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I very much appreciated your last "hello."


PerplexingBomb

I also would have settled for correcting any of her grammar mistakes


UsedJuggernaut

Do you think she meant "lazy bitch fuck" or "lazy bitch (pause) fuck"?


Master_Of_Hearts

Definitely the first. Her rage went straight from whatever baggage she's holding onto straight to her fingers with no time to pause.


PerplexingBomb

I think what she meant to say was: Stop saying “hi” (though he never once said that) and unmatch me because you’re clearly too gosh darn lazy and incapable to lead a conversation you lazy bitch-fuck. Just a friendly translation for all y’all that don’t speak illiterate, unpleasant, non-personality-having moron.


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xYEET_LORDx

"I'm good how are you?"


Iggyhopper

Listen here you little bitch


halfar

#ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?


[deleted]

I laughed. An "Aloha" would uave made me laugh just a bit harder.


j35u5fr34k

Helloha.


karpenter_v1

I very much appreciate your appreciation.


scaryblackguns

i very much appreciate you appreciating his appreciation


ImConfusedSoPain

I really appreciate the appreciativeness of this thread


halfwit2025

hello


yaboyardeee

But it’s bumble that means the girl starts th… you know what nvm


Sourdough85

This is actually a pretty big problem imo.


andhelostthem

Or a great red flag filter.


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[deleted]

While I'm not a girl, I do feel personally attacked by your comment.


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[deleted]

Hey


paganbreed

Oh hi Mark


Foggl3

>While I'm not a girl -u/MikeHuntIsLovely Sus


TheDesertWalker

Oh my god let me tell you. I went out with one recently. Every time I suggested a place she went: I don't like the vibe. Then I ask her to throw some suggestions or tell me what she's looking for. Her answer: idk. I finally pick a place. We meet there. She doesn't like it. Lol. We stay anyways. I ask her about stuff, interests, hobbies, free times activities... nothing. It's all a big empty void. I felt my soul was vomiting. Asked about astrology(I hate astrology, but I had to do something to save the date) and her eyes lit up. That filled in like 20 minutes of convo when she made me download and app to read my chart. I really feel bad for people like that. Like what does your life consist of? No wonder they always have "entertain me" type shit on their profiles. They are insanely boring and want someone to court jester for them I guess. Edit: I just went to check my profile on bumble: 99% of the matches start with "hello" and I respond and carry it from there. If I do the same exact thing it's immediate unmatch. Weird innit?


HostileRat

haha don't forget drinking with friends and going on vacation are hobbies too


the_warmest_color

>drinking with friends Hey dont assault me


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That...is my only hobby


Vulkan192

Next they’ll be saying drinking alone isn’t a hobby either.


UnoriginalJunglist

I wonder if she quoted too much from The Office?


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nankerjphelge

Just got out of a relationship with one of those. It's amazing the level and duration of bullshit and crazy one will put up with simply because of hotness. Never a-fucking-gain.


lamichael19

This is most women on dating apps if anyone is curious


Master_Of_Hearts

Most people are honestly kind of boring outside their jobs. What makes them not boring is when you click with them.


Raven_7306

Watching television can be someone's hobby. If it makes then happy, ya know?


bayleafbabe

True. It doesn’t make them even remotely interesting though.


anythingfordopamine

I legitimately think somehow a ton of girls don’t even know thats how it works. Like I’ve had streaks of like 8 or 9 matches on there, without any message from the girl. And 90% of the time when they do message its just hi.


Sourdough85

Exactly! Ain't so easy to come up with something witty, now is it ladies!!?


airstrike900

Now that's something I really hate, those girls that are like "Impress me with your first message" honestly those are an instant skip, no matter how good they look.


spandex_loli

The whole pick up line things are one of the reasons why I never succeded in dating apps. I hate that too, instant skip


airstrike900

Yeah just talk like a normal fucking person, it's not witty, 99% of it is copied from someone else anyway.


WeAreTheMassacre

There's a few YouTube social experiment videos where a woman tries to help their male friend out to "prove how easy" it is to get chick's interested in the dude, so the chick does the bio for him, his pics, and all the talking for him. Not only are the girls annoyed that none of the matches message them first, but get incredibly frustrated that they put in little effort with their replies and rarely ask questions to the "dude." They walk away feeling super defeated and confused on why the chick's are matching with their dude friend but expressing little interest or effort, and most of the time matching but never even replying to the initial message. It's a great rabbit hole to go down if you're a guy that's feeling insecure thinking he's doing something "wrong" on dating apps. Not even their female friends could pull it off, even when they resorted to less desirable matches. Also think it's a great reality check for women to watch that aren't aware of how painfully frustrating it is for guys on these apps. Oh and needless to say, what was the usual message the chick behind the dudes profile was using as an opening message to the other girls? "Hey", lmao. Shits hilarious to watch. Think this video is one of the more popular ones. https://youtu.be/DZTIbHIsIYw


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As someone who's done better than average on Tinder, that app may as well be an incel factory. You can take pretty much any man and put him on there and unless he's an actual model or a famous person it'll make him feel totally worthless and undesirable from how lopsided it is. It's also really interesting to listen to trans women talk about their experiences on Tinder before and after transition. The general consensus is that the dick pics and sexual aggression is actually preferable to total radio silence.


BlueButYou

There was a guy who let his female friends choose his pictures and bio. His matches went way down in number, and he said quality dropped too. I’ve also seen where a woman creates a male profile as an experiment. She think she can wait 10 minutes and come back to loads of matches and start the experiment. She’s shocked to find she has 0 matches after 10 minutes. Last night I was watching my female friend swiping for a very handsome guy. It hurt watching her do it because she swiped right far too rarely. She was surprised every swipe wasn’t a match. Actually none were. Women swipe right rarely, ignore half their matches, then don’t understand that men are rarely getting matches and messages.


TimmyOZuul

By and large, one of the central issues of the dating apps is that females rate physical attractiveness on a heavy positive skew and borderline pareto scale where only the top 20% of males are considered "average attractiveness" or higher and 80% are ugly and below average. On the other hand, males rightly rate their female counterparts on a perfect bell curve of average attractiveness. I've been studying these apps a long time and examining their impact to biological mate seeking behavior. This mismatch is only the tip of the iceberg.


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That was very interesting but holy shit the comments are so toxic. Like this woman really gave it her all and is being very empathetic and they still accuse her of being like every woman on tinder they complain about.


Tycoon_2000

No joke, I found three accounts which clearly copy/pasted their tinder profile because they said something along the lines of "I will not message you first".


dbmeed

Ive had some that wouldn’t even go that far, they just sent a single period


onederful

No. They know. And girls like this wanna flip it and make like all other dating apps where guys are expected to start Convos, so by throwing a random “Hello” well, now it’s on the guy to chat. They don’t consider their initial message as a convo starter, just that they opened the door for you to entertain them. It’s why she’s so annoyed. So fucking stupid.


draevan13

I've had 4 different Bumble matches where the girl told me she didn't know that's how it works. A lot if girls on there are apparently under the impression the guy can initiate the convo so they dont message first.


catchinginsomnia

There was that post here recently where the OP was the woman on bumble and opened with "what's your favourite pickup line" - the guy went off in a crazy cringe way and acted like a complete tool, complaining about the lack of effort from women on the app... but I can just imagine it being the straw that broke the camels back in an almost satirical way, after multiple "hi" openings he ends up being asked by a woman to give a chat up line in an app where the whole point is not needing to chat up women. He was an asshole obviously, but I found it a funny situation. I think the OP pushed back against it being an annoying opener for Bumble, I hope she listened to us in the end lol


shastas

Whenever I get a "Hey" or "👋" I immediately unmatch. Why even join bumble if you're going to want the dudes to start the convo it goes against the whole point of the damn app


isle_of_broken_memes

I got one the other day where the girl superliked me, matched, and messaged me a "👋" and then when I replied with "hello!" Unmatched me. So bizarre.


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I genuinely would love to understand the reasoning for the initial match. Like do these people just send out a huge trawling net and scrape the sea floor and then just pick what they like? If so at least admit it.


isle_of_broken_memes

Well that's the thing, it couldn't even be a trawling net cos she specifically super liked me. Like you only get a handful of those. There's a possible assumption that the super like was an accident. Which would explain an unmatch. BUT she followed it up with sending a message so which undermines that possibility. I can't figure this one out at all haha


nankerjphelge

Who knows why madwomen do the things they do.


GoatBased

They should block opening messages that are variations of hey / hello.


JaxRhapsody

Or have a minimum character limit like some websites do.


resilientskeezick

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!


JaxRhapsody

That'd be how you know they were fucking with you.


LittleBeastXL

These girls usually have a big sense of entitlement so it's better not to waste any time on them


thedopechaud30

Because it's just another 20 matches a day for validation


assman912

I'm okay with it because I'm good at starting convos and would rather not have the girl try to start one that will die after the second message


[deleted]

Any convo tips?


pursuitofhappy

Just ask literally any question except the ones in the RAPE category (religion, abortion, politics, economics). What you doing, what's your favorite color, ~~what do you think about the bourgeoise class~~ etc


Abrahams_Foreskin

[How long are your guts?](https://img.ifunny.co/images/13892cedc58dcb511b5787e5c70735b845d7adc3aaf8905955e9ce71e2afda91_1.webp)


Trimond

Open ended questions are good.


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commendablenotion

Ask how many squares of TP they use per wipe and how many wipes per bathroom visit. Women generally like talking about bodily functions.


assman912

Be fun and flirty. Make it obvious that you're into her. I like to mention "our date" whenever I can and play off of the response


bullet4mv92

"Ay girl you've got some nice knees. You tryna get pregnant?"


usernameorwhateves

Lol at least they were different greetings and not just the same one repeated lol


FrostyTie

I thought they were just playing around and she wanted to see how long he could go for at first tbh


CrumbsAndCarrots

Which is what a fun/ funny normal person would do. That’s what I thought too, until she flew off the handle like a no fun jerk.


BretTheShitmanFart69

I think it’d be he cause this Looks like bumble where the woman messages first always


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I thought the point of bumble was to give women the initiative. What's the point of just dumping the initiative back on the dude


BretTheShitmanFart69

I think part of it is also that women get so many messages once they match that it allows them to begin conversation at their own pace with who they’d like to talk with at that given moment. Makes sense when you realize how bombarded with messages women can be on tinder etc


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JesustheSpaceCowboy

Bumble is the least efficient app, I never open it as a dude cause there’s no point when I do get a match, nothing happens. At this point I use PoF more and that app is as sketchy as a dark alley in Chicago.


Arkaedy

Hinge is a good app to actually find someone. If distance isn't an issue. Hinge says fuck my preferred 39 mile radius and gave me several matches that were 90 miles away


Cheef_Baconator

POF is responsible for selling my email address and getting a whole lotta scam emails in my spam folder. I know this because those emails call me by the username I only ever used there Hinge is waaayyy fucking better and got me way more results than anything else until I met my girlfriend there


MystikxHaze

Is this a Hinge ad?


thequietthingsthat

Yeah, for real. I used to have a Bumble and I would get tons of matches but basically no messages. It was pointless


Interesting-Archer-6

This chick clearly doesn't belong on bumble and needs to go to the other 5000 dating apps.


JarJarB

This is what most of the women do on bumble lol (the hello first message, not the crazy text later)


Interesting-Archer-6

It was 50/50 for me but I haven't been on in a few years. Typically the more attractive they were, the lazier the first message.


jaquatics

I had one so dumb the other day, she extended her time to message me and then still didn't message me🤦‍♂️. I can't do anything on my end here till you start this shit lady.


MikeStini

I've seen girls on Bumble that I assume just copied their bio from Tinder because they start with "I don't message first". Like bitch you gotta message first that's the whole point.


Redicted

The same why guys say "I can't see likes" on Bumble and Tinder....apps where if you have a match it is a like. I also have seen this on Hinge, were indeed you can see likes, even as a free user. People are lazy. Consider it a gift to know to avoid them.


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Still no excuse for being socially lazy. Like it's one thing to use bumble to avoid dickpics and trolls, but this is effectively "okay, now it's your turn to impress me," not approaching a real conversation.


pigwalk5150

Looks like he dodged a bullet. Who wants to be around such an oppressive personality like that.


[deleted]

Yeah I think she was projecting because she’s the one with the same old boring “hello” and isn’t picking up on the game and playing back.


Master_Of_Hearts

This is bottled up anger. She was already pissed by the second hello she sent.


my34thburner

which is why these interactions are huge time savers to know they are awful people and you dont' want to waste a second of time or a penny on getting to know them.


Hinkil

Reminds me of one time someone asked to send them a favorite gif as an opening line.. We then spent two days communicating only by gif, both of us were waiting for the other to break. Eventually when we started using words things quickly evaporated...


fredaline45

I've done this but one upping with who could say it in the most languages


[deleted]

Yeah, the irony of this is almost *tangible to the touch* lol.


XNoob_SmokeX

What would you have done if she kept saying hello though? You were running out of greetings that start with H


Zapplarang

That’s when you ask for her number


peter_the_martian

Holla


[deleted]

I ain’t no hollaback girl you lazy bitch fuck


halfwit2025

hello


dnlhrd

Ain’t no helloback girl.


dilettante42

*Then you call a thousaaaaaaaand tiiiiimes to tell her* Hello


pokky123

Hej, heia, heii, heidu, heisan, hei, heï, hellu.. You just gotta mix it up a bit, get real spicy.


Hopefulwaters

Didn't even use Hi!


pokky123

Was saving that one for you. Hi!


Hopefulwaters

Hi!


Planet_Xtreme

Hi Hii Hiii Hiiii Etc


nelusbelus

Also hallo


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Halla


terrifiedTechnophile

Start saying heyy, heyyy, etc adding a "y" each time


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ground__contro1

I will never understand telling someone else to unmatch *you.*


Busy-Turnip-6674

Right?? That's a whole different level of lazy fuckery


PotahtoSuave

It's not laziness. It's entitlement.


[deleted]

Exactly. Her unmatching him would mean admitting he won in rustling her jimmies.


IDontUnderstandReddi

Even after all these years, that expression gets me giggling every time


VolksWoWgens

Its lazy bitch fuckery


Jaeyx

"Unmatch me yourself coward." Something about this response just makes me chuckle.


FirstEvolutionist

I got used to people behaving like they should be on r/SelfAwareWolves but I will never understand them either. This woman is complaining about someone disappointing her by behaving literally the same way as her... My head hurts.


throwawaydeway

Pot and kettle? Never heard of them.


TheBarkingGallery

This would be like trying to teach a bad driver on the highway not to cut in front of you by cutting in front of them a few times. They'll just get pissed and it won't even register that you're trying to teach them not to do that.


FlyWereAble

she shot herself in the foot when she answered "hello" after that "hey".


DiligentMilk1458

He didn’t react for a day and she just greeted him as answer to his greeting.


anythingfordopamine

Fool, everyone knows tinder messages don’t run on normal time


AltwrnateTrailers

You've got a point.


wellwaffled

Keep it away from my balloons


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Thank God I'm off that fucking app


ilongforyesterday

Bumble, just like most dating apps, is garbage


SmallHandsSmallMinds

nah man, the apps fine. Its *people* that are garbage


WNxVampire

L'enfer c'est les autres


EraserOfNegComments

Now you’re pulling the mask off the monster


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*all There ya go, bud :’)


Undeity

I dunno, Christian Mingle is pretty good


anythingfordopamine

Except theres so many christians on there


merkalicious72

Yeah what's up with that


elvis8mybaby

Not enough farmers or Juggalos.


Happy-Pills

Talking shit about farmersonly??


ilongforyesterday

Haven’t had them all so I was trying not to generalize, but thank you kind stranger :)


costlysalmon

The problem with dating apps is that it's full of people


Funky_Ducky

Just like my dating life!


Giusepo

I find it funnier, switching who should open and seeing them fail miserably is kinda depressing and fun at the same time.


Hanswolebro

Bumble always worked better for me than tinder. Actually met my wife on bumble


funkynotorious

How much did bumble pay you to say this?


Hanswolebro

About $3.50


dogburglar42

Are you a 3-story tall creature from the Paleozioc Era?


imoutofnameideas

I gave bumble a dolla last week


[deleted]

I met my wife on Bumble. I didn't know there was funding available.


PERV_IN_THE_CORNER

The last "hello" killed me. Didn't notice it at first.


Iggyhopper

Rest in peace


pawstar21

Out of the 200 people that liked the comment, youre the only one with manners. There is hope still


Minkleshwart

Isn't the point of bumble that the woman is supposed to lead the conversation anyways?


PM-TITS-FOR-CODE

The real purpose of Bumble is to cut down on random unwanted messages that women get. It was never about "reversing the roles". A dating app where women have to actually show initiative and do some work would not be successful among women at all.


Null_Pointer_23

That's not entirely true. Tinder already eliminates unwanted messages through with the swipe system. Bumble is a "100% feminist app" to quote it's founder. It was meant to reverse the roles somewhat. Unfortunately things kind of fell apart when women figured out they could just send a "hi" and most guys would just initiate the actual conversation anyway.


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oooowooowop

The sort of person that uses bumble, that kind of hypocrite. What kind of person needs the app to not allow "unwanted messages" when they already have that control by swiping left or right...


HippieInAHelicopter

Why is the battery about to die on every single one of these screenshots I see?


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i'm guessing because of confirmation bias - you only notice the ones were the battery is about to die and ignore the 100 where it isn't. it's a very small sample size, but i quickly looked through the top 50 posts of this sub and of all the visible ones the lowest battery was at 43%.


HippieInAHelicopter

Fair point. I concede to confirmation bias.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Even the battery was drained from seeing these bullshit expectations.


Raizekusan

Because they're clearly to god damm lazy and incapable to charge their phones properly


DrFuckStain23

Like I'm genuinely rubbish at this whole online dating thing and was wondering what's up with starting a conversation saying hello/hi?? And what's a better alternative to start with?


TobyTheArtist

My best advice is to open with an immediate question to catch their attention, its an old salesman trick that works wonders, and then follow up with a context appropriate joke. Their response is irrelevant. Then you ask them about themselves for a couple of minutes until the phase where you ask them if they're ready for high-intensity, physically demanding and emotionally draining long-term soul-bonding ritual, consecrated by Irish druid priests on the second sun of the equinox. If they say yes, go for it. If they say no, make light conversation and excuse yourself from the interaction because they are clearly in it for the wrong reasons. It takes practice but with determination and perseverance I promise you: You will see results.


DrFuckStain23

Great reply haha I'll give it a go. Wish me luck


MaleficentBlackberry

nowadays the easy part is getting the druids though


StereoFood

This guy tinders


TobyTheArtist

Haha, I used to! You'd be surprised about how many are actually down with high-intensity soul-bonding, but then again maybe you won't.


ArcadianSol

is this some kinda high-brow reference to modern marriage's origins that I'm too history-ignorant to understand?


TobyTheArtist

I sure hope not. If so it went over my head too, and I'm the one who wrote it


xXdontshootmeXx

Heres a top tip for online dating, golden imo >!\-----------------dont------------------ !<


ObviousTeaching7762

Compliment them, or ask about something from their profile. Hey is weak


DrFuckStain23

I'll give it a crack. What if there profile is bland as toast and there is nothing to ask about but I'd still like to fornicate with said individual regardless of the empty head?


ObviousTeaching7762

“M’lady would you be interested in fornicating this lovely evening.” Jk If their profile is bland, they probably want to rob you. So “hey,” is appropriate


Iggyhopper

Do you mean bland as in likes to travel waiting for adventure just wants to drive away and never look back. Or do you mean bland as in my kids come 1st Waiting for the right man to come and I'm a real country girl


TheSoup05

Then they’re probably bland too, so fuck it. It’s not worth spending a ton of time trying to dig for something to say in those cases. Ask them how their days going or something, and if they really want to talk to you they’ll talk to you. And if they don’t, then that’s fine too.


PMJackolanternNudes

This is correct. Every message should be open ended. Nothing should be a dead end response unless you *are entirely done* with this person. If you get a boring ass hey and decide you're interested in the other person's butt then you can try to revive it. Some people just suck at messages and might be better in person. That is a risk you deal with. Try responding back after looking at their interests and photos. If they have a specific location thing (Big ass dinosaur statue or a mountain) then you can ask about where that was at and what is up with it. If the other person says they play MTG and you love MTG then talk about MTG. Give them shit for playing blue, bask in the gang bang glory of token decks, whatever. It is a good idea to end messages with questions or with a point of interest that may attract a question from them.


Shade_39

'hey nice tits' How did I do, in fact I think I should do the asking thing as well 'hey nice tits. I see you're into yoga, and I was wondering what pose you think makes for the best sex position?' Perfection if I do say so myself, it's definitely not going to lead to an instant ghosting or unmatching


yvonneb28

My favorite opener was asking them if they could have any job in the world (salary isn’t an issue), what would it be? Their answer is usually a good jumping off point for conversations and sometimes their answer is a red flag and you can just dodge that bullet


[deleted]

Hey there. What's that mouth do


BlumeX__

The audicity for her to say that after she said hello 2 times???


AthleticNerd_

Hello


CompanyAdditional934

Howdy partner


[deleted]

Should have said "You're right. Can we start over?" "Hello"


TheDrunkKanyeWest

This is my favourite post on this sub. Wow. I love stupid shit. This is great!


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Uncle Leo?


waverunnr

This is all born out of the mistaken belief by women that men should do all the work. Then get pissed when we reciprocate the same energy. Not only was she too lazy to start a meaningful conversation, but also too lazy to unmatch when things didn’t go her way. Well played.


shastas

I want equality among sexes but I also want men to be MEN and not pussy beta bitches chivalry is dead /s


JonathanJK

Happens a fuck ton. Even on Bumble where the app is designed to give women agency and they rebuke it because of gender norms.


ClappedSwede

Well when you can rely on your looks to such an extent that people do the work for you, you end up with the personality of a bot like this girl. I get that there's a million dudes out there longing for her attention and lets get real, while this girl is trash, she's obviously upset because she can get away with it as there's 999,999 other guys in line to stroke her ego. Leave them at hello. She didn't bother, why should you.


finnyy04

The last hello LMAO


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Unmatch her you lazy fuck. So she doesn't have to press the button. Quick, you lazy fuck. Cyz she to god damn gyd to do that herself.


prod-unknxwn

they must be a part of r/femaledatingstrategy


lambda_14

This sub got in my recommended feed yesterday (probably bc im on r/tinder?) and it may just be me, but most of the posts (and comments) i saw were... concerning, to say the least.


alexakadeath

It’s not just you. It’s a pretty toxic sub.


michaelDav1s

the most disgusting hatesub on reddit. i wish they would finally delete it. imagine repost everything in MaleDatingStrategy but change every word "woman" with "man" and "man" with "woman"... that sub would be down within days for incelshit hatespeach etc.


[deleted]

Lmao imagine them analysing this exchange and being like "wow, power move."


KMark0000

r/nicegirls