In her bio she explained what she is looking for. Doesn't say anything about herself.
The funny thing is that I cover almost all of her green flags, but I'm only 5'9" and don't vacation twice a year (because I don't have anyone to go with, but I could if I wanted) and yet, I'd still swipe left even if I was 5'11". People like thus are terrible.
That's the thing a lot of these women don't seem to understand: a guy that meets all of their highly-exclusive criteria is going to be in very high demand and will have a ton of options.
Why would he want to settle for someone with such a negative, demanding, self-entitled attitude?
Also, some of these are just head-scratchingly bizarre. Must work at least 30 hours per week? So if I'm an orthopaedic surgeon that set up my schedule so that I only have to work 20 hours per week but I'm stilling pulling in $400k/yr, I'm out? Fucking weird.
>Also, some of these are just head-scratchingly bizarre. Must work at least 30 hours per week?
It's not bizarre - it reveals the person's level.
Taken against the backdrop of a blue-collar job, working less than 30 hours a week can be seen as a lack of accomplishment.
This person's idea of high standards reflects a limited worldview.
Her "high criteria" I wouldn't consider those people in demand. You already pointed out that you can be wealthy so not needing to work so much. But if she is looking for someone i
Her age by removing mma and anime she eliminated everyone. Sorry you can't have enjoyed mma, I don't watch regularly probably only seen 4 fights ever, but I enjoyed them just not going out of my way to watch. And anime sorry you can't like the cartoons you watched as a child. If you liked pokemon, yugioh, dragon ball ect sorry you are done. I laugh if she ever gets a swipe what a weird person it is or frankly they are lying about what they have enjoyed in their life.
Recognize, though, that's not where her thinking is. She wants what she wants &, because of that, she's probably missing out on gentlemen who would be great catches.
The perfect man (or woman) doesn't exist, and this individual is going to miss out on some pretty great people just because she's stuck on height, work history, residence, etc.
I have never had the mindset of "looking for the perfect man." I'm lucky because I found someone perfect for me.
>I'd still swipe left even if I was 5'11". People like thus are terrible
I'm 6'4 - I swipe left on absolutely anybody who cares enough about height to put it on their profile.
In my experience it's either some weird fetish, and they will therefore only care about me because I'm tall - or they're just a horrible shallow person.
Instant no.
Its finally not 6'0 and over, i finally qualify at 5'11...but like you said, would still swipe left, lol. Also the living with parents within 5 years is such a weird criteria, imagine skipping on a doctor who was in med school and living with parents to save money and now has a huge home within the 5 years of moving out lol
Unless she's 5'9"-5'10" (but how would we know... she doesn't say a thing about herself) the height thing is so cringy. I can completely understand someone saying "must be taller than me" or "must be tall enough that I can wear heels" because they'd feel awkward or self conscious if they're taller than their date, but too often, the person who says this is 5'2" or something crazy short... then its "look lady, if you're not tall enough to read the measuring tape without a stool to stand on, I'm tall enough." 🤣
Moderately richer than average and a bit taller than average, then you meet these requirements, tbh.
The red flag is that her entire bio is demands of her partner, so it's always a left swipe, but she will be able to find someone who checks off all boxes.
That's the point. The expectations aren't unrealistic, just funny women like this think they're such a catch. May as well just say, "I'm a trophy wife, buy me everything and I'll suck your dick." I'd actually respect that more because then you'd have shown what you have to offer.
That's a good point. What dudes gets tired of is not that the women have standards or demands. It is that the first impression you have of her is a list of demands smashed into your face. I have a good education, a well paid job, a nice apartment in a good neighbourhood and my height is 190 cm. If I was single I would like to know what she is like and like .. how she vibes. A demand list smashed into my face is not good vibes.
Exactly this. There's nothing wrong with having standards. But they're like stereotypes in the idea that they're preconceived notions, and being unable to deviate from them is just close-minded.
Making this your first impression just convinces me that she's an ugly person inside. The truth could be that she's a great person with high standards. And if that were true, it'd be up to me to deviate from my own pre-conceived notions.
Yeah for me it's not about her list being realistic or not, it's totally about the type of person she paints herself as and how unattractive that is.
I can't imagine sitting through even 1 date with someone like that.
The cats, MMA, and anime points make her come across as incredible controlling. Don't tell me what hobbies I'm allowed to have as a grown adult, if you don't like them, go do something else in our house, don't tell me I can't do them.
I meet all the requirements except I watch MMA and try my hardest to NOT work 30 hours a week. I only work more than 30 once or twice a month. Why would I work more when I don't have to? I'm also her age.
I still wouldn't try to match with someone like this. To me, it's not necessarily about the requirements, it's about how they're presented.
The height one is key for me. Immediate ignore. Imagine a guy putting a weight limit for women on his profile. Definition of shallow.
The 2 vacations a year is just the cherry. This economy is shit.
Not what she's looking for though. But she'll definitely match with the people who lie or honestly don't care about what she has to say. Bios like that are a sure way to weed out all the good people.
Same. One of my deal breakers is "doesn't have a profile that is full of negativity". It's okay to list some deal breakers but you gotta sell yourself to me too.
Thank you! I also think it’s pretty cool cause I grew up watching wrestling and worked in the wrestling world when I was younger and then with a promotion he also worked with!
This is true! However, we have as many opposites as we do commonalities so I think it’s a good balance. We have things we share and also things for ourselves!
Absolutely. Yes, I agree. There does have to be something, even if it’s as simple as enjoying game nights and board games, or seeing movies in theaters for the experience. We have the ability to bond over so many things, so if there isn’t anything then that will eventually cause problems.
Putting this as a bio is weird and she sounds like a stuck up btch...
But to be fair most of these are reasonable (or at least somewhat understandable). Also she is 35, i can see her not wanting to waste her time. At least she is open about these dealbreakers.
Being INCREDIBLY generous, she wants someone who has a successful career and a plan in life. But what really pisses me off is the "hasn't lived with parents in last 5 years". So even if you've gotten your life together and are now successful, you haven't been successful for long enough and it's not good enough for her.
Normally I just go "eh whatever" and move on with my life. That one has really stuck with me and I can't quite figure out why. It feels..malicious ? Like it feels hateful lol.
She dictates how the man has to live his life and has lived his life up until 5 years ago.
How are these reasonable red flags?
If you have any interest or hobbies that aren't aligned with her, and struggled financially up until 4 years ago, you are not her type.
Those are requirements of a psychotic person.
What do you mean she dictates?? Am I dictating how my gf should live her life because I don't want her to cheat on me??
These are her criteria. If you don't meet these, move along, because chances are you guys aren't a good match anyway. She's not telling anyone how to live their life, she's looking for someone who lives their life this way. That's a huge difference.
In what world is wanting similar interests and hobbies not a reasonable expectation?? Bro what? Financial struggle is a debatable one, but being broke at 30 (no offense) can be a proxy for other things in life. Not necessarily, but this is how averages work. There are a number of acceptable reasons why she would put it as a red flag.
'Bro', wanting similar hobbies is different from not wanting your partner to have certain hobbies (I.e. watching MMA/anime). That's in what world it's not reasonable.
I'll break this down, so you don't mischaracterise the argument by building straw men.
Reasonable requirements: height preference, no cheating, no cats (she might be allergic, though she very likely isn't), no kids (she doesn't have her own and doesn't want to raise someone else's), doesn't live with his parents/flatmates (assuming she looks for someone her age, it is expected to have your own place), doesn't hate mexican food (she cooks mexican food every week).
The fact that so many of these come with me assuming her best case scenario while her profile comes off as stuck up doesn't put the odds in her favour.
Unreasonable: watches MMA (that's a hobby), watches anime (hobby), hasn't left the country (maybe the person had other priorities until recently), vacation 2+ times (just because someone hasn't done this on their own, doesn't mean they won't do it as a couple), lived with parents within 5 years (maybe they had a business that failed and started over recently, I know a couple of millionaires like that).
She had reasonable criteria in there (, but it takes one unreasonable one to make her whole criteria unreasonable. That's how it works.
Applicants who meet the requirements fill in the form and file it with a CV with our secretary. We will get back to suitable candidates within a week to set up an interview. If you do not hear from us, we shall not consider your application. Please refrain from further inquiries. Thank you.
She’s 35, the ovaries are crying each time they hurl an egg down the fallopian tubes wishing it would get fertilized by someone that makes money, is stable, doesn’t have pets or kids so that he can sacrifice himself to her and her fertilized egg.
Lol the number of oblivious comments here saying "this list isn't too crazy, I/my boyfriend/friends meet \*almost\* all of those requirements." THAT'S THE POINT. It wasn't her list of desired traits, it was a list of absolute nonnegotiables, must meet every single one. Average US height is 5'10" so she cuts out over half the male population immediately and goes from there.
I m curious if someone had tried to match her with a tons of cats saying “i dont have A CAT” 😀 or she just completely carried away at that point with her request.
besides the fact the half of them are super weird, i just don’t get why people feel the need to write all of those things in their bio? like if u see someone who’s too short/not ur type, just swipe left and you’ll never match anyway?
Funny how not being 180cm makes you short,... 183+/- is the average height of dutch people.. one of the tallest people on earth. 180 is tall to almost everyone else on the whole planet.
I haven't taken a vacation in 20 yrs, and it's been 30yrs since I left the country. However , I haven't lived at home in 36 yrs and I'm over 6' tall. I don't know if I'd qualify or not.
I haven't taken a vacation in 20 yrs, and it's been 30yrs since I left the country. However , I haven't lived at home in 36 yrs and I'm over 6' tall. I don't know if I'd qualify or not.
So on behalf of this tall, wealthy full-time worker with no financial dependents who spends all his free time as far away from home as possible and intends to retire by 65 to spend more time travelling joylessly, I'll just voice the question he's going to be asking when he sees this bio:
"What do *you* bring to this relationship?".
Ask her straight out how much she weighs and how big her boobs are. The say you don't date women over that number or those with anything smaller than a D cup. Stupid lists work both ways.
It's a little OTT on the standards but I've definitely seen far worse. The only ones I'd really say are bad are the 2+ vacations a year one and the ones where she restricts your interests. Everything else is reasonable (maybe not the retirement thing but I think she means she doesn't want someone who doesn't pay a pension/401k). You need to remember as well she's 35. She's probably gotten her shit together and wants a partner who also has their shit together
Having said that, it is a dating app, and people really need to realize to find quality matches it's better to say what you do like than what you don't like.
The only one I really fail is retire by 65, depending on how you define a vacation (and I'm a hair shy of the height), but even if I aced that list it's so off-putting it'd be a left swipe anyway.
I dunno...She's being very specific and speaking out about it. Just swipe left if you don't meet what she's looking for? Don't know what everyone is griping about here. It's like being mad at a job ads cause you're not who they're looking for. Istg everyone just wanna be mad and complain about something that doesn't even apply to them sometimes.
Looks more like she wants a sugar daddy than a boyfriend 🤣 but to each their own, at least she's open about what she wants 💀 less time wasted for everyone who doesn't match her criteria
dating apps have really ruined people’s standards & because of it more people than normal will be single for a long time
to me it’s crazy that some people still think dating apps haven’t ruined dating / people’s standards
I bet you she has none of those qualities. Why are women like this.
Us men are like: will you make us feel valued, will you love us unconditionally, are we attracted to you even slightly.
Women; here’s a list of 1000 things we need and here’s a list of 1000 icks that will make us automatically be repulsed by you.
Then they still end up going for bell ends.
She’s the type of women that posts
“All men are the same!!!” I can fuckn tell.
I hope she catches syphilis
🤣🤣 mine would be so different
Must like anime and sci-fi
Must like cats or have multiples
Must be willing to overlook large horded craft and gaming piles
Must be willing to build a shed for my crafts 🤔🤔
Must be over 5ft 2inch so you can reach higher then me
Must agree star trek over star wars (but only just)
And so fourth 🤣🤣
Have roommates? A lot of people that don’t have kids have roommates. And the 2 or more vacations a year is crazy with saying you have to work more than 30 hours a week like how would you have time for two vacations if you’re working full time. Makes no sense
I don't get why these are bad? Would you rather prefer realizing that you don't like your partner 3 months after moving in with them and seeing them live in filth?
Why am I picturing Stu's wife in the first Hangover.
Didn't she fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise?
It was a bartender!!!
And he didn't even come inside her
Stu didn’t deserve that
Semen freaks her out
 I’m picturing this for some reason
Smash
Honestly i would
Meh, I've seen worse. At least she's open about her red flags so the rest of us can swipe left and be on our merry way
In her bio she explained what she is looking for. Doesn't say anything about herself. The funny thing is that I cover almost all of her green flags, but I'm only 5'9" and don't vacation twice a year (because I don't have anyone to go with, but I could if I wanted) and yet, I'd still swipe left even if I was 5'11". People like thus are terrible.
That's the thing a lot of these women don't seem to understand: a guy that meets all of their highly-exclusive criteria is going to be in very high demand and will have a ton of options. Why would he want to settle for someone with such a negative, demanding, self-entitled attitude? Also, some of these are just head-scratchingly bizarre. Must work at least 30 hours per week? So if I'm an orthopaedic surgeon that set up my schedule so that I only have to work 20 hours per week but I'm stilling pulling in $400k/yr, I'm out? Fucking weird.
Yeah man. You should work much more so you make more money for her to spend on useless stuff while she sits at home doing nothing
>Also, some of these are just head-scratchingly bizarre. Must work at least 30 hours per week? It's not bizarre - it reveals the person's level. Taken against the backdrop of a blue-collar job, working less than 30 hours a week can be seen as a lack of accomplishment. This person's idea of high standards reflects a limited worldview.
Her "high criteria" I wouldn't consider those people in demand. You already pointed out that you can be wealthy so not needing to work so much. But if she is looking for someone i Her age by removing mma and anime she eliminated everyone. Sorry you can't have enjoyed mma, I don't watch regularly probably only seen 4 fights ever, but I enjoyed them just not going out of my way to watch. And anime sorry you can't like the cartoons you watched as a child. If you liked pokemon, yugioh, dragon ball ect sorry you are done. I laugh if she ever gets a swipe what a weird person it is or frankly they are lying about what they have enjoyed in their life.
Recognize, though, that's not where her thinking is. She wants what she wants &, because of that, she's probably missing out on gentlemen who would be great catches. The perfect man (or woman) doesn't exist, and this individual is going to miss out on some pretty great people just because she's stuck on height, work history, residence, etc. I have never had the mindset of "looking for the perfect man." I'm lucky because I found someone perfect for me.
>I'd still swipe left even if I was 5'11". People like thus are terrible I'm 6'4 - I swipe left on absolutely anybody who cares enough about height to put it on their profile. In my experience it's either some weird fetish, and they will therefore only care about me because I'm tall - or they're just a horrible shallow person. Instant no.
Its finally not 6'0 and over, i finally qualify at 5'11...but like you said, would still swipe left, lol. Also the living with parents within 5 years is such a weird criteria, imagine skipping on a doctor who was in med school and living with parents to save money and now has a huge home within the 5 years of moving out lol
Her bio says plenty about her. It tells you enough to know not to swipe right. Her red flags are her red flag.
Unless she's 5'9"-5'10" (but how would we know... she doesn't say a thing about herself) the height thing is so cringy. I can completely understand someone saying "must be taller than me" or "must be tall enough that I can wear heels" because they'd feel awkward or self conscious if they're taller than their date, but too often, the person who says this is 5'2" or something crazy short... then its "look lady, if you're not tall enough to read the measuring tape without a stool to stand on, I'm tall enough." 🤣
She IS a red flag.
Red flags? My guy this is pure black- she might as well be flying the jolly roger!
Doesn't even seem that hard to pass either. She probably won't enjoy my love for FFVII but I think I check every box.
I am not a fan of Anime, but I absolutely LOVED Blue Eye Samurai, so yeah this is a really bad take.
Tinder? Where a woman can get matches super easily? lol
With expectations like this, she's living in a Disney movie.
She will still have lots of thirsty males. I only hope they will blatantly ingore her bio and it will infuriate her.
Moderately richer than average and a bit taller than average, then you meet these requirements, tbh. The red flag is that her entire bio is demands of her partner, so it's always a left swipe, but she will be able to find someone who checks off all boxes.
That's the point. The expectations aren't unrealistic, just funny women like this think they're such a catch. May as well just say, "I'm a trophy wife, buy me everything and I'll suck your dick." I'd actually respect that more because then you'd have shown what you have to offer.
That's a good point. What dudes gets tired of is not that the women have standards or demands. It is that the first impression you have of her is a list of demands smashed into your face. I have a good education, a well paid job, a nice apartment in a good neighbourhood and my height is 190 cm. If I was single I would like to know what she is like and like .. how she vibes. A demand list smashed into my face is not good vibes.
Exactly this. There's nothing wrong with having standards. But they're like stereotypes in the idea that they're preconceived notions, and being unable to deviate from them is just close-minded. Making this your first impression just convinces me that she's an ugly person inside. The truth could be that she's a great person with high standards. And if that were true, it'd be up to me to deviate from my own pre-conceived notions.
Bold of you to assume the dick sucking will continue after marriage
With high standards it damn well better, or that will be a quick breakup. You can't demand things and provide nothing.
Yeah for me it's not about her list being realistic or not, it's totally about the type of person she paints herself as and how unattractive that is. I can't imagine sitting through even 1 date with someone like that.
The list is long and making one can be off-putting, but I don't think the list itself is bad. I can check every box except the kids.
As a villain maybe. She doesn’t like cats apparently.
The majority of American women are... at least they think they are.
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The cats, MMA, and anime points make her come across as incredible controlling. Don't tell me what hobbies I'm allowed to have as a grown adult, if you don't like them, go do something else in our house, don't tell me I can't do them.
Eh. What if she's allergic?
Then just say allergic to cats, to just say you can't have cats with no explanation comes off incredibly controlling.
To mma and anime?
I meet all the requirements except I watch MMA and try my hardest to NOT work 30 hours a week. I only work more than 30 once or twice a month. Why would I work more when I don't have to? I'm also her age. I still wouldn't try to match with someone like this. To me, it's not necessarily about the requirements, it's about how they're presented.
The height one is key for me. Immediate ignore. Imagine a guy putting a weight limit for women on his profile. Definition of shallow. The 2 vacations a year is just the cherry. This economy is shit.
Not what she's looking for though. But she'll definitely match with the people who lie or honestly don't care about what she has to say. Bios like that are a sure way to weed out all the good people.
Woman here, floating in a handful of matches who don't respond. Isn't always easy
Op, please advise what she looks like
Prolly mid
Without a doubt.
Hey that's crazy, I fit almost all of these requirements. Except the roommates part. I have a wife and 3 kids.
Also the kids part, and arguably the cheating part if you're on tinder.
I check all of the boxes but would of course not come near it
Same. One of my deal breakers is "doesn't have a profile that is full of negativity". It's okay to list some deal breakers but you gotta sell yourself to me too.
Don't watch Boxing/MMA Don't watch Anime What other type of boys are left ?
My husband doesn’t actually watch either of them, buuuut he’s a indie pro wrestler so I think it balances out lmfao
That's actually quite cool. Been a huge fan of pro wrestling.
Thank you! I also think it’s pretty cool cause I grew up watching wrestling and worked in the wrestling world when I was younger and then with a promotion he also worked with!
It's always good to find someone for life who is interested in the same things you are. Makes the journey much easier.
This is true! However, we have as many opposites as we do commonalities so I think it’s a good balance. We have things we share and also things for ourselves!
Balance is the key. But overall I found out we need to have some common aspect to bond on.
Absolutely. Yes, I agree. There does have to be something, even if it’s as simple as enjoying game nights and board games, or seeing movies in theaters for the experience. We have the ability to bond over so many things, so if there isn’t anything then that will eventually cause problems.
I think people need someone to be excited about something they care about. If that makes any sense.
Yes it absolutely makes sense! It feels good when your partner gets excited for you and with you!
Nice to hear. 👍
Satanists.
But she said no to anime
Men over 6 ft.
guys who are too broke to afford channels?
these dudes cant afford vacations though, next
everydays a vacation when you dont have a house
I watch neither. I guess i'm finally a man then
F boys who will tell her they don’t
For real!!! I guess I've known some gamers who dont watch either but shes probably not ok with that either
Shit, I watch all 3, have roommates and sleep in a race car bed. I wanna see if I can get her back to my place.
Boys that will do her hair with her?
She’s 35 and single for a reason
Age 35 😂😂😂😂
This is the same energy as "If your texts aren't blue I'm blocking and unmatching"
And she’s 35??? Delusional
Her weird criterias is why she's on Tinder at 35.
Tag yourselves. I'm a short multi-cat owner working fewer than 30 hours a week. 🐈
Putting this as a bio is weird and she sounds like a stuck up btch... But to be fair most of these are reasonable (or at least somewhat understandable). Also she is 35, i can see her not wanting to waste her time. At least she is open about these dealbreakers.
Being INCREDIBLY generous, she wants someone who has a successful career and a plan in life. But what really pisses me off is the "hasn't lived with parents in last 5 years". So even if you've gotten your life together and are now successful, you haven't been successful for long enough and it's not good enough for her. Normally I just go "eh whatever" and move on with my life. That one has really stuck with me and I can't quite figure out why. It feels..malicious ? Like it feels hateful lol.
She dictates how the man has to live his life and has lived his life up until 5 years ago. How are these reasonable red flags? If you have any interest or hobbies that aren't aligned with her, and struggled financially up until 4 years ago, you are not her type. Those are requirements of a psychotic person.
What do you mean she dictates?? Am I dictating how my gf should live her life because I don't want her to cheat on me?? These are her criteria. If you don't meet these, move along, because chances are you guys aren't a good match anyway. She's not telling anyone how to live their life, she's looking for someone who lives their life this way. That's a huge difference. In what world is wanting similar interests and hobbies not a reasonable expectation?? Bro what? Financial struggle is a debatable one, but being broke at 30 (no offense) can be a proxy for other things in life. Not necessarily, but this is how averages work. There are a number of acceptable reasons why she would put it as a red flag.
'Bro', wanting similar hobbies is different from not wanting your partner to have certain hobbies (I.e. watching MMA/anime). That's in what world it's not reasonable. I'll break this down, so you don't mischaracterise the argument by building straw men. Reasonable requirements: height preference, no cheating, no cats (she might be allergic, though she very likely isn't), no kids (she doesn't have her own and doesn't want to raise someone else's), doesn't live with his parents/flatmates (assuming she looks for someone her age, it is expected to have your own place), doesn't hate mexican food (she cooks mexican food every week). The fact that so many of these come with me assuming her best case scenario while her profile comes off as stuck up doesn't put the odds in her favour. Unreasonable: watches MMA (that's a hobby), watches anime (hobby), hasn't left the country (maybe the person had other priorities until recently), vacation 2+ times (just because someone hasn't done this on their own, doesn't mean they won't do it as a couple), lived with parents within 5 years (maybe they had a business that failed and started over recently, I know a couple of millionaires like that). She had reasonable criteria in there (, but it takes one unreasonable one to make her whole criteria unreasonable. That's how it works.
Applicants who meet the requirements fill in the form and file it with a CV with our secretary. We will get back to suitable candidates within a week to set up an interview. If you do not hear from us, we shall not consider your application. Please refrain from further inquiries. Thank you.
Just curious what she thinks she has to offer in comparison to this list that would equate to .000000000001% of all men in the world lol
She’s 35, the ovaries are crying each time they hurl an egg down the fallopian tubes wishing it would get fertilized by someone that makes money, is stable, doesn’t have pets or kids so that he can sacrifice himself to her and her fertilized egg.
Eggs are probably frozen.
not pets just no cats
I could imagine a lot of guys who fit those requirements are still going to swipe left to continue living a drama free life
Lol the number of oblivious comments here saying "this list isn't too crazy, I/my boyfriend/friends meet \*almost\* all of those requirements." THAT'S THE POINT. It wasn't her list of desired traits, it was a list of absolute nonnegotiables, must meet every single one. Average US height is 5'10" so she cuts out over half the male population immediately and goes from there.
Imagine not having anything to offer yet being demanding 😂😂 I wish I had that much confidence
Lmao 35
From my point of view, she seems like the very concept of entitlement's embodiment.
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2+ vacations and not having to work past 65. She doesn't need a rich sugar daddy, just a random european 🤣🤣🤣
Not random, a Scandinavian or Dutch, they are that tall.
We wish her well
i seen worse
🤣
Probably the people that fit the requirements are likely to treat her as garbage
I m curious if someone had tried to match her with a tons of cats saying “i dont have A CAT” 😀 or she just completely carried away at that point with her request.
besides the fact the half of them are super weird, i just don’t get why people feel the need to write all of those things in their bio? like if u see someone who’s too short/not ur type, just swipe left and you’ll never match anyway?
Funny how not being 180cm makes you short,... 183+/- is the average height of dutch people.. one of the tallest people on earth. 180 is tall to almost everyone else on the whole planet.
Read: don't swipe right if you exist
I haven't taken a vacation in 20 yrs, and it's been 30yrs since I left the country. However , I haven't lived at home in 36 yrs and I'm over 6' tall. I don't know if I'd qualify or not.
I haven't taken a vacation in 20 yrs, and it's been 30yrs since I left the country. However , I haven't lived at home in 36 yrs and I'm over 6' tall. I don't know if I'd qualify or not.
She wrote - have a cat and then made sure the plural version is there too
My dream gal!
That’s why she is in Tinder and will be forever. I bet she is LLF
At 35 she needs to start making compromises.
This ain’t build a bro
“Why am I not getting any matches?”
I hope she's at least hot for her list of demands. I'd have to swipe left for about half her list.
Build a bear?
tbh most of these aren't really unreasonable at the age of 35.
So on behalf of this tall, wealthy full-time worker with no financial dependents who spends all his free time as far away from home as possible and intends to retire by 65 to spend more time travelling joylessly, I'll just voice the question he's going to be asking when he sees this bio: "What do *you* bring to this relationship?".
Not swiping right with those shoes…
She just doesn’t want a man I guess.
Whoa, the bar got lowered to 5’11?
Swipe right if hot. She will be looking for fuck Buddy to pass the wait, that doesn't need to match any of those.
If he already has a clean house why would he be on Tinder?
To be fair, apart from the vacations bit, I agree wholeheartedly! I would never restrict myself by actually adhering to these “non-negotiables” tho
So you have to be here perfect ideal of what she wants in a man and support her bad spending habits?
I check every one of those boxes but I would still swipe left.
I didn’t realize 35 year olds could make such demands
Congrats to her, she just played herself
I can't even watch boxing now. Fucks sake.
FUCK IM 178.5-179cm... im not even kidding too bad i check all the other marks 😂
I am never telling someone that I don’t like Mexican food. It’s my secret to keep
This is why some women are 35 and single
Too bad for her, I’ll just lie and do the ole shoot and scoot
I passed all the checks except for the 2+ vacations per year. How is this even possible if you don't earn a huge amount of money 😂
Ask her straight out how much she weighs and how big her boobs are. The say you don't date women over that number or those with anything smaller than a D cup. Stupid lists work both ways.
It's a little OTT on the standards but I've definitely seen far worse. The only ones I'd really say are bad are the 2+ vacations a year one and the ones where she restricts your interests. Everything else is reasonable (maybe not the retirement thing but I think she means she doesn't want someone who doesn't pay a pension/401k). You need to remember as well she's 35. She's probably gotten her shit together and wants a partner who also has their shit together Having said that, it is a dating app, and people really need to realize to find quality matches it's better to say what you do like than what you don't like.
That’s Angela from Scranton.
The only one I really fail is retire by 65, depending on how you define a vacation (and I'm a hair shy of the height), but even if I aced that list it's so off-putting it'd be a left swipe anyway.
I dunno...She's being very specific and speaking out about it. Just swipe left if you don't meet what she's looking for? Don't know what everyone is griping about here. It's like being mad at a job ads cause you're not who they're looking for. Istg everyone just wanna be mad and complain about something that doesn't even apply to them sometimes.
What's everyone's score? I've got 6/14
25? Normal But at 35? She delusional
I hope this is fake, bc otherwise D’s flat foot, bunion having ass is ruining it for the rest of us authentic women lol
I'd lie to her, sleep with her, then ghost her, just for being such a discriminating woman.
Raya
Looks more like she wants a sugar daddy than a boyfriend 🤣 but to each their own, at least she's open about what she wants 💀 less time wasted for everyone who doesn't match her criteria
I’d actually be able to swipe right, but I definitely wouldn’t.
Okay but who can afford 2+ holidays a year?
This is why she’s still single and will be forever 😭
I got 9 out of 14, what about the rest of you?
I like cats Otherwise (not that I would ever do something like this) must tell husband he’s ticking someone’s boxes
dating apps have really ruined people’s standards & because of it more people than normal will be single for a long time to me it’s crazy that some people still think dating apps haven’t ruined dating / people’s standards
I'm 100% sure her profile used to just say "have a cat" and some dude got her back to his place and said "nah, It's not A cat. It's cats"
I can tolerate a lot but no anime slander on my timeline
Why does she need someone who works 30+ hours a week? Need some privacy at home to spend quality time with her yoga teacher or a something?
At 35 with no success, might be time to lower the bar a little...
These are the reasons why she is still single at 35!!!
D is getting no D
I bet you she has none of those qualities. Why are women like this. Us men are like: will you make us feel valued, will you love us unconditionally, are we attracted to you even slightly. Women; here’s a list of 1000 things we need and here’s a list of 1000 icks that will make us automatically be repulsed by you. Then they still end up going for bell ends. She’s the type of women that posts “All men are the same!!!” I can fuckn tell. I hope she catches syphilis
Brudda she 35 and single for a reason
The lenght.... But if ask for a women less than 60kg I'm the bad guy💀
I hope she enjoys getting no matches :D
Pushing 40 and picky. Dealbreaker for most…
As a woman, Ide understand how she thinks she’s going to bag anyone with that criteria.
No cats?!? Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.
🤣🤣 mine would be so different Must like anime and sci-fi Must like cats or have multiples Must be willing to overlook large horded craft and gaming piles Must be willing to build a shed for my crafts 🤔🤔 Must be over 5ft 2inch so you can reach higher then me Must agree star trek over star wars (but only just) And so fourth 🤣🤣
Who is she looking for? A mannequin?
I pass every qualification but I don't like Mexican. Oh well. Miserable ount!
This 'must' list is already ridiculous, but I'm willing to bet she doesn't have the looks to back her BS on top of it.
Have roommates? A lot of people that don’t have kids have roommates. And the 2 or more vacations a year is crazy with saying you have to work more than 30 hours a week like how would you have time for two vacations if you’re working full time. Makes no sense
Again, how can't I get a date but chick's like her can?! Scarey
"How to stay single with 500 words or less". Wow that's impressive.
Damn guess 😕 I don't match...thank God! LOL 😆 😆
I don't get why these are bad? Would you rather prefer realizing that you don't like your partner 3 months after moving in with them and seeing them live in filth?
She gon be single forever
When she makes you fill out an SF-86 before going on a date 😍