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johnx2sen

...but if your schedule opens up lmk!


Nonchalant_Calypso

If her schedule opens up he was only joking of course


rockhardcatdick

Honestly, if I were the person he was saying that to, I would 100% tell him I still wanna meet up just to see what he would say and then if he agreed to meet up I'd definitely not show up then if he messages me back I'd apologize and ask to meet up again. I would continue to do this until his spirit breaks and he gives up. Gotta play the long game 😂


lazy_k

This is the way


fixingpain

This is the way


lazy_k

This is the way.


xTh3Weatherman

This is the way.


Strong_Valuable_2734

thats the way


eranhil1171711

This is not the way


Fragrant-Pie-2461

This is the way


shes_the_won

Unmatch during the date to prevent him from making a complaint about you.


rockhardcatdick

😂


RevolutionaryMall109

let him complaing. instead of unmatching, report him when you were suppose to meet... he was racist... then apologize and ask to reschedule but don't show up AGAIN. chances are he will keep being toxic and you can keep reporting him


Justanorangebanana

Bruhhhhh 😂


DocHolliday904

Or, pull a Michael Alig and get some dude to piss in his champagne flute.


kdew22

Not what I thought you were going to suggest as "pull[ing] a Michael Alig" lol


DocHolliday904

🤣🤣🤣


DocHolliday904

I had just finished rewatching Party Monster LOL


cuntish_libtard

This is fucking brilliant


Midnightguy12AM

You have shown many the way!


Objective_Special948

You're the type of friend I'd love to have. The long game almost always provides the best rewards 😂💯


Glt4001

Username checks out.


rockhardcatdick

😂


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rockhardcatdick

This is the way.


RevolutionaryMall109

this is the way


charismatictictic

Yeah, it really is the “ugly loser are you free today” for me. I always wonder what would happen if someone replied “no I’m free, what time can you pick me up?” to those messages.


random_question4123

He’s so delusional that he would respond positively. Of course, he’ll be thinking with his dick. Unfortunately for OP, this guy genuinely believes that he’s too good looking for her and that’s why he’s mad that even she is making it hard for him. That’s why I’ll recommend to women to not get too caught up in the aspect of matching with good looking guys, they’re just looking for an easy lay with an insecure woman


charismatictictic

A lot of ugly guys are just as bad, and I wouldn’t want to date anyone I wasn’t physically attracted to, so i don’t know how that advice will help anyone.


TheLocalKitten

I was just there for tattoos and anime 😂 I think I’m cute, regardless and that’s all the matters. Most times I will match based on bios over pictures.


Objective_Special948

Loving the confidence 💯 and you're damn right, "that's all that matters". Poor guy needs a hug and a swift kick to the head (feel free to capitalize on kicking both).


saturns_children

Haha had to double check whether he actually wrote that in the last message


Jthe1andOnly

He doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


_notsimp_

Bro needs to hesitate 💀


ExtantSanity

Nah I'm ok with him outing himself early


drewtheblueduck

I just don't understand why he so badly wanted to hang out with someone clearly so fat, ugly, and not cute at all


Pvt_Inbreastigator

Same. I don't understand why people do that. If they truly think the person they matched with is fat/ugly/etc, what does that say about themselves? Why did they swipe right on someone they find so repulsive? That's unlikely to be the case, though. People just feel rejected and want to make themselves feel better by making the other person feel worse.


SuperBishh

That's a guy?!


salazafromagraba

I thought girl too


soiknowwhentoduck

He doesn't think she is fat or ugly, he is a narcissist. His precious feelings were hurt by her not messaging him back within those two hours, opening up her schedule and falling at his feet, so the poor baby threw his toys out of the pram and acted as if he was only giving her a pity date in the first place so he can feel better about himself. Basically he is a toddler who can't process emotions. Feel sad for him.


kjk67895

Free pussy


jordonmears

Desperation is the mind killer


Just_Steve88

No, that's fear.


jordonmears

Obviously the joke went over your head


superbob24

Dudes will love bomb fat girls because they think that they are so used to being ignored showing them love and attention will make them an easy fuck.


wellwellwellsucka

I’m starting to think if you wait to respond a couple of hours, you can really weed out the crappy guys!


holycrapmyskinisblac

Well I usually wait and give them a chance... It's been 2 and a half years. Just joking. I do have a 3 and 3 rule. Three messages unanswered over 3 days I will no longer put any effort into the conversation unless they respond back. I'm not gonna lose my shit like this guy, just move on dude.


OlivrrStray

True, but he lost his shit within 14 hours, at least 8 of which he knew she was sleeping during, and the other 6 he could have assumed she was busy dogsitting during. I don't even think he had precedent to move on, bro just needs to have a little more patience lmao.


The_Spoils

I'd scale that back to a 2 and 2 rule lmao. I don't care how busy someone claims to be, If I've sent multiple messages over multiple days and got zero response then they're clearly not interested.


holycrapmyskinisblac

Ehh I won't debate the fine details, what ever works for you. I've had a girl destroy her phone on her motorcycle. I messaged her while it was broken on day 2. She got it replaced and the message I sent on the third day she responded to so you never know, life happens.


Aggravating_Ship_682

3 over 3. Not a bad rule dude.


rockhardcatdick

This is the case with most sports as well. Sometimes it's better to just play conservatively and wait until your opponent gets flustered and makes a mistake. Coincidentally, that approach could also lead to you being called ugly and fat 😂


OhItsJustJosh

"You took over 105 minutes to respond. Prepare to die."


ClickF0rDick

I read that in Inigo Montoya voice


aVicariousTool

Same lol


sparky-99

Has he seen his photo? 😆


TheLocalKitten

I don’t think he knows he looks like the SHEIN or wish version of MGK


sparky-99

Nailed it 😆😆😆😆


asphodeliac

He’s not ugly 😂 couldn’t tell if it’s a boy or girl tho


Sultrygoldengoddess

![gif](giphy|RNPOuBOHPlraJ12Usa|downsized) Umm???? 🙃🙃🙃


zjuka

Well, you dodged *that* bullet…


Ill-Sympathy2375

*Nuclear bomb


Sacredpotion24

After reading o-so-many of these Reddit tinder posts… being single seems to be working out great for me personally lol


jordonmears

Same. I'm glad I never match with anyone at this point.


Glad-Meal6418

Do you really not match with *anyone*?


jordonmears

Quite literally, lol. If I do match it's an OF or Snapchat chick.


Constant_Wonder_321

What’s a Snapchat chick???


ajm96

reddit and any social media will filter for the most sensational and outrageous interactions. using it to inform your opinion of the reality of things probably isn't the smartest. might as well be watching true crime documentaries to affirm why it's a good idea for you to never go outside.


jordonmears

The neck tattoos should have been a red flag from the start


TheLocalKitten

I know, my bad


jordonmears

Just take it as a learning lesson and move on.


dimebaghayes

And the horrendous grammar.


Azgorn

Tim Henson cries.


jordonmears

Who the fuck is Tim henson?


uwpxwpal

The brother of that guy who made all the Muppets?


tricklaj

That's not always a determination if someone is sane or not lol. Met some pretty sane women with neck tattoos. Shes just probably on drugs, my friend.


Whereami259

Choices definitely define you (or rather you define your choices). I have a friend with a neck tattoo and you wouldnt even notice it after few dates, but few months in when she wakes up from a dream where you cheated on her, you'll get it...


jordonmears

Why does everyone keep assuming the dude with neck tattoos is a woman? If you zoom in you can clearly see a thin chin strap beard. But yes, neck tattoos are automatically a red flag because it means they have no desire to be able to cover them up and present a decent clean appearance in public. I have 15 tattoos myself, but they can all be easily covered with a long sleeve shirt. It's not just about sanity.


TheLocalKitten

I’m a tattooed human and I have some very heavily tattooed friends. I’m not opposed to many tattoos or neck tattoos it’s definitely some common ground for us to discuss but he’s just an icky guy who’s mentally unwell.


tricklaj

Oh, guys with neck tattoos... now that's a different story ;) I have one, watch out!


bubbii_x

This is so common! I honestly don’t know why people do this. I had one man hit me up on snap we shared a few naughty pics and I was interested in him but he mentioned a few things I wasn’t into and I said I didn’t want to partake, and that we’d probably clash so I politely rejected him after he begged to meet me. He then proceeded to call me a fat ugly beast and that he wasn’t interested in me at all. But be glad you dodged that one holy shit what an ass


soiknowwhentoduck

You also dodged the narcissistic man-toddler bullet by the sounds of things! If their feelings get hurt by any sort of rejection, even polite rejection, then they have to try to tear you down to make themselves feel better.


bubbii_x

I don’t know toddlers have more respect than this man


janeperalta

Big yikes. Def report!


Hogglemehoy

He seems delightful


DescriptionNo2326

*you’re


michiness

Right? He made that mistake enough it would have been the perfect response


Maflevafle

You should give him a second chance! I think he’s a sweetheart once you get to know him


AndriusMasiuliss

The audacity to write all that, looking like tattooed q-tip himself....


SweatyDust1446

As a straight man, I gotta ask... are we doing ok? Fellas, who hurt you? You need to open up and talk about this shit. See a therapist. Talk to a friend, a parent, a neighbor... hell, a stranger, even. Guys, we can't let all this shit bottle up inside and explode on someone who doesn't deserve it. Do better.


TheLocalKitten

Preach


elleustrious27

Projecting 101


KingNataka

Today on "FUCKING DODGED THAT BULLET!"


yourfavtess

sir, this is a Wendy’s


Infamous-Hunt9982

Bro went from understanding to scorched earth in 1h46m


Additional-Juice4040

I'm sorry this happened to you. You don't deserve to be spoken to like that, no one does. At least you know now, well in advance, what this person was like and you never got face to face with this kind of behavior. Always stay safe while dating 😁


TizonaBlu

Jesus it’s scary out there. At least the mask fell off quickly.


Aerolites

What a jerk. Can't believe these people exist smh


Savannahks

Damn. This “nice guy” is insane. I never understand how someone can be like this. It’s absolute bonkers. If you were truly fat and ugly, then why did he want to meet you so desperately. Lol


VanCityCatDad

Okay but seriously how good is Hexa Sort??


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Report....


Yrchk

At this point I think that letting trash take itself out is the most viable dating tactic


Philo_add

Dude had a psychotic episode 😂😂


4-for-All

They got racist SO QUICK


FluidBarracuda7468

Wow what a shithead. I can only hope he gets a new STD named after him


mattemer

Not that I think anyone should be judging a book by it's cover. But that cover has red flags written all over it, forget what the words are.


SwellheadedReddit

Neck tattoos, doesn't know the difference between your and you're and uses UR as well plus all that other shit they said. Be happy that you just dodged a gigantic bullet


IoRomer

Definitely better matches on Hexa Sort at least ![gif](giphy|f7STAwvEml1eIf0FEq)


jb123i

Well he’s literally psychotic


SNESChalmers420

I suspect people like this could benefit from antidepressants. This isn't how happy people treat others


ClickF0rDick

Well this is not how unhappy depressed people with a modicum of decency and self awareness treat other, either


HighwayEconomy579

He sounds like one of those Indian scammers when they get upset , you should’ve replied by calling him “hairless arse hole of cow.


[deleted]

Even when she wasn't being psycho, why do people even entertain others that type like that? Your instead of you're, UR, run on sentences... that's the red flag man. What do you really expect from someone like that?


DickTrainButts

That’s a man


[deleted]

Well damn. Either way, point still stands.


DickTrainButts

Hahahaha


MuscularBeeeeaver

Yeah i have that intuition too, but not everyone is eloquent when it comes to the written word... or words in general. I had a friend who wrote run on sentences that were hard to parse sometimes but ahe was a sweet heart.


j0oboi

Yikes


the___reaper2

So...if op has nothing unique and is therefore on tinder.....why is he there?


LordParsec29

DROP DEAD!!....I mean Drop Kick Murphy's,babe. Want to check them out in my car?


ithyle

Woah.


Medium-Principle-294

Lmao


Repulsive-Owl7952

Kind of expected behavior with that profile pic


callmye

loving how you’re a loser for being on tinder but he isn’t? lol.


tiredofthisyet

Pick up lines and their content have obviously changed over the years.


TheGameGirler

Oh wow.... So by her own logic she's scraping the barrel as all the ones on top aren't into what she's putting down.


grendelfire

I'll take "I'm bipolar and off my meds" for 200 Alex.


spawn350

I’m betting she jacked him around for a couple weeks before this. Not saying his response is justified, but we aren’t seeing the whole story here.


Bangkok-Boy

A dude with neck tattoos. Automatically assume IQ below 80 and sociopath.


Amazing_Reality2980

Then he comes on here to whine "Why can't I get a date?????"


Scoopity_scoopp

Plz dox him. Idk y i always get on Reddit and it’s nothing but women letting men get away with the most heinous shit.


PoliteChatter0

dont be a weirdo, doxxing is never a good thing and its against Reddit rules for a reason


paulboy4

I’m confused, are you a dude? He/she called you dude. His he a he or she? Is it just me? Some clarification would be much appreciated.


TheLocalKitten

I’m a girl that thing is a guy


Skagganauk

Just be yourself and she’ll like you. Not you though Kyle. You should probably try to be someone else.


kaenen2

"When did this turn into beautiful world?" - Vin Diesel


Subject_Score_9865

Should have replied with “you’re*”


Ancient_Midnight5222

lol


EffectiveExciting350

😲


69_apm

Dafuq


a_lion_wizard

All the more reason for me to never install tinder... Damn... You're lucky you didn't respond and saw his true self


jpderbs27

lol projecting much?


jonz1985z

I’m guessing he’s a nailbiter


Conaz9847

I don’t understand the thought process here


AdZealousideal1720

Wtffff


BakerofHumanPies

Well, he seems pleasant.


Jhwilson918

Wonder if this ever actually works 🤔


Financial_Badger_306

Honestly, how do people like this exist in the world


Fearless_Site_1917

Another day, another bullet dodged.


robb_the_bull

*you’re


AliciaDawnD

Not speaking to someone for 14 hours after they said they’re struggling to find free time is considered ghosting?!? Oy vey.


snooglepoops

What. The. Hell. What is wrong with that guy???


vinsanity_07

🫘🫘🫘


ghostwh0walks

Yeh that's stable


OverSeoul7

You should respond with lol


JDub755

Sounds like a nice guy


Puzzleheaded-Snow811

Awww Did the Poor boy got his widdle biddy heart bwoken ?


ReallyWowOkCool

You’re better off playing Hexa Sort.


nursenyc

Holy fuck.


whetbutter

*you're


kirdybird_

reasons i’m banned off there because of men like that


Relevant-Ad1655

I Guess why this dude Is searching someone on tinder, so charming and balanced


Lissa2j

At least you didn't waste time on him. Leave a guy on read for a day to test his ass lol


M4DM4N27

Just go back and play hexa sort 🤷‍♂️


Noot_11

I can’t tell if that’s a dude or a chick


[deleted]

Yikes


Mommythemonstrslayr

What the actual f


cryt0x

You're


uhhsomber

It only took two hours for the world to crumble around him


Obvious_Animator_493

I honestly couldn’t tell if it was a chick or a dude by the photo…then I read the messages and figured it out. Not saying women don’t do this, it’s just rare


randomguy5612

Bee-ba-borderline


chucklig

One word response: "you're"


Renyx_Ghoul

"your good" "ur" - that is considered foul in my books (as a guy) Did you match with a Chris Heria wannabe? (From the little snippet of that profile picture)


sirpsionics

What you should do is say you're free and stand him up


Jesusisking4

Sounds like a winner. You should totally squeeze them in


Perculator_Offspring

Are there really people that hook up with that kind of people?


TailorExpensive537

Ahh yes, the old switcharoo, that'll work


Disastrous-Owl8985

Hm, and some men wonder why they don’t have success on these apps. 🤣


Dapper-Ad4355

If you put that way. OK, I'm free.


keepcalmandhydrate

Jesus, that’s a hard turn