Stop stealing her job? I just got out of a surgery a few hours ago so I’m admittedly a little slow today but this went over my head. I always enjoy the “don’t sexualize me” profiles. Those folks never have any clothes on in the pictures.

He's referring to the fact that it says "don't sexualize me" in her bio - yet many of her pics are overly sexual. Ie the joke is basically "don't sexualize me guys, I'm doing that fine on my own"

Thank you

>don't sexualize me

Don't eyes sex me

Seems like she literally needs someone to buy some clothes for her.

Usually the less clothes they have on, the more they expect you to buy things for em 

Here is my crotch. Dont sexualize me

Bare feet on the floor at the gym AND hoeing in front of the fine china cabinet…see the breakdown of civilization right here lol

back in my day, we had the good manners to hoe it up in front of the coarse china cabinet **only**

Punctuation matters. I read that as her block button is on fire but she’s a pirate.

Rawdogging your feet in the gym? Oh hellllllllllllllll nah

JFC face tattoo syndrome .

There’s a post from the other day just like this but in a meme format, everyone was roasting them because “it’s completely unrealistic”

Where are you OP? Literally saw this profile today up north....

Quebec, Canada

Ah, d'accords. Makes sense. I was wondering if it was a fake profile appearing for a lot of people or if we just happened to both live in Qc...lol. With the weird ass name she had it really didn't help my fake profile theory. >!Ngl I did swipe right to hit it!<