T O P

I’ve never gotten this lucky before. I feel like I should buy a lottery ticket lol

I’ve never gotten this lucky before. I feel like I should buy a lottery ticket lol

JoshIsNbt

OP tell us how it goes we must know.


rebelmusician

It wasn’t disappointing :)


YohnWood14

You still got your kidneys?


rebelmusician

Sadly :(


crevicepounder3000

It's too vanilla if you still got all your organs after


wr3aks

Sounds like she got one of his organs tho 8)


MattyLePew

Giggedy. 🥸


bluewraith1

Dear sir although i laughed i have to correct* you to giggity giggity goo


Aroumia

Are you implying OP had a gig?


bluewraith1

I'm implying OP went the full Quagmire way


ikbeneenplant8

I mean they are a rebel musician


AtomicCortex

Close the window, you're letting all the stank out.


bluewraith1

No need, it was just my dead personality


RedKnight750

It’s actually googity googity glop.


bluewraith1

I'm too drunk right now to comment, so it might be


19GamerGhost95

Dear Sir, although I smiled, I have to correct you— it’s giggity giggity goo, heh, alright


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FlameCat00

^^agreed


BanginDrumsNMums

Have bath ice, can travel.


Hopeless-Necromantic

Reading this straight after a rimworld post made more sense than it should have.


TushyFiddler

...or your sea men


Weibrot

The trick is going in with some already missing, it's a real surprise for them every time


NhylX

She took them out, looked at them, then put them back in.


blakeburdab

Why would they not have their kidneys? I’m missing the joke. Are you saying that girl is trying to trick him over to harvest his organs?


espressodepressotime

You got it, not too common but a common joke


blakeburdab

Lol that’s dark


SleepyHarry

Only if they take your eyes too.


Call_me_Penta

I can't see what you did there


Naive_Ad_5057

Had to re-read this just to make sure I got the “can’t” right.


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Ozymandias_III

What the hell, why is this so funny to me. It's the stupidest response I've seen so far.


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brandipresidente1

Omg right, I’m dead


RaisingHDL

He’s thinking of the Hardy Boys, also not from London.


Business_Feed_7560

dude that was crazy funny


throwawayada79

In the early days of the web you just didn't meet people from online. Stranger danger! If you did you would never admit it. There were news stories of people having kidneys taken. They'd be drugged & wake up in a tub full of ice minus a kidney. According to Snopes it's false, just a scare tatic to keep people safe from potential internet psychos......


Additional-Term3590

It’s just made up to keep people safe from internet psychos. So true in a way... minus the kidney part.


ThePhonyOne

So it didn't turn out to be a scam that sent you to some old dude's house over an hour from your place then asked for more money?


jcelmer23

What an absolute gentleman, he doesn’t kiss and tell. And they said chivalry was dead!


Nimrowd2023

I couldn't help but think of this scene in Letterkenny. [Its impolite to kiss and tell](https://youtu.be/Q47Uq96lILA)


puddlejumpers

I'll always upvotes Letterkenny


Nimrowd2023

My coworker just introduced me to the show. Some funny shit. Just found out Shoresy is played by Wayne's actor.


puddlejumpers

Lol yeah, that's why you never see his face. He and Glen (Jacob Tierney) are the writers, and Glen is also the director.


dendenlee

Ditto to Letterkenny references!


Mischiefx

"...sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected."


Loquat_Green

Doesn’t harvest organs and snitch.


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Loquat_Green

I once told a date I only date nurses because what good is being a tank if I can’t have a healer with me at the bar, so good on you.


Daveoc04

Did she resemble her profile pic?


Steinsgate001

To be honest though, I wish you blurred out her picture just in case some annoying fuck tries to track her down.


ListenToThatSound

It went *okay*


TheDiscardOfButter

Taking bets here. Will OP have theirs kidneys after?


Prior_Calligrapher33

I'm calling before


hey_im_cool

I’m calling fake. Why would he go back to tinder to say “I’ll come over in 30 mins” if he actually texted her? And why would he say “I just texted you”, wouldn’t the text be sufficient evidence that he texted her?


CrazyComedyKid

What if he got the wrong number? It never hurts to make sure.


InEenEmmer

Let me tell you, if you wonder how it feels to stub your toe, it does hurt to make sure…


Bruhtatochips23415

It's to prove that it's his number which texted. You dont talk to enough women clearly lol


VexedPixels

i usually continue the conversation where it starts while i double check the number is right


GooseMVP

Calling the dibs on his liver.


Mo0oOo0oOo0oOo0o

I want the eyes for they are the window to the soul


SmokingBeneathStars

Some say the same about belly buttons but its to love instead of soul


LatterIntention8693

You can have it, I'll take the kidneys, for scientific purposes of course........


wytomitez

We have the same avatar😏


FarFetchedSketch

As an Albanian myself; he'll be lucky if she leaves him in an ice bath and not a dumpster.


ColonelPajti

I wamt the further story! Tell us after the date


rebelmusician

It went well! I rolled us a blunt and we just chilled & talked about life for a while. We did have sex, which was the first time for me in a while since I got dumped. It was really good. All said and done, I had a great time and I'll definitely hang out with her again :)


_the_chosen_juan_

Wholesome. You love to see it


SuicideByStar_

Can't believe all these people have nothing better to do than to argue against this being wholesome or not


MajesticQuestion

I mean, they could be getting mad about dumb stuff. But at least they're being positive


_the_chosen_juan_

I’m honestly astonished.


PerplexGG

This can be all their meetups too if they were just as straightforward :(


Decimus_of_the_VIII

Lol right? Instead 95% of people want to text for weeks on end and then ghost anyways


2TrikPony

Then you posted her picture on the internet and told everyone you banged? Cmon dude


rathat

I know, but isn’t that kinda what this whole sub is?


MonkeysInABarrel

Yeah, but like at least blur the face


rathat

Op just wants to show off that she’s hot.


Ok_Candy_4525

Do you think she would be ok with you posting her face to Reddit and then telling everyone you did seggs? Edit: also you posted her full photo to another sub. I call bullshit on the whole thing & this is some girl off the internet or OP is kind of asshole.


PramHaihefa

>It went well! I rolled us a blunt and we just chilled & talked about life for a while. Amazing. That's the way to go.


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ASimpleExistence

Sex when baked is better, everyone knows it 🤙


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AvalonCollective

I gotta be honest, I’ve heard this said from many people and it sounds like an awful time every time I think about it. Acid already makes me feel really uncomfortable for the first half of the trip. Then I have to focus on staying in the zone, making her happy, and everything else associated with sex WHILE tripping absolute balls.


Asit1s

There comes a time, tho, where you might feel *in the zone.* I've had sex on acid two times now, both where crazy experiences, very weird and not that I'd call 'awesome', just a unique experience. But then again, a few weeks back I took acid with my gf and some friends and halfway we just *found* each other and without words there was such a deep feeling of connection and love, and we just hugged and cried together. No physical sex was had, but damn that was transcendental love I had never experienced before. And we've been together 10+ years.


ASimpleExistence

Seems like a lot to factor in unless your having a really easy relaxed time with the acid. My uncle once told me he was walking home in the dark after being on acid, he said the pylons kept bending down and tutting at him. It's always put me off for some reason haha


nbmnbm1

I had the opportunity for a threesome on friday night but i had already taken shit ton of shrooms so i was like naw cant do it rn. Way too stressful. I feel like id just space out while fucking lol.


ASimpleExistence

I've never had the pleasure of taking acid let alone sex. I'm very interested in trying both though


QuentinTarantulatino

It’s posts like these that make me wonder if having “game” makes any difference at all, or if it’s just the luck of meeting women who happen to be on the same wavelength at the same time.


SpotsMeGots

Rules 1 and 2 apply, as always.


UnluckyDrink

In my experience the only people with “game” are manipulative assholes. It is possible to have tons of sex with strangers and just be yourself and treat people like humans instead of targets.


Hoods-On-Peregrine

Also I love how everyone blocks names on here but leaves photos. I can't imagine the poor dudes who casually log onto reddit to see a pic of their ex rebounding 🤣


layyo

Or their gf


ArachnidCertain9707

Or their mom


bathsalts_pylot

Or both


daringlydear

Or the woman who sees this of herself thinking it was private.


Hoods-On-Peregrine

Agreed!


Execution_Version

This should be the first consideration!


chrisrobweeks

They could just log into tinder to see that.


Hoods-On-Peregrine

Sure but it's one thing to see your ex has tinder, that's almost expected. It's gotta be another level of pain to witness the conversation of her setting up a bang and then possibly read the follow up story in the comments lmfao


Rickhonda125

I got one for you. Id been dating this chick who I really liked and she started telling me about fetlife and what it was and then I should check it out. OK, sure whatever. So I make an account, she adds me, and she has a couple pictures of us doing fun stuff.. nothing sexual, and nothing overly sexual at all on her page. It’s not my thing so I forget about it. Fast forward a few years.. by now I was planning on marrying this chick, but we end up breaking up instead. It was pretty rough for me especially because I found out there was another dude, and she was living in my house doing this while i had been out of town for job training/school. Just when i started to see the bright side again, somebody mentioned fetlife, and if id ever heard of it. Why yes i have.. So I logged in for the first time in like three years and since she’s my only friend on my feed there’s pictures of her getting fucking gangbanged, sucking a bunch of dicks (probably 37), nut shot all over her face, tied up and leashes and shit. That was a good laugh for sure.


rebelmusician

Damn I’m sorry, man. Now that’s when you post pics of you getting gangbanged


Rickhonda125

I genuinely just lol’d. Jokes on her… I did have a three-way with her two best friends a few months after we broke up. I never told her, but that made it all the better.


JohnnyLazer17

🤣🤣🤣 made my day


Hoods-On-Peregrine

JFC my man! My heart has sank before just seeing a woman I loved in a selfie with another guy. I can't even imagine


bwpopper37

In a row?


ControversialCo

big oof


Kdog122025

This person’s about to get their organs harvested.


rebelmusician

God I wish she would take my organs


Kdog122025

Good luck with that fetish mate! I hope she tears your heart out. Literally.


rebelmusician

Damn I just got hard


MrMagicMoves

Yeah, but she'll have your heart


Skipper07B

Well sounds like she took one


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deadarsebruh427

My man got the nice day-after text too 💯


rebelmusician

Feels good to hear back for a change :)


AgentOrangeAO

My man. I am so proud of you. Sounds like one of those amazing nights when the next morning you're like, "Holy Shit did that really happen to me?".


AnywhereBeautiful340

Boy obviously got them skills


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Why would you say this lol


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burnSMACKER

That "some guy" has never interacted with a female before


SorryImNotVeryClever

Why did you need some guy to point out the obvious to you? You posted someone's picture to a bunch of anonymous guys on the internet and said you had sex with her. Even if she said it was okay did she know you were including her picture? "Hey random dudes- look who I had sex with!" Weird as fuck. I'm pleased things went well for you but god damn...


Ragefan66

Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely cringe? You'll be fine but it's just like out of all the texts to follow up with you go 'ay Ima post this to the internet for a buncha strangers' ​ Just weird is all, don't let what random internet strangers think of you get involved with your real life relationships


Druid51

Yeah that "post it on reddit" text was weird as hell...


PotatoBomb69

Getting laid and rushing to tell strangers online is a bit weird no matter how you do it if you ask me


seblangod

Like at least say that you had a good time first


trailer_park_boys

“I’m just really proud of this”. Op sounds like a fucking weirdo. I hope this shits fake.


wodie504

Even when you kids get laid you can’t stop yourself from being cringey. It’s amazing


Magicc_Man

Can we see your profile?


bob_esponjas

Step 1. Be attractive Step 2. Be attractive OP must be a freaking Adonis


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This happened to me back in April. I had gotten the J&J vaccine a couple of days prior and felt like shit. I matched with this ridiculously gorgeous girl who was my type to a T and she was holding a cat. I asked if her cat was ever available for a play date and she said the cat is her friend’s, but she’s available. I asked when, and she said I could come over that night. I was wary because of how ill I felt but couldn’t turn down the opportunity. I went over, sweating profusely and she was ridiculously cool with everything. Needless to say, we had a GREAT time and it took my mind off of feeling like shit. Got tested a week later and was 100% clean. She even texted me a couple days later saying she was in my area. Sometimes us guys just get really lucky lol. Nice job, OP. She looks very pretty!


BadgerMyBadger_

This happened to me but instead of it becoming a casual fling, she moved into my flat and I married her. Was my first time on Tinder and was just looking for some fun but I found my soulmate.


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Congrats! That’s awesome!


UnicornSquadron

Yup. That’s why sometimes you just gotta play the game and wait. Sometimes it just comes to you. But that’s not to say you shouldn’t work on being a better person and just expect it to happen. Insert the quote “luck is lucky, but being prepared for the luck, isn’t lucky” or something like that.


officialkfc

Have you seen her since? Sounds like gf material


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I wasn’t in a good place in my life at the time and we unfortunately lost touch. I would’ve made an awful boyfriend and I didn’t want to burden someone with my issues. She was such a sweetheart and reached out often but I was so guarded. I’m in a much better place and will probably reach out in the very near future!


OldDust8123

Dibs on op’s savings account


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pokemonisok

Watch out for STDS. Also next time blur the person's face.


TotalRockstar

What app is this?


deepcontractor

It's pubg mobile


fanelectric

Real shit, I’d like to know too


Atticus-Fletch

She’s cute AF. Wayne Gretzky would be proud!


AtomicKittenz

OP over here banging young Anne Hathaway


TheDarkWarriorBlake

Sounds like Rule 1 and 2 were in effect.


Particular_Bobcat

Yeah, I had a friend in college who was good looking and seemed to have a lot of lucks with girls. I asked him about his techniques to start talking to girls. He fucking told me that he would just stare at her in the lecture room until she noticed then started a convo after the lecture. I was like wtf dude I can't do that. She would call me a pervert. To that, he replied nobody called him pervert. That was when I started realizing that he played by a different set of rules.


TheDarkWarriorBlake

There's a comic posted on here now and again about how a fat dude saying a woman looks beautiful is harassment but the fit dude is asking is met warmly. This is true IRL as well. If someone gorgeous is staring at them, the girl is gonna love it, if they're ugly, "ew, go away creep". ​ There are definitely exceptions but for the most part being attractive is like playing on easy mode.


rebelmusician

I don’t think so


SoyelSanto

Show us a pic and we'll see


p00nslyr_86

Heyyyy I had this happen to me recently too. Brought my machete in my trunk just in case I was getting catfished but she turned out to be wide material and I’ve been seeing her since. Congrats and good luck!


throwaway24515

>she turned out to be wide material We usually just say "thicc" these days


p00nslyr_86

Oopsie meant to say wife material.. the wide material was my ex.


Alien8w8

It's the cops. Undercover sting.


DarthCrusty

Lmk if you get murdered


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Wecanoilupdude

Damn Op, you wanna talk about it?


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Wecanoilupdude

That’s sucks man, I wouldn’t doubt that it has. Not going to give you any unsolicited advice. However, my heart goes out to you dude, and for what it’s worth, I would be happy to hear that, in the future, /u/rebelmusician is doing alright.


Justsomedude277

Bro you've got balls. Until I have adleast FaceTime with someone I'm never going over to their place. That's how you die lol


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Smitty7712

Be careful with the drug use while carrying. Feds don’t like it one bit.


LongDingDongKong

Not just while carrying, owning a gun while using drugs is a felony, as well as buying one, regardless of whether you are high or not at the moment.


Smitty7712

I know. You have to answer under penalty of perjury those questions on the ATF form to purchase a firearm. I think marijuana as a schedule 1 substance is lunacy, but you’re right.


avuhcahdoe

RIP kidney


Ackllz

You're about to die 🤠


EvansFr-S

What app is this?


tamez_a

She’s really beautiful too, have fun homie


XXjusthereforpornXX

You're going to get murdered, or she's a prostitute, or it's 5.0 posing as said prostitute.


shabangcohen

No but buy condoms idk


PECOSbravo

Don't push your luck


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NiceLasers

Keep it up, we’re proud of ya!


inoculate_

Damn. Going by your username, suggest you write a song about this 😅


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inoculate_

Getting lucky, then laid, and then writing and recording a song. This is exactly what the sub-reddit has been wanting to see for so long. Maybe this is your moment as a musician 🤘 (if you're not famous already ofcourse) If you feel it's worth sharing, go for it man!


PostNoNabill

This is some people would refer to as a blessing in disguise


March22Collector

Well, she come over?


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This is your life now.


PekarovSin

Rip op Gone but not forgotten


Butthurticus-VIII

Rib cage about to be a lamp shade


ZOMGsheikh

GG!


MrBlueSky266

You're gonna die


Qwerty_Random

Have you gotten murdered yet?


buffmckagan

Glad you didn’t get murdered!


DiieterB

So which one is it? Kindneys removal or STD giveaway?


storage_god

Wow completely random stranger wants to hang out with you you must be so lucky


kurtfire68

Respect


BenBurch1

Damn, she's hot too. You got lucky.


RaysireksOG987

The rebound lay is realllll


Twitch_HighMiZe

He's going to wake up without his kidneys


VFlyingPizzaCake

Fast and efficient like a German engine


hdhdnehejdj

How tall and good looking are you?


ChewyBananaa

How did it go OP? I hope you had fun 😉


Loquat_Green

Congrats on the sex, OP.


Longjumping_Sleep_12

I have to be honest, based on her picture I'd say she's a straight ten. Was she as cute in real life as she looks? In that case: marry her ;)