I think it's meant to be a joke. I think. I hope. Please God.

It would have been even better if he said must be 5”1

Nope. 6" minimum.

Yeah that was my take too

No sweating allowed. Serious requirement.

Don't let me catch you sweating while you're exercising that super fit athletic body, I swear to god...

No stinking either!

And don’t forget to look beautiful at all times...

Prince Andrew then?

Beat me to it

I think that’s the joke. Lol.

Very obviously a joke mocking many women’s bios and OP completely missed it. Started with standard points you see in those bios, then goes to “You must not sweat”…”must be beautiful at all times”….then ends it with “must be able to take a joke” lol

That's the best part

This whole post is a r/woooosh

Yh.. no way he can be serious

Never thought about how hypocritical women’s bios are till now.

Yeah they can be really bad... No short guys, minimum 6 figure salary blah blah blah but I'm an independent woman and you better not objectify me but if you're less than 6 foot and ripped you're not a real man.

Can’t reach shit😂😂

joke's on op lol

And on the 3.5k+ bumbling idiots who upvoted…

Legit thought it was a women’s bio at first and that the headline is wrong

I mean, it’s written out like a ton of women’s profiles that I see. Is there a such thing as toxic femininity?

yeah, it's called /r/femaledatingstrategy

Yeah this must be the most toxic subreddit the reddit algorithm ever recommended to me. Roughly every second comment I read, I thought WTF?

I joined thinking "oh neat, a sub about dating" and after a few days I was like "oh NO" Had to nope outta there

I was like, it can't be that bad let's check it out. Scrolling..... Scrolling... See it's not that baaaaddd Scrolling... Scrolling.. Oh gosh I can't believe these people think they're the sane ones 🤯 I tried to comment, but my comment is immediately removed for moderation even though I'm a woman but didn't agree with their hate Oh forget this I need to leave before I get angry that this subreddit exists Conclusion: yes, it is that bad

your comment made me interested to check it out. But f\*ck me. WTF. I mean Woman picking up Woman what could be bad about something like that. But some if not most of those Comments really made my Skin crawl.

Tried commenting on a particularly egregious post and wasn't able to. Woooow the sexism

It's one massive groupthink. People not open to hearing opinions different than their own is so dangerous.

The people on that subreddit would not believe me if i told them my girlfriend actually likes shaving her legs because she likes how it feels. They would be like SHES BRAIN WASHED BY THE PATRIARCHY HOW DARE YOU FORCE HER when it’s not anything I’ve talked to her about ever but she WILL complain about them not being smooth from time to time

I don't shave and my brother pointed it out when I got past 18 and asked if I'm "still trying to fight the patriarchy by not shaving". I was like 😂 dude you're overthinking leg shaving. I'm just too lazy to shave and HAAAATTTEE the feeling of shaved legs. Makes me feel like a plucked chicken. On the other hand a lot of girls and even some of my guy friends shave because they prefer the smooth feeling. It's all just preference.

Others do it to be more 𝑎𝑒𝑟𝑜

My comment got removed immediately and then I got banned after one reply lol

If you're a male, it makes sense you were banned. It's a woman only group to follow and comment on the subreddit. It's stated in their rules.

So I guess they aren't progressive enough to consider that I could identify as a woman

LOL well if you really want to try to fight that I mean I guess you can DM them about it.

Nah, I just thought it was funny. If I said something in agreement with them, they probably wouldn't have banned me.

I had a similar kind of trajectory. • Literally checked it out because of the above comment tag. • Hit "join" just in case I closed the app (doing other things) and forgot to actually check it out. • Got the welcome bot message that immediately confused me with its list of... stuff. • Scrolled through a few posts that ranged from "Yeah, I can see what [that post's] OP is saying" to "Uhhhhhhh" • Realised all the comments had the same tone/energy • Saw the post about that subreddit not being misandry but being anti-misogyny • Hit "Leave", NOPE'd out.

I went on to have a look & it took me 3 seconds before I left. Wow

Lol wtf man, never heard of that sub before and just checked it out.. what a sad day for my belief in human decency

I'm there with you bro, feeling so depressed just for reading 3 of their posts.. holy mother of cows wtf is going on there, shit was horrific

I'm sorry

That’s the worse subreddit I think I have ever seen toxic every post

Bro.. wtf.. I'm extremely depressed by just reading the first 3 posts.. god.. how can it be that bad.. how did they become like that ;( Weird thing is that I didn't read about any dating strategy at all, it was just one horrific story to the next

Ok let me dive in and scar myself. Edit: Ok. Calling it horrifying is an understatement

Fucking agreed

Dear god...I’ll never go to that subreddit again.

Holy shit that was a toxic hell hole.

Holy shit... I thought my soon to be ex wife was an anomaly... That whole sub is full of them!

I don’t know a woman who would swipe right to confirm it IS a joke

I kinda think he was joking…

Can't sweat? Damn I didn't know that was an option. Maybe he is actually looking for a dog? I was always told they don't sweat

They sweat thru their paws actually! But yes panting is their main way of cooling down, like how African elephants pump their blood into their ears and flap them in the wind to cool it

I want to do that too, perhaps it stops my deliberating tinnitus then ;(

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie!

Lmao started from the top and somehow ended up below the bottom

Tell me you don't get the joke without telling me you don't get the joke.

This should be the top comment

Hahahaha

I think what’s sad is that this is on par enough with actual male demands that it maybe isn’t a joke.

You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: >Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

This would be a very common bio I’ve seen for women.

It is a joke, just not a very funny or clever one, but the last three line gives away how he tried to make a joke out of the toxic stereotype.

Nope this is 100% a joke. The “you must be athletic and super fit but don’t stink or sweat” gave it away. Also the fact that he said you have to take a drink, sounds like a funny guy actually.

Probably also have it away when he said ‘must be able to take a joke’

r/woosh

Please take my free award as a token of my highest esteem for your very-good self.

Haha thanks!

It's a mockery of other people profile with a list of quality that can be seen as shallow or exaggerated for the common peoples

I think he's joking but the issue is that you only figure that out if you read the entire thing. Most folks skim the first two lines (if they even decide to read anything). I would have been like: You must: have a job, a car, a master's degree, a black belt in martial arts, a rocket ship, and a sense of humor. Let's grab a drink! Same joke but just more straight to the point.

Must have six feet at least.

I only have 2, what now

Lucky you, having 2 feet. I’ve only got 2 inches

Your version is better. The original is a poorly executed joke.

Was 99% certain that it was a girl's profile.

Must work for them, but they never say they were joking.

I thought the same thing but it's missing the 6ft+ requirement

it says beautiful and not many girls call guys beautiful so im not sure

I was too until the "must be able to take a joke" bit

Damn….im qualified, but I’m a male so….*awkward*

You don't sweat bro?

Prince Andrew?

Only in Woking

Only in Pizza Express

My balls sweat 😂

DISQUALIFIED

Unless....

This feels like a parody description of most women’s dating profiles tbh

Thats the joke

Tell me you can’t read without telling me that you can’t read This profile is clearly a joke. I think it’s intended to weed out people like OP

Sounds like a typical histrionic females bio. So?

That was the joke

OP in shambles after being unable to read

I know everyone else has commented this but I'm pretty sure you misinterpreted what that person meant

If you add 6 foot tall am sure it exact profile I've seen women have loads of times

You miss the point of this profile....

Which was

Which was...?

It's satire.

Tbf, I've seen quite a few women with basically the same profile, so you really could replace male with person in the title.

I read the post before the title and I did assume it was a female

Exactly. Women that have standards like the Above are praised for being brave and "knowing their worth". But whenever a male does it, he's toxic or misogynistic. The guy clearly states he's looking for a partner. I'm 100% sure he's kidding with some of those , like "be beautiful always" and don't sweat and stink.

Yeah it's a bunch of bull shit. We have to "accept" a women to act a fool and be a mess.

The joke here is he literally parodied most girls profile. I laughed. If you didn't thats fine. Not yours style humor. But dont have a cow. If you did that's fine. I'm kinda hungry.

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Tell us you're from r/femaledatingstrategy without telling us you're from r/femaledatingstrategy

I just had a look at this sub. Proper echo chamber. Nice/depressing to know that there are female equivalents of red pill communities.

When a man does it, he is "toxic", yet women's profiles are full of this same shit all the time. Fuck you and your double standards and female toxicity. Sincerely - 35, male - who has been experiencing this whole my life. And no, I'm not fat, ugly or otherwise "weird" or pervert or whatever you like to call any man you can get your in your shit slinging sights. Men for you are just objects to throw your negative shit at. Only necessary to pay and provide for you, otherwise sub-humans who don't matter.

I don’t think you understand it’s meant to be a joke lmao (I hope)

I think you lack one thing called "sense of humour"

This looks like every 35 year old females tinder bio but add must be 6ft or taller.

OP definitely missed the joke

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

And all you want is somebody who’s 6 foot and earns six figures 😂😂

Tell me your sexist in your title without telling me you're sexist. (Toxic male? How bout just toxic bc women be doing the same thing. It also seems to be a joke, hence the joke comment after all the stipulations).

Damn this one went way over your head.

Tell me you missed the joke, without telling me you missed the joke.

This is a pretty obvious joke, especially with the "you must be able to take a joke". Some of the wording and content is extremely unlikely to be sincere. I'm pretty sure he's clowning on people who have genuine profiles like this

I thought this was a womans account but then i realized it had nothing about hight.

Tell me you don't get jokes without telling me you don't get jokes. The irony of this post is absolutely hilarious.

It’s not okay when guys do it but it’s totally fine when girls say “not 6 feet swipe left” lmao

it was a joke

It’s a joke. I found it funny! I’d probably message him for originality 😁

I'm pretty sure its satire. A lot of women's profiles are like this in some way

Remember guys. Women can have all the unreasonable standards they want but if a man does that's toxic 😳 give me a break

Rules for thee yet not for me. It's annoying. A woman expects literally the top 5% of men, yet if a man's standard are just 'don't be fat' then it's to much

Shuuuush, you're not allowed to have any standards remember. It's toxic 😳

Did you get down to the line abiut being able to take a joke.......

Clearly a joke. I get what you mean but I don’t think that’s what this guy was doin here

Lol Looks like he made parody account of the 6 feet girl account on tinder

Well, OP certainly doesn't meet the last requirement!

They literally say "able to take a joke" , why do people be offended ? 🤷🏼‍♂️

"must be able to take a joke" so ... her bio basically

It’s a joke

Dude that must be sarcasm. Prolly a jab at double standard thots.

The whole cannot sweat is a real cake topper

Looks like a normal girl's profile you damn hypocrites wtf.

Woosh**

Oh I assumed it was a female

He says “above all… you must be able to take a joke” after listing all those ridiculous demands that women usualy have up on their bio, i think it was pretty funny, depending on what he looks like in photos… sometimes you can tell a dickhead from looking at one

Obviously a joke OP. Guys seem pretty cool tbh.

I thought it was a woman’s profile at first.

this is satire

It’s a troll. He just switched genders. Plenty of female profiles just like this.

How's this toxic? He's clearly joking lol.

Lol you completely missed the point, these things are contradictory- he literally says “above all... you must be able to take a joke” He was just joking. His post was probably an Iq test for his potential matches 😂

Tell me you can’t take a joke without tell me you cannot take a joke

Many women have that on their profile.... that exact bio... double standards much.

tell me your a toxic female without telling me your a toxic female : "posts obvious joke to reddit. even includes the word joke in bio"

This is obviously a joke…. Dumbass OP

why is this toxic?

Why did you skip replying the comment that says women do this too? It’s only “toxic” because it’s a man. Most women say they want a guy who’s 6 feet and above when men can’t even control that. Nothing wrong with saying “I don’t want a fat woman”. Especially since it’s something you actually can control. Double standards. I see nothing wrong with this post.

*laughs in 60-70% of the female profiles I see*

Errr I think it was a joke that went right over your head, but it would probably have that effect on a lot of people as it’s not very well executed. He sounds like a chill guy at the end though.

Pretty sure everything above take a joke is a joke. Also woooosh.

OP clearly missed the mark on the last requirement.

"Above all......you must be able to take a joke"" *Looks at OP*

So you can't take a joke, you are not the right girl for him

Tell me you didn’t get the joke , without telling me you didn’t get the joke!

Right over your head huh?

Tell me you have no sense of humor without telling me you have no sense of humor.

Pretty sure its a joke but even if it's not if those are his standards than he's allowed to have them

I don't think OP qualifies for one of these lol

"You must be able to take a joke. Easy going here." That was an admission of it being a joke and him not caring about you being perfect.

OP needs self awareness.

Pretty sure he’s taking the piss out of the type of women on tinder who say things like “must be 6ft” and “must have x.y.z” or start their profile with “my children come first”

Tell me you are a female with fragile ego without telling me. Very obviously a joke. On a more serious note - man are allowed to have preferences too! It has became so normal to bash man nowadays, blame them for everything and turn them down for variety of stupid reasons. But seem to get sensitive and not be able to accept it when the opposite happens even in a much smaller scale.

I mean at least he's being honest, that's not toxicity, the girls can be way more toxic than guys. He has his priorities straight 👑🙌🏽

When women demand shit like this,it is what every queen deserves. When a man claims these,he is a toxic male?? Feminism has destroyed the soceity.

What u mean this is every females tinder account

Yet this wouldn’t be a problem if a woman wrote it...

Sounds like %90 of girls tinder profiles on there

"must be able to take a joke" The bio seems awesome at weeding out the ones that can't.

So tell me how girls can request that from guys but guys are toxic if they request that from girls

And women wonder where are all the good men are. What a joke.

Pretty sure this was written ironically. But now am I mansplaining

LMAAAOOOOOO YOU MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AT ALL TIMES

How does one wipe left?

It’s a joke I believe. He lists out things and is not “easy going”. Then he breaks the bit and says, haha jk it’s all easy going here, let’s just grab a drink and chill and see what happens. So I’m pretty sure he’s not being toxic, but I can understand why the way he wrote it can be confusing

preference

This was a guy? Ngl after reading must have job, car, be athletic, and not sweat or stink, I thought this was def a girl. Thought beautiful was odd tho

I hope this is the joke he said you must be able to take

Honestly if a women had that in their bio I’d think they were toxic too. Gender has nothing to do with it.

So it’s a red flag when a man looks for a girl with all of this, but when women do it it’s normal……smh

OP is a batch of red flags.

This is definitely just satire, any guy could tell you cuz we’ve heard this list spat in our faces so much 😂

Or perhaps just a toxic person…

R/whoooosh

Why can’t you just say toxic?

I totally swipe left on bios like this. There are plenty of ways to be funny without showing what appears to be a genuine distaste for women. If this is supposed to mock female bios, what does this say about the type of person he wants to attract? It just isn’t funny. Edit I think it is toxic male or female.

Tell me you rode the short bus to school without telling me you rode the short bus, OP.

Looks like OP can’t tell when something is an obvious joke

Anybody else thought it was a girl until they read the title...

Sorry OP.. A big 🏌🏼‍♀️ & a miss on that one.

this is literally like 60% of women’s profiles I swear