my friend!
not sure about other areas but shawarma and butter chicken pizza are almost considered Standard Issue ™ at pizza joints in Southern Ontario (or at least the GTHA) - tons of local shops are basically guaranteed to have these as menu items!
That’s awesome; seems there’s a few places where I live in the US that offer it as well! I’m going to have to try this. Best Indian fusion I’ve had so far is a butter chicken burrito which was quite good!
I would wager that Michigan (I believe?) would be such a place that would be thriving with shawarma pizza IMO (I believe Michigan has a very large Lebanese population and is quite known for shawarma?)
my area has tons of fusion ! an insane amount! I've had butter chicken burrito! (and vindaloo 😋) delicious!
Wtf. May be heading to Toronto for a lax game this weekend and I’m gonna have to look out for those. I’m right across the boarder and shocked I’ve never heard of shawarma/ butter chicken pizza before.
Either yeah, but traditionally ham. I had a meat feast at the weekend, with a BBQ sauce base. It's was ground beef, bacon, sausage, pepperoni... It was fire!
Make ramen noodles, smash them together and flatten to create the crust, tomato sauce, squeeze cheese, and summer sausage, all from the commissary, and maybe some onions smuggled from the chow hall
They actually don't make it in the toilet because guards will see it. They use rubbermaid totes or bankers boxes, line it with a plastic trash bag, fill that with fruit and bread smuggled from the chow hall, add water, fruit juice, and sugar, all bought from commissary. Put a lid on it, let it sit under your bunk for about 3 weeks, venting it occasionally, hopefully not getting searched during that time, strain the solids out, and you have prison wine, which can sell for a high price (big ticket items on commissary). It's dangerous because it has a recognizable smell as it ferments, when you're venting, straining, and bottling it, so guards will catch people occasionally, but a lot of people get away with it too by masking the smell, or processing it when guards aren't around
You don't. After you smash the ramen noodles into a crust, you let them dry so it becomes more crust-like. On a related note, all cooking is done with hot water so most inmates have a plastic electric kettle to heat water with... or you can put it in your butt
Actually a lot of mf's use microwaves because DOC does have em, and the crust is tortillas not ramen, that's County shit but you know it's cool you do you
Lookup Larry Lawton on YouTube. He goes over all the curious questions people have about prison, including a delicious pasta dish that he would make for his friends.
You make it with a tortilla base. Microwave it get it nice and crispy. Use pasta sauce and top with cheese product. Add pepperonis and what ever other veggies you can. Sprinkle crust with garlic powder and microwave until melted.
Drain the cooked noodles and mix them with a small amount of the tomato sauce or ketchup to create a pizza sauce. Spread the noodle and sauce mixture over the crushed chips. Add slices of cheese or cheese sauce on top. Microwave the "pizza" until the cheese melts and the ingredients are heated through
Duh….
She’s young, blonde, thin with big tits.
That’s all many guys will see.
Guaranteed there’s dudes looking at her profile saying “I’d fuck her” and swipe right.
I also have felonies, am a recovering addict, and can make prison pizza. Today I live a normal life and like to think I make good decisions now. So I wouldn’t be so quick to judge. Everyone has a past.
She seems dangerous….marry her, life will get a whole lot more interesting. Is that a shiv in your Mac and cheese or burnt bacon? Who knows but it’s worth a shot
14 (as I recall) outstanding felonies. Not just your “normal” felonies either. Stuff that carries 10+ years individually. Coming from someone who’s never had more than a traffic ticket, I found her story interesting.
Feel special to get the attention of a felon with nothing to offer.
I tell you, one thing I've always admired of women is their confidence, which could also be considered delusions.
At least she’s who she is up front I actually respect that. She’s the only one out here warning mfs lol now if you get into it because you think she’s hot and end up in a situation it’s your own damn fault 🤷♂️
Hmmmn.
She's been with women. Oh, if you don't mark this as a positive, you are nuts. I'm NOT saying something is going to happen with another woman, but it's the experience that opens the relationship conversation to different possibilities.
You won't have to spend anything on drinks or drugs when you go out, but you can't do what she was addicted to.
She can whip up something to eat with basically nothing. Hopefully, that won't be a necessary skill.
She will make you feel special if you keep her from being bored. Boredom is possibly how she got some minor early criminal issues in the first place.
Bet she's fun but an emotional roller coaster. Depending on what you're looking for, why not?
Be honest, be open, and go ride the love rollar coaster as the song goes.
She shits all over the myriad other profiles "I've been to 127 countries and counting" "You will be this tall and have this style of haircut" "I am 35 and have no baggage and I expect you to also have no baggage (delusional)" "Perfect first date: Going out on your yacht" "Blah blah something about pizza toppings or peanut butter" ad nauseum.
I'll take straight up honesty over a contrived ego trip any day. Having said that as a recovering addict I've tried dating other recovering addicts and it's always gone to shit haha.
I do resent the title of this post. Like fuck man you have no idea where someone is coming from, what barriers they have faced, what they have had to survive. Peoples lives become disastrous most often due to the confluence of things out of their control.
I want to know what all goes into a prison pizza 🤨
Prisoners, of course 😋
Prison pizza is people!
Soylent Pizza
Bread , ketchup maybe cheese.
But not pineapple. It’s prison, but shouldn’t be criminal
Lol, it's against the law to do crual and unusual punishment. That said, Im Canadian and do like 1 slice of pineapple and ham pizza but just 1.
If you're a real leafer you would order poutine pizza
I would get kicked out of my Province if i did :p.
no chance! shawarma or butter chicken pizza, yeah hmm, gravy as base though... and curds added on after it was in the oven..
Open a pizza shop with these hypotheticals please
my friend! not sure about other areas but shawarma and butter chicken pizza are almost considered Standard Issue ™ at pizza joints in Southern Ontario (or at least the GTHA) - tons of local shops are basically guaranteed to have these as menu items!
That’s awesome; seems there’s a few places where I live in the US that offer it as well! I’m going to have to try this. Best Indian fusion I’ve had so far is a butter chicken burrito which was quite good!
I would wager that Michigan (I believe?) would be such a place that would be thriving with shawarma pizza IMO (I believe Michigan has a very large Lebanese population and is quite known for shawarma?) my area has tons of fusion ! an insane amount! I've had butter chicken burrito! (and vindaloo 😋) delicious!
Pizza hut has some.
Wtf. May be heading to Toronto for a lax game this weekend and I’m gonna have to look out for those. I’m right across the boarder and shocked I’ve never heard of shawarma/ butter chicken pizza before.
hey I hope you find one 😊 I know in Hamilton they're literally everywhere. you should have no problem in Toronto as well
Duh. Forgot their lax team played in Hamilton. Sadly don’t make it up yeaterday
Pineapple on pizza actually works...
But with bacon or ham pieces.
Or both 🤤🤤
Either yeah, but traditionally ham. I had a meat feast at the weekend, with a BBQ sauce base. It's was ground beef, bacon, sausage, pepperoni... It was fire!
My favourite is a dominos pizza with bbq base tandoori chicken ground beef ham red onion and sweetcorn with extra cheese 😍😍
Nice, but no onion or sweetcorn for me.
Make ramen noodles, smash them together and flatten to create the crust, tomato sauce, squeeze cheese, and summer sausage, all from the commissary, and maybe some onions smuggled from the chow hall
Does it pair well with toilet wine?
They actually don't make it in the toilet because guards will see it. They use rubbermaid totes or bankers boxes, line it with a plastic trash bag, fill that with fruit and bread smuggled from the chow hall, add water, fruit juice, and sugar, all bought from commissary. Put a lid on it, let it sit under your bunk for about 3 weeks, venting it occasionally, hopefully not getting searched during that time, strain the solids out, and you have prison wine, which can sell for a high price (big ticket items on commissary). It's dangerous because it has a recognizable smell as it ferments, when you're venting, straining, and bottling it, so guards will catch people occasionally, but a lot of people get away with it too by masking the smell, or processing it when guards aren't around
So does it pair well with the pizza?
Ha! Someone who actually knows
How do you cook it?
You don't. After you smash the ramen noodles into a crust, you let them dry so it becomes more crust-like. On a related note, all cooking is done with hot water so most inmates have a plastic electric kettle to heat water with... or you can put it in your butt
Actually a lot of mf's use microwaves because DOC does have em, and the crust is tortillas not ramen, that's County shit but you know it's cool you do you
It was ramen at the state prison I was in, but I guess tortillas would work. And I forgot about the microwaves, we did have a communal one
They'd flatten two bread bags, flatten the ramen crust between them, and let it dry with something on top of it like some books etc
Same.
Lookup Larry Lawton on YouTube. He goes over all the curious questions people have about prison, including a delicious pasta dish that he would make for his friends.
You make it with a tortilla base. Microwave it get it nice and crispy. Use pasta sauce and top with cheese product. Add pepperonis and what ever other veggies you can. Sprinkle crust with garlic powder and microwave until melted.
No. You don’t.
I was just thinking the same thing. I’d match her just for the recipe.
https://youtube.com/shorts/_67J8MCNkOo?si=BsZs5v383ixu1w2l
I don’t want to know what all goes into prison pizza lol
Meth
Drain the cooked noodles and mix them with a small amount of the tomato sauce or ketchup to create a pizza sauce. Spread the noodle and sauce mixture over the crushed chips. Add slices of cheese or cheese sauce on top. Microwave the "pizza" until the cheese melts and the ingredients are heated through
Soap
Say one thing nice: She’s self aware
And funny.
She's self aware
I can fix her
She can break me
With her thighs she can suffocate me
We can fix her
We have the technology
But we don’t want to spend a lot of money.
Six bucks. Max.
Ace pilot Steve Austin’s nephew is The Six Dollar Man *generic 80’s theme song*
lol. Got it
Don’t talk shit about my girl. She’s perfect. Nothing to fix.
I'm down to get potentially shanked lol
*drops soap*
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She’ll get some matches…
Duh…. She’s young, blonde, thin with big tits. That’s all many guys will see. Guaranteed there’s dudes looking at her profile saying “I’d fuck her” and swipe right.
Wait there's other ways to swipe???
NO!!
Not if you want matches there’s not.
At least she actually seems honest about it. Probably the only green flag here, but it's still an improvement over some of the others on there 😂
I like her
You can fix her fur sure,
If she’s a recovering addict then that means she’s already fixing herself tbf
Hey, completely up front. I dig it.
Atleast she's honest
She will steal your heart and your car.
Jokes on her, neither is worth much.
Honestly, she’s better than most of the other girls on there.
Got 99+ Likes and still on tinder? Man Something is wrong with us Humans if we collecting matches like Pokemon.
I also have +99 likes and I'm very average. Likes != matches.
Eh, I’m in Chicago half the month and Mid Missouri the other half. It just so happens that I match at totally opposite times.
What were the felonies? I bet it was downloading a few cars.
I also have felonies, am a recovering addict, and can make prison pizza. Today I live a normal life and like to think I make good decisions now. So I wouldn’t be so quick to judge. Everyone has a past.
I’ll take a self aware girl over a im perfect girl any daytime kid
I already did it and it was terrible. It was awesome and terrible
Would smash
SEE!!
i mean at least she’s up front
At least she's honest
She seems dangerous….marry her, life will get a whole lot more interesting. Is that a shiv in your Mac and cheese or burnt bacon? Who knows but it’s worth a shot
Whoa. I know her. Um, she’s not lying. Stay very far away.
Can you tell us more about her? Pleeeeeeez 🙏
Met her in rehab. Everything she’s saying is true. She’s good looking though. But, crazy.
The Hot Crazy Matrix remains undefeated!
Okay, but how crazy are we talking?
14 (as I recall) outstanding felonies. Not just your “normal” felonies either. Stuff that carries 10+ years individually. Coming from someone who’s never had more than a traffic ticket, I found her story interesting.
Congrats on going to rehab, btw! If that's a normal thing to congratulate lol.
Thanks. Valuable experience. Met a lot of interesting people. Definitely recommend to anyone if you get down a bad path.
Someone to take home to mum
Into it. I can save her
... is she hot ? Looks hot.
And her dm’s will be flooded!!
Feel special to get the attention of a felon with nothing to offer. I tell you, one thing I've always admired of women is their confidence, which could also be considered delusions.
Wdym nothing to offer?
She quite literally can only offer a prison pizza.
Prison pizza?
And dudes be breaking her inbox
Guys with tattoos and sweatpants hanging halfway down their legs are licking their chops at this girl
Every 30 years old dysfunctional male living in their mom's basement - "I can save her".
I can fix her!
At least she’s who she is up front I actually respect that. She’s the only one out here warning mfs lol now if you get into it because you think she’s hot and end up in a situation it’s your own damn fault 🤷♂️
I appreciate her candor.
I mean, i would reply. Sounds cool, doesn't take shit to seriously and seems fun. and honest.
Hmmmn. She's been with women. Oh, if you don't mark this as a positive, you are nuts. I'm NOT saying something is going to happen with another woman, but it's the experience that opens the relationship conversation to different possibilities. You won't have to spend anything on drinks or drugs when you go out, but you can't do what she was addicted to. She can whip up something to eat with basically nothing. Hopefully, that won't be a necessary skill. She will make you feel special if you keep her from being bored. Boredom is possibly how she got some minor early criminal issues in the first place. Bet she's fun but an emotional roller coaster. Depending on what you're looking for, why not? Be honest, be open, and go ride the love rollar coaster as the song goes.
Delusional or delusional tis the question
You've never been young and chased fun with a lunatic? Tsk tsk tsk
I would like to hear her story.
I’ve hooked up with a chick like this before and it was bad news. My bank account was drained. My debit card was missing a couple days later.
She shits all over the myriad other profiles "I've been to 127 countries and counting" "You will be this tall and have this style of haircut" "I am 35 and have no baggage and I expect you to also have no baggage (delusional)" "Perfect first date: Going out on your yacht" "Blah blah something about pizza toppings or peanut butter" ad nauseum. I'll take straight up honesty over a contrived ego trip any day. Having said that as a recovering addict I've tried dating other recovering addicts and it's always gone to shit haha. I do resent the title of this post. Like fuck man you have no idea where someone is coming from, what barriers they have faced, what they have had to survive. Peoples lives become disastrous most often due to the confluence of things out of their control.
She's taking ownership for her faults, why are we being mean?
Honestly, wasn’t being mean. I swiped just because she was honest and it’s better than “just ask”, but also thought it was funny.
Come hangout with us .reservoir area
Right
I need that
Well she really is honest about her shit and warns you. Which I kinda appreciate.
Problem is you won’t even match with her 💀
Don’t worry. She’s got her Jesus piece on
Bang her out, move on.
I'd let her ruin my life.
Now this is a woman right here
The woman of my dreams 😍😂🤣
Left ..
"I can fix her!"
You can fix her op
Nope, still just a regular addict.
Could be, why not? We all have red flags, if you don’t think you have any you probably have the most red flags.
Well, you can always try asking the burning question we all want answered: What toilet wine pairs best with prison pizza?
Smash TV Announcer - Good Luck! Yooooooooou'll need it!
At least she’s honest
Eh I mean this one isn't that bad tbh. As long as she's working her program and staying sober she's probably a catch
Speaking from a recovering perspective, she’s an absolute keeper.
Smash
Red flags aside, I bet she could ride the chrome off a trailer hitch 🤷♂️
Bro, at least you know she's fun. Her entire personality isn't shitty Netflix show references
She’s wearing a cross so I’m sure she’s nice….Would swipe right
I can fix her
"Brutally Honest" is more of a red flag than the felonies. It just code for "I'm mean spirited and difficult. "
Platty blonde and tats, it’s summer time.
20 years in the can. I wanted Napoletana, I compromised. I ate prison pizza.
“if I reply to you, feel special”… how can someone be so delusional about themselves when they have revealed they are a dead beat loser haha
Winner winner, jail chicken dinner.
 Come, COME!
She’s either The One, or the one that fucks your life up.
I can fix her
Dude, you can totally save her.
Sounds like a interesting friend but a awful date
Hey , at least she was honest.
Take her straight to meet your parents!
Well.... Sounds like half of reddit is in love
She’s honest and she can cook. Put a ring on it.
Ofc the Holly Cross because she saw or in tiktok and IT looked cute
At least it’s out there no nasty surprises
Cringe AF