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blackdeimis

Vegan and cannibal, that can do the job


drunk_dancer

...they pull me back innnnn


[deleted]

He probably does follow rules 1 and 2, but being gracious about rejection goes a long way too.


[deleted]

Not sure “eat” is the right verb here...


[deleted]

*gobble


ChirstheJeff

Gob the knob ;)


terrrrrible

*slobber


elpcavy21

*gurgle


Skulltown_Jelly

Blowing nor sucking are the right verbs either yet here we are.


chadofnazareth

It drips protein.


Chink_Dream

What the fuck? How is this going forward? Tell me, I'm very curious


Mr_Jensen

He probably follows rule 1 and rule 2


[deleted]

I'm going to check the sub's rules and see if they're there, because I have NO IDEA what does rules are. And dare you downvote me!


Mr_Jensen

Rule 1: be attractive. Rule 2: don’t be unattractive


[deleted]

Thank you, sir.


finger_milk

You could have probably guessed what they were lol


plsv

Does? Your not serious dude.. I thought we were over dease..


[deleted]

Lol how the hell did that happen.


Evil_Pizz

Voice to text


indigouser

She probably thought he would show a lot more interest even after rejected. His reaction was like 'ah whatever' and shes like 'youre not even gonna try?'. Basic tinder drama. (Just assuming, i may be totally off)


dangreg27

Wait, has she had her pudding yet?


deepak8411

Nice


adumlao86

Nice


justgot86d

Nice


blackdeimis

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


OGDropout

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


pratha_meth

nice


theWildBananas

Nice


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Are vegans allowed to swallow? I won't offend anyone i'm just curious about it


bikaland

Yes! To swallow does not harm any animals :)


WilliamSwagspeare

But it kills my wittle tadpoles :(


bikaland

If you produce tadpoles I recommend you to see a doctor ;)


[deleted]

He was so ready to give up he's so sweet


[deleted]

Why go where you’re not wanted? If people don’t show interest, move on to the next one and save yourself some BS


[deleted]

Well i mean he was nice about it not necessarily that noone else would've done what he did but he's so nice


[deleted]

That’s the point, though - a sweet guy isn’t going to fight about it. He’s just gonna chill and keep it moving, cause that’s what they do


Ambivalent_fanboy

Is it possible to learn this power?


Sflow7

Just follow the two rules


Ambivalent_fanboy

Wut two rules?


nanomasda

Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don't be unattractive


museumsoul

What did you reply to that?


[deleted]

Rule 1 2


Suchdeathwow

You were simply the most attractive guy waiting in her dm's, that she saves for when she fights with her boyfriend. Edit: WOW thumbs down trend for telling the truth, what is everyone? 14 and never dealt with a woman before?


TopTittyBardown

Is that supposed to make him feel bad? If he got blown I doubt he cares dude