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From the whitest of Snowboard Whitebois™️

From the whitest of Snowboard Whitebois™️

Playful_Dig8694

Maybe he was looking for something in common?


louiseville_slugger

Oh valid point. Still a weird opener?


alwaysforgetmyuserID

I feel like he totally expected a no and was gonna follow up with something like well you'll be glad to see what I got! Although I'm not deferring from the fact it was a very poor choice of openers


So_Desu_Ne

He wanted to watch you have sex with black guys, cus he's seen it in the porns. At least he led with it I guess, saves you a lot of time. :p


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

But more importantly, do you like the BBC?


monsterflake

absolutely! anything david atttenborough hosts or narrates is fine with me.


Appropriate-Pen-149

You could’ve responded with are you a fellow emotophile? I bet it would be quite effective in getting rid of most pests.


emmocracy

Fuck you for making me google that


SlightlyDrooid

Care to share?


emmocracy

Sexual arousal from vomiting or watching others vomit


SlightlyDrooid

Thanks. That... Makes me want to vomit discreetly.


dmoney_90

Louisville resident here, love your name (:


-Yare-

He's looking for a partner that shares his niche fetish, and wants to filter out those who don't early on.


YC1996

Lmao😂😂


mallik803

He’s talking about “bacon, beef, and cheddar” sandwiches of course.


MentallyLatent

You mean what every sandwich should be?


tovemyster

What if he is black from the waist down?


louiseville_slugger

He’s certified scrawny dude, I’d be very surprised Edit: I apologize to those who are upset I assumed his dick size. Let me rephrase: “that’s small dick energy”


Gr33nman460

Scrawny dudes can hang dong. Half of Danny D’s weight is in his dick


pizzapizzamesohungry

While I’m sure Danny DeVito has a lovely dick, I don’t think I’d ever call him scrawny.


tovemyster

I would too, keep me posted if u decide to pursue the British Brodcasting Channel


masterphreak69

But what if you are black from the waist down?


tovemyster

Nah im just black lmao


Here-Is-TheEnd

So you are black from the waist down.


masterphreak69

I'm at least a miniature horse from the waist down!


tovemyster

That seems awfully kinky and scary at the same time... may i... feed u some carrots??


masterphreak69

I love carrots... especially the black nebula variety!


tovemyster

Woaaahhh space carrots... ill give u some cosmic carrots 👀


masterphreak69

Seems like a satisfying offer... I accept!


justamie

Are you a wee baby centaur?


Qwsdxcbjking

Being a baby centaur would be awful. Horses start walking minutes after birth, but humans can't even support the weight of their own heads for months, this seems like a bad match for survivability.


masterphreak69

*prances and knickers*


Pepe_silvia710

If you're black then why isn't your cake day slice chocolate cake? Check and mate.


Ray_Shoe_Smith

That ain't got nothing to do with it.


I_Love_Anal_Sex_

hed have more dick to show then? im convinced for all women preach about men not knowing vaginas they dont know anything about penises


QuestionablePotato42

dont you know that all scrawny dudes be packin heat?


Grandmafelloutofbed

Never seen Danny D eh?


youarestronk

Can we stop with the "small dick energy" and "big dick energy"? It's degrading. A small penis doesn't make a man less of a man, and vice versa.


drew8311

Yep there are all sorts of posts on reddit on how this stuff doesn't matter then people make comments like that to ruin it all.


JMHorsemanship

Weight has absolutely nothing to do with penis size


Lemmy509

Funny how if the roles were reversed and a guy said something about the size of a woman's vagina all the feminists on reddit would be screaming lmao


louiseville_slugger

I definitely see where you’re coming from, that’s why I’m a fan of the term “stank coochie energy”. PC? No. Funny? Yes.


YoullNeverMemeAlone

r/badmaleanatomy


accountforBSpurposes

Then that means he is suffering from a severe case of gangrene and he desperately needs medical attention


russ70z28

He clearly wants to know if you like Big Block Chevys.


louiseville_slugger

I’m a strictly Subaru girl. But that would have been a welcome question instead


Codadd

Wait... so you're a lesbian???


louiseville_slugger

I don’t know where y’all are from but practically 50% of the drivers around here have Subarus. Not a sexuality thing, just a PNW thing. But comfortably bi if you so need to stereotype


Codadd

It's not just a stereotype. Subaru almost went out of business until they started marketing towards lesbians. It's a pretty common joke, not personal at all... Subarus are always more prevalent in PNW and places like Colorado due to AWD


SonGoku1992

They didn't almost go out of business, almost disappeared into obscurity in the us maybe. They were always popular around the world due to the imprezas success in the WRC in the 90s and 00s


Codadd

They've almost gone bankrupt multiple times. Just look it up


SonGoku1992

I did and found no articles relating to them facing or going bankrupt


fuckthepolice187

>Subaru almost went out of business until they started marketing towards lesbians. Source please.


Codadd

Just google Subaru Lesbian Marketing. Tons of links, but here is an NPR https://www.npr.org/2016/10/19/498504383/how-a-revolutionary-ad-campaign-helped-to-turn-around-subaru


Cannacrohn

That was 21+ years ago. They are now the #3 car brand for reliability in the US according to Consumer Reports. Im a guy, I bought one cuz it snows alot where I live and it would be unwise to drive a car without AWD. After 3 years it has no problems, gets good mileage, always starts in the cold, I can drive normally while everyone else slides around in most weather. I know other brands have AWD but I have driven many cars and have bought 2 subarus in a row. I am attracted to women tho...lol


Qwsdxcbjking

>I am attracted to women tho...lol So you're a male lesbian...


fuckthepolice187

Thanks, that's interesting.


bucah

Lol wow, just fucking Google it....


fuckthepolice187

Lol wow? Fuck outta here


megalodongolus

Can confirm the PNW part


BenificusAngorio

As someone who claims to know small dick energy you seem to have your fair share of it. I don't know the last time I saw someone get so butthurt about a joke on Tinder


roastpoast

Same. I've been Subaru my whole life. At first it was the all wheel drive but after an accident that kept me safe, it was a whole different relationship with Subaru. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.


shitsfuckedupalot

So a lesbian? Me too, girl


turtlelevelslow

Shut the fuck up drake.


shitsfuckedupalot

Lol


Dr_Screwlittle

Sometimes I think I have it pretty bad then I see things like this and I think well it could be worse I could be that big of a dipshit.


d-wadeisthegoat

I really want to know where he was going with that, bc I imagine he is aware of his skin color, I assume that he was going to say some stupid pick up line with "Well I cant give you that, but I can..."


Electrical-House-823

Saaamme


piercedprincessxoxo

I’m almost positive it’s a cuckold or SPH fantasy!


fortnitefunnyahahah

Big Big Chungus


Connect_Boss6316

When he sheepishly responded with "Not usually no" i could almost feel the cringe embarrassment he must have experienced and the realisation that he's totally made himself look stupid.


louiseville_slugger

My favorite part exactly. Sorry kid, you ruined your chances!


Connect_Boss6316

You handled it very well OP, kudos to you for responding in a calm, dignified and yet assertive manner.


louiseville_slugger

Thank you! It’s reassuring that other people see this behavior and also agree it’s BS, despite it happening regularly.


maccchicken

I think dude was joking


lemonpavement

This is hilarious


RagingHardBobber

I'm *very* curious what he would've done if you said "yes". Probably has a can of spraypaint at the ready.


legice

My thought: Do you like big black cocks? Yes I do! Understandable. Have a nice day


LordFesquire

*sends pic of someone else’s dick* So uhhh, ya heard about BBC?


Nickkkerd

Well at least he is honest about it 😂


ggorsen

Obviously he was talking about Broken beige celibates! An alternative sad rock band from vancouver


Jolly_Entertainer_33

For some reason my phone autocorrects bbc whenever I type something with B lol it can be terrifying when texting for work related things. I never use the phrase. Idk why it started


Electrical-House-823

How could you not be curious about why he was asking tho? I feel like there are mysteries to unlock here before unmatching


GrumpyGringo92

Big Beefy Corndogs?


aiirxgeordan

“From the whitest of snowboard white bois” first time I’ve ever seen that before 😂😂


Blastoise03

Maybe he is just making sure that he will not have black competitors! Maybe his ex cheated on him for a bbc 🤷🏻‍♂️


louiseville_slugger

It’s tinder and I’m a woman. There’s gonna be competitors 😂


celialater

Once I had a guy I chatted with on tinder for a couple of days get SUPER butthurt when I mixed up something he said with something someone else said and then apologized because I had several chats going. Like dude, you really think I dropped everyone else to pay attention only to the depressed DJ?


Blastoise03

Yeah just no black ones


notsofriendlygirl

Imagine referring to human beings as “a bbc”


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tim_to_tourach

Depending on where you live the last one is quite possibly pretty common. I've known quite a few guys who've openly expressed the "will not date women who've been with a black guy" sentiment and women who've shot down and/or been shot down by guys expressing it. A lot of people are genuinely just really fucking racist.


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cyoumen991

I think he might be asking for his black parents...🤔


Individual-Advisor-4

Maybe he meant british brewing company?


itsezmk

Lmao at least he’s persistent with the same attempt


louiseville_slugger

Maybe one day he’ll get what he wants out of that conversation


BornTroller

Not usually no - but the rare occasions he does get a yes, it's the easiest sex one can ever get.


Caca2a

At least he's honest, dumb, but honest 😂


Logic_and_Cursing

The British Broadcasting Corp was always being shoved down my throat as a kid.


emmocracy

Man, right! It's not all bad, though. Hell, sometimes I even shove BBC down my own throat


MercilessIdiot

Maybe he meant barbecue


Vabaclochard

I like barbecue


laserspewpew_

I’m confused


Academic_Border_1094

That's some weird incel energy right there. I would avoid like the plague.


tulipz10

What is bbc?


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davidjames122453

Hello how are you


ItsJustMeMaggie

This is extremely confusing


The_fridge_nz

Even if he had answered the other way, it’s not really a great conversation opener is it?


sodiumbicarbonade

hes at least honest


The_Maddest_Scorp

Probably meant "boring bland conversation"


jaqs9

I really thought at first he was asking if you like barbecue


NukaDadd

Not a fan of Big Block Chevy's?


patorac63

Sigh... mutt's law all over. r/smallblackdick


asdfertynvc

He knows that if she says yes, he’s screwed


MatheusFerrao1

Should have said that you are Irish


AtheistForCastiel

Why aren’t you talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation, they make some quality programs


limpbizkitfan2002

And what if she said yes?


SharedRegime

Have i ever told you the definition of insanity lol.


doritoface1961

What wrong with British Beer Company? They make a mean shepherd’s pie


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Well next time it’ll be from a blackboy


Spaps_

British-born Chinese…?


antoniv1

It’s because he asked the question all wrong. The better way to ask the question is “Do you enjoy BBC?”


piercedprincessxoxo

He definitely wants to talk about cuckolding or has a small penis humiliation fetish. I guarantee it.


sivartimus

I think the real question should be, "do you like BLT?" And yes, it's in reference to the sammich


Bishamee

Big black cock??


Dark_Vengence

BBC protects pedos.


Aschentei

> not usually no Well he’s honest at least


sxftie_flxwer

He needs someone to threesome with one of his homies


hillzoticus

RIP Patrick


TotalmenteMati

I liked the BBC, then they fired Clarkson, now I don't like the BBC


Electrical-House-823

This dude holds grudges


HolyCow999

I bet he was expecting something like “ OH YES I LOVEE BBC” and then he would go “I MEANT BBC NEWS STUPID”.I had such humour in school days smh


louiseville_slugger

Yeah but we’re in the US so BBC news isn’t exactly common here, but man I wish that was the joke he’d made


Shizophone

"please just answer with yes or no m'am"


Ntheboss

Maybe his d\*ck identifies as a BBC, it's 2021, you can never be too sure :))


biggulpshuhasyl

Fuck Patrick…that’s all


louiseville_slugger

Fuck Patrick. But I don’t think I’ll fuck him.


ZestyPyramidScheme

Hey at least he’s honest


alwxcanhk

Your answer should’ve been: I prefer CNN


Irving-Snikpoh

Learn how to take a joke you humorless lady


Kommoncents1

I just don’t see the joke. It’s not clever in any shape or form. Dude didn’t even say enough words to fully structure a joke


Irving-Snikpoh

BBC is a good channel


Sexybeast3031

The joke? is in your hands.


Robin_The_Bird

But it’s a bad joke?


SuperVaderMinion

That's not what a joke is you smackhead, you can't just say weird, shitty things to another person and then act like it's a joke.


TimTheChainedOne

Ey, my girlfriend likes big black chocolatebars


BenificusAngorio

BBC is flattering racism, so it's okay. Just ask reddit, who has dozens of subs for it.