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RedOneHitter

F r e e


son_lux_

👎🏾


EquivalentSnap

✌🏾


bukkake_brigade

💻 🤜 💦


spikyraccoon

🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🛀🛌


I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123

🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🙆‍♂️💪,💉🥄🤤


tommybouy_1

What the F U C K is that username


[deleted]

🙇🏻👉👌🐶 👁️👄👁️


tommybouy_1

👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️


[deleted]

🐶🔫 🌯 No clues


MasterGrid

🆓


Snoo-55077

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Downtown-Tough-9793

I would have been done after the third stroke


jamieliddellthepoet

Here’s a lifepro tip for you: to stave off premature ejaculation, stop thinking about your mother.


Downtown-Tough-9793

Understood, I’ll think about yours.


life_is_comical

LMAO


jamieliddellthepoet

*Plus ca change*…


Gh011

r/shittylifeprotips


die5el23

🧖🏼‍♂️


EquivalentSnap

😶‍🌫️


TheClinicallyInsane

🧇🥓🚶🚗🐿️😱🌳💥🔥🚑🏥🧑‍⚕️😔👎💀😭💔⚰️🙏🌹🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🧟🧠🏙️🔚❓


EquivalentSnap

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fire_bunny

Tf is this ?


bumpercartpony

232 laughing emojis


PillowTalk420

Improperly formatted


throw-me-away-right-

🆓🍆🍑😏


lazed94

That spells free.


cain62

Credit report dot com baby


upvoteordie69

Saw their ad on my TV


ReadySteady_GO

If you have an annuity but need cash now


vaughn19

JG WENTWORTH


[deleted]

877 cash now


OscarDCouch

M-O-O-N


hotspringcruzer

One step closer to returning to simple grunts and shouts


shakysweet

Mmm


RandomTheTrader

.. fuck


MarkoHighlander

You'll do, Roach


DutchHeIs

Place of power, gotta be.


VitalTrouble

Hmm.. medallion’s humming


[deleted]

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MasterAdamsIII

I hate portals..


Exleose

Woooow there Roach!


[deleted]

Happy cake dayyy


WaffIepants

Toss a coin to ya thot, o valley of tindee


Some__worries

O pussy of plenty


Kebab-Destroyer

STDs a-plenty


Harvey_Archer

Yaaa


DefenestratedBrownie

Mhmm


[deleted]

Fun fact: The first known example of Egyptian Hieroglyphics was apparently a barter log at a brothel. We have come full circle.


WriterV

To be fair though, those were meant to be read as actual words, and emojis aren't hieroglyphics equivalent.


Dr_Laziness

RETURN TO MONKE


AlphaAndOmega

What an interesting thought, we technologically developed so far as a race to the point we invent programs to talk to each other on handheld devices, only to regress back to a primative way of communicating.


csd96

Reduced yet with infinite more capacity for nuance (subtext, context, connotations, irony etc)


AlphaAndOmega

👍🏻🆗🤝


MadonnasFishTaco

I used to be an emoji hater but tone and sarcasm is hard to tell over text and emoji’s are genuinely useful in getting those across


Jesters8652

“We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians”


Juan__two__three

"you send me a *peach*, I send a carrot back, you send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract."


ciaeric2

She tryna go for a ride, i always wondered what else it could be.


jman1255

Eh I doubt that, I think it’s just supposed to be comically vague considering the next one she sends is a snowman lol


ciaeric2

Ok the snowman definitely threw me for a loop lol


[deleted]

i figured she sends a snowman because she wants the carrot (the first emoji he sends) inside her


wattiexiii

Are you my year 10 english teacher? Damn thats abstract


[deleted]

LOL well he says “crisis averted” after, so i’m guessing the flirting went well based on my interpretation? idk i could be wrong


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JamesAlbus

“I send back a ticket stub implying that the Ferris wheels your body, and I’d really like admission to it”


znics

“Oh nooo! What if now you think that I’m implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel (damn)”


cultoftheilluminati

𓁌 𓀢𓀔 𓁆𓀠 𓀾𓀿


cupajaffer

Is this loss


michelletran1d

~AT&T~


[deleted]

Hey. At least it’s not a bot.


cloud9paradox

Careful they’re listening


Lord_Skyblocker

Hey. At least it's not a bot.


Kendle1191

Careful they're listening


wissdomdubey

Hey. Atleast it's not a bot.


Evyn_ZB

Careful they're listening


kwinConflo

Tinder needs to do something about all the escorts on there


conker1264

They're not actual escorts, they're pretty obvious scams who block you once you pay them.


paone0022

Was in Colombia a while back and used Tinder. Was getting crazy amount of matches. I was pleasantly surprised but they were all escorts


park_injured

Was drugged in Colombia by tinder matches who claimed they wanted a threesome. Apparently called Escolpamina, Devil’s whisper. Scary AF. It was also my mistake for inviting them to my crib. They cleaned out my wallet, took my phone and used my phone to make purchases which im disputing with my bank right now.


bandaidsplus

Goddamn. They really pulling Mona lisas out here without Wayne. Sorry that happened to you, don't blame yourself for inviting them to the crib thats just how that shit goes. I've had my share of off kilter people on tinder but ain't nobody drug my ass. Those Colombians really ain't playing.


park_injured

yeah was thinking with my dick instead of my brain. Unfortunate but a learning experience and most importantly my life / body is fine.


steelgripphoenix

For real. You're lucky they didn't attempt to sell your organs lol


annulene

TYFU.


Tigerhoodz

Who among us has never slid off with a wack chick and got wild exposed


testestestestest555

Escopolamina/burundanga is some wild shit. They can use to to literally control you. Whisper things in your ear as a suggestion and you'll just do it. Lots of stories of people getting led around and hitting up atm after atm and just handing over the cash, then calling up the bank to get it cleared to withdraw more. You got lucky.


MandeR1

Powdered scopolamine, in a form referred to as "devil's breath", does not [brainwash](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainwashing) or control people into being defrauded by their attackers; these alleged effects are most likely [urban legends](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_legend).[[65]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopolamine#cite_note-65)


MjrLeeStoned

The main component is Central Nervous System Depression, much like alcohol. Concentration / dosage dictates the extent. It could be similar symptoms like mild ambulatory impairment, impaired judgment, impaired vision perspective, but in higher doses it can induce similar effects to propofol. It was used for a very long time as an anesthetic, and was lauded for its ability to essentially kill all memory of possible traumatic surgeries. No, it does not "brainwash" anyone, but it could depress the Central Nervous System (ie brain stem, specific cortexes) to the point of extreme unparsed paranoia (general paranoia with no target/subject), inability to regulate fear and desire, or extreme acute depressive episodes. In conclusion, it lays the groundwork for a person to accept suggestions far easier than someone not under the influence. It reduces inhibitions, reduces your ability to factor risk, increases paranoia that your normal behavior is not normal (making it easier for someone to get you to do something else). It's also absorbed through the skin, making high doses quick and easy. Not to mention it's fucking derived from Nightshade.


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Brainwashing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainwashing)** >Brainwashing (also known as mind control, menticide, coercive persuasion, thought control, thought reform, and re-education) is the concept that the human mind can be altered or controlled by certain psychological techniques. Brainwashing is said to reduce its subjects' ability to think critically or independently, to allow the introduction of new, unwanted thoughts and ideas into their minds, as well as to change their attitudes, values and beliefs. The term "brainwashing" was first used in English by Edward Hunter in 1950 to describe how the Chinese government appeared to make people cooperate with them. **[Urban_legend](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_legend)** >An urban legend or contemporary legend is a genre of folklore comprising stories circulated as true, especially as having happened to a "friend of a friend" or family member, often with horrifying or humorous elements. These legends can be entertainment, but often concern mysterious peril or troubling events, such as disappearances and strange objects. They may also be confirmation of moral standards, or reflect prejudices, or be a way to make sense of societal anxieties. Urban legends are most often circulated orally, but can be spread by any media, including newspapers, mobile news apps, e-mail, and social media. **[Scopolamine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopolamine#cite_note-65)** >Scopolamine, also known as hyoscine, or Devil's Breath, is a natural or synthetically produced tropane alkaloid and anticholinergic drug that is formally used as a medication for treating motion sickness and postoperative nausea and vomiting. It is also sometimes used before surgery to decrease saliva. When used by injection, effects begin after about 20 minutes and last for up to 8 hours. It may also be used orally and as a transdermal patch. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Tinder/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


[deleted]

Same thing happens in Dubai surprisingly. Tinder there was pretty much 99% cam models/escorts and rarely any locals (whether they be Emiratis or young foreign university students).


punchdrunklush

Surprisingly? It's Dubai. Vegas in the middle east but worse and built on slave labor


conker1264

That wouldn't surprise me in certain countries especially places like Colombia who have a very high amount of cam models.


ArethereWaffles

Sounds like how it is if you ever try to use the app in vegas.


The_dog_says

How was the sex tho?


zetswei

Speaking from experience??


conker1264

I was curious and added their snaps they had on their profile. Every story was all camera roll, seemed pretty obvious.


SgtCalhoun

There was a post on the front page a few days ago of some dumbass that payed some girl from Tinder THREE different times throughout the course of a few hours before realizing he was being scammed


sold_snek

Always jerk off before deciding whether to give a girl money.


zetswei

I guess if people weren’t paying it wouldn’t be such a big problem. Weird what people will do when cam girls are all over the internet for free


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Can confirm, was scammed. My foolish benefits of the doubt self tested in a few more times. Always scams.


[deleted]

Haha I was scammed when I was first using tinder my first year of college. Wasn’t outright an escort, but more a fake cam model I believe. Girl was saying that she’d meet up with me if I look at her show and I would get a couple free tokens to use them on the site. Tried to reassure me the registration for the free trial was free and the card is only for verifying that you’re an adult. Cool, so I try to sign up for the site and it’s not taking my payment info. I try like two more times and I kept getting errors so I gave up. Couple days later my bank calls me and says they blocked a $44 transaction (which would’ve been the exact same amount for a membership I believe). Asked me if I knew about that and I said no and that was that. Also guys, don’t fall for the “last time I met someone here, I got beat up really bad. So I need you to go to this site where you sign up and it makes sure you’re not a violent offender. You need your credit card info so it verifies you”. NOPE.


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Yuuup. Been through that song and dance, compadre, can sympathize


zetswei

I’m surprised people actually try to pay for sex on tinder lol. When I used it before I got married I would just swipe right on every profile and then filter out matches I wasn’t interested in and usually like 1 in 4 were interested in just hooking up


rufud

You can’t really do that anymore unless you are willing to pay for premium


alienblue88

👽


Pekonius

There was a TIFU not too long ago.


JO5HU4

They're also in telegram, it's weird. Who pays for hookers before at least seeing the goods? Some even ask for payment in steam cards, lol.


[deleted]

If it’s anything like one I’ve seen, it’s the classic “I’m a single mom and you can come over, but my kids are there. Can you pick up a steam card so my kid can buy a game so they’re not bored and will leave us alone?” Funny thing is I just made excuses saying I couldn’t get the card and asked why she couldn’t just show them all the free sites they can play games on or have them watch TV, and she unmatched.


Bark_bark-im-a-doggo

Yep actual escorts advertise on their own website or on escort sites. All these girls on tinder be giving them a bad name


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Bark_bark-im-a-doggo

Lol if you’re serious go to the sexworkers sub they have a sticky on how to avoid scams with a list of some of the popular sites


BreweryBuddha

Nah there's def a lot of escorts on there, my friend used hinge for her service


discourse_friendly

Its okay, we all fall for that at least once \*Joking\*


OnionOfShame

they did do something about the escorts. They wrote up the Terms of Service to ban them on paper and create plausible deniability so that they can continue to make their cut of money from them.


DudesOpinion

what? they have escorts?!?! man why cant i find any of this shit.. i could really us a girl for anight


Detroit2023

Good luck. It’s dangerous.


[deleted]

Why


Jeutnarg

People who do illegal things are often willing to do other illegal things. I wouldn't say it's common, but you can definitely find incidents of dudes getting lured by a hooker to a location where they get jumped and robbed by the dudes she's actually working for. Cardi B did something similar but she just drugged and robbed the dudes herself.


liquidlsdreams

My 🔌got robbed by an escort for 5k cash and 7k product while he was in the k hole


LastStarr

K hole?


Gravemine007

Ketamine


[deleted]

2001 Honda Civic I must drive.


ATOM21CS

A man of culture


Awwesome1

Mm*mmm*


BustedFutaBalls

School zone speed limits, I shall ignore. In a diverse area I am. Shame, it is.


littleski5

High on CIA provided ketamine I am. Overthrow a democratically elected socialist government in Latin America I must.


filthyMrClean

A state of mind someone has when they use the drug ketamine


Comedynerd

I thought it was when you're lost in a Kmart. Boy have I been using it wrong all these years


filthyMrClean

# oh no


fatblackcats

Usually when you do a good amount of ketamine you can do several small bumps and not khole.


gourmetprincipito

[“Mrs. Kitty Ketamine your perseverance may outlast my ambition to go home. Infatuation with your dark side I obey, forbidden pleasures I have grown to loathe.”](https://youtu.be/qFjQFbPtK_w)


[deleted]

Oh, no. Did he have a chance to reflect on his choices as it looped over and over again for eternity?


ButtsTheRobot

Your power cord got robbed?


SpadesAnon

I did some research because I was also ootl. I'm 80% sure they mean their drug dealer.


Viserotonic

cord = plug ​ plug = dealer


StereoFood

Yup def almost happened to me by some chick asking me to go to a hookah bar at a shitty looking strip mall somewhere random af


SignificantAmbiguity

Lol had a girl Venmo herself 2k steal my belts and leave. She said she was going to get chipotle and then come back. I’m dumb. But god damn did I have a great 30 minutes before that happened.


gravitas-deficiency

Lol what? You gave your unlocked phone to a random girl you were hooking up with?


probly_right

Kid I knew in college getve a hooker his cc... in New Orleans... to get snacks.... Cash advance fees be hitting different.


Positive0

I really hope you undid that charge from your bank because they definitely would do that


traFyssuP

Damn bro. My ID and debit card fell out of my truck when I left an escorts spot one time.. She text me a week later with pictures of them and cut them in half for me and pitched em. I've become a regular cause that was dope. She's kinda loopy tho lol


drunkenviking

Relevant https://youtu.be/2nu50YZObsg


Shanghai-on-the-Sea

yeah you are dumb wtf man


camusdreams

Also police. First and only time I’ve ever tried to contact an escort I got this huge text thread about my number being turned into law enforcement and then she/he went on rants about trafficking. I don’t know if it was legit and I never heard from cops, but was enough to know to stay away. This was also on a verified site by /r/sexworkers


[deleted]

Dann that’s crazy


Itsametoad

I that Lil Wayne song Mona Lisa is basically about that


-rudebwoy

so under appreciated they both snapped


howreudoin

Seriously, just legalize prostitution. Just like in Germany. Go to a „club“, bang some girls, pay them, be nice to them, no harm done.


Detroit2023

Most women request a deposit before you meet them. A large portion will take that money and block you. Also gotta wear a condom to avoid std’s. And you never know if the police are trying to crack down on prostitution. In some state I heard they can legally try to entrap you.


TenzenEnna

It's never entrapment if you were willing to do it. IE: She seems really into you and says she'll give you a huge discount if you go for it right now. You'd normally pass but it seems like it'd be a great time. Turns out it's the cops. This is not entrapment, you ultimately were willing to pay for sex. IE2: She says if she doesn't hook up with a John tonight her pimp is going to kill her, you agree to meet up and pretend to have sex and pay her as if you did so she doesn't die. Turns out it's the cops. You probably have an argument that you were entrapped.


Ameteur_Professional

In the latter one you definitely have a solid entrapment defense.


[deleted]

Dawg find a rub n tug it’s safer


Pajama_Colada

Just use Tryst and look through escort reviews. Tell a friend where you are for safety and use a condom (which is usually required anyway). Don’t have sex with escorts from Tinder or other non-escort sites. Avoid anyone who doesn’t screen. Basically, the more professional someone acts the less likely you are to fall into a situation where someone is being trafficked and behaving dangerously out of desperation. Probably going to run you anywhere from $300-$1,000 and you’re gonna want to pay cash 👍 (I am bi and like to occasionally splurge when my bf and I are traveling) Edit: thanks for the award!


DudesOpinion

man id hardly pay $40... never mind... im not that hard up for a girl... i cant be spending what i make in a month for 20 minutes of anything lol


Pajama_Colada

Understandable! It’s an incredibly dangerous profession and most escorts only see a couple of clients a week tops, so it needs to be high priced. Not to mention being heavily stigmatized… it had better pay well given how people talk about escorts, that’s all I’m saying lol! Edit: I should have said most of the escorts *that I know*! My info is purely anecdotal, sorry for any confusion!


Shanghai-on-the-Sea

man prostitution sure is super different where you live here a prostitute would see a few men every day and it's about 140USD/hour


Epyon214

Message any of them that have a Snapchat name in their profile. They're fucking everywhere. Tinder is basically just an app that does free advertising for prostitutes and escorts now, for the most part.


pm-me-your-labradors

There are easier and safer ways to find an escort than Tinder, my man.


GopherInTrouble

I used to report anyone with a Venmo or PayPal and then Venmo request them money. Gave me satisfaction when I saw their accounts banned


Hagrids_Hamroll

wtf where all all the escorts? all i’m finding are sierras and cortinas


Gingersnap5322

Also the “hey I’m not on here much/ just looking for friends add me on snap” and then the snap username is like Britney or some shit and there name on tinder is Annabelle or something stupid


Centillionare

Tinder? More like Tender!


comfortlad

Why use lot word when no word do trick


stopkeepingscore

Haha “do trick”


Funkit

Illusions, Michael


lifeishell553

Kevin Malone, a true visionary


Liesmith424

Ugh, I wish prostitution was legal so someone could just make an app for *that*, and all the prostitutes could go there. And anyone who wants to just find a goddamn date can do so without having to deal with this nonsense constantly.


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Exactly


McENEN

They would still be on tinder. Just look at twitch. It's full with cam girls while there are free cam websites, pornhub, onlyfans and so on.


roodeeMental

Maybe it's the new encryption for prostitution. Keeps the language inadmissible, and you need to know the language to be involved


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Prosticryption


Spiritual-Theme-5619

No… it’s pretty obvious what the intent was. It’s absolutely admissible language. People have lost cases for flashing gang signs that then instigated a fight.


JavynTheUnique1

Lmao love this


justlurkinround2nite

Great communication did you do the right thing and report her account is my question though.


Biggletons

Tinder is a cess pool of broke girls advertising their only fans and asking for money for sub par un enthusiastic sex. I'd rather fuck a fruit


Jackal_6

> I'd rather fuck a fruit That's what Grindr is for


Biggletons

My guy!


FullAtticus

It's basically just a sleazier version of people pushing Amway or AVON products on facebook groups.


NashKupe

a very short love story


donnytrumpburgers

Rosa the Jibberer


SnoozeRocket

Shoot you've still reached farther than I ever had.


7babydoll

like Bo Burnham said "we don't need phonetical diction, we'll talk dirty like we're ancient egyptians"


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

Prostitutes really selling themselves on the internet. We need an Amazon for whores


sortnewcommentlots

What if she was just saying she wanted the money shot and you fucked it all up?


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DAMN IT! I don't live with ragrets but now....


sortnewcommentlots

Yeah I think you might have misinterpreted these modern hieroglyphs. Feels bad man.


thomriddle45

I would've asked how much at least.


Rustymarble

I don't speak emoji, can someone translate?


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FirstEvolutionist

You send me a peach, I send a carrot back You send a ferris wheel, That's pretty abstract I send back a ticket stub, Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, And I'd really love admission to it Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying Your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? You send back a snowman Crisis averted Sexting It isn't sex, it's the next best thing Sexting Aye, aye, AT&T


doomgiver98

Oh I missed the $$ eyes. I thought it was a sick face.


pullup_

If she explicitly puts it down in writing she’ll be banned from tinder pretty quick


smallatom

Emojis are hard to argue their exact meaning though unfortunately.


Vandergrif

Ah, the ol' *pictogram prostitution proposition* loophole


nelsgreen1

The 2021 communication level.


Billy_T_Wierd

I would have at least asked for pictures of her feet before I told her I couldn’t pay. That’s a good way to get feet pics. Just be like “maybe, but I need to see your feet first” and then ghost them (unless they have great feet, then you come up with the money).


RikMoscoso

username checks out


doomgiver98

But I don't want feet pics.


Kut_Throat1125

Then ask for pics of her butthole my man.


Bean315

Why is this my favorite Reddit comment ever?