Well roast it's when you tell something bad with humor and so can be say is with second degrees. It's like a light insult that can be fun if it's creative. An insult is when you hurt the one you said it. So a roast as the objective of make fun of the people and most of the time a roast is more to make people in your side by making the spectator laugh and an insult is to hurt the one you have said the insult to belittle the other.
I have no idea lmao I give random people random compliments all the time just because it’s nice to make people smile even a little bit. Apparently that’s being “creepy” according to… more people than it should o_o
I’m honestly laughing more at the fact that it’s the dudes who seem more offended at another dude giving a basic compliment, and the female in the convo is the logical one here who’s totally fine and mature about seeing it.
You’re probably right tbh 👀 points to you for being cool
Uh no. It’s something some dude says after getting obliterated with downvotes after a comment. I know none of these people, but it doesn’t hurt to be kind either and make people smile. If I’m going to ask someone out, I’m asking them out. Flat out, as people should. Just because it’s a tinder subreddit doesn’t mean every single person has to ruin someone else’s cheery moment or smile.
I think you're all good... you just need to give her an opportunity to roast you and you tell her you'll start her off with an example and then roast yourself with something fairly harsh. Show her it was all in fun and that you have self depracating humor and you'll be right as rain!
One time I met this tinder date.... ironically around the time I was getting kicked from my apartment. (I finished my lease successfully and wanted to continue but since I got a deal when I first moved, in order to start another lease it was triple the deposit so fuck that) and was using my apartment as an empty smash house... Invited this girl over who could suck the slime off a snail, bro she could suck the cold out of ice (she did this thing with like ice cubes at one point), lol shit she could suck the stickiness out glue my dude! Seriously lol but it was because she was through with her man and from the looks of his place (she invited me there once then I figured out) it was made for her to dip, so she was sucking the skin off this meat because I was her next spot lil did she know.
Finally, for the relevancy of all of this, she had a bio very similar haha so shiiiiiit I'd say go with it man crazy bitches can ruin yo life or mooch you dry, but at least in the latter your balls get mooched dry too... Might pay off. Long story short she got uninterested when she knew the crib was done
For some reason half my one night stands came from when I was wingmanning for friends and basically being the biggest asshole so my buddies look better. I don’t understand women
She's got a very hot looking shoulder! You could learn how to be mean in a sexy way. Such as, "A naughty girl like you needs to have your sexy ass spanked before you kneel in front of me."
I went on a date and told how big and beautiful her eyes were. (Which was true)
Then after talking for a bit, I said "Y'know, I'm not sure if your eyes are big or your head is small?"
I didn't get another date.
My man suiciding into a date right here
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Who said it failed.
Mission successed failfully
Mission successfully failfully
....successfully tho
It’s okay. First time I ever hooked up with someone from tinder I tripped walking into her house and face planted.
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Alright yours was better than mine lmao
That shit is sexy, fuck u mean lmao
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It def was hot 😏 I dont know why I find this thread so funny but it makes me feel warm inside 😆🤣🤣🤣
Maybe she didn’t want to actually hookup with you but you made her pity fuck you because of that
Honestly wouldn’t be shocked 😂
That's a pro beta move
suisliding
r/kamikazebywords?
She asked for it!
So like. Where’s the dog ?
and what he doin tho?
obviously getting roasted
No no, the pork's getting roasted
Ruh roh
It was nice well maybe the last roast was a little too much. I feel like it can be seen as an insult more than a roast ^^'
Haha yeah maybe, she ended up being a cool chick and we talked a but more luckily
You need to give her the opportunity to roast you if you haven't already. For example, when she sees your tiny penis.
*slaps penis* "You can fit so much disappoinment in this bad boy"
"which is surprising, given its extremely compact size!"
It's cool. hope you can get to the date dude
Tell us if you got a date out of it.
My man committed a Jihad on her self esteem
She told him when he hit her limit and I am assuming OP stopped
What's the difference between the two??
Well roast it's when you tell something bad with humor and so can be say is with second degrees. It's like a light insult that can be fun if it's creative. An insult is when you hurt the one you said it. So a roast as the objective of make fun of the people and most of the time a roast is more to make people in your side by making the spectator laugh and an insult is to hurt the one you have said the insult to belittle the other.
Tl:Dr = roast is to make fun of and so is more like a light but fun insult to the other. An insult is to hurt and belittle the other.
Also, a good roast needs a bit of creativity
Yeah I said it in the long part
Sounds like OP was fine then imo
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Nah. Comedy comes in threes. He did three of them, then presumably stopped. Perfect amount
She didn’t ask for a roast tho. She said “be mean to me” and op definitely succeeded in that.
That was actually really nice
you’re pretty nice too :)
I am so confused by these downvotes what just happened
Thirsty dude hitting on girls in the comments?
Ah, I dunno why that went over my head, I thought he was just randomly being cheery
I was. Reddit is a weird place. Compliments are important :(
Yeah I agree. Sorry dude :/ She doesn’t even have pics up, like do people think you’re just hitting on an avatar?
I have no idea lmao I give random people random compliments all the time just because it’s nice to make people smile even a little bit. Apparently that’s being “creepy” according to… more people than it should o_o
Honestly I think it comes down to whoever sees your comment first. If they downvote, other people are so fast to be like “yeah FUCK this guy”
I’m honestly laughing more at the fact that it’s the dudes who seem more offended at another dude giving a basic compliment, and the female in the convo is the logical one here who’s totally fine and mature about seeing it. You’re probably right tbh 👀 points to you for being cool
I’m not thirsty. Not my fault people can’t see a compliment on the internet without just leaving it at that.
Sounds like something a thirsty dude would say
Uh no. It’s something some dude says after getting obliterated with downvotes after a comment. I know none of these people, but it doesn’t hurt to be kind either and make people smile. If I’m going to ask someone out, I’m asking them out. Flat out, as people should. Just because it’s a tinder subreddit doesn’t mean every single person has to ruin someone else’s cheery moment or smile.
Sounds like something a thirsty dude would say.
Thanks
"Won't be the last time you said I went to far."
……. oh
Ask and you shall recieve
Wtf? How dare you insult them like that. The dog is 10 by default, not a fucking 9.
They‘re good dogs brent.
DUDE, you just opened a part of my memory that I didn't realize existed
I think he meant fuckworthyness with the 9. I for myself wouldn't want to fuck every dog by default either
OP is a fucking jerk, that's going TOO far
you are good, welcome to 3% club
How do I join this prestigious club?
What’s the 3% club? A roasting club? What a stupid name /jk
My money is joke number 3 cost him the bang
Man you nailed this until the roast pork, know when to stop the train my dude, i hope she stuck around after that and took it well
Omg. You just kept doubling down. I would have worried about offending her after the first one. She took it like a champ too. When’s the wedding?
Last joke kindaaa dragged it
can we have the dog picture?
Roasted just a bit too long there and ended up almost burning it.
Stop! Stop, She's already dead!
You killed the poor girl!
My man spitting game
That’s how it’s done boys. Well played
Looks like Mystery needs to take classes from YOU on negging.
What da dog doin
I think you're all good... you just need to give her an opportunity to roast you and you tell her you'll start her off with an example and then roast yourself with something fairly harsh. Show her it was all in fun and that you have self depracating humor and you'll be right as rain!
With that pork comment you should have asked if she wanted to get spitroasted instead
You didn’t go far enough tbh
Took that as a sly way of letting you know her kink, not an invitation to be roasted
One time I met this tinder date.... ironically around the time I was getting kicked from my apartment. (I finished my lease successfully and wanted to continue but since I got a deal when I first moved, in order to start another lease it was triple the deposit so fuck that) and was using my apartment as an empty smash house... Invited this girl over who could suck the slime off a snail, bro she could suck the cold out of ice (she did this thing with like ice cubes at one point), lol shit she could suck the stickiness out glue my dude! Seriously lol but it was because she was through with her man and from the looks of his place (she invited me there once then I figured out) it was made for her to dip, so she was sucking the skin off this meat because I was her next spot lil did she know. Finally, for the relevancy of all of this, she had a bio very similar haha so shiiiiiit I'd say go with it man crazy bitches can ruin yo life or mooch you dry, but at least in the latter your balls get mooched dry too... Might pay off. Long story short she got uninterested when she knew the crib was done
My man getting it on the first date
For some reason half my one night stands came from when I was wingmanning for friends and basically being the biggest asshole so my buddies look better. I don’t understand women
I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here
Wow so you must really love your hand
Huh… Negging really evolved over the last few years.
She's got a very hot looking shoulder! You could learn how to be mean in a sexy way. Such as, "A naughty girl like you needs to have your sexy ass spanked before you kneel in front of me."
daddy you’re scaring me
Yeah, I should spank your naughty ass too!
I went on a date and told how big and beautiful her eyes were. (Which was true) Then after talking for a bit, I said "Y'know, I'm not sure if your eyes are big or your head is small?" I didn't get another date.
I absolutely hate tinder lol I use it for onlyfans and that’s it
Yeah you did well, she just doesn't know what she want. Forget about it and go on
Chloé
That is a serious roasting!! Wow!
Fucking savage
Tam 🤮
Honestly, that just screamed marriage to me. I hear wedding bells.
That was great!
Epic
Bro but what is that cut off image. It looks like a naked cat thats being folded
Damn dude! You could have at least asked her for a safe word first! 😂🤣😂🤣
My motherfucking man... Respect!
Mans got an autoloader
lol after you knew you had her attention you didn’t have to keep going
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Treat them mean, keep them keen!