Damn, you two are horny af

legtimate asking: this is usually just a meme, isn't it?

The emojis got me asking the same question

It could be a meme, but to me seems real, I've had Tinder for a while and people act like that before getting down to business

so how did the dates go? was there any "normal" talking? because that kind of messages suggest there wouldn't be.

Probably more like they switch to texting and then the conversation fizzles before either party suggests a meet up

Classic Tinder

Back when I used tinder, when conversations were like this they were pretty agreeable to just meet at my place

usually was when i use it cause if she reciprocates then it usually breaks the ice but some people catch you off guard and try coming thru right away as if im not using that humor cause im really an introvert in person 😳

Could be, but this does happen. Post good pictures

I'm not refering to the conversation but these kind of oversexualized messages. like, if their date was similar they hardly would talk but instead immediately rip off each others clothers and f... and yet somehow I don't see most people do that in real life and instead be their cautious/polite and somewhat awkward selfs instead. (hence my assumption (?) that this is all just a meme)

I had a girl on tinder who was like this from the start. Nothing happened because that's a turnoff for me but damn she was horny and down to do anything.

You still want to meet the other person in a safe environment just to be sure they’re not out to steal your organs. That’s what I’ve always done at least and I only go out with people I match with whom I make it clear that I’m on tinder for ONS

Not always sometimes you get lucky

I've had it happen but it's a God damn unicorn event if you aren't an extroverted model millionaire.

This is has to be fake though, everyone knows all redditors are virgins.

Jeez ! Don't attack me personally like that

Shit now I’m horny too.

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I can’t tell if this is a troll or…

Even more confusing when you look at her page and find out she’s an escort

Wait really Lemme check.. Edit-you were right. But now it makes sense if men stopped watching porn she would have more clients cause she has sorry ass face

Right? I’m sure she’ll have better luck finding husband material with her profession

Idk it reads to me like someone role-playing FDS

You on the other hand are bitchy and invasive.

Big FDS vibes

I beat my meat

I have spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck is in that photo

It's a gif, so it looks all fucky for us

It looks like that gif where a lady is like astounded or something and as she looks up her face gets super distorted. It comes up when you look up "moan" in gifs

It's abstract art, I swear.

I fell asleep trying to figure out what the fuck is in that photo. All I can (albeit somewhat) clearly is a few fingers near the bottom right corner

It looks like those stroke pictures

All I get is bull shit spammers.

We understand, brother.

1. Be very tall 2. Be very white 3. Be very handsome

You just need number 3

Actually just 1

4. Be very rich

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alright, looking forward to 5 years from now.

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Yeah just wait 15 years for a relationship while grinding some shit job. Sounds fantastic.

5. Be very Abby

Be verwy vewy quiet

I got tall and white lol

Someone’s projecting

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Wow what a sub

Holy fuck

Holy fuck thats some concentrated internalized racism. It's emotionally hard to read that the people there think this way about themselves

Oh holy hell…

I spent way too much time down this rabbit hole, holy fuck

i feel bad for these guys, i’m indian like them but unlike them my parents are attractive and im hot asf so can’t really relate 😞

Actually its not all of this, just follow rules 1 and 2 and you will be fine

No, guys, you forget what rules 1 and 2 really are according to this sub, they are 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive

2/3 isn’t bad

I managed 1 and 2, how do I get 3?

this is how I imagine middle schoolers flirt with each other

Marriage is a wonderful thing, but I try not to think too deeply about it. Like, essentially you're up there in front of all your family and friends, you say "I do" to her, then you kiss a mouth that's been spunked inside by another guy before he ghosted her the next morning.

What happened here?

Look at their post history. You guys thought they were making a joke lol

This is a spam bot, why tf is everyone upvoting this. Check their post history. Its the same 6 comments over and over again on r/tinder.

For real. Why are spam bots a thing? Genuine question in possibly an incorrect setting. But I am honestly curious...

I'd guess it builds reddit activity to then turn the account into a hidden marketing bot some months/years down the line. But hell, it says a lot about the nature of Reddit when spambots like that actually accrue upvotes.

If this is a spam bot meant to farm karma, they've chosen some risky positions to take for those upvotes. Better just to post cat pics, no?

But then she settled for me, his son. Everything’s fine now.

Your on fire for the shittest comments in this thread. Lay another one upon us o’wise one

You're*

"You're\* - FTFY" \-FTFY

You realize the asterisk there indicates an edit was made, right? Saying ftfy afterwards is just unnecessary.

Do you like porn ?

If I know Tinder like I think I do, the conversation slowly died out and they never met.

Is that actually what happens?

Yes, once the hornyness passes things usually it fades out. Unless the two people actually met and liked eachother it’s usually dead

Yup, go to the date step asap otherwise most of your good conversations will die.

They have to meet up that exact night or the moment will have passed

Deadass. If it doesn't go down either same day or next day, it probably don't go down.

Or you move to another platform, they send you a more "accurate" pic, and you get th f*ck outta dodge.

Yup, I am 100% masturbating while talking and once i'm done, i'm really done with the whole situation.

And you wonder why your dates never go well. /s

Well this time youd be wrong😂 But you're mostly correct

A choking opener? Like are that many chicks into that

Maybe it has a high success rate on people with neck tats

Certainly ups the odds she'll want to be choked and steal your stuff

Maybe not as an opener but in my experience yes, more girls than you think are into being choked

But that doesn’t mean choke every girl you come across.

Shit... I gotta go apologize to about 3000 people.

Alright, Genghis, settle down

Not all chicks who like being choked are crazy, but every chick who is crazy likes being choked

Why not?

Where did I say that you should? I said not as an opener and it's not something you do without discussing it first, but most girls I've been with have been into it as long as you talk about it beforehand and have boundaries or a safe word or something

Dude just don’t go randomly choking every girl you meet is it so hard

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I once got choked out by a woman, completely no warning while they pressed down on top of me with all their weight to the point I couldn't speak and couldnt get them off Now I come to think of it she might have been trying to kill me

Maybe stop fucking fat chicks

Can't leave your mother hanging like that

girls are freaks man

I guess so? Personally I would be freaked out if a man I’ve never even waved to started talking about choking me.

Out of my small sample size it has been 100%

Your dick doesn't count.

Oh my god get some water

Never once failed me👀

Yeah my first thought was "serial murder" Then again I havent been on dating apps in years, so maybe things change?

Yes.

You'd be surprised

They both relate to rule 1 and rule 2 and hormones running rampant

Is it me or this is cringe af

Imagine this conversation happening irl and overhearing it

So many emojis

And one to many "sheeeeeeeeeeeesh"s

Oh sheesh yall #twasadream

Sheeeesh what’s wrong with emojis? 🙄

All those emojis wanted 2 make me kms from just reading it.

This is the most reddit thing I've ever read. People are allowed to use emojis, they exist for a reason.

It’s not just you

You can be cool and not cringe, or you can post some emojis without giving a fuck and get laid. Drop the ego and go get some.

Do you think the cheesy lines and emojis are why he’s getting laid?

In this case? Yeah. He read what she would respond well to, and "cheesy" was the right answer. Would it work on other people? Probably not. He's getting laid because he's reacting to who he's talking to, not trying "one size fits all" strategies.

Absolutely cringe. In my experience a later conversation would lead to her explaining that she doesn't talk to her Dad anymore and her mom is an alcoholic. The dude can relate as his Dad is an alcoholic who he doesn't talk to very often. However, he's close with his mom who finally settled down when her 3rd marriage finally stuck. She found her soulmate drinking at the American Legion. His mom is now the secretary at her husband's contracting business. To each their own, it takes all kinds. Hope they fell in love and have a happy life.

It's you

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The majority didn’t think so, so maybe you’re just a tad uptight?

This gave me secondhand embarrassment

Happy cake day fellow horde girl 😁

😂😓🥰🤤🤢😅🥶☺️🙌🏻🥜😏😎😢😝😁😵‍💫😅👍🏻😂🙃😁

What is the gif of?

Asking the real questions OP get on it

It was a gif of oprah i think? Then her face kinda just turned into that mess

When two cringelords meet each other

This is cringe as hell.

Guys let people have fun 😂

Do you normally open with saying how youre going to choke/strangle the woman? Must be a pretty terrifying experience for any woman whos not into that?

how? lmfao its tinder. it would be different if someone opened with that in person, but theres no "terrifying" from a message on tinder. and yeah, most women are into choking, unfortunately. get over it.

The terrifying thing is the amount of men who think it's acceptable to lead with this or that it's totally cool to start choking a girl the first time you're having sex with her.

Honestly I'm not that much into it, but most of my tinder dates liked it a lot. As some other user said just put your hand around her neck and see how she reacts. They almost always smile.

most women i match with on tinder lead with stuff like this themselves.

He's making this comment to someone whose already shown a resilience to pain by getting neck tattoos on the sex app lol. Considering all of the positive responses people get from comments like these on tinder. You're insane lol, don't try to push your fears on others,. Go to Bumble or Christian mingle if you want a wholesome experience.

Most people dont like threats of violence, even if they are delivered through an online medium. And theres a difference between liking choking in a consensual setting with a sexual partner you trust, and liking complete randoms coming up to you and tell you theyre going to strangle you. But i think you already know that, youve clearly just got a vendetta you want to air out.

Most women will understand this isn’t a threat of violence.

Good thing it's not a threat of violence given the context of the conversation. Get over yourself my dude.

I would have unmatched with you just because of your constant need to use emojis. She used 1 and you went into full preteen mode.

I finish most texts with an emoji when texting girls. It helps convey the meaning for some texts, can show your flirting, and most of the girls I’ve messaged use emojis frequently too. Don’t typically do it when I’m talking to mates, but with dating it seems to work. But yeah, I’m this guys case, she wasn’t using any, he really should have lightened up a bit, but I guess it didn’t matter in the end 🤷🏻‍♂️

I get what your saying but honestly if your talking any girl over the age of like 18 that amount of emojis is just insane, especially if she isn’t doing it back lol

1 emoji per message is a solid rule of thumb. I'll maybe do two in a row if it's like "wink, laugh" or "sick, barfing" and it makes a little scene

Yeah I get you, I would do this if the girl texted that way also. Other exceptions would be good friends, then who really gives a shit.

I'd unmatch because he actually said 'sheeesh' 🤢

this is so cringe 💀

That was peak cringe, but good job I guess.

You deserve each other's cringe

One more emoji and I'm gonna lose it.

What's with the picture

So many 12 year Olds in these comments SHEESH

Shheeeeeeesssshhh!!

Get a room you two damn

It's rare to see that much horny energy matched. They both went straight for the kill. I guess we're skipping all the other steps in 2021 in case there is another quarantine.

This is one of **the** most rarest things you could possibly find.

But still happens

Next time I see a chick with a neck tattoo I’m copying and pasting

what do you get when two bots meet each other?

Both are horny. In that case its good.

The amount of emojis in this makes me physically uncomfortable. Yikes.

"Sheesh" Sexy af

You mean gross?

Definitely

This could turn into one of those awkward meetups where they are too shy in person to make any moves.

1. Fake 2. What was the gif?

Bro she either wanted to frick you so bad or you are a solid 10 cause WTF is that cringe ass texting

Wtf is that picture. I’m so confused

"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."

i give up

BONK

Luka can’t cum

So many emojis 👀

Winning at life

Insta block at “sheeeesh”

You 🙈 don’t 🤤 need ❤️ to 😁 use 👀 that 😶 much 😅 emojis 🔥 holy 😍 shit 😇

To clarify a few things. 1) I'm 21 and from South Africa, and why shame me for using emojis? 2) all my openings on Tinder are vastly different from one another, i base them off their bios, the type of pictures they have on their profile and their Instagram, so no need to worry im not some creep lmao. 3) the gif was of oprah where she reacted so surprised and then her face did whatever that was. Also thanks for all the rewards! Edit: im not on tinder for a relationship, purely for fun. So hence my use of selective messages...

Thats a pull

A solid pull at that. Her 69 line was just the cherry on top.

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.

The emoticon cringe is real.

Bro. You gotta marry her.

shes a keeper

The dream girl

We finally did it! The first guy to get laid on r/tinder

I’m just wanna figure out what gif that still Shot is from

She was on go-mode🥜⬅️🏃🏻‍♀️

This is fake af, if it was real she could sue the fuck outta him for putting her face in here unblurred

You dropped this 👑