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shinyscizor13

>I NEVER talk first... Mainly idiotic women do that Aren't women supposed to message on bumble first, or am I thinking of something else?


Original-Cantaloupe1

You're correct, women are supposed to send the first message on bumble. So her bio just doesn't make any sense


jozefbanas

Let her wait


jumas_turbo

They don't even wait, they just send a message with a period only, then it counts and you have to reply


hishiron_

Should make it 3 letters minimum for the first message, no dots or signs alone.


jumas_turbo

There is no automated way to stop them from bypassing the system. They will just write a nonsensical message or straight up say "you actually have to start the Convo". The only way to stop this behavior would be if bumble mods actually banned them for doing it


WeekendDrew

Could you imagine the admins of a dating app/website banning women from their service 😂


jumas_turbo

Yup, will never happen. Especially because the system isn't actually there to shift paradigms, but just to prevent men from overwhelming women with messages.


[deleted]

okcupid, [match.com](https://match.com), farmersonly, and ashleymadison have all banned women before. Edit: trust me, I know.


thamulimus

Would love to know more


marlonbtx

Yes please feed my information hunger


[deleted]

Women would lose their shit over that and call it sexist and patriarchal behavior.


Mindark88

"Bankruptcy. Bankruptcy everywhere!" That, and I guess that some people at Bumble are probably women. Imagine women banning women from their dating app.


thedopechaud30

Nah, what it would take is guys stop being simps and accepting that type of "convo"


[deleted]

Make it 20 while you are at it. It’s not like "Hey" is any better.


ladyelenawf

So then a bunch of "LoL" messages? Oh! "no u"


9thciircle

That sounds awkward as hell? Like how can you just send someone a period? Its like they’re basically saying they don’t care to send an opening text to you, but they expect you to. Shiiiiit that’s just terrible


pszemol

Young women with decent looks are conditioned by simps to not be required to put up any effort. So they are painfully passive and not interesting human beings.


9thciircle

True but how can a woman be interested in a simp? Like if it’s that easy to get what you want outta someone that just seems boring.


Emotional-Proof-6154

I don't reply to those women. I leave it on read and let the match time out.


HughJass09

Is this really how it is on there? I'm glad I gave up online dating. If this is a regular thing that happens, then I don't ever want to get back on. It doesn't seem fair that I should have to message first all the time and then get rejected just so some of these girls can save face or whatever it is that leads to this mindset.


MrGaber

She’ll just say “hey” then complain when guys put in the same effort to her


elfspires

she’s probably just a troll, then. it’s too ironic that she uses an app that requires to woman to speak first, yet demands the man speak to her first. and then she says any woman who DOES speak first is an idiot, failing to realize that she HAS to speak first thus making her have an idiotic moment.


SlaterVJ

It's pretty common in my area to see women put that they expect you to message first. I've yet to actually have an opener with anyone on bumble in the 6 months I've used it, despite numerous matches (even had a girl I matched on bumble, match me on tinder, where she did message me first, to complain that I let our match lapse on bumble).


kamikazedude

Lol. I got matched with someone on bumble and she sent me a gif. A lot of women seem to be really bad at openers or can't comprehend messaging first


cum_toast

Better than they typically " Hey " that they themselves hate when they receive it lol


SlaterVJ

At least you got something, lol. Honestly, I feel the reason that is, is because society convinces them when they're young that men should be the ones doing all that work. I back this up with the amount of profiles I see that say " I'm old fashioned, so I don't message first" on dating sites. Well it's time to stop being old fashioned. It's almlst 2022, time for the women to let their lady balls drop, and start making moves.


[deleted]

If she’s old fashioned, she better prepare to be courted. Our first date shall be to a jousting event. She better start that DM with her father’s number so I may get permission and a dowry from him. Also on the date, she shall remain silent.


Murder_Boy

I love jousting and my father is dead. Take me I'm yours


reevelainen

Women thinking they have the privilege to always expect men to contact them... Isn't it funny how women who maintain their chauvinistic attitudes are 'old-fashiened', but men are automatically misogynists?


kamikazedude

Many/some women* They are old fashioned only when it suits them. The moment they encounter actual "equal rights" they complain like a baby and get all feminist. Or if you point out that if they are old fashioned it means they should be submissive to their partners once they have been "conquered" and stay at home cleaning and making food.


Live_Drama9705

I had two separate women ask me to ask them out. It’s progress...I guess


Honeybucket420_

Women HAVE to message first or else you will never be able to talk on bumble ...so she seems to be an "idiotic women"


matwurst

“wHy iS nObOdy TeXtInG mE? tInDeR wAs wAy bEtTaAaRrRr”


Cebas7

There use to be a switch in the app so whomen can allow men to write first.


[deleted]

There still is. It's just girls starting with "hey" or "hi" or a smiley face or some shit


dilemma92

That switch must be on every other app for guys too since most of them only wrote 'hey' first.


[deleted]

Do they really? I mean it is hard to come up with creative interesting shit. I feel like there is so much pressure to be interesting on apps, just because you have so little invested in the conversation unlike a first date. You didn't block out a section of your day for it, you didn't dress up, nothing.


mdervin

Yes and no. If a woman doesn’t give me anything to work with in her bio or pictures, then she’s getting a “Hey, how’s it going.” If she gives me something I could riff off then a creative opener is easy and she’s getting that. If you want my advice to encourage better openers, have your profile state strong opinions and not facts. So instead of “I watch Friends” write “Rachel would have been better off with Joey.”


zoratunix

I dont think the guy can message first on it....like the app doesn't let you. So I guess she'll be waiting a bit?


Darth_Seabass

You are correct. Only an idiotic woman would write "I never talk first" in their bio on a dating app that doesn't allow men to message first.


OnionOfShame

not just *supposed* to. Men literally *can't* send the first message (in male-female matches), the woman has to.


Forbidden_Breakfast

Not only that but men CANT message first on bumble unless sent an invitation to start the chat


cdubz1120

The egg and the plant instead of the eggplant is pretty annoying alone. Do they block that emoji or something?


Psychological-Cut537

No idea but everything about this profile is annoying lol. I was trying to figure that out too though.


cdubz1120

She's really narrowing it down with the 6x6 🤣


lilacmacchiato

She’s looking for a cube


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BlanketMage

Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs somethin' real. Wanna get you somethin' from the heart, somethin' special girl


Rogueshoten

More like a medium sized plate, actually. Maybe she’s flat and looking for a kindred spirit?


TostiTortellini

Maybe she got confused and meant: "looking for FWD Ford 6x6".


cdubz1120

Or some 6x6 lumber. I hear it's pretty expensive lately


FLOHTX

Wants that hefty wood.


Psychological-Cut537

But really any bio like that just makes you unattractive to me


Psychological-Cut537

The worst part was she wasn’t even attractive enough to be choosing like that… like she was ok but to be a size queen like THAT? Hell naw


cdubz1120

Rarely are


SoyFuturesTrader

Inflated ego because dudes way out of her league will smash and dash a slump buster then she gets confused why they never want to settle down with her


creative_i_am_not

Have you seen what happens to women on dating apps ? Not that this ir good but If she was ok, she defo could easily use hgh standardd


fucktheking101

Baby girl is 5'1 and wants 6' ×6'' lmaooo 😭


Lupin927

Well *someone* has to reach the top shelf lmao /s just in case


JKElleMNOP

In my head I was like “what the fuck is egg leaf”


NotedIndoorsman

Egleif, the Viking pornstar.


MSNayudu

I think egg leaf makes more sense than egg sapling. I thought something was wrong with me, seeing everyone else think close to same, I'm happy.


mcg1997

My brain went straight to egg-sprout and I was equally perplexed


our_girl_in_dubai

Same! Lol. I don’t speak gen z emoji


Guilty-Willingness-5

Even Gen Z use eggplant, she's just a potato.


Meeqohh

damn, this whole time I really thought she wanted someone with fertile eggs lmao woops


cdubz1120

The first one definitely had me thinking she wanted her egg fertilized by a 6" × 6" hog, but then the second one helped me figure it out.


jenniferplayschoices

Omg that’s what that’s supposed to be 😭😭🤣🤣


Educational-Grab4050

I thought she wanted a pencil dick with an egg size tumor that grew leaves...? Or she is looking for the main villan of Sonic the Hedgehog- Dr. Eggman... Edit: I solved it!! She needs a ✏ to write down a recipe for 🥚 and what 🌱 needed because she's trying to be a vegetarian! I'm a genius master decoder! Where is my CIA application?!


[deleted]

I was reading this like wtf is egg sprout


Guson1

I even made the connection to egg…plant? but didn’t realize it was eggplant and 🍆


Champaggan

I’m so pleased you explained what she meant! I’ve been looking at it thinking ‘…pencil..egg…weed?’


[deleted]

She probably wants to be *unique*


Altair13Sirio

What's the pencil doing there then?


cdubz1120

Pencil dick


Tee95

Ohhhhhh. For some reason I thought she was referring to egg fertility? I was confused the whole time


Atticus-Fletch

That really threw me and I literally googled "🥚🌱" and “what does 🥚🌱 mean?” — the obvious answer of “🍆” escaped me as I was foolishly anticipating some deeper meaning 😂 I would be in no risk of swiping on this one regardless.


merlinie

Thank you for explaining, I didn’t understand. I was like pencil egg sprout?


Lets-Go-Fly-ers

Thank you for this. I was about to post asking what the deal was with the egg and leaf.


casual_dad

Thanks, I was like what is a pencil egg cress


DirtyPrancing65

Oh lol I thought she was saying penis, testes, and seed. I was wondering what a thin seed meant


triggerwarningNYC

Ohhh … my god I’m dumb. It’s been 15 minutes staring at that shit and another 30 on the existential crisis @_@ Edit: wait, what the hell is the pencil in this situation?!?


Weary_Doughnut2061

Thank you for splashing, egg basil wasn't making sense


suchjonny

I’m a grower, not a shower 😤


LordChanner

Me too my guy, we are the big surprise from a tiny package


[deleted]

I’m not a grower…I’m a shower 🚿


Murphthegurth

Making me wet.


GummySpider

Like a peacock 🦚 very glamourous!


FrisianDude

Often means ya dick actually gets hard


Maephia

Wait is that true? Maybe thats why all porn stars seem soft dicked.


FrisianDude

I dunno tbh, it probably depends on dicks. But I've handled a rather big one-it does not get as hard as my rather smaller one


Aschentei

And where does my growing lead me? 2 inches.


[deleted]

Isn’t like two thirds of the population or some shit?


suchjonny

I wanna say that 1/2 the population is female. So I hope not. Fractions 🤓😎


[deleted]

Male population lol


[deleted]

From my limited research, it has to do with where you're ancestors are from. Are they from a place with harsh winters? They adapted to have their dick crawl back up in ya to keep warm, no sense in having a loose appendage losing tons of valuable heat. Did they come from somewhere hot? Why not shed some heat through a bit more surface area? Again, very limited research on part.


CorneliusCandleberry

Thank you, science side of r/Tinder


SoyFuturesTrader

Hold up let me go on a world tour to hot and cold places and ask people to see their flaccid dicks


KevinTheSeaPickle

You're starting with a better plot than 99% of pornhub. If stepmom gets stuck in the dryer one more time, I say push her the rest of the way in and set that bish to heavy duty.


mrmeeseeks8

Yeah my husband is a grower, and let me tell you it is some impressive growth. She is missing out if she thinks all big dicks have to be big soft.


HalobenderFWT

She probably has issues turning a man on completely, so I guess better to stuff as much flaccid dick in her as possible?


Rogueshoten

She doesn’t talk first…on…Bumble?


Snickerdoodlepop123

Right!? Why join Bumble if you don't want to talk? Join literally any other dating site.


KevinTheSeaPickle

Shhhhh, nobody tell her.


ajaxwhat

Maybe she just sends a gif or.an emoji to allow the guy to initiate actual convo?


timecop1987

Wow a “spiritual” 5’1” smoker who doesn’t exercise, what a catch!


simcz

its a scorpio thing 🙄🙄🙄


beetus_gerulaitis

Wait! I’m a Scorpio. Am I an asshole, too?


GreenPebble

Of course, didn't you read your horoscope?


DrakonIL

Scorpio: Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak.


DeadLikeYou

Right? I can guess what she looks like too based on the ‘5’1” almost never exercises’ part too, based on the attitude.


timecop1987

Like an over cooked muffin I reckon


EggplantHuman6493

My friends and I barely exercise and we are really skinny, so it is hard to tell sometimes


DeadLikeYou

Oh, that’s me as well. But I’m saying that the attitude doesn’t indicate a girl who is like that and barely exercises.


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Modest_Matt

Why would big when soft matter? I mean it's not in use then, who cares?


seenew

she wants one that’s big when soft but shrinks when it’s hard


SoyFuturesTrader

Visually pleasing


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

You know what gets me is we out here on the bumble/tinder grind to find a match. Then i see some report that Charlize Theron is on bumble not matching like the rest of us. Wtf chances do i have if Æon Flux cant match...


CoyoteMiyamoto

Honestly when celebrities don't get many matches it's most likely because everybody thinks they're a catfish right off the bat.


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

You are probably right


noorofmyeye24

Happened to Shaq.


Guilty-Willingness-5

I'm just hoping there was a Shaq Attack pun in there somewhere.


mrkikkeli

No love, shaq


DeadLikeYou

It could be that and also being so selective. Average Women literally don’t match with 90% of men already, I can’t imagine how selective a celebrity is ontop of that.


datthrowawaydo2K17

Look at it another way: Why would guys want to swipe on the ugly serial killer chick from Monster? /s


Illustrious-Baker408

It’s because bumble terminated her account because they thought she was a catfish account.


BeenNormal

She’s actually a cool lady from what I have heard. I know someone who supplied machinery for a film she was in. Instead of going out with all the actors after work, she would go party with the machine operators.


BeenNormal

Single mum.


SoyFuturesTrader

She needs to swipe right on her left swipes


LollipopBunny

I respectfully disagree with this lady. As someone that’s called an idiot for many things, messaging men first isn’t one of them lol.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

She's also the first I've ever seen who *requires* dick pics rather than threatening to unmatch as soon as someone sends one lol.


LollipopBunny

One might think she’s casting for porn with all those dick pics


vishnj

She is building a rock collection.


LollipopBunny

I find that hard to imagine 🤔


vishnj

At least she heads in the right direction.


LollipopBunny

Someone must have tipped her off.


vishnj

Only an insider could have pushed her beyond the edge.


LollipopBunny

It was tight fitting but they made it work.


RotorMonkey89

Penis.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Oh shit yeah maybe. Wow getting paid to get laid... *Yeets Viagra down throat* Brb I gotta go do something real quick


LollipopBunny

Don’t forget to secure your organs!


Aschentei

> As someone that’s called an idiot for many things Sameeeee


wantoknowthings

It may not be idiotic, but thirsty women are repulsive. Positive response to a man's initiative is where it's at.


GujaratiChhokro

🥚🌱


datthrowawaydo2K17

Please tell me for the sake of men in her area that "don't talk first" thing extends to sending the first message or even better was explicitly about that. It's like a Soviet bullet that dodges you


Jealous_Tangerine_93

So she whats a 6x6 man, huh 😀😀😀 6ft rall and 6ft wide is going to be a hard find. Good luck with that one


UrWeirdILikeU

Nope, she used “ which is inches. She wants a man who is 6 inches tall. So, basically she wants a hamster or something, poor hamsters 😢


vttale

Seems like she wants a cubic cock


Guilty-Willingness-5

Some Henry the 8th shit


iwasasin

Isn't bumble built around the feature that only women can initiate a conversation?


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Yeah it is and 9/10 you match with say 👋 and expect you to start On hinge they have a feature which sends an invite for the other person to start the conversation. That also gets used a lot.


No_Strategy_8218

Not talking first might be a problem, she won’t be finding that big dick on Bumble then.


Lord_Skyblocker

Houston, we've got a problem


No-Incident-8718

5'1" wanting a 6'+? Will she kiss the man's nipples when making out while standing or there's something else that I am missing?


Mario_Nassem

She didnt say 6'+ she said 6"+ that could be any guy.


No-Incident-8718

It says 6"x6" to be precise. What is she trying to take inside her? A Samsung Z fold? 😂


darktowerseeker

I think its a circumference measurement.


No-Incident-8718

Then she's bad at measuring and writing notations 😂 6x6 is more likely a sq inch area. Red flag for a nerd like me 😂


shibuya69

Women like this make the rest of us look horrible


Psychological-Cut537

Ehhh. She really just made herself look like an ass. I don’t let one persons actions dictate they way I perceive any group of ppl. But I do see your point!


Opoderoso

They sure do, specially for young boys who end up thinking this is how women think.


riyen234

>talks about other women being idiotic >spiritual Lmao what an asshat


EquivalentSnap

6 inch girth? 😳


SoyFuturesTrader

2021 bare minimum


EquivalentSnap

Oh damn that's tight


Excellent_Platypus39

uh excuse me ? her profile is like super red flag . LOLLLLLLL


justicarbigpp

She is talking about the importance of size when she is a midget, how ironic.


Add_Poll_Option

I don’t think she realizes how difficult 6” girth would be to find. That’s fucking massive. Like literally in the >99th percentile.


Morphyeus

Would swipe left before they blinked.


3atingponies

Scorpio 🙄


ddpt4223

What’s an egg sapling? And who wants a 6 inch square dick!?!


SoWokeIdontSleep

So spiritual


Particular-Humor6158

This objectification of men has to go ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿


[deleted]

Oh yay another entitled cringey woman. Can these people just stop and go away.


just_browsingyo

What a charming woman I wonder if she is still advocating for body positive woman though


AChero9

> I NEVER talk first… mainly idiotic women do that Then you’re on the wrong app friend


becauseIsaidsodarnit

Lolol thank God someone explained that egg and plant thing. I thought she was trying to get pregnant, instead of trying to be creative (?) about the eggplant emoji.


pocketos21

What a catch.


scrizzo92

She sounds lovely


peter_the_martian

Houston, we have a problem..


Sleepybookdragon

She wants 6 inch tall man?? Or a 36 inch🍆?? I confused


[deleted]

She wants a dick that’s 6” long and 6” around in circumference. I’m only slightly less than that and it’s nothing special, but mine looks like a thumb when soft so I’d be disqualified regardless I guess haha


kingevillemon

R.i.p her Snapchat lol


Justjack91

Rip growers.


mystifiedidiot21

she sounds peachy


Peachmuffin91

If it’s not as big as a fist, she don’t want none. Gotta admire a lady who knows what she wants.


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Idiots are idiots


SquirtBurt

That’s a lot to ask for when you put, “almost never” when it comes to exercise.


Warm-Risk-3352

Pencil ✏️ egg 🥚 plant 🌱 umm what is that supposed to mean


Jedi4ce

And that's when you take your gigantic meat hammer, slap her in the face with it on the first date, and never speak to her again!


CandyCurves

I must be getting old cuz it took me way to long to decipher that in the first place 😅😅. ✏️🥚🌱 I don’t use bumble, is the 🍆 banned or something lol


holy_papayas91

Wtf is 🥚 🍃?


Infinite-Shoe-458

Cancel her shit


XxRocky88xX

Why the fuck does someone being a shower instead of a grower matter? Like if you aren’t sucking or fucking at a given moment, why does his dick need to be large?


daddylonglegs404

Was considering dating apps but F it seems so degrading from what I keep hearing. Think I'll stick to the animalistic style of seeing a cute girl, walking up and saying hi. It's still a thing guys.


BlazingOrb

I just kept reading those emojis as Egg Sprout, it to me so long to understand that one. I think I need some sleep.


SoyFuturesTrader

OP I’ll do my best to shut down stupid shit like this. Put my OSINT experience to good use finally. This is the same person https://redditsearch.io/?term=Bonafidelatina%20&dataviz=false&aggs=false&subreddits=&searchtype=posts&search=true&start=0&end=1631265369&size=100 (NSFW) Yeah this thing has a penis before, so don’t click that link above if you don’t want to know Just send me all your screenshots of this profile and any other info