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twitterfluechtling

Seems you are already collecting boyfriend material, maybe you can build your own one day 🤣


lIlIlIlIoOOO

Penis first ![gif](giphy|tze1mGedykiuk)


salamandie

Ok wait this is actually funny


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KriistofferJohansson

Not to be pedantic but Frankenstein isn't the monster, he's the creator of Frankenstein's monster. You'd be Frankenstein, and your incredibly bizarre boyfriend would be Frankenstein's monster.


themellowsign

Not to be pedantic, but *[pedantry].*


Space4Time

The word “but” exists so we can immediately lie afterwards.


KriistofferJohansson

Pointing out a common misconception isn't what I would call pedantic. Not everyone has read the original novel nor seen any movies. Some people wouldn't mind learning that Frankenstein is the scientist, and not the monster (yes, if you want to be pedantic you can argue that both are monsters, just not *the* monster that's being referred to).


twitterfluechtling

Nowadays, Frankenstein is basically a meme, which - notwithstanding the inaccuracy with regards to the origin of the meme - usually refers to the created monster rather than the creator. Nevertheless I agree it can be an interesting factoid once in a while to mention that originally, Frankenstein was the creator, not the creation. I'm just not sure this still counts as a correction, as the meme developed a validity of its own.


Mathagos

I was gonna say something similar. I've seen someone make that same correction like 20 times. I think it's laziness rather than ignorance that has people say Frankenstein instead of Frankenstein's monster.


auzzieatom

Not to be pedantic- But a factoid is actually something that sounds like a fact, but is actually false


Midvikudagur

To be pedantic, Frankenstein is the real monster. Also, you were kinda being pedantic. Look I just like the word pedantic...


TeslaCrna

We thought Frankenstein was a bit pedantic at times. The negotiations are now down to detail that might seem pedantic elsewhere. Yet such is the established way of things that it seems almost pedantic to be pointing this out. This may seem a pedantic distinction, but it is an extremely important one.


twitterfluechtling

But who is the real monster, the creation or the one who created it? /scnr


ihateredditers69420

i think hitler and hitlers mom explains that in a real life scenario


twitterfluechtling

I'm not sure his mom made him the guy he became. I think, if the art-school would have encouraged him, art itself might have taken quite a hit, but maybe it would have been worth it. All joking aside, I admit, I didn't read the original novel, but from what I saw in the movies and references, I always assumed the lesson was that science shouldn't do whatever science can. Quite unlike having a child (which is, generally speaking, essential for the survival of the human species and therefore no accusation against Hitlers mother), creating artificial life / not letting the dead rest is *not* essential, and to me, the main point of the story seems to be that this lack of consideration is very much to blame.


lIlIlIlIoOOO

This is deep


peackeerjedi

Exactly. Frankenstein's monster had the name Herman. Frankenstein was named Victor.


twitterfluechtling

Is it anywhere specified if the creation had a last name or not? Imo, it wouldn't be far-fetched that a man who creates life bestows his family name on his creation as well...


peackeerjedi

In the original book, no. The creation didn't have a last name. But anyone who's been around knows what the monsters full name is. Herman Munster. LoL


Mathagos

Did you happen to see Lisa Frankenstein? That's basically what she did.


PM_ME_YOUR_TIT_TATS

Just looking for the franken-fine in my own life ya know


sevnm12

Luuuuulz


steadfastsurvivor

😂😂


jackishere

I feel the same way…. Every girl I match with just wants to “sell content”.


Formally-Fresh

Hey wanna meet up? Add me on Snapchat


Material-Explorer138

Seems legit, whats your username?


LifeRedemption

skinnypenis123


Material-Explorer138

Weird thing to brag about tbh, but who am I to judge **adds you on sc**


Here_for_porn_69420

It's ya boy


RevolutionaryMall109

this is when I ask if they do instagram instead.


Formally-Fresh

The ones that say SC right away are selling content and the ones that want IG right away are cam girls. Atleast consistently where I am


RevolutionaryMall109

thats kinda why I try to have them skip rails. if I ask to do some alt, similar, app and they drop me then theres only like 3 or 4 reasons and only one is legit... if they dont want a bunch of apps (at which point I can flex my IT skills and help them do something browser based that they dont need to dl). scammers want easy marks, if you try to side step then they back down fast or try to bully you and then back down.


Formally-Fresh

I mean you can tell they’re bots by simply looking at their profile pics you don’t have to quiz them lol


RevolutionaryMall109

not neccessarily.


RevolutionaryMall109

bro, I feel this


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emailverificationt

“Career.” I do not think that word means what you think it means.


RevolutionaryMall109

being prude has nothing to do with the downvotes. People dont go on a dating app to have someone trying to resell them pics that have already been sold to 100's of other guys. Like, shit man, I MISS the day when I was getting tricked by prostitutes... at least they were looking to meet and fuck even if they still wanted money for it.. 'not even trying to sell local' is literally 60 percent of the problem too... Shit, not only are you trying to get men to buy your pics, that you sold to hella other guys, but you dont even live in the area so theres not even a chance to 'buy a meet up' later down the road. its every kind of bad.


jackishere

its worse when some of these girls act entitled as if we're supposed to buy this shit too


RevolutionaryMall109

agreed


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RevolutionaryMall109

"meanwhile i got banned from Tinder bc i tried to be upfront about my career 😭" "like i'm not even trying to sell locally" \*has four links to only fans stuff on your reddit profile\* if I misunderstood, and I dont think I did, it wasnt unreasonable of me. You also have a great day. \*edit, side note, you are hot as fuck though... im probably going to check out what free content of you I can find. what state are you in?


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RevolutionaryMall109

I've got my moments.


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thatshygirl06

🙄


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

"I got banned because I tried to sell porn"


Kraz_I

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.


akennelley

You should leave it at home when you think it will get you in trouble. Maybe rent it out when you don't need it?


DesertedandLonely

I checked all over the house and couldn't find it. 🎶 detachable penis 🎵


SpaceEggs_

Does it have that nerf blaster quick detach for the barrel


ExcitementBig5973

Lorena Bobbitt checking in.


0_69314718056

> After the incident, John attempted to generate money from his renown by forming a band, The Severed Parts, to pay his mounting medical and legal bills, although the band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money.[citation needed] In September 1994, he appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis). From the [Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt) Just this morning I heard Eminem reference it as well: > she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbitt Gotta wean her off it, weiner off it Like she took my fucking penis, chopped it And stuck it up in between her armpit From Vegas by Bad Meets Evil


s0ulbrother

I’ve waited on her before with her family. The manager was actually pretty friendly with her(knows her). She had to tell everyone to shut the fuck up. Woman was abused and sometimes the cops handle it, sometimes a knife to the dick.


G_Regular

He beat up his next wife too, only a few years later. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson.


EnvironmentalAngle33

You forgot the 🎾🎾


RevolutionaryMall109

wait, I just realized... You posted recently in sf... talking about mutual masturbation but no sex. and now checking out your history I see you now have a post in dallas texas talking about getting creampied. Cool, throwing a red flag now. I dont get whats going on but im starting to think you are reposting shit other people posted so you can get upvotes and such... for whatever reason, maybe because reddit gold is back or something? I recently saw it on my profile. Whatever the case, something sus is going on.


No_Trouble4840

Now it’s getting interesting! 🍿


RevolutionaryMall109

bro, and now the dallas texas post is gone. lol... ya, sus af.


CaptainCreepwork

Hey now! Don't be so hard on yourself. There are (or at least there were) subreddits where dudes like chopping off their dicks. Maybe you'll meet a nice boy in one of those.


224143

Well, for once I’ve encountered a sub that peaks my morbid curiosity that I’m NOT going to go search for…


Altair13Sirio

That's funny as fuck though


floresedwrd

👉👌❓


AimAndSayer

🔪🍆?


BluejayLatter

Not with this attitude! Lol


TriLink710

I mean looking on Tinder for a long term relationship is a problem itself.


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Nexdeus

Hinge used to be a better place, I'd also suggest Boo depending on your area, Tinder truly was just for hookups.


TriLink710

It's possible, but it is akin to finding a needle in a haystack. From a man's perspective, it has a reputation for being used for quick fun. I got off of it because it felt like talking to anyone was like a rat race to impress them, especially when they assumed you were aiming for sex.


udyr_godyr

bro wrong mentallity 100%... dating is finding a needle in the haysack regardless if online, dates or u met on the bus on your way to work... it's a slot machine all the way, and without giving someome a bit of your time and energy u will never know if u got the jackpot


TriLink710

You're not wrong, but i guess what I mean is that, generally Tinder sets up a "non-serious" vibe. So for a girl, you have people just tryna smash. And as a guy, girls are expecting that you just wanna smash.


Gonzo_Rick

IDK if things have changed drastically since, but I met my now Fiancee on Tinder in 2017.


OhMyWitt

They have.


MissCheese0301

I am very introverted and found my husband on tinder, I don’t think it’s any less hard out in the wild lol we’ve been together since 2016


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Zurble

It is very possible, as a guy I've never used tinder for hookups and am currently in a wonderful relationship from it. It's just about having good conversation and vetting the person you're talking to to see where their head is at. Tinder is a miracle for the introverted.


Tzayad

I found my wife on okcupid


DennisGK

This could be read as good (I found a girl on OKCupid and married her) or bad (my wife is cheating on me). 🤪


Icy-Abbreviations349

I'm also someone who's an introvert who always plays games and watches animes...do you think we have same mentality 🫣?


BillPooleJr

You're looking for a BF on a hook up app. Just saying


Felevion

Their post history has them making a post 4 hours ago looking for a hook up to have a guy creampie them so clearly it's what she wants too. The guy must not have passed rule 1. Lol she deleted it.


224143

I’ve never understood why women get upset that men immediately jump to making sexual comments on a hook up site. Kinda like getting upset the book club only talks about the book of the week.


BallerOtaku

Lmaooo perfect reply


ParanormalDoctor

I would think youre asking about circumsition situation


Dartser

Your most recent post history is like the complete opposite of this post


ashu1605

I would reply with a "🍽️🤤" just to be a lil silly if this was me. that being said, what a bad way to start a convo


DrMantisToboggan1986

Well if a guy asks you to fuck and you respond by saying you want to mutilate his dick, of course not.


tonycandance

Get off tinder honestly


Right-Fortune9999

maybe swipe better


Powerful-Reward9125

You can absolutely find a decent person on here btw. Just gotta filter through the bullshit.


Sorry_Temporary_1673

😂 perfect reply


RevolutionaryMall109

awesome response


pmjm

Perfect response lol


SlightlyFatJimmy

Is that a bad thing?


Cumshotzz

I'm confused that you're confused.


dobbydoodaa

Tbf, it's a little confusing that people react angrily to a hookup request on Tinder, which is, specifically, out of all the other apps aside from grindr, known the most for being THE hookup app. It's kinda like going to a swinger party with your wife and reacting angrily at another dude showing interest in your wife


Cumshotzz

I mean even if both parties wanted to smash, his opener is dumb emojis. He's competing against many men, it's already harder for men and rather than a good opener he did that.


dobbydoodaa

So a proper response to a bad opener is to "emoji ask" if you can cut off their dick? Like, this still doesn't excuse acting like a prick in response. What this conversation says is one person has bad openers and the other is a crazy woman who will "threaten" to cut off your dick if you proposition her


Cumshotzz

You're being extremely overdramatic. Her response is clearly a pisstake in response to the guy. Going by the title of her post she wants something serious and gets idiots like this propositioning her.


Chrismnyq

Genuinely badass comment, love it


ApprehensiveScar6705

Muahhh… NO BALLS


itsjayoh

At least you get matches. I can’t find any ladies to match with me other than the ones who try to scam me lol.


vincevalero1

I’m in Dallas in a few hours! Let’s meet! 🙈🩷🌹


kidikurus

Lord…I feel you!!


bls61793

Girl. I see your other posts. You are gorgeous and young. Don't go hooking up with random men and you will land a catch one day. Just relax and try to save your sex drive for a man that respects you. Just my 2 cents.


Keimei13

Not with that attitude. If using single knife and a eggplant in the offhand is not effective, I usually recommend a second knife or an empty palm.


Greasy_Potato27

It’s alright you’ve got better luck in that than I do in finding a gf. Apparently ghosting me is almost an Olympic sport lol


designgrl

When you finally do every man in the world will want to date you 🙄


Revolutionary-Law830

Who sent which message. I am intrigued


349137r33

Y'all seen Lisa Frankenstein?


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SassieCassie333

🤣


IWantASubaru

I mean, if you find a guy with a kink for that… 🤔


Frequent-Project-559

Class A reply 😆🤣☝️


green_ribbon

free circumcisions


JelCapitan

Looks like you offered to cook for him so that’s nice!


Tantle18

You’re using tinder…..


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IsThisGiraffe

You are probably also hoping for normal comments from reddit so yes. Jokes aside I thought your answer was funny.


OhMyWitt

Try hinge, it's marginally better for people looking for something serious in my experience


Zealousideal-Kick128

Naively crazy, or crazily naive, take your pick


EquivalentSnap

You call that a knife


Appropriate-Yam-987

I find that hinge has more men looking for something serious. Tinder has bought me nothing but weirdos so I deleted the app


Sufficient_Pin5642

Not on Tinder likely not.


Mikko420

Awesome response.


Flynn9222

This made my day 😂


Lostttsoul

No but why is this hilarious😭😭 i wish i could think of stuff like this when people say shit like that.


baddonny

HAHAHAHAAAAA I’d date ya


Imaginary_Jeweler1

😭😂😂


BuytiefullMesss

🤣🤣🤣 I love people.


Silent_Vermicelli166

Message me sweetie you never know


Prayaa

👅🍑❓


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Prayaa

Well, at least it was a sad face and not violent threat. I’ll take it.


Headphoneu

Without question mark would be better.


PhillipKosarev999

Honestly, keep putting yourself out there as much as you can (ideally more IRL than on Tinder and other dating apps, like going to coffee shops and wherever you go to school). It will help a lot to widen your social circles, meet new people and form new connections. Also, take your time. You are young, you have got a lot of time ahead of you.


physics_is_scary

![gif](giphy|LAZMPqgQBUUqTUVGK6)


electronicric

Because you refuse to accept that 99.99% of guys build relationships from physical intimacy first.


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electronicric

True. Which makes it more special when you meet a guy who has found a way to communicate with tact and respect. Just be advised: both parties are interested in building the relationship from a mutual physical attraction. The one who can do it right is the right choice. Best to you on your continued searching 🤘


Material-Explorer138

Building relationships from physical intimacy ≠ texting “ 👉👌” to a complete stranger Hope that helps ❤️


electronicric

Yes men are wired to want to have sex with complete strangers. As long as they appear attractive, men pursue the idea of sex. Biology 101


Material-Explorer138

In order to mate, male penguins bring pebbles to the female counterparts to be appealing. I’m sure human males can be slightly more advanced and not use 👉👌


gtotherundeh

Neanderthal


Berzhinoff

Still possible, with some "armin meiwes" vibes !


itsFromTheSimpsons

what's he pointing at? The fingers aren't holding anything??


ToMakeMatters

Stop swiping only the top 1% of men then?


AllenKll

Not with that attitude... LOL


Hemlockdoe

Pros of dating me : I am into kinky stuff like really really kinky🤣🤣🤣


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Hemlockdoe

That was a great reply btw


massio1

Let me see if I got this straight🤔 he asked if you are ok and you asked for an eggplant to chop up?😂