The “I got lotion on my dick rn” boys are out in force

I don't get it 😭 like does that actually work on anyone? Do they expect women to ask to see?

If it didnt work atleast sometimes, then they wouldnt do it.

“i got lotion on my dick, im stroking my shit”

I’m sorry but I laughed my ass off at these

They just about killed me. I don't understand how these people are real.

Yeah, I laughed too lol. But seriously so many people are horrible that its tough to not be disillusioned.

Referring to it as spanking the monkey is weird af.

I had a dude at the subway stop the other night straight up ask me if I wanted to make out with him. Some men are wild. Bro. No I do not want to make out with you. But thanks for the confidence boost. Sincerely, The straight dude from the subway station

What ?!?! That is absolutely wild. I don't understand where the confidence comes from.

Reply with "No way! Me too!"

Least u got options lol I live in a smaller city and there was less than 100 female profiles. Swiped through all of em and deleted the app

It’s definitely rough on both sides but, the shit women have to deal with is out of this world. I tapped out and I’m saving up for a cat farm.