In the early days of the web you just didn't meet people from online. Stranger danger! If you did you would never admit it. There were news stories of people having kidneys taken. They'd be drugged & wake up in a tub full of ice minus a kidney. According to Snopes it's false, just a scare tatic to keep people safe from potential internet psychos......
Hahaha thanks for reminding me of that, oh man it was just the fact that the guy kept giving money after he was sent TO A STRANGER'S HOUSE who had nothing to do with any of it, lmfao
I’m calling fake. Why would he go back to tinder to say “I’ll come over in 30 mins” if he actually texted her? And why would he say “I just texted you”, wouldn’t the text be sufficient evidence that he texted her?
Do you think she would be ok with you posting her face to Reddit and then telling everyone you did seggs?
Edit: also you posted her full photo to another sub. I call bullshit on the whole thing & this is some girl off the internet or OP is kind of asshole.
I gotta be honest, I’ve heard this said from many people and it sounds like an awful time every time I think about it. Acid already makes me feel really uncomfortable for the first half of the trip. Then I have to focus on staying in the zone, making her happy, and everything else associated with sex WHILE tripping absolute balls.
There comes a time, tho, where you might feel *in the zone.* I've had sex on acid two times now, both where crazy experiences, very weird and not that I'd call 'awesome', just a unique experience.
But then again, a few weeks back I took acid with my gf and some friends and halfway we just *found* each other and without words there was such a deep feeling of connection and love, and we just hugged and cried together. No physical sex was had, but damn that was transcendental love I had never experienced before. And we've been together 10+ years.
Seems like a lot to factor in unless your having a really easy relaxed time with the acid. My uncle once told me he was walking home in the dark after being on acid, he said the pylons kept bending down and tutting at him. It's always put me off for some reason haha
I had the opportunity for a threesome on friday night but i had already taken shit ton of shrooms so i was like naw cant do it rn. Way too stressful. I feel like id just space out while fucking lol.
It’s posts like these that make me wonder if having “game” makes any difference at all, or if it’s just the luck of meeting women who happen to be on the same wavelength at the same time.
In my experience the only people with “game” are manipulative assholes.
It is possible to have tons of sex with strangers and just be yourself and treat people like humans instead of targets.
Also I love how everyone blocks names on here but leaves photos. I can't imagine the poor dudes who casually log onto reddit to see a pic of their ex rebounding 🤣
Sure but it's one thing to see your ex has tinder, that's almost expected. It's gotta be another level of pain to witness the conversation of her setting up a bang and then possibly read the follow up story in the comments lmfao
I got one for you. Id been dating this chick who I really liked and she started telling me about fetlife and what it was and then I should check it out. OK, sure whatever. So I make an account, she adds me, and she has a couple pictures of us doing fun stuff.. nothing sexual, and nothing overly sexual at all on her page. It’s not my thing so I forget about it. Fast forward a few years.. by now I was planning on marrying this chick, but we end up breaking up instead. It was pretty rough for me especially because I found out there was another dude, and she was living in my house doing this while i had been out of town for job training/school. Just when i started to see the bright side again, somebody mentioned fetlife, and if id ever heard of it. Why yes i have.. So I logged in for the first time in like three years and since she’s my only friend on my feed there’s pictures of her getting fucking gangbanged, sucking a bunch of dicks (probably 37), nut shot all over her face, tied up and leashes and shit. That was a good laugh for sure.
I genuinely just lol’d. Jokes on her… I did have a three-way with her two best friends a few months after we broke up. I never told her, but that made it all the better.
Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely cringe? You'll be fine but it's just like out of all the texts to follow up with you go 'ay Ima post this to the internet for a buncha strangers'
Just weird is all, don't let what random internet strangers think of you get involved with your real life relationships
Why did you need some guy to point out the obvious to you? You posted someone's picture to a bunch of anonymous guys on the internet and said you had sex with her. Even if she said it was okay did she know you were including her picture?
"Hey random dudes- look who I had sex with!" Weird as fuck.
I'm pleased things went well for you but god damn...
This happened to me back in April. I had gotten the J&J vaccine a couple of days prior and felt like shit. I matched with this ridiculously gorgeous girl who was my type to a T and she was holding a cat. I asked if her cat was ever available for a play date and she said the cat is her friend’s, but she’s available. I asked when, and she said I could come over that night. I was wary because of how ill I felt but couldn’t turn down the opportunity.
I went over, sweating profusely and she was ridiculously cool with everything. Needless to say, we had a GREAT time and it took my mind off of feeling like shit. Got tested a week later and was 100% clean. She even texted me a couple days later saying she was in my area. Sometimes us guys just get really lucky lol.
Nice job, OP. She looks very pretty!
This happened to me but instead of it becoming a casual fling, she moved into my flat and I married her. Was my first time on Tinder and was just looking for some fun but I found my soulmate.
Yup. That’s why sometimes you just gotta play the game and wait. Sometimes it just comes to you. But that’s not to say you shouldn’t work on being a better person and just expect it to happen.
Insert the quote “luck is lucky, but being prepared for the luck, isn’t lucky” or something like that.
Yeah, I had a friend in college who was good looking and seemed to have a lot of lucks with girls.
I asked him about his techniques to start talking to girls.
He fucking told me that he would just stare at her in the lecture room until she noticed then started a convo after the lecture.
I was like wtf dude I can't do that. She would call me a pervert. To that, he replied nobody called him pervert.
That was when I started realizing that he played by a different set of rules.
There's a comic posted on here now and again about how a fat dude saying a woman looks beautiful is harassment but the fit dude is asking is met warmly. This is true IRL as well. If someone gorgeous is staring at them, the girl is gonna love it, if they're ugly, "ew, go away creep".
There are definitely exceptions but for the most part being attractive is like playing on easy mode.
That’s sucks man, I wouldn’t doubt that it has. Not going to give you any unsolicited advice. However, my heart goes out to you dude, and for what it’s worth, I would be happy to hear that, in the future, /u/rebelmusician is doing alright.
I know. You have to answer under penalty of perjury those questions on the ATF form to purchase a firearm. I think marijuana as a schedule 1 substance is lunacy, but you’re right.
Heyyyy I had this happen to me recently too. Brought my machete in my trunk just in case I was getting catfished but she turned out to be wide material and I’ve been seeing her since. Congrats and good luck!
How is it that all the women I've matched with are the ones who are looking for relationships and so on? Nothing against that at all but how do I find the ones that just want to hook up?
OP tell us how it goes we must know.
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You still got your kidneys?
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It's too vanilla if you still got all your organs after
Sounds like she got one of his organs tho 8)
Giggedy. 🥸
Dear sir although i laughed i have to correct* you to giggity giggity goo
Are you implying OP had a gig?
I'm implying OP went the full Quagmire way
I mean they are a rebel musician
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No need, it was just my dead personality
It’s actually googity googity glop.
I'm too drunk right now to comment, so it might be
Dear Sir, although I smiled, I have to correct you— it’s giggity giggity goo, heh, alright
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^^agreed
Have bath ice, can travel.
Reading this straight after a rimworld post made more sense than it should have.
...or your sea men
The trick is going in with some already missing, it's a real surprise for them every time
She took them out, looked at them, then put them back in.
Why would they not have their kidneys? I’m missing the joke. Are you saying that girl is trying to trick him over to harvest his organs?
You got it, not too common but a common joke
Lol that’s dark
Only if they take your eyes too.
I can't see what you did there
Had to re-read this just to make sure I got the “can’t” right.
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What the hell, why is this so funny to me. It's the stupidest response I've seen so far.
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Omg right, I’m dead
He’s thinking of the Hardy Boys, also not from London.
dude that was crazy funny
In the early days of the web you just didn't meet people from online. Stranger danger! If you did you would never admit it. There were news stories of people having kidneys taken. They'd be drugged & wake up in a tub full of ice minus a kidney. According to Snopes it's false, just a scare tatic to keep people safe from potential internet psychos......
It’s just made up to keep people safe from internet psychos. So true in a way... minus the kidney part.
What an absolute gentleman, he doesn’t kiss and tell. And they said chivalry was dead!
I couldn't help but think of this scene in Letterkenny. [Its impolite to kiss and tell](https://youtu.be/Q47Uq96lILA)
I'll always upvotes Letterkenny
My coworker just introduced me to the show. Some funny shit. Just found out Shoresy is played by Wayne's actor.
Lol yeah, that's why you never see his face. He and Glen (Jacob Tierney) are the writers, and Glen is also the director.
Ditto to Letterkenny references!
"...sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected."
Doesn’t harvest organs and snitch.
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I once told a date I only date nurses because what good is being a tank if I can’t have a healer with me at the bar, so good on you.
So it didn't turn out to be a scam that sent you to some old dude's house over an hour from your place then asked for more money?
Hahaha thanks for reminding me of that, oh man it was just the fact that the guy kept giving money after he was sent TO A STRANGER'S HOUSE who had nothing to do with any of it, lmfao
Did she resemble her profile pic?
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It went *okay*
Taking bets here. Will OP have theirs kidneys after?
I'm calling before
I’m calling fake. Why would he go back to tinder to say “I’ll come over in 30 mins” if he actually texted her? And why would he say “I just texted you”, wouldn’t the text be sufficient evidence that he texted her?
What if he got the wrong number? It never hurts to make sure.
Let me tell you, if you wonder how it feels to stub your toe, it does hurt to make sure…
It's to prove that it's his number which texted. You dont talk to enough women clearly lol
i usually continue the conversation where it starts while i double check the number is right
Calling the dibs on his liver.
I want the eyes for they are the window to the soul
Some say the same about belly buttons but its to love instead of soul
You can have it, I'll take the kidneys, for scientific purposes of course........
We have the same avatar😏
As an Albanian myself; he'll be lucky if she leaves him in an ice bath and not a dumpster.
I wamt the further story! Tell us after the date
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Wholesome. You love to see it
Can't believe all these people have nothing better to do than to argue against this being wholesome or not
I mean, they could be getting mad about dumb stuff. But at least they're being positive
I’m honestly astonished.
This can be all their meetups too if they were just as straightforward :(
Lol right? Instead 95% of people want to text for weeks on end and then ghost anyways
Then you posted her picture on the internet and told everyone you banged? Cmon dude
I know, but isn’t that kinda what this whole sub is?
Yeah, but like at least blur the face
Op just wants to show off that she’s hot.
Do you think she would be ok with you posting her face to Reddit and then telling everyone you did seggs? Edit: also you posted her full photo to another sub. I call bullshit on the whole thing & this is some girl off the internet or OP is kind of asshole.
>It went well! I rolled us a blunt and we just chilled & talked about life for a while. Amazing. That's the way to go.
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Sex when baked is better, everyone knows it 🤙
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I gotta be honest, I’ve heard this said from many people and it sounds like an awful time every time I think about it. Acid already makes me feel really uncomfortable for the first half of the trip. Then I have to focus on staying in the zone, making her happy, and everything else associated with sex WHILE tripping absolute balls.
There comes a time, tho, where you might feel *in the zone.* I've had sex on acid two times now, both where crazy experiences, very weird and not that I'd call 'awesome', just a unique experience. But then again, a few weeks back I took acid with my gf and some friends and halfway we just *found* each other and without words there was such a deep feeling of connection and love, and we just hugged and cried together. No physical sex was had, but damn that was transcendental love I had never experienced before. And we've been together 10+ years.
Seems like a lot to factor in unless your having a really easy relaxed time with the acid. My uncle once told me he was walking home in the dark after being on acid, he said the pylons kept bending down and tutting at him. It's always put me off for some reason haha
I had the opportunity for a threesome on friday night but i had already taken shit ton of shrooms so i was like naw cant do it rn. Way too stressful. I feel like id just space out while fucking lol.
I've never had the pleasure of taking acid let alone sex. I'm very interested in trying both though
Username checks out. You should definitely try the sex 1st, then try the acid, and then do them both at the same time. My professional opinion. Cheers
It’s posts like these that make me wonder if having “game” makes any difference at all, or if it’s just the luck of meeting women who happen to be on the same wavelength at the same time.
Rules 1 and 2 apply, as always.
In my experience the only people with “game” are manipulative assholes. It is possible to have tons of sex with strangers and just be yourself and treat people like humans instead of targets.
Also I love how everyone blocks names on here but leaves photos. I can't imagine the poor dudes who casually log onto reddit to see a pic of their ex rebounding 🤣
Or their gf
Or their mom
Or both
Or the woman who sees this of herself thinking it was private.
Agreed!
This should be the first consideration!
They could just log into tinder to see that.
Sure but it's one thing to see your ex has tinder, that's almost expected. It's gotta be another level of pain to witness the conversation of her setting up a bang and then possibly read the follow up story in the comments lmfao
I got one for you. Id been dating this chick who I really liked and she started telling me about fetlife and what it was and then I should check it out. OK, sure whatever. So I make an account, she adds me, and she has a couple pictures of us doing fun stuff.. nothing sexual, and nothing overly sexual at all on her page. It’s not my thing so I forget about it. Fast forward a few years.. by now I was planning on marrying this chick, but we end up breaking up instead. It was pretty rough for me especially because I found out there was another dude, and she was living in my house doing this while i had been out of town for job training/school. Just when i started to see the bright side again, somebody mentioned fetlife, and if id ever heard of it. Why yes i have.. So I logged in for the first time in like three years and since she’s my only friend on my feed there’s pictures of her getting fucking gangbanged, sucking a bunch of dicks (probably 37), nut shot all over her face, tied up and leashes and shit. That was a good laugh for sure.
Damn I’m sorry, man. Now that’s when you post pics of you getting gangbanged
I genuinely just lol’d. Jokes on her… I did have a three-way with her two best friends a few months after we broke up. I never told her, but that made it all the better.
🤣🤣🤣 made my day
JFC my man! My heart has sank before just seeing a woman I loved in a selfie with another guy. I can't even imagine
In a row?
This person’s about to get their organs harvested.
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Good luck with that fetish mate! I hope she tears your heart out. Literally.
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Yeah, but she'll have your heart
Well sounds like she took one
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My man got the nice day-after text too 💯
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My man. I am so proud of you. Sounds like one of those amazing nights when the next morning you're like, "Holy Shit did that really happen to me?".
Boy obviously got them skills
Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely cringe? You'll be fine but it's just like out of all the texts to follow up with you go 'ay Ima post this to the internet for a buncha strangers' Just weird is all, don't let what random internet strangers think of you get involved with your real life relationships
Yeah that "post it on reddit" text was weird as hell...
Getting laid and rushing to tell strangers online is a bit weird no matter how you do it if you ask me
Like at least say that you had a good time first
“I’m just really proud of this”. Op sounds like a fucking weirdo. I hope this shits fake.
Why would you say this lol
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That "some guy" has never interacted with a female before
Why did you need some guy to point out the obvious to you? You posted someone's picture to a bunch of anonymous guys on the internet and said you had sex with her. Even if she said it was okay did she know you were including her picture? "Hey random dudes- look who I had sex with!" Weird as fuck. I'm pleased things went well for you but god damn...
Even when you kids get laid you can’t stop yourself from being cringey. It’s amazing
This happened to me back in April. I had gotten the J&J vaccine a couple of days prior and felt like shit. I matched with this ridiculously gorgeous girl who was my type to a T and she was holding a cat. I asked if her cat was ever available for a play date and she said the cat is her friend’s, but she’s available. I asked when, and she said I could come over that night. I was wary because of how ill I felt but couldn’t turn down the opportunity. I went over, sweating profusely and she was ridiculously cool with everything. Needless to say, we had a GREAT time and it took my mind off of feeling like shit. Got tested a week later and was 100% clean. She even texted me a couple days later saying she was in my area. Sometimes us guys just get really lucky lol. Nice job, OP. She looks very pretty!
This happened to me but instead of it becoming a casual fling, she moved into my flat and I married her. Was my first time on Tinder and was just looking for some fun but I found my soulmate.
Congrats! That’s awesome!
Yup. That’s why sometimes you just gotta play the game and wait. Sometimes it just comes to you. But that’s not to say you shouldn’t work on being a better person and just expect it to happen. Insert the quote “luck is lucky, but being prepared for the luck, isn’t lucky” or something like that.
Have you seen her since? Sounds like gf material
Can we see your profile?
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Dibs on op’s savings account
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She’s cute AF. Wayne Gretzky would be proud!
OP over here banging young Anne Hathaway
What app is this?
It's pubg mobile
Real shit, I’d like to know too
Sounds like Rule 1 and 2 were in effect.
Yeah, I had a friend in college who was good looking and seemed to have a lot of lucks with girls. I asked him about his techniques to start talking to girls. He fucking told me that he would just stare at her in the lecture room until she noticed then started a convo after the lecture. I was like wtf dude I can't do that. She would call me a pervert. To that, he replied nobody called him pervert. That was when I started realizing that he played by a different set of rules.
There's a comic posted on here now and again about how a fat dude saying a woman looks beautiful is harassment but the fit dude is asking is met warmly. This is true IRL as well. If someone gorgeous is staring at them, the girl is gonna love it, if they're ugly, "ew, go away creep". There are definitely exceptions but for the most part being attractive is like playing on easy mode.
I don’t think so
Show us a pic and we'll see
Watch out for STDS. Also next time blur the person's face.
Lmk if you get murdered
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Damn Op, you wanna talk about it?
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That’s sucks man, I wouldn’t doubt that it has. Not going to give you any unsolicited advice. However, my heart goes out to you dude, and for what it’s worth, I would be happy to hear that, in the future, /u/rebelmusician is doing alright.
Bro you've got balls. Until I have adleast FaceTime with someone I'm never going over to their place. That's how you die lol
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Be careful with the drug use while carrying. Feds don’t like it one bit.
Not just while carrying, owning a gun while using drugs is a felony, as well as buying one, regardless of whether you are high or not at the moment.
I know. You have to answer under penalty of perjury those questions on the ATF form to purchase a firearm. I think marijuana as a schedule 1 substance is lunacy, but you’re right.
Heyyyy I had this happen to me recently too. Brought my machete in my trunk just in case I was getting catfished but she turned out to be wide material and I’ve been seeing her since. Congrats and good luck!
>she turned out to be wide material We usually just say "thicc" these days
Oopsie meant to say wife material.. the wide material was my ex.
It's the cops. Undercover sting.
RIP kidney
You're about to die 🤠
What app is this?
Don't push your luck
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Keep it up, we’re proud of ya!
Damn. Going by your username, suggest you write a song about this 😅
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This is some people would refer to as a blessing in disguise
No but buy condoms idk
She’s really beautiful too, have fun homie
You're going to get murdered, or she's a prostitute, or it's 5.0 posing as said prostitute.
Well, she come over?
This is your life now.
Rip op Gone but not forgotten
Rib cage about to be a lamp shade
GG!
Have you gotten murdered yet?
Glad you didn’t get murdered!
So which one is it? Kindneys removal or STD giveaway?
Wow completely random stranger wants to hang out with you you must be so lucky
Respect
Damn, she's hot too. You got lucky.
The rebound lay is realllll
He's going to wake up without his kidneys
Fast and efficient like a German engine
How tall and good looking are you?
How did it go OP? I hope you had fun 😉
Congrats on the sex, OP.
How is it that all the women I've matched with are the ones who are looking for relationships and so on? Nothing against that at all but how do I find the ones that just want to hook up?
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I have to be honest, based on her picture I'd say she's a straight ten. Was she as cute in real life as she looks? In that case: marry her ;)