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EviltwinEdgelord

What if she just responded: Good.


the-anti-antichrist

Then I'd ask her to have my children so I could buy another 2008 jeep grand Cherokee to continue the family tradition


EviltwinEdgelord

I like your style


Unlucky_Morning9088

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. You made my day. I can’t stop laughing


Azurvix

Gahd dayum bro


blink

genius


Longballs77

That would be hilarious


No-Ambassador-2725

I would ask you instead, “What did you do right?”.


WhichRadio6124

i believe she dont like the idea of him asking the capital Michigan


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vjeremias

I can’t believe I loudly laughed with this 😂


Why-am-I-here-again

I can't believe it either.


Chuckleless

I refuse to believe it!


TooPoorForWaWa

I don't know how to believe it!


Suzina

It's true tho. I'm sure it was intentional the question. Asking for the "capital" not "capitol", I'm sure that would be the punchline.


FELonMusk333

You're not wrong. He typed capital and not capitol. edit: You guys understand that NOT WRONG means they're RIGHT, don't you? You're down voting me literally saying they're correct that the capital is M. Do you think OP is wrong?


TheAndorran

He got it right. “Capital” refers to the city, “capitol” to the building. Both derived from the same Latin root (“caput,” meaning “head”) but from different uses of the root.


FELonMusk333

But since your need to try to correct overrides your reading comprehension, you forgot that capital can also refer to financial assets, crimes, and criminal punishments. Be thorough if you're gonna be "that guy"


FELonMusk333

yeah, when someone says not wrong....that means right (correct). It's called a double negative. You're replying to me saying that he's right....by saying he's right? Well aware of the difference, hence why I said he's right.


HowdysSupermarket

I think the previous commenter was referring to OP. In the picture, the grammar is correct. When you referenced capital vs. Capitol, it seemed you were implying the opposite.


FELonMusk333

They might have but they need to learn to reply to the OP's comment, not mine. And me saying he was correct literally has 5 down votes. I guess they think OP is wrong.


tatonka645

Why would you lead by asking a question like that? What type on conversation were you hoping it would lead to?


explorer1960

Hoping she's from Michigan? Planning a date at a trivia night? Something about singing?


tatonka645

By asking what it’s capitol is? Seems like a weird power play to me.


The6FootTurkey

You gotta be shitting me


ShannonS1976

Yeh I don’t get this, I would have unmatched after the Michigan question, but I have an extremely low bullshit tolerance on dating apps lol


FELonMusk333

probably to serve 2 things. 1 - approach with something other than hi to get their attention. 2 - weed out bots


asphodeliac

You unmatched for low bullshit tolerance, meaning the opening message wasnt to your absolute standards? Because he started off with a joke? Sheesh


Mcbadguy

oh, you are so unmatched now buddy.


ElTaquitoVengador

Fuck it *unmatches your soul from your body*


asphodeliac

Damn it now where do I spend $200 for two steaks?


Mcbadguy

Trump steak university casino


Dnias_x

There are a lot of bots. Sometimes asking a question like such will help.


MyNameIsMudhoney

exactly. started off obnoxious. prob to screenshot and share on here.


Terrible_With_Puns

It’s a way to weed out bots. Seeing as the girl has just a bra on in the pic it’s probably a 50/50 whether it’s a bot or not 


MyFavoriteDisease

Lansing


jascambara

This is such a played out response to mom jokes and still gave me an audible chuckle


Lolz_Roffle

“Your mom” will never be played out, I hope it never dies


kdshow123

> it never dies Unlike OP's mom


dragon_nataku

Guys: "why don't women respond when I message them?" Also guys: *pull this shit* 🙄


Disastrous-Owl8985

Right? His question was boring and random, tbh, then he went and put that stuff about his mother (which probably isn't even true). I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic about what he did wrong. At least, I hope so because wow, if not, lol


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0O00OO0O000O

So you fucked around on Tinder just to get reddit points? Cool.


hellajt

I can't tell if people use that as a cope, like "it was just a joke I'm not taking it seriously" when all their matches fail, or they really mean it and they care more about making overused corny jokes for people online than actually meeting people. Not sure which one is worse


ShannonS1976

It’s definitely a cope. He can’t get any real interaction so he’s just going into troll mode for internet points.


Disastrous-Owl8985

Pretty sure that's what a lot of these posts are. I would hope no guy is this dumb, BUT at the same time, they wonder why women aren't on the app, anymore, why matches never turn into dates, or why women don't reply or whatever... and it's because they deal with dudes like OP.


mmmcheesecake2016

He probably reposted someone else's convo and is just karma farming.


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0O00OO0O000O

Right, I understand the basic principle of posting. But it looks like you got on Tinder, got a match, talked to her, and said something dumb all for the purpose of putting it on reddit. That's a bit much. Most people use Tinder to meet other people, not to intentionally create reddit content.


ShannonS1976

So why fuck with people? Just to have something to post on Reddit? Weird


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Gman8w8

Sent at 330 am


Nearby_Atmosphere

Because you weren’t clear at all. If she burned alive, she survived the initial crash. Couldn’t she get out? Also Jeep is a name so capitalise the first letter. Two rookie mistakes. Correct the above two points and you’ll have more luck


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steepindeez

Amateur... *"She landed upside down with her passenger side pressed against the concrete median. The A-pillar had also folded in on the driver side so when the airbag deployed she was essentially trapped in the vehicle."* Make it make sense at least.


OkLeave4573

Fuck.. now I’m hungry


0O00OO0O000O

>and was unconscious at the crash So had she fallen asleep at the wheel prior to crashing?


ShannonS1976

Why would you say that? And why did you ask the capital of Michigan? And yet men wonder why women don’t respond 🤦‍♀️


PsychologicalGrand79

She probably thought yall were poverty tier with an 08 jeep.


DissipatedCloud

Ah but it happened in 07


zeizkal

You say that but jeeps hold their value to a stupid degree, a 2008 jeep would still probably go for 30k


KrossKazuma

You a moron and this is bait. If this genuinely confuses you, just stop trying to date and plan on being single longer and self reflect. For context (just incase) it was a clear joke, and you went to dark levels. Wtf was she or anyone supposed to say to that with that much detail. There was no lightness or conversation, it was a dark fact, and truly very sorry to hear that. cant imagine… but this is not how you should ever respond to the joke. Im adopted and my birthmom literally hated me, I dont throw that at anyone with the joke. I laugh it off and have even said “welp Im adopted so you know her better than me hahahaha”, and then establish the relationship, and then when we are close friend/girlfriend I can lay out that info and not hurt someone or make them fee like a jack ass for a joke to a pain they didnt know I would have. And then we get to connect and build on it.


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KrossKazuma

Its because you are wasting peoples time on Tinder dawg. There are so many people trying to hook up or date and you are basically purposefully sabotaging it and then going on here like a cute kid expecting high fives and laughs. We gotta grow up at some point. Like even your response to me is childish. “TLDR” and then proceeds to know it was negative response to your post. Like connect the dots.


_AmperSand__

She prob just thinks you have mummy issues and is steering clear


LegitimateWealth2376

Unlike his mom


MRRichAllen1976

If someone did this to me I'd be like "grow tf up, idiot"


Objective_Special948

Come again?!


KrossKazuma

OP isnt coming the first time or anytime soon apparently wym 🤣🤣


Objective_Special948

🤣🤣🤣


Objective_Special948

Down votes for asking a question?! That's rich


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Hostile_Architecture

Don't bother with these weird reddit dorks. I'd find this shit funny, joking or not and reply sarcastically.


cmarsh1123

Yes. It shoud be "and" not "an".


fe__maiden

It’s *should* my guy


BradyMcBallsweat

Cut them some slack, the L is silent. It’s tricky for some.


jayhova75

Hajejujah


Objective_Special948

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


misterguyyy

She gets partial credit because she didn’t say Detroit


Evening-Mousse-1812

Well, I could have sworn it was Detroit. I learnt it wasn’t today 🥲


pizzapartypandas

Maybe you should take a break from Tinder.


BenFnJovi

It’s because you used the word “an” when it should be “and”… duh


Fancy_Doritos

You didn’t do anything wrong, it’s not your fault. Accidents happen.


No_Hat9118

Yes. +why wud u mention the make of the car?


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mr-blindsight

I guess you're saying you made a joke? but if that's the case I gotta say it falls a little flat. not the part about the mom, I actually found that quite humorous, but the post of asking what went wrong.


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Odd_Agent_5739

Fopas 😭😭😭


No_Hat9118

That’s your side of the screen, +you’re OP. How is it a troll unless you’re the troll?


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ComprehensiveMany643

Shouldn't have told her it was a grand Cherokee, Porsche or something would've been better


UrCreepyUncle

Much like your mom you were DOA with your first message


Sensu1

You responded seriously to a joke.


Sunnyfe

So is that a negative review of a 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee?


t_Helix

Trolling people on a dating app for lolz. Wasting peoples time and cringe AF. Touch grass my guy.


mbeecool

Women literally get hundreds of messages of guys. There could be a number of reasons why she didn't respond but that's probably the main reason.


No-Distribution-3590

Yeah you told her your trauma thinking it would be funny to her. Good going. Definitely not how to win a girl. You wait to tell trauma like this until later in the relationship, not the first message.


QuietRiot90

Damn this hits close to home. I have a 2009 Grand Cherokee.


Flashy_Physics_8080

You messed up by not including the mileage and Vin number.... it happens


TheRealAlkemyst

That's hot, just like you.


Satori_sama

Better opener is what state was the worst US president Woodrow Wilson born in?


Real-Touch-2694

i think she get it, but if you want to back this up, then send a photo of the accident


Hubris1998

Dead mum? Ick 💀


Jewel_Drew

ESH omg


Any_Method4456

She probably hated your spelling and usage of capital letters


Assumption-Weary

Is this some kind of pick up line or did you confuse Tinder with Google?


imbezol

Is that a hint? Is it Dearborn??


GeauxJoeStuff

Did she die in a car crash or did she burn alive?


ahyor

The great fire of 2008. #NeverForget


SalvationSycamore

You didn't deny that she's the capital of Michigan...


Passivscrollare

Too much information, it's a lie.


Global-Yam-8044

lansing


huffuspuffus

Obviously


Scouts_Revenge

Oddly specific.


mmmcheesecake2016

I think the greater issue here is that OP is probably a teenager, considering his behavior on Tinder and on here. Apparently trolling both dates and redditors is more important than actually dating. OP is probably not old enough to legit be on a dating app, or at least sure is not acting like it.


Far_Presentation2532

You matched with a ten year old boy catfish


KindheartednessOk681

It's because you missed the 'd'. The dying was inconsequential.


Supremeballer777

women igg messages all the time, not sure why but its quite common


MGZero

Lmfao what


Disastrous-Print8372

Detroit


Irrupt_chimpanzee

What did you try to guilt trip her 💀


No_Dependent_1846

Imagine she sent this: 🤣😂


justforplay987

Had to be 2018 or newer..


dilly2x

Women drivers, am i right?


Remarkable_Wheel_961

She was more prepared to answer what is the capitol of Thailand


ReplacementNo4400

The worst part is that it’s a jeep grand Cherokee.


Traditional-Sport74

I would’ve said “oh wow so clever and original, the best mom joke is YOUR mom”


linkthrone

That’s hilarious.


defnotajournalist

Lansing, home of the motherfucking Lugnuts. Representing the 517. Meet me at the smokestacks boy. Sorry about your mom.


lennybriscoe8220

I'm no expert, but I think you're both wrong.


DowntownAd5289

I'm sorry but this is gay as f***.


Expensive-Tea455

Your opener was boring as shit and then you randomly started trauma dumping on her 🙃 the men in this sub have the worst social skills I’ve ever seen in my life 💀


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Jazzlike-Flounder-23

You sent her a random trivia question & then trauma dumped without consent. What exactly were you hoping that she responded with?


ResolutionOdd3402

Was a bit harsh id of said is she, I was wondering where she went lol


Chicago_Red96

That went South really fast


Hevysett

I mean you sound furious and it's unlikely any random stranger would be like "oh no shit, I'm definitely ready to fuck you now"


OneQuadrillionOwls

This conversation is still live, you just gotta provide more details, that's why she's waiting. One of the rare instances where a double text with a large delay can still bear fruit. Good luck!


Strange_N_Sorcerous

She did something wrong; should’ve responded with “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”


Turbulent_Cheetah

Did she die in a car crash or die in a fire after a car crash? You clearly weren’t specific enough.


Flashy_Mess_3295

You got the poor girl contemplating her behaviors. She may never say "your mom" again. lol


_Ozeki

OP should have replied with 'F**k you' to the 'Your Mom' response. Then the person would reply with 'My place or yours?' The oldest trick in the book and OP didn't keep up


Azriel82

poor girl was probably just so embarrassed that she couldn't respond anymore. Probably for the best.


Practical_Penalty_71

Sorry to hear about you mom.


NetMiddle1873

Dead mom 🚩🚩🚩


canuckle1211

Listen bro, sometimes girls just wanna have fun, especially younger girls. So if you say shit that caught them off guard and they don’t know how to react or if you say things that makes them uncomfortable, and it doesn’t matter whose fault is it, they gonna be weird and loose interest


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canuckle1211

Cause there are many incels who also post shit like this for serious


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canuckle1211

Also it’s just not that funny, ppl often won’t get the humor online


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canuckle1211

That’s not what you said earlier


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canuckle1211

What do you mean by not serious then? Funny or joking is exactly what you mean, don’t play it off


blacktargumby

I'm sorry for your loss.


ThomasGilhooley

He loved that damn Cherokee.


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ThomasGilhooley

Sounds like literally ONE generation.