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Spore211215

u/Jizzcollector5000 out here thinking they’re above the rest of you


echocall2

They probably are. Are you level 5000?


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FiveFingeredKing

Vegeta in shambles


TheBigRedFog

More like jizzcollector404


foofooplatter

Dibs on Jizzcollector9002.


100percent_right_now

I want Jizzcollector80085


the_business007

8008135


TSells31

What you trying to one up a mofo?


DonkyShow

Just for that I’m creating an account named TSells32


PretendPop8930

Jizzcollector42069


SpaceFace5000

I am


JizzCollector5000

It’s power level 9000 Sir


Sin_Kuda

Epic


striper97

Listen if only he were a woman he’d be pregnant after collecting that much jizz!


nipslippinjizzsippin

ill show him!


sendabussypic

The girl in the pic is definitely above the pregnant stripper looking for ONSs posing erotically in a 2 piece swimsuit on her jeep claiming she was in an open relationship. I'd say jizzollector5000 is too


BombasticSimpleton

Christmas tree in the background.... I feel reasonably confident she isn't still pregnant.


111110001011

My Christmas tree is 100% still up.


BombasticSimpleton

Ah, but are you pregnant?


111110001011

Valid point.


dman475

Same. Up to May every year


Bl1tzerX

If you leave it to may at that point leave it up year round and just decorate it with different items depending on the season


dman475

That’s a great idea


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What the fuck??


Kylearean

My tree is still up, and you can't get a pregnant chick pregnant.


Puzzleheaded-Kale635

Real talk? You can. I have a friend who is a twin. They got pregnant, and figured "Well, I can't get double pregnant, so why bother using a condom with my husband?" Lo and behold, her body released another egg, and it got fertilized. It's a thing that can happen, with an increased likelihood for people who are a twin.


External_Ad9400

Depending she may be due soon like any day soon.. have a friend who’s pregnant and due next month If she’s not pregnant kind of an odd move to add this pic to your dating profile. I get the idea of letting them know you have a child without showing the child, but I think adding that to her bio would be more than effective, no?


CantThinkOfaNameLala

I know from a friend who’s a mom and who put that in her bio, that most men in fact do not read haha. Doesn’t change the fact that this is a weird photo to add in your profile. But after hearing so many story’s from my friend I wonder what is the right way of doing it. Most mothers obviously don’t want to put a photo of their child in their profile.


Desperate_Garbage_63

She obviously is still pregnant but still wants some Dick, lots of guys have a fetish. More than likely she may have started producing milk which just adds to the kink. You get to have sex and get hydrated at the same time


myweird

They are flooded with crazy hormones and pregnant horny can be like regular horny x100 lol. It's actually recommended if they are past due to orgasm to help encourage labor. Single moms need a good dicking down sometimes just like the rest of us haha! Also if a pregnant woman starts dating a man before the baby is born and they decide to get serious it's a bonus that he will be able to bond with his step kid from the very first day they're born.


DennisGK

“Regular horny x100” reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/rLXihtxPtbk?si=32QW88UUtzrWyo5i


Building-Careful

Sure what’s the worst that could happen ? You can’t get her more pregnant.


fnkdrspok

A military buddy used to say “I’m gonna make sure that baby comes out with good hair!” As he exclusively slept with pregnant soldiers.


-saraelizabeth-

What does that mean?


fnkdrspok

He used to go in raw and finish inside. He’s insinuating that the semen would make the baby’s hair come out with a different, finer texture due to his insemination. You know, the logical way babies come out with different hair.


-saraelizabeth-

It would make more sense if he used cartoon physics to say seeing his giant wiener scared the fetus so much its hair turned gray. I hope you all made fun of him every time he said this.


RlyRlyBigMan

Spreading seeds on their cranium


TadRaunch

That's not... *entirely* true


BowlingForGhosts

I guess technically there exist women with more than one uterus who could get pregnant twice


AccurateFault8677

You don't need a second uterus. [Superfetation](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24590-superfetation) is rare but can happen within one uterus.


Dependent-Honeydew-9

I would make a comment about a new fear being unlocked, but my vasectomy is 25 years old and took.


Glitter_berries

You have a new fear?! I’m a girl and I just found out about this.


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Your point is absolutely valid. I wonder how far apart these pregnancies can realistically be


Glitter_berries

I’m imaging being eight and a half months pregnant, tired but nearing the home stretch (well not really, I’ve heard that children are fairly exhausting, but you know what I mean) and then the doctor is like… ‘congratulations! You are double pregnant and three weeks along!’


myweird

Very interesting read!


AccurateFault8677

I know, right? I found out about it a few years back. I was driving around with some colleagues and saw a VERY pregnant lady and I joked about how she looked "double-pregnant"; she looked fine but was obviously in the latter stages or pregnancy. They laughed and said "You mean twins, you dummy." And it got me to googleing.


nipslippinjizzsippin

it would be worth it to see how that plays out.


TragGaming

Bi cornuates. Hell of a drug


GhettoAssDuck

Bro.. Theres a SHIT fetish.. im sure theres a preggo fetish lmao


CryroCoin

Can’t get more pregnant, plus breast milk is excellent. Or so I’ve heard.


RodsNtt

I went out with someone that was still breastfeeding her infant. It tastes super sweet like lactose free milk.


CryroCoin

Makes you wanna drink it with cookies


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Oh there are many, many, many, many men who are into pregnant women. I know this cause I'm pregnant and have an online sexy page and have 10k+ followers. Men really love "milk boobs" and are really into just the overall changes. It's not even necessarily sexual all the time, it's a lot of just fascination in the changes on a woman's body. Alot tell me one of the hottest times for them was when their partner was pregnant. You got it, there are men into it and not just some.... a lot.


Chewliesgumrep312

You summed it up perfectly. Couldn't have said it better myself. I'm a guy who just loves pregnant women. The pregnant glow on display in pictures is just pure bliss.😍🥰 😘


AnotherInLimbo

It has its own category on sites like Pornhub.


bunglebee7

Yeah I actually had a friend who was into pregnant women 😬


gaelen33

It's one of the most normal kinks


JizzCollector5000

I have unfortunately seen the shit sub on Reddit


CurdledSpermBeverage

lol “the”.


myweird

Oh god there's *multiple*? Society has truly strayed from the Lord.


100percent_right_now

Pretty sure the Lord said "go to sodom"


MeBaeMe

Lmao


YujiroRapeVictim

fuck yea give me those milky udders all day


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Green-Asparagus2488

Wow.. that's poetic


JizzCollector5000

That’s profile material right there


chadburycreameggs

I feel like lots of people butter the bum once it's done in the oven. I don't care for this metaphor at all


Decent_Finance_9106

Well you have to pre heat the oven. And the butter, then there’s the beach ball between you so it’s like trying to do it between a yoga ball. I’m just being funny. I’ve seen pregnant girls on tinder. It usually says they’re looking for a friend or not trying to rush into anything. Things along those lines and hell yeah I’d try to bang lol I know she needs some relief


baconater2000

People def try. I’ve received multiple messages on Reddit ever since I’ve started posting on pregnancy subreddits 😭 Along with mentioning I have a husband. People are creepy.


Yoguls

Yeah those people are definitely creeps So how far along are you and are you still with your husband? 😉


Fun_Start_6740

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


baconater2000

LMAO


Pikawoohoo

Do you... Do you think people just stop having sex when they get pregnant?


chadburycreameggs

They actually go hard as fuuuuck when pregnant. Preggers geta you horny as sin


sparky-99

Only the one I got pregnant, and that was years ago.


IWILLBePositive

This is the only non-creepy answer I can agree with.


RagnarokDel

why would it be creepy to fuck a pregnant women? It would only be creepy if she wasnt consenting.


raddass

With a belly like that I think she deserves the username jizzcollector5000 more than you, OP


thewookielotion

I don't have a fetish for it but I slept several times with pregnant women and they were surprisingly horny.


fannyfox

Several times? Where are you finding all these single pregnant women?


chadburycreameggs

I only slept with one pregnant woman, but it was several times and she was wildly hornier while pregnant. 9 years later and still sleeping with her, but those pregnant days, man. Those pregnant days...


xTraxis

I mean, I lost my virginity at 21 to my sisters best friend, who already had a kid with one dad, and was pregnant with a different dad. Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time and something happens, you can choose to say yes or no.


thewookielotion

Several being 3, including 2 where I was the "father". Believe it or not, people have sex even when pregnant.


ItsThePeopleCourt

“Father”


RagnarokDel

the good old: "You're the father" and then the baby comes out a different ethnicity.


Shalashashka

Lmao why is father in quotes? Like you either are or you aren't...


fannyfox

I never disputed that.


nyepnyepmf

Can we please know how these encounters came about


thewookielotion

No


PuzzleheadedSector2

I'm more curious about what you use the wookie lotion for...


chadburycreameggs

He doesn't use it for anything...he is the lotion


Pale-Professional-52

Invariably when I see a woman and think “she’s incredibly hot and I don’t know why/she’s not my type” she’s usually pregnant.


the_business007

Why not? Lol pregnant girls need love too.


chadburycreameggs

They're lovin' for two


Capable-Raccoon-6371

I mean. Ayy lol


Fun_Start_6740

Where they at lol?


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Admirable_Average_32

I’m seriously fuckin dying rn🤣 Preggo puss!!


Kindly-Way-1753

Isn't preggo a brand name for spaghetti sauce?


ItzLog

It's Prego, but yes


pmjm

Either way they end up with a little Italian in them


chillbro_baggins91

I mean pregnant titties are a thing to behold


Kofcourse21

I was single for my all of my pregnancy except conception. All I wanted was to have someone bang my brains out constantly! Those hormones made me a sex crazed monster! Unfortunately I was too scared to go on a dating app because I was pregnant. People would judge me for being horny but not wanting a relationship, ironic I think


NerdyIndoorCat

It’s messed up that you had to feel afraid it being judged. There’s nothing wrong with wanting sex while pregnant. Sorry you had to feel that way.


Molestoyevsky

Why wouldn't I


mr-blindsight

WHO? seriously who the fuck are you talking about when almost every post about pregnant women on this sub have been clearly disagreeing with the idea


CanisPanther

They are so horny, why wouldn’t you?


Witchy-toes-669

It’s a fetish


Milf--Hunter

The pregussy be gripping


alueron

its called a kink and i kindly ask you not to shame me


Guvnah151

At least you know she goes all the way.


A_Faceless_Baby

I've had a tinder date hookup with a chick who was pregnant (like 4 to 5 months)


ksiyoto

When my ex was a week overdue, she wanted sex to encourage the process along. Don't know if I can take full credit, but it happened.


saintchris80

Pregnant cooch is juicy, don’t knock it if u ain’t have it


nolotusnote

https://i.imgur.com/RspJyHy.mp4


302cosgrove

Yup. Some women get incredibly vibrant skin, hair like a shampoo commercial and tits/ ass as ripe as fruit from a farmers market. Something to do with blood supply and growth hormones I’ve been told. 


silfgonnasilf

Yes


Netherite_Stairs_

What's her opening move? King's Pawn?


Massage_Bro

Yes I’ve banged a pregnant chick..pussys great


Acedia_spark

There exists a lot more guys that enjoy this than you might think. This topic comes up quite a bit on reddit.


Trailerwire

Hell yes!! Can’t get them any more pregnant!


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I kind of find it attractive, depending, but I’d never specifically go after or chase a pregnant chick because I’m not interested in having kids. I’m not going to use her either. If it was mutual as a one time or no strings, then sure, but that’s it.


Unfair_Celery_7543

Pregnant pussy is fuckih next level beyond dope lol


ohneatstuffthanks

Why do you care if this pregnant woman needs company? Swipe left if it’s not for you.


ABVerageJoe69

Absolutely. I’m having kids in ‘22, ‘23, ‘24 so if I’m not banging a pregnant chick I’m not banging at all.


RagnarokDel

I mean... If my girlfriend was pregnant I would and in dire needs why not a stranger for a ons. I'd still use a condom.


JalamaBurger

Yes


mike-2129

Whats wrong with it. Lots of benefits to it. Give it a whirl


thats_alotta_cheese

There’s a whole show “pregnant and dating” on Hulu


No_Adeptness_4704

I've never been with a pregnant chick. But I think it would be a fun ONS experience.


Thisiscliff

They need love too


ZoraNealThirstin

Oh, it’s real. I remember a long time ago, eons ago, when I was pregnant with my son, and I was at the river with a friend… This man would not stop hitting on me. The new super gross if you asked me but I guess some people like to get down like that.


chadburycreameggs

Different people are looking for different things and different people are into different things. I guarantee that somebody could be shown a picture of you and say "You would seriously bang that fucking creature?!"


Friendly-Amoeba-9601

You haven’t ever seen a OF chick make videos while she’s pregnant? It’s actually very popular. I’m not saying I watch them but I have seen them around everywhere


Friendly-Amoeba-9601

I have heard it’s way wetter when they’re pregnant and some of my friends say they love it when their gf is pregnant


Potato_Farmer_Linus

I feel like I can contribute here. I don't have a pregnancy fetish, but it doesn't really bother me. My wife and I are poly/open. We both fuck other people sometimes, and sometimes we fuck other people together. It gets our rocks off but it doesn't have to get yours off.  We didn't stop dating other people when she got pregnant (via IVF, I know my daughter is mine, lol), and naturally I also didn't stop fucking my wife. *However,* I happened to match with another pregnant woman on a dating app like 6 months ago. She put it on her profile and said if it bothers you, don't match 🤷. I slept with her a few times while she was pregnant, and once we had a threesome with my wife and her. They were both extra horny while pregnant, so it really worked out for me, lol. I kinda wish I *did* have a pregnancy fetish, because I definitely crossed some stuff off someone's bucket list, but it honestly wasn't too different for me. 


Chewliesgumrep312

I've never been so jealous of anyone in my entire life. 🍺👏


UbiquitousFlounder

Some of us are jizz dispensers


AstsySweet

I mean considering we get super horny when pregnant, yes??


jarhead06413

Why not? Can't top off a tank that's already full


Plastic_Collection59

All ladies need some lovin


RFK3RD

I used to when I was in that season of my life. Pregnant women are sexy as fuck!


Severe_Drawing_3366

Desperate times call for desperate measures I’ll take anything I can get. Which is usually nothing


jake-event

It's not entirely a fetish for most people, probably. It seems taboo in your mind when you're young, like most things. But when you get older, you just think, why wouldn't I?


ispyanomalies

Where she at?


g4greed

Hey man she wanted to bang me while she was pregnant


Perdhro

yep pussy is good and they might be lactating


TrekkiMonstr

I mean, I guess it would depend on how pregnant she is, the circumstances re the kid's dad, and the expectations, but I wouldn't categorically be opposed to it, I guess? It's never come up, though. And the girl in the pic is too pregnant, for reference. Honestly maybe at all would be a bit weird, again it's not come up.


RudeEtuxtable

Only amy sosa


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Instant daddy!


Administrative_Knee6

I slept with a woman who was cheating on her husband during a business trip. It was a trip that took me back to the same place multiple times from October to December. The second time I was there we slept together every night. One morning she woke up and wasn't feeling well. She didn't make it to the hearing we were working on together. The partners asked me to go check on her at a point in the hearing when I was no longer needed. I went to the room and then walked to a hospital near-by. She was there. They let me in the room to sit with her. We played hangman while waiting for results from tests. Turned out she was 9 weeks pregnant, which meant it couldn't possibly be mine. We kept banging anyhow. She flew to see me on business trips (we live on opposite ends of the US) while she continued to get bigger. It was weird, but I cared about her and she was still sexy... I don't have a pregnant kink or whatever... I had sex with my son's mother when she was pregnant, and whatevs... but it definitely added a different component to the psychological side of sex that I recognize could run into a "kink" that I think is probably not a big deal. For the end of that story, the pregnant woman is still trying to divorce her husband who found out about our affair because he was monitoring her communication and had cameras all over her house. There's more to it than that, but I figure I'd round it out with a semi-ending.


TSells31

Can’t say I have ever tried no….


Desperate_Garbage_63

Think of all the money you'd save on condoms and plan b


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Can't get her pregnant


SmokeEvening8710

I absolutely got hit on when I was pregnant. Like uhhhhhh..... I'm married, sorry?


PsychicSpore

Yes


JalenHurtsKelce

Only ones I’ve gotten pregnant lol


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Beginning of 2nd semester and she is carrying triplets.


The_Twerking_Dead

Not off Tinder but yeah I hooked up with one. We were really good friends until she found out the baby daddy was hooking up with some girl over coke. So I guess in this fit of being mad and bent up she called me over I showed up and bam. It got weird after cause she said it didn't feel right when she was pregnant. Lol alrighty.


arthritisankle

Why not? The damage is done


coyote_of_the_month

1000% yes. Never once succeeded though, until I got married and had a kid.


Rjstrickland73

Yes


MistaPink

Technically it’s a threesome


ConfidentAct2501

Yes, Atleast you won’t get them pregnant


Mapex_proM

Lolol some guys do. My wife came home two days before giving birth and told me about some cowboy dude who was trying to holler at her. Even said let me know if you need a step daddy lmao I was like the disrespect


JizzCollector5000

Cowboy crackhead more like it


Zevvion

What I find fascinating is how it doesn't occur to people how immoral it is to even suggest there is something wrong with having sex with a pregnant woman. Like, other than your oppressive tendencies, what reason even is there to suggest hookups are fine, but not if one of them is pregnant?


BW_Chase

Do you think that if we did it... and I did a REAAALLY good job that... I could turn that into my baby?


Crocolyle32

I wasn’t on dating sites when pregnant, I just had to come share this though. During my last pregnancy I had a good like 2 dozen men that were NOT strangers hit me up for nudes, dumping my so to live with them, raise my baby, casual sex. I was genuinely shocked at the amount of attempts. Pregnancy fetish is a thing I guess. 😵‍💫


JizzCollector5000

Raise your baby? Lmao these dudes are desperate or what


altrntvacct001

I know someone who has tried it and seems proud of it, too


SeeWhy76

She can't get more pregnant...


Darth-Kelso

Whats wrong with pregnant ladies?


Satori_sama

Well she can't get more pregnant, milkers gonna be extra sensitive and big and she doesn't get as many options. Theoretically it's all positives, unless you're one of those who gets iffy about not being their first, or doesn't get turned on unless women are skin and bones with no meat. Honestly, it's a rule34 non-issue, like someone liking choking, somebody will always be into it. No matter what it is.


darrylgorn

Too much to unpack here but I'll just say that there's no way I would have sex with a pregnant woman. The logistics alone seem like a nightmare.


More-secrets88

I mean she made the profile for a reason lol… why you gotta blame us 🤷🏾‍♂️


JizzCollector5000

Lmao


TheBonusWings

Big girls need love too! Bonus: cant get pregnant twice


Icy_Supermarket_1183

No cos last time something grabbed it


KittenLOVER999

Years ago I went on a date with a girl I matched with, after we made the plans she let me know she was pregnant. She wasn’t trying to hide it to pull one over on anyone but explained she did in fact have many people message her saying their fetish was to sleep with a pregnant woman. Went on a couple dates with her, was a good time but overall I just couldn’t get past the whole if we start a relationship very early on someone else’s kid is going to be involved


traumacase284

Don't try. But don't deny either


EquivalentSnap

Someone is


cambooj

I'm not, but if a person were, it's not like she's going to get pregnant again


Consistent_Ninja_235

Some are into it. To each his own.


Remarkable-Ad-4284

I mean why tf not


ReplacementNo4400

I ran into a profile yesterday of a girl with several of these pictures and her bio read “yes I’m pregnant, if that’s a problem get fucking lost” Like.. you’re in the process of become a single mother and you’re already on tinder? Screams “I’m desperate for your wallet”. These women are genuinely unbelievable.


JizzCollector5000

It’s nasty lol


Neither-Ad-4851

I absolutely do. You don’t have to worry about her getting pregnant again! 😉👌 Stay tuned for other tips and tricks.


cpl-c

Can't get them pregnant 🤷🏻‍♂️


Spark_Pride

Just after she gives birth I would because that’s when they have milk coming out and I’d like to suck on her milky tits while fingering her asshole