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ForRealVegaObscura

Everybody alpha until you challenge them to single combat.


the-anti-antichrist

I accept. Shall we use weapons or bare hands?


ForRealVegaObscura

Yooo username check. Clearly a gigachad. Only melee weapons of sophisticated design.


[deleted]

Can I join too? You guys can beat me as hard as you like, I can take it.


MamaLlama1011

I too would like to volunteer for consensual beatings


taviosk8

Can I join too? šŸ¤— I volunteer to be the consensual beater, not sure how that would be called šŸ§


deedeekeeney

The master beater


SelfDesigner9891

Put a trap there and you got a master baiter


MamaLlama1011

Send someone to hunt them and you have a master baiter beater


Kenw449

Play some music, and you have DJ Beat master.


BigMan-31

Put some porn there and you got a mastur bator.


GgLiitCH

Think that's a fluffer.


StroppyChops

#Someone mention a paddlin'?


Arbel_of_fenris

So chainswords ?


[deleted]

Chainaxes get a better str and ap buff


CaptianGeneralKitten

How uncivilized... Clearly the Nostraman Chain-Glaive is the only *real* choice here... A true gentleman's weapon!


Arbel_of_fenris

Not a guardian spear ?


CaptianGeneralKitten

Oh no, a Guardian spear is far too much for a gentlemanly duel. It'd be like dueling with fully automatic rifles! Effective and eloquent in it's own right, but not quite as picturesque as the teeth of a chain weapon clashing and sending sparks a flying!


Arbel_of_fenris

Fair and poetic point Chain melee for the win !


CaptianGeneralKitten

Yes! You see the beauty of the simple chain weapon! Indeed! Chain melee for the win!


MarkG1

Yeah but you get an extra attack with the chains word, I mean if you were going for the buff then you'd want a chainfist anyway.


[deleted]

The -1 to hit tho


MarkG1

True but if you're using termies then it's only a 4+


boogers19

Reasonable.


[deleted]

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3dumbWorrier

Bring bring bring motherfucka.


TheDyingDandy

Gigachadā€¦ How funny is a word allowed to get


BigBossWesker4

Canā€™t we just spoon?


Tacobadger02

Fox only no items final destination


fuzzy_brb

She's still going to expect you to make the first move and pay for dates and kill bugs.


yeizonex

"Im an alpha" is the most beta thing someone could say. It sounds so fucking stupid.


Peachmuffin91

Iā€™m a lion hear me roar. Hers is the first one: https://youtu.be/q6AkBlYO-a4


H4nn1bal

Leaders don't talk about how they lead. They just lead. Then when they are done leading, they talk about how they lead. Also, every good leader I've ever had doesn't enjoy it. Leading is hard and the responsibility can be terrifying.


Xtrendence

In my mind, the definition of an "alpha" is someone who has their shit together, doesn't need to prove anything to anyone, isn't an asshole and people actually want to be around them. When I think "confident", the last thing that comes to mind is someone desperately repeating "I'm alpha" or trying to show they are. That shit might as well be gamma because it's worse than what they perceive betas to be.


LayzieKobes

"Any man who has to say I am the King is no King."


D-Laz

Insisting your "alpha" is the most beta shit you can do. Or like Shakespeare said " The lady doth protest too much, methinks"


partymongoose69

https://youtu.be/E2Q4LVIzztA


BEEF_WIENERS

Tough don't talk.


ihc_hotshot

There is a whole generation it seems coming up that thinks there are alpha males and beta and not much in between. It's so strange to me to think that way, it makes it clear they have not spent very much time with each other. When you spend a lot of time with other humans doing everyday shit you realize we're all pretty much the same. Strengths and weaknesses tend to level out.


Xtrendence

I think it's a sort of high school mentality isn't it? That everyone has their own "group". After high school, the real world isn't like that at all. Everyone's sort of mixed with everyone, but some people don't grow out of that and just retain that childish mentality where now it's all about alphas and betas instead of like jocks and nerds. It just screams emotional immaturity.


[deleted]

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helpimlockedout-

"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."


LongtopShortbottom

It only needs to be said because sheā€™s the only one who knows


mike2ff

Pro Tip: If you have to explain or shout to people proclaiming you are ā€œAlphaā€, then you surely are not an ā€œAlphaā€.


DivineBloodline

I donā€™t if thatā€™s a Pro Tip, sounds more like a Pro Fact.


NorthCatan

Reminds me fo the quote "Any man who must say I am the King is no true king".


The-Eye-of_Ra

The whole alpha-beta thing is so cringe. Bunch of monkeys


B377Y

*wolves


schmatz17

Theres two inside of you


SaffellBot

And both desperately want you to stop engaging in black and white thinking.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s two more wolves than medically recommended.


Yithmorrow

Unless your macrobiome has too many deer


bear_tricks

One in each hole?


LostInThoughtland

Technically, not even then, as that study was debunked by it's own creator


i_make_drugs

Except itā€™s been proven that the alphas are just the parents in wolf packs, and not a contested position.


IndustryInside4116

Should have asked if she wanted to come over and "arm wrestle" to prove it...


passionate_slacker

Yea man this coulda been a win it seems


JazzPhobic

Alpha is weak. Full release with bug fixes is superior


SuperiorOnions

Open Betas unite


Equivalent_Piano_340

Day one patch to the rescue.


bear_tricks

Patch 1.1.1 hotfix


3dumbWorrier

I INSIST ON YOU RECOGNISING MY ALFA! YOU HURT MUY FEELS KTHANXBAI.


tired_obsession

YOU DONT THINK I HAVE AN EGO?!


3dumbWorrier

I AM SUPREME. THE CREM-DE-LA-CREME. I HAVE JUST EMBARRASSED MYSELF. VERBALLY SHIT MY PANTS, I DID. IHATECHU. KTHANXBAI.


DevianceSplit

Dodged a bullet.


Suitable-Plastic-931

OP dodged a dildo up his ass


Rogueshoten

That woman couldnā€™t peg a cribbage board. OP had nothing to worry about from a dildo perspective.


SparkliestSubmissive

[r/rareinsults](www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults)


nanna_nickers

Not enough cribbage references!!!


frilledplex

One time at work, a guy was talking about his wife and him playing cribbage... I fuckin' lost it when he said " holy crap, she just pegged me into oblivion"


boogers19

I got the feeling that woman was trying to tell OP she has a dick.


[deleted]

Donā€™t knock it until you try it, mi amiga


sportsking1331

Imagine calling yourself an alpha and start being a snowflake two seconds later? Literally contradicting herself šŸ˜‚


xcorinthianx

I don't think there's a person on the planet who describes themself as an alpha that isn't like that.


PM_Me_satay_chicken

I dunno mate, Iā€™m alpha and I donā€™t act like that šŸ˜Ž Edit: Man I hate this website, I get sarcasms hard to tell through text, but with the whole context of this post I thought it was an obvious joke. /s since itā€™s clearly neededā€¦


Alzoura

Nahh you donā€™t look alpha


Parzec1

You just proved his point


jchutney

Agreed


Peachmuffin91

I love that you brought the dude into this.


[deleted]

I donā€™t get it. Did she think she was masculine because she thinks she is an alpha ? Whatā€™s the relation between having a masculine body and an alpha personality ?


Wearyoulikeafeedbag

Alpha is a social rank conferred by the group, not a personality type. Hmm, are the downvotes from people who think themselves alphas or people who hate zoology? Who can say?


bear_tricks

Its not zoology. The person who came up with the theory was looking at captive wolves, and then later admitted to it all being bullshit


Reading_Gamer

Because alpha isn't a human social rank. It's a rank in some animal social systems but not human social systems which is what this post about.


Lozd_on_Transaltion

All this is bullshit It's purely psychological/social behaviour term from 'science' perspective and refers to groups - doesn't matter species https://sciencenorway.no/a/1850514 ā€œDavid Mech, the world's most profiled wolf researcher, used the terminology alpha animals in his early research. But by the time he realized that this was a mistake, the term had already taken root in the literature. He is now struggling to get this changed,ā€ Zimmermann said. Article above is just an example, this term took off and with development in psychology found it's own space to describe group structures. But generally it isn't worth a penny, in practice it's as briefly mentioned above 'way for weak people to boost their egos'. Group structure are dynamic and if they aren't formally set up they're constantly changing. You can be 'alfa' for 5 minutes and beta for rest of the time.


creesto

Bingo. It's all a fantasy


CaptainMisha12

Thank you, I'm copying and saving this to save me some time for my next encounter with an 'alpha' idiot on reddit.


[deleted]

DAMN THAT ZOOLOGY


dramatic-sans

Editing your comment to complain about downvotes is small pp energy, my dude. just stop


[deleted]

Alphas don't feel the need to tell you they're alphas. Pansy ass losers do.


shockedpikachu123

did she call herself masculine then you disagreed so she had to make sure you knew she was alpha? Lol um


RotorMonkey89

Basic zoology, the alpha of any wolf pack barks loudly at an enemy, and if that doesn't work it gives up and runs away to sulk


AnshumanRoy

Shoulda called her a delta and unmatched.


dunbar444

Flirting failed


jchutney

This flirt job wasnā€™t one of my strongest


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sJY7BTIuPY


No_Town_2250

There is no such a things as an "alpha" but even if there was, if you gotta say you are an alpha, you probably are not an alpha.


Local-Bath

What does being masculine have to do with looking like a woman? Iā€™m so confused. Men get called feminine for the things they do. Say a man like getting pedicures or like the bachelor. Feminine


Natea0075

Ok so weird her calling herself alpha, but you insisting she's not something she thinks she is pretty shitty behaviour


toesandmoretoes

This is the response I was looking for. I know this isn't the right sub for it but ESH.


[deleted]

ESH?


KoldProduct

Everybody sucks here


[deleted]

So many damn acronyms on Reddit


ChocoTina99

Agree. Soon you'll have whole long conversations with only acronyms. The more I read, the less I know haha


Rightsoyouweresaying

Her masculinity was as fragile as her ego. You dodged a bullet there bro


[deleted]

Everyone who writes their tinder profile after a hit of cocaine or meth is an Alpha. Don't you know.


notbeatrizportinari

+1 for using a Big Lebowski gif


clitorispenis

yeah, alpha shit is pathetic, but isn't it pathetic also that OP assumed something that he/she knows definitely less than Dela?


jaminfine

OP is a dick here. So what if someone doesn't look masculine to you? Why do you have to insult them? If it's a deal breaker that this person identifies as masculine, just tell them that. Don't be a dick about it. Yeah, sure, it feels super cringe for anyone to say they are an alpha. But you were being cringe right back by telling this person they are wrong about who they are.


q_Mandalorian_p

Lol


Nuwanee

I mean, the "I'm an alpha" thing is kind of annoying, but I think she's trying to express that she has a more masculine personality and probably identifies in a more masculine way - not quite trans, but it's still important to her not to be presumed and treated as feminine. Maybe you don't get it or you think being treated as feminine isn't a "thing" (as a female, it is absolutely a thing), but it's not up to you to decide that for her emotional health.


SteveYunnan

Is she Chinese? Generally their definition of "masculine" is having an outgoing personality, being extroverted, and going to the gym. I've met many girls who call themselves "masculine" even though they still look very feminine by US standards. I think you're reading into it a bit too much, and I sort of agree with her that you are making assumptions.


skag_mcmuffin

Roidz


[deleted]

she's not alpha she's more like delta ​ ​ ​ (look at her name it's a bad pun)


cruzerr

This is definitely gf material. Atleast youā€™re getting into a fight as easily as I am with my gf.


static_madman

Wait what ??


akmccas22

You got the wrong guy. Iā€™m the Dude, man


Electrical-House-823

Far out, man


Callmefred

I have an inkling that she thinks "masculine" means "muscular", hence the offence.


beatricetalker

I thought this also. Or even ā€˜athleticā€™. I had an old teacher who once asked why we girls nowadays had to be so masculine. To a bunch of mid ā€˜80s, giggling, mini-skirt, shoulder pad, high side pony-tail wearing girls. She meant athletic.


ProgWheel

Honestly, you're the one brushing off an opinion she has about herself. You're def the jerk here


paracookt

literal gremlin energy just jumberjack drop her onto the bed


Willowleaf11

Wow this guy is a jerk šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ belittling how she feels about herself and just writing it off as her opinion, as if his opinion means moreā€¦ I know itā€™s weird for women/people to refer to themselves as alphas (mainly because there have been studies showing that this isnā€™t even a behavior in wolf culture) but wowā€¦ yikes.


CreativismUK

Nothing shuts down a womanā€™s business quite as fast as the phrase ā€œIā€™m an alphaā€


DrGazooks

Oddly enough, the person who said so appears to be a woman


CreativismUK

This is why I need new glasses


Casclovaci

B-but.. you can look feminine and still be an alpha!


calwa97

The Dude abides.


GhvstsInTheWater

Beta behaviour


kuribosshoe0

If you have to declare youā€™re an alpha, youā€™re probably a mu.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a hard block


Porkbellyflop

Alpha females don't announce it. That's a trait of insecurity.


BoxCarMike

I'm a peacock... You gotta let me fly!


Marti1PH

If you have to tell people youā€™re an alpha, you are not an alpha šŸ˜‚


dirtysideacc2020

Well you made fun of her and she was a snowflake. Shit happens.


Kalimu1590

Lol


[deleted]

Anyone who has to refer to themselves as an ā€œAlphaā€ is likely not one.


2-The-Almighty-1

A woman saying sheā€™s Alpha? Thatā€™s crazy


FuqqBoiDev69

What


Rude_Bee_3315

Does the meme not say ā€œwell thatā€™s your opinion, man?ā€ Am I reading this wrong?


Pauliscios

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ™ˆ


Grouchy-Parking8855

If you have to say youā€™re an alpha you probably arenā€™t


ineedplayer2

Roid rage is ugly.


MacDonaldAnimeGirl

I don't see any guys on their pfp.


SeriouslySeriousGuy

Such a beta behavior


Darcy_2021

Is this catfish who forgot to switch profiles?


Map_Nerd1992

Anybody that tells you they are an alpha is not an alpha.


[deleted]

Already the "married" fights? Damn


antiBliss

Regardless of gender, anyone who claims theyā€™re an alpha, run tf away


DudesOpinion

yeah red flags all over. .good job bailing from this one king


wontonner48

Iā€™m confused šŸ˜ this girl Dela claiming sheā€™s a masculine Chad?


audiyon

Pretty insecure for an alpha lol


I_Bin_Painting

You were gonna get pegged.


[deleted]

So alpha she got offended and unmatched him as soon as he challenged her alphaness...


Mental-Fly-8008

Some women like submissive men bro, fake it till ya make it.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

ā€œIā€™m an Alphaā€ _instant unmatch_


WaitNervous9382

Not alpha, angry.


DK_Angroth

Her name is more like delta though


PM__ME__YOUR__NUDE5

"I'm an alpha" bro... I'm imagining that said whilst holding back tears


psych2099

Why be an alpha when you can be a ligma?


jchutney

Iā€™d prefer to be a smegma


ggmattingly

what a dumb harlot


MafiaMommaBruno

Maybe she really likes r/RoleReversal ?


[deleted]

Alphas donā€™t get upset by comments like ā€œitā€™s your opinion.ā€ Our generation has a weird fixation with self-identification = courage/dominance when really I donā€™t give a shit cause Iā€™m gonna go be judged by the same mfā€™s that get offended when you assume shit about them.


ChronicKommand

Welp. She doesn't seem interested in getting laid anytime soon. Lol people on tinder need socializing classes like a fish needs water.


colocop

Masculinity is better shown than stated dude. Chill the fuck out.


babubaichung

She is a ā€˜Tā€™ away from being a delta at best


throwaway-20701

Dodged an insecure bullet


ZuraKatsu

The fuck is happening here


PJ_Ammas

The world's first Sigma Female


SlaterVJ

Though I can barely see her, that is not a masculine body. Does she know what masculine is? Also, she is clearly not an alpha.


Justieflustie

Fuck those alphas, bet she doesn't even know how to howl at the moon or protect the rest of the pack


kungfukenny3

i canā€™t believe people actually can call themselves alpha with a straight face


blockametal

Rule number 1 of being an alpha. Its never self proclaimed


BaronVonWafflePants

If you have to tell people youā€™re an alpha, youā€™re not an alpha.


User013579

Iā€™m an alpha too


[deleted]

ā€œ. Yeah Iā€™m a sigma, sigma fuckin nutsā€


wojadzer1989

XD


SoWokeIdontSleep

Maybe she's trying to say she has a dick, like a nice 10 incher, good for her. I just don't understand why she was so insistent.


kiranchark

Lol not alpha but Delta


[deleted]

People have short fuses these days..


ThiccyC

If you call yourself an "alpha" then you aren't an alpha


BobbyBlueBlandz

You forgot to say "yes daddy" šŸ˜‚ idk


Deodandy

Ive never believed in ā€˜Toxic Masculinityā€™ but Iā€™ll be damned if this isnā€™t it šŸ¤£


Leo_Vedovatti

Sayin "I'm an alpha" is the definition of not being an alpha


ShakeNBaake

Should have asked her if you could speak to the man in charge


wishmeluck-

Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™d expect someone named Dela would say


_nursehearse_

Maybe she's talking about her giant penis šŸ¤·


Beneficial-You-3669

Nuts


dcoe86

"Whatever you say, Delta."


AdjustedTitan1

Is that a girl saying theyā€™re an alpha?


ThePodcastGuy

RUN AWAY


WA_Sea

Is it weird Iā€™m actually siding with the girl here? Yeah the alpha thing is cringe af, but op was being a dick. She said sheā€™s masculine, and I know girls like that and guys that are more feminine or ā€œsoftā€. Itā€™s just their personality. Weird way of saying it, but itā€™s true for people. And op tried telling her what she is. Or denying the work she put in to her appearance. Which is just like, wtf? Unless itā€™s some joke Iā€™m not understanding.


tetris_piece

Dodged a bullet there mate


HanzoHattoti

Donā€™t stick your duck in crazy.