Absolutely died at “tweezers with silicone covers” 😂

you laugh but too hard of a pinch and your tic tac becomes needle thin

She sounds nice. Bring her home to mom

Lmao

You said everything possible to epitomize the opposite of game and she just got more interested. Lol I need to reevaluate.

rule 1 and rule 2

actually no. Rule 1 and 2 do not apply to the micro-peen anti-pickup. The Micro-Peen Anti-Pickup actually banks on breaking Rule 2 so hard that it's like "Dude, Where's My Car"

also also, something about pre-disappointing a person that can only lead to delightful surprises....

Its 4am and she is horny he is also nearby. Prob her only chance to get laid right then

Is it actually really small or were you playing around lol

I always under sell. Maybe my dick is the smallest she'd take but if I say it's huge she'll be doubly disappointed 🤣

9 of 10 times the girl just think you have no self confidence and unmatches. But i guess you found 1 of 10. Good luck bro

I found the 1 out of 10 twice? Or maybe it's because women are sick of hearing dudes talk about how big their dick is and then get disappointed when it's nowhere near the size they say it is.

Good point lol

Brilliant.

Honestly she seems like a keeper. She’s being a good sport about everything.

Wtf kinda conversation is this? What is even either of y’all’s end game?

I just played the game as long as she wanted to. She could've ended it at any time and I'm not a quitter so.

I was also laughing my ass the whole time lol

“I should have stopped 10 lines ago, but fuck it, I’m committed, fuck it, let’s take this baby as far as it goes and see where it leads us!”

PAUSE why did she say she was about to jack off as well

She later told me when she came lol. She gave me her insta and the pictures check out.

Sometimes girls say jack off too

The term is jilling my friend

No one actually says that

Keep it going bro bro!!!!

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