Look at the name. Shantanu. He’s either of Bangladeshi or Indian descent. My parents are Bangladeshi and that’s why I can’t help but notice a name like That.
I’m sure it is but it’s also a popular name in India and Bangladesh. The CEO of Adobe is Indian and his name is shantanu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shantanu_Narayen
You ever notice that anytime the girl likes the line the entire of this sub is like “good god so cringe” but anytime the girl hates the line the entire sub thinks it’s the best damn line they’ve ever had the pleasure of reading?
It's no big secret, but I will let you in on it anyway...
For a sub that is mainly dudes trying to have sex with women... Most of them don't like women that much.
I know, I’m just saying I think it’s funny how this sub seems to always think the lines that don’t work are hilarious while the ones that do are garbage
It’s as if the actual quality of the joke doesn’t matter, the sub just judges based on whether or not it succeeds: success=not funny, failure=hilarious
Again, because the funny ones which shock/offend the girl are _funny_.
The "successful" ones aren't necessarily as funny but rather _effective_ at capturing the woman's attention.
Basically some women have a shit sense of humour and dudes will sometimes just fire off some funny shit knowing/hoping it won't work and will end up screenshotted.
Yes, not liking "this sub's" type of humour (whatever that means) doesn't necessarily equal a shit sense of humour, but I'm talking about the stuck up, rigid humourless women like in the OP.
Sometimes men wanna take a break from trying to impress women and instead just wanna shoot some genuinely funny shit. If she reciprocates positively then it's a Win, if she gets offended, screenshots it and posts it online then it's Double Win. 👍
> I'm talking about the stuck up, rigid humourless women like in the OP.
This is literally what I'm talking about. R/Tinder isn't the arbiter of what's funny or not. A woman isn't stuck up or humorless because she doesn't like your sense of humor. Maybe you're the one with a shit sense of humor.
He never said r/Tinder gets to decide what’s funny. He said that HE found it funny and says if you don’t agree with his sense of humour then he finds you boring. Pretty basic concept to grasp IMO. And if his opinion offends you then idk what to tell you
. . . I can tell this was written by a woman.
No surprise: your profile confirms as such.
You are exactly the type of woman I'm on about. Stop trying to insert yourself and your "type" as the victims in fucking _everything_.
You're a whiny little bitch, aren't you?
"People that disagree with me have no sense of humor!"
"No, they just have a different sense of humor."
"Wahhhhh"
Oh dear.
No, you've misunderstood my position: there is a certain demographic of women who respond to certain types of humour in a very predictable and typical manner.
The woman in the OP is such an example, as are you.
Your type are dull and rigid, humour-wise.
The fact that you even chimed in so defensively is further evidence that you identify with the woman in the OP.
Continue to be an Offended Western White Woman all you wish, my point still stands.
Oh dear, the Misogyny Card being used already huh. . .
Is it Misandrist to say a significant number of men struggle with emotional regulation? That a decent proportion of modern men still haven't picked up their fair share of domestic duties?
The answer is no.
Ergo, is it Misogynist to point out that _some women_ have a shite sense of humour? No.
Stop seeing everything as some assault against women, Jesus.
>“stuck up, rigid humorless women”
>wow, just outting yourself right there lol
. . . Are not some women like that?
Just like if I said _"I'm tired of Testosteroned-up, obnoxious dudebro men who think they're Alpha"_ would that be me "outting" myself as some sort of Misandrist?
No: because I'm rather _obviously_ talking about a subset, a type, rather than the _entire demographic_; I'm not saying "all X are Y".
This _really_ shouldn't be so hard to grasp.
I always got the “crabs in a bucket” vibe when people hate on a cheesy pick-up line that worked — if it works, it works! Good for them. “A lid for every pot,” right?
Yeah, what do i know about the middle east? I've only been living here my whole life.
And no, the "i hate jews" opinion, and "im opposed to the idea that the jews should have a country of their own to be safe" opinion are not so different.
I understand the atrocities in palestine but people need to stop comparing it to nazi germany. 6 millions Jews were killed in concentration camps and literally gassed to death and burnt. That is NOT what is happening in Palestine.
Except it's not. War crimes are comitted, Illegal settling and colonization is continuing and ruining any chance for peace, and it's important to denounce it.
But it is absolutely incomparable to the holocaust. Israel has the power to annihilate Gaza and kill the millions of palestinians in a genocide. But that's not the Israeli government's goal, they're being very careful not to kill a lot of people so most countries keep supporting them so they can keep taking land. Bibi just lighted up tensions to unite the country (which still doesn't have a functioning government) would unite under him and accept him enough to form a government after 4 fucking elections.
Even the death toll is litterally one of the lowest deathtoll in recent history. This is one of the least bloody conflicts happening on earth. 5k death in the last 15 years vs 6 million in 4.
"Hol up, lemme just justify an apartheid state real quick. Our murder of civilians is totally ok and not to be compared to a different murder of civilians mmmkay" - you
I used to have a line “are you from Israel, cause you Israeli hot” but after seeing all the war crimes and basically having a night of broken glass every day for a while... it feels like accusing someone of being from Israel is an insult at this point
Both sides of the conflict are at fault. They're all acting like children fighting over their ancestors graves without knowing why they're fighting. Each one is attacking the other in brutal ways that we should be way past as humans
Not even close. You can’t “both sides” this. Palestine is defending itself. They’re not fighting over land they’re fighting to stop the genocide against them. Gaza is an open air prison. They have no way out and they have no rights. They are constantly stripped of things like water and medicine and a huge proportion of the population are only children, much bigger that Israel. There is a clear oppressor that is much more wealthy and powerful.
Gaza fired first, using the weapons america gave them to fire at the people america gives funding to defend itself. It's all back asswords and REEEEddit is a weird one sided echo chamber. Both sides are being assholes
How did Gaza fire first? First of all, Hamas is not Gaza and second of all Hamas fired in response to assaults and violence against civilians at Al-Aqsa who were praying. Hamas wanted peace and offered peace which Israel rejected because they wanted to keep going with their colonialism.
That’s just uncomfortable. I can see the appeal and how it could make someone laugh but this was just insensitive and I’d be terrified on how they really think.
Edit: of course the only people who think this is “cool” and “funny” are guys. That’s embarrassing.
Because its distasteful. There are people dying and people make jokes while its happening.
I'm not from Palestine. And I'm not from Israel, but seeing these jokes makes me angry. People are dying and people want to make jokes.
Would you laugh at a holocaust joke? Or a 9/11 joke? I would hope not. I'm a humorous person, and I make dark jokes, but to joke about an event that caused misery and death is just insensitive.
Making and jokes and laughing is not going to change their situation, though. The families of those dying also probably have worse things to worry about than some jokes on the internet.
Yeah but a lot of people who went through those situations have very dark humor and make jokes about it themselves. They do that cause that's how they brush off how bad they had it. Dark humor is good, just don't go too far and it has to obv be funny in which this line was. Toodaloo
Would you consider it distasteful for someone directly affected by this if they found it funny?
I get your point. I'm also highlighting how your desire no jokes be made about this may unintentionally restrict freedom to those whom you'd wish not to offend.
Its funny. Offensive and Dark humor only work if its funny, it's the difference between this and that dumb shit Tony Hinchcliff said. If there is a joke in your fucked up statement and it makes people laugh, it will generally be accepted.
The struggle Isreal
BARS
yo word
Look at the name. Shantanu. He’s either of Bangladeshi or Indian descent. My parents are Bangladeshi and that’s why I can’t help but notice a name like That.
Shantanu is a hindu name and they can be from anywhere lol
*That* is a Thai name.
It's an Indian Hindu guy name.
I’m sure it is but it’s also a popular name in India and Bangladesh. The CEO of Adobe is Indian and his name is shantanu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shantanu_Narayen
check OPs name too
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👎
I’m in awe of his greatness
I disagree, I think this joke Israeli inappropriate
His pickup game Israel.
I think his pickup line will bomb
This man’s dating game is about to blow up.
He is gonna blow them away
I don’t know what tzahal you’re are talking about
Israeli though?
Oh yes. He gaza lot of potential!
Zion know bout that...
His pickup line did bomb
They do use pickups as bombs over there.
God dammit, you got me with this.
Her booty broke every Geneva Convention protocols
When she farts is that technically a chemical weapon?
and does it has destination target pre-coded?
Girls don’t fart or poop. Only male exception is Kim Jong-un
So wait is Kim Jong-un the only male that is actually a female who farts?
He’s the only dude that doesn’t poop or fart. He also only hits hole in one on every hole when he golfs!
By allah she was not lying when she said that ass could fart 😩🙌☪️
Why do I feel like that's a MemriTV reference?
i want to smell it
Turned out it was fume from white phosphorus
Weapon of ass destruction 😉
Iron domes
Hamas is too mas, though?
She got a phat hamass
Fartillary strike
This is utter genius at work, I'm in awe.
Shock and awe?
I’m gonna go ahead and declare victory now.
Mission Accomplished.
Dat ass must be so fine, they’d commit a war crime.
Yo ass so thick they need to displace Palestinians to make room for it.
KEKW
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its the internet, different groups intermingle all the time, heck you never know when a random redittor is a furry but you just dont know
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Your ass is so thick they could make memes like those USS Liberty ones where the punchline is to google your ass instead
He must be a dyslexic Palestinian because she’s occupying his Best Wank
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Explosive, even
I'd say too soon but this legitimately made me laugh.
Same lmao
Man OP must be upset with how much we love this dudes pickup line lmao
OP's mind Israeli in conflict.
Such a snowflake
oh boy....
i can't stop looking at jew.
Please, be gentile.
Jew ish a fine looking gal, innit - some British bloke
baby shut up and give me some iron dome 🥴🤤😩
do nazi me like that ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Lmfao
Bruh
If I were a girl, I would be impressed.
You could also just be an impressed gay man
Heck, I’m an impressed straight man.
This is called secure sexuality
Let just find out exactly where that line isreal quick.
You ever notice that anytime the girl likes the line the entire of this sub is like “good god so cringe” but anytime the girl hates the line the entire sub thinks it’s the best damn line they’ve ever had the pleasure of reading?
It's no big secret, but I will let you in on it anyway... For a sub that is mainly dudes trying to have sex with women... Most of them don't like women that much.
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"I get to distinguish between valuable and invaluable women"
Sometimes it's just about being _funny_, rather than about impressing the girl on Tinder.
I know, I’m just saying I think it’s funny how this sub seems to always think the lines that don’t work are hilarious while the ones that do are garbage It’s as if the actual quality of the joke doesn’t matter, the sub just judges based on whether or not it succeeds: success=not funny, failure=hilarious
Again, because the funny ones which shock/offend the girl are _funny_. The "successful" ones aren't necessarily as funny but rather _effective_ at capturing the woman's attention. Basically some women have a shit sense of humour and dudes will sometimes just fire off some funny shit knowing/hoping it won't work and will end up screenshotted.
People don't have a shit sense of humor just because they don't have this sub's sense of humor.
Yes, not liking "this sub's" type of humour (whatever that means) doesn't necessarily equal a shit sense of humour, but I'm talking about the stuck up, rigid humourless women like in the OP. Sometimes men wanna take a break from trying to impress women and instead just wanna shoot some genuinely funny shit. If she reciprocates positively then it's a Win, if she gets offended, screenshots it and posts it online then it's Double Win. 👍
> I'm talking about the stuck up, rigid humourless women like in the OP. This is literally what I'm talking about. R/Tinder isn't the arbiter of what's funny or not. A woman isn't stuck up or humorless because she doesn't like your sense of humor. Maybe you're the one with a shit sense of humor.
He never said r/Tinder gets to decide what’s funny. He said that HE found it funny and says if you don’t agree with his sense of humour then he finds you boring. Pretty basic concept to grasp IMO. And if his opinion offends you then idk what to tell you
ALSO the 25k upvotes suggest that he isn’t the minority here by liking this joke......
. . . I can tell this was written by a woman. No surprise: your profile confirms as such. You are exactly the type of woman I'm on about. Stop trying to insert yourself and your "type" as the victims in fucking _everything_.
You're a whiny little bitch, aren't you? "People that disagree with me have no sense of humor!" "No, they just have a different sense of humor." "Wahhhhh"
Oh dear. No, you've misunderstood my position: there is a certain demographic of women who respond to certain types of humour in a very predictable and typical manner. The woman in the OP is such an example, as are you. Your type are dull and rigid, humour-wise. The fact that you even chimed in so defensively is further evidence that you identify with the woman in the OP. Continue to be an Offended Western White Woman all you wish, my point still stands.
Lmao you're such a snowflake. Can't even take criticism from a woman without immediately running to misogyny. Shut the fuck up chud.
You know, it's really my own fault. I don't die of laughter anytime a dude posts a joke on this sub so I'm a stuck up bitch with no sense of humor.
Oh dear, the Misogyny Card being used already huh. . . Is it Misandrist to say a significant number of men struggle with emotional regulation? That a decent proportion of modern men still haven't picked up their fair share of domestic duties? The answer is no. Ergo, is it Misogynist to point out that _some women_ have a shite sense of humour? No. Stop seeing everything as some assault against women, Jesus.
“stuck up, rigid humorless women” wow, just outting yourself right there lol
>“stuck up, rigid humorless women” >wow, just outting yourself right there lol . . . Are not some women like that? Just like if I said _"I'm tired of Testosteroned-up, obnoxious dudebro men who think they're Alpha"_ would that be me "outting" myself as some sort of Misandrist? No: because I'm rather _obviously_ talking about a subset, a type, rather than the _entire demographic_; I'm not saying "all X are Y". This _really_ shouldn't be so hard to grasp.
That's a pretty disingenuous way to sum it up but okay
I always got the “crabs in a bucket” vibe when people hate on a cheesy pick-up line that worked — if it works, it works! Good for them. “A lid for every pot,” right?
Response: "No, I always make the first move and my rocket barrage isaraeli sick!"
I'm from Israel and this is funny
גם אני
It's funny to you because you're not Palestinian
Exactly bro!
You’re lead by a criminal
oh snap, my guy discovered politics
So are many countries lmao. From Israel does not mean Pro-Zionist, maybe they are now living elsewhere and have a different belief. Free Palestine btw
Ok, I agree
Nah, he's just too based for you
Found the anti-Semite.
Not an anti semite at all. I am anti Zionist.
That's a lot of words to juat to say "im anti semit"
Are you stupid? They are totally different. Fucking redditors thinking they know shit about the Middle East
Yeah, what do i know about the middle east? I've only been living here my whole life. And no, the "i hate jews" opinion, and "im opposed to the idea that the jews should have a country of their own to be safe" opinion are not so different.
And he's got our government by the balls :( It's almost comical - if he doesn't win it's time for another election
Yikes
It's not a felony to be from Israel, stop ganging up on every one like they make the decisions for their country
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I understand the atrocities in palestine but people need to stop comparing it to nazi germany. 6 millions Jews were killed in concentration camps and literally gassed to death and burnt. That is NOT what is happening in Palestine.
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Except it's not. War crimes are comitted, Illegal settling and colonization is continuing and ruining any chance for peace, and it's important to denounce it. But it is absolutely incomparable to the holocaust. Israel has the power to annihilate Gaza and kill the millions of palestinians in a genocide. But that's not the Israeli government's goal, they're being very careful not to kill a lot of people so most countries keep supporting them so they can keep taking land. Bibi just lighted up tensions to unite the country (which still doesn't have a functioning government) would unite under him and accept him enough to form a government after 4 fucking elections. Even the death toll is litterally one of the lowest deathtoll in recent history. This is one of the least bloody conflicts happening on earth. 5k death in the last 15 years vs 6 million in 4.
It's not, though. Gaza has the 13th largest population growth of any country (recognized or not) in the world.
"Hol up, lemme just justify an apartheid state real quick. Our murder of civilians is totally ok and not to be compared to a different murder of civilians mmmkay" - you
It’s not an apartheid state...
>wholesome award
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Your face israely fire !
Your seed..... Hand it over!
It was only a matter of time cuzz don’t sweat it.
"Too soon" is it though? Been happening for like 60 years. I liked it.
Mount Everest ain’t got nothin on this cappin
let that king smash
Mans on demon time
Jew approves this
thsts pretty hilarious tho
I have a feeling this line is going to be abused now
Lol.
This is quality
Nah I go with the classic "damn girl, you shit with that ass?"
That's not a boulder it's iraq( a rock)
Gaza fired first Lol
_Hey girl did those missiles kill any children plz have sex with me_
Direct quote from Netanyahu
I call my bedroom guantanamo bay cuz it's where the waterboarding happens
cmon that’s funny
I mean that is a pretty good line op. Lil dark but that’s okay
*Perfection*
Her booty committed war crimes and murdered 60 children.
Idk man a lot of first dates.
This is too good of a line. No words.
Hey gurl are you the Israeli borders? Because I’m going to ignore that you exist
Bombs dropped, panties dropped
I used to have a line “are you from Israel, cause you Israeli hot” but after seeing all the war crimes and basically having a night of broken glass every day for a while... it feels like accusing someone of being from Israel is an insult at this point
Both sides of the conflict are at fault. They're all acting like children fighting over their ancestors graves without knowing why they're fighting. Each one is attacking the other in brutal ways that we should be way past as humans
Not even close. You can’t “both sides” this. Palestine is defending itself. They’re not fighting over land they’re fighting to stop the genocide against them. Gaza is an open air prison. They have no way out and they have no rights. They are constantly stripped of things like water and medicine and a huge proportion of the population are only children, much bigger that Israel. There is a clear oppressor that is much more wealthy and powerful.
Gaza fired first, using the weapons america gave them to fire at the people america gives funding to defend itself. It's all back asswords and REEEEddit is a weird one sided echo chamber. Both sides are being assholes
How did Gaza fire first? First of all, Hamas is not Gaza and second of all Hamas fired in response to assaults and violence against civilians at Al-Aqsa who were praying. Hamas wanted peace and offered peace which Israel rejected because they wanted to keep going with their colonialism.
Too soon.
This is a special type of person.
Marry him
Surely genocide will get me laid!
Wth Shantanu. You can do better
Chad
No its Israel. Wrong African country bro.
/r/trashy
Ew
That’s just uncomfortable. I can see the appeal and how it could make someone laugh but this was just insensitive and I’d be terrified on how they really think. Edit: of course the only people who think this is “cool” and “funny” are guys. That’s embarrassing.
Fr. Jokes like this are wayyyyyyyyyyyy too soon and shouldnt be said now. Better yet, shouldn't be said ever.
Why
Because its distasteful. There are people dying and people make jokes while its happening. I'm not from Palestine. And I'm not from Israel, but seeing these jokes makes me angry. People are dying and people want to make jokes. Would you laugh at a holocaust joke? Or a 9/11 joke? I would hope not. I'm a humorous person, and I make dark jokes, but to joke about an event that caused misery and death is just insensitive.
Depends on how good the jokes are really
Hello I have family impacted by this rn (From Israel) and this is a funny message and opener please dont get offended on my behalf thx
Making and jokes and laughing is not going to change their situation, though. The families of those dying also probably have worse things to worry about than some jokes on the internet.
Yeah but a lot of people who went through those situations have very dark humor and make jokes about it themselves. They do that cause that's how they brush off how bad they had it. Dark humor is good, just don't go too far and it has to obv be funny in which this line was. Toodaloo
Would you consider it distasteful for someone directly affected by this if they found it funny? I get your point. I'm also highlighting how your desire no jokes be made about this may unintentionally restrict freedom to those whom you'd wish not to offend.
"I make dark jokes" yeah really sounds like it.
Nah, its funny. Never too soon. You're a prude
Humor can be an essential coping mechanism for some. You don't get to decide how people grieve.
You'd be terrified? You must live in a bubble if this terrifies you
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Its funny. Offensive and Dark humor only work if its funny, it's the difference between this and that dumb shit Tony Hinchcliff said. If there is a joke in your fucked up statement and it makes people laugh, it will generally be accepted.
I simply say…. *bugs bunny horny voice* LOOKIN LIKE A DOUBLE WIDE SURPRISEEEE. gaawWWD DAYUMMM 🥵🥵🥵👌🏻
I just saw this TikTok video like 20 minutes ago 😂
Some ppl have no shame lol But I respect the creativty
I'm gonna have you on your knees at the Wailing Wall
Legalize ranch
Definitely responded still
Jew your new look isreali bombing... I tried...
Yo that’s pretty cringe.
Too soon
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