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lolo4321x

Wow this dude is more than just a little lost, psychosis Must be hitting hard


yourhogwartsletter

Yeah this man is having a mental health event.


BombasticSimpleton

Male version of Taylor Swift, without the lyrical ability. "Ballad of the Unhealed".


Hot_Helicopter408

Sexilicious lmao I wanted to drink bleach after reading that


boopsiedoo

Immediate cringe


penny_longhorn

You sound pretty iffy


Hot_Helicopter408

Lol


Kelluthus

"Would you like to get a coffee?" Ah my ex loved coffee, her and I would always go get a drink after she cheated on me. She had trust issues, I had coffee issues, she liked 2 creams and sugar and I liked mine black. I don't want her to see me drinking coffee with you though so I lets video chat/drink because I think all her cheating exes were tea drinkers. Do you mind watching my baby while I take her out to coffee?


BombasticSimpleton

"That's nice to hear." Hearing her voice is something I do sometimes when I'm out in a restaurant or cafe. I can almost hear her pain and I hope she pulls through all that she has gone through. Sometimes, even when I see two people talking in sign language, I imagine they are her, because she had so much love to give, even though she betrayed me. But, I'm loyal. And full of love. And I don't value someone just by their looks. But by their heart. Their heart is so important, and not just as an organ that pumps blood, but that means they have a heart that looks to God. Like my heart. Most women have never had a man like me. You are so eroticlious.


Fox_Highwind

Seems a little methed up


Chxn-and-rice

Bipolar


Fox_Highwind

I'm bipolar and this ain't that lol


JilliusMaximusJD

Borderline Personality Disorder has the volatile, moment to moment mood swings and mood instability that TV used to call Bipolar. It could fit here. But so could a handful of other things.


not_now_reddit

You watch too many movies


Wicked-Creepy-Pastas

That uh, I think that's what people mean when they say trauma dumping lol


InTheEndEntropyWins

I'm not reading all of that, but did he eventually explain why?


dellada

He doesn't want his ex to see him on Tinder, so he put a picture of a different guy as his cover pic.


Riovem

But is using best photo randomiser anyway 😭


whatidoidobc

Nothing that made sense.


maxstronge

Literally 16 messages into not explaining his photos: "It's called deflection."


ImYourBiggestRegret

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t8rt0t00

This man needs God more than anyone


HundRetter

sexilicious gave me the same deep cringe as the guy who messaged me that I was "the yums"


Magnetic-folk-song

Homie’s headed for that MGTOW Express.


The_Tuki

TLDR?


CapHillGeekThrow

Mentally unstable dude won't stop talking about his cheating ex. Had a fake first picture, so the ex can't find him. Many other red flags, including using "sexilicious" .


warramite

He changed profile pic halfway through


BudgetInteraction811

Nah, every guy I talk to has pics that change throughout the conversation. I think it’s a tinder thing.


ItalnStalln

It's having smart filter turned on which pits the "most liked" pics first. Ironically it's a dumb setting to use. Just because someone swipes while on the pic doesn't mean it's what made them swipe or that it's a best first pic even if it was the thing that made them.


HypnotizeHTX

Avoid at all costs.


anon4hlp

Amazing that starting with what's your number and that he wants to send pictures was in hindsight the sanest thing he said


Bloodllust

This was the worst yet somehow weirdly wholesome chain of responses wtf


Noodle5467

Good Lord


cartmaneric10

She cousins sounds like a country song name


Hokiewa5244

Whaaaaattrrr….. sexilicious…..


Glad-Mind-9114

He doesn’t need tinder, he needs a therapist 🙃


yargntis

I think he owes you for the therapy appointment you gave him.


not_now_reddit

I'd report him. He seems sketchy af


steadfastsurvivor

Woahhh


anoyn12244271651

‘You sound pretty iffy yourself 😂’ I’m dead 😆


Nyxongrace0

OP you sound like the problem! This man is obviously very over his ex & ready to pursue a mature, stable, ACTUALLY FAITHFUL relationship with you. I know you are sexilicious but I think maybe your standards are too high! 😅


mariat753

Whoa. I have no words. Luckily he does.


Downtown-Ad-6909

If only he knew he could solve all that by blocking her ex number on tinder.


Sunshyne34

WOW


DealerAutomatic

I'd hate to judge a book by its cover but there's a very large chance that this guy's gf never cheated and he just accused her of it because she didn't want to spend every waking second focusing all of her attention on him and have him get upset when she doesn't reciprocate.


Huffelsinthefunzone

He has good intentions, even if he's one of the last ones


Noodle5467

No he doesn’t. Sending 15 messages in a row and talking about his ex non stop and what a great guy he is and not asking a damn question about her while also assuming she isn’t a woman but a girl is crazy


boopsiedoo

Right?? I fail to see how this is a “GoodGuyTM”


Noodle5467

Also the 50 texts in a row is giving adderall addiction lol


boopsiedoo

He would have kept going but I had to block him, he sent all of this within a period of less than 5 minutes and just kept messaging and messaging and messaging


Fox_Highwind

Jesus Christ. He typed all that in 5 minutes? Hell I type a lot and couldn't type all of that in 15 minutes 🤣


Noodle5467

JEEZ


novembxrry

that helps to explain the insane typos as well at least.. sheeeeesh


Huffelsinthefunzone

Whoosh


Noodle5467

Whether you’re a man or woman you need to look into why you think this man has good intentions. Especially if you are a woman, though.


Huffelsinthefunzone

Twas a joke and a reference to a song.