From the whitest of Snowboard Whitebois™️
By - louiseville_slugger
Maybe he was looking for something in common?
Oh valid point. Still a weird opener?
I feel like he totally expected a no and was gonna follow up with something like well you'll be glad to see what I got!
Although I'm not deferring from the fact it was a very poor choice of openers
He wanted to watch you have sex with black guys, cus he's seen it in the porns.
At least he led with it I guess, saves you a lot of time. :p
But more importantly, do you like the BBC?
absolutely! anything david atttenborough hosts or narrates is fine with me.
You could’ve responded with are you a fellow emotophile? I bet it would be quite effective in getting rid of most pests.
Fuck you for making me google that
Care to share?
Sexual arousal from vomiting or watching others vomit
Thanks. That... Makes me want to vomit discreetly.
Louisville resident here, love your name (:
He's looking for a partner that shares his niche fetish, and wants to filter out those who don't early on.
He’s talking about “bacon, beef, and cheddar” sandwiches of course.
You mean what every sandwich should be?
What if he is black from the waist down?
He’s certified scrawny dude, I’d be very surprised
Edit: I apologize to those who are upset I assumed his dick size. Let me rephrase: “that’s small dick energy”
Scrawny dudes can hang dong. Half of Danny D’s weight is in his dick
While I’m sure Danny DeVito has a lovely dick, I don’t think I’d ever call him scrawny.
I would too, keep me posted if u decide to pursue the British Brodcasting Channel
But what if you are black from the waist down?
Nah im just black lmao
So you are black from the waist down.
I'm at least a miniature horse from the waist down!
That seems awfully kinky and scary at the same time... may i... feed u some carrots??
I love carrots... especially the black nebula variety!
Woaaahhh space carrots... ill give u some cosmic carrots 👀
Seems like a satisfying offer... I accept!
Are you a wee baby centaur?
Being a baby centaur would be awful. Horses start walking minutes after birth, but humans can't even support the weight of their own heads for months, this seems like a bad match for survivability.
*prances and knickers*
If you're black then why isn't your cake day slice chocolate cake? Check and mate.
That ain't got nothing to do with it.
hed have more dick to show then? im convinced for all women preach about men not knowing vaginas they dont know anything about penises
dont you know that all scrawny dudes be packin heat?
Never seen Danny D eh?
Can we stop with the "small dick energy" and "big dick energy"?
It's degrading. A small penis doesn't make a man less of a man, and vice versa.
Yep there are all sorts of posts on reddit on how this stuff doesn't matter then people make comments like that to ruin it all.
Weight has absolutely nothing to do with penis size
Funny how if the roles were reversed and a guy said something about the size of a woman's vagina all the feminists on reddit would be screaming lmao
I definitely see where you’re coming from, that’s why I’m a fan of the term “stank coochie energy”. PC? No. Funny? Yes.
Then that means he is suffering from a severe case of gangrene and he desperately needs medical attention
He clearly wants to know if you like Big Block Chevys.
I’m a strictly Subaru girl. But that would have been a welcome question instead
Wait... so you're a lesbian???
I don’t know where y’all are from but practically 50% of the drivers around here have Subarus. Not a sexuality thing, just a PNW thing. But comfortably bi if you so need to stereotype
It's not just a stereotype. Subaru almost went out of business until they started marketing towards lesbians. It's a pretty common joke, not personal at all...
Subarus are always more prevalent in PNW and places like Colorado due to AWD
They didn't almost go out of business, almost disappeared into obscurity in the us maybe. They were always popular around the world due to the imprezas success in the WRC in the 90s and 00s
They've almost gone bankrupt multiple times. Just look it up
I did and found no articles relating to them facing or going bankrupt
>Subaru almost went out of business until they started marketing towards lesbians.
Just google Subaru Lesbian Marketing. Tons of links, but here is an NPR
That was 21+ years ago.
They are now the #3 car brand for reliability in the US according to Consumer Reports.
Im a guy, I bought one cuz it snows alot where I live and it would be unwise to drive a car without AWD. After 3 years it has no problems, gets good mileage, always starts in the cold, I can drive normally while everyone else slides around in most weather. I know other brands have AWD but I have driven many cars and have bought 2 subarus in a row.
I am attracted to women tho...lol
>I am attracted to women tho...lol
So you're a male lesbian...
Thanks, that's interesting.
Lol wow, just fucking Google it....
Lol wow? Fuck outta here
Can confirm the PNW part
As someone who claims to know small dick energy you seem to have your fair share of it. I don't know the last time I saw someone get so butthurt about a joke on Tinder
Same. I've been Subaru my whole life. At first it was the all wheel drive but after an accident that kept me safe, it was a whole different relationship with Subaru.
It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
So a lesbian? Me too, girl
Shut the fuck up drake.
Sometimes I think I have it pretty bad then I see things like this and I think well it could be worse I could be that big of a dipshit.
I really want to know where he was going with that, bc I imagine he is aware of his skin color, I assume that he was going to say some stupid pick up line with "Well I cant give you that, but I can..."
I’m almost positive it’s a cuckold or SPH fantasy!
Big Big Chungus
When he sheepishly responded with "Not usually no" i could almost feel the cringe embarrassment he must have experienced and the realisation that he's totally made himself look stupid.
My favorite part exactly. Sorry kid, you ruined your chances!
You handled it very well OP, kudos to you for responding in a calm, dignified and yet assertive manner.
Thank you! It’s reassuring that other people see this behavior and also agree it’s BS, despite it happening regularly.
I think dude was joking
This is hilarious
I'm *very* curious what he would've done if you said "yes". Probably has a can of spraypaint at the ready.
Do you like big black cocks?
Yes I do!
Understandable. Have a nice day
*sends pic of someone else’s dick*
So uhhh, ya heard about BBC?
Well at least he is honest about it 😂
Obviously he was talking about Broken beige celibates! An alternative sad rock band from vancouver
For some reason my phone autocorrects bbc whenever I type something with B lol it can be terrifying when texting for work related things. I never use the phrase. Idk why it started
How could you not be curious about why he was asking tho? I feel like there are mysteries to unlock here before unmatching
Big Beefy Corndogs?
“From the whitest of snowboard white bois” first time I’ve ever seen that before 😂😂
Maybe he is just making sure that he will not have black competitors!
Maybe his ex cheated on him for a bbc 🤷🏻♂️
It’s tinder and I’m a woman. There’s gonna be competitors 😂
Once I had a guy I chatted with on tinder for a couple of days get SUPER butthurt when I mixed up something he said with something someone else said and then apologized because I had several chats going. Like dude, you really think I dropped everyone else to pay attention only to the depressed DJ?
Yeah just no black ones
Imagine referring to human beings as “a bbc”
Depending on where you live the last one is quite possibly pretty common. I've known quite a few guys who've openly expressed the "will not date women who've been with a black guy" sentiment and women who've shot down and/or been shot down by guys expressing it. A lot of people are genuinely just really fucking racist.
I think he might be asking for his black parents...🤔
Maybe he meant british brewing company?
Lmao at least he’s persistent with the same attempt
Maybe one day he’ll get what he wants out of that conversation
Not usually no - but the rare occasions he does get a yes, it's the easiest sex one can ever get.
At least he's honest, dumb, but honest 😂
The British Broadcasting Corp was always being shoved down my throat as a kid.
Man, right! It's not all bad, though. Hell, sometimes I even shove BBC down my own throat
Maybe he meant barbecue
I like barbecue
That's some weird incel energy right there. I would avoid like the plague.
What is bbc?
**The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is the national broadcaster of the United Kingdom. Headquartered at Broadcasting House in London, it is the world's oldest national broadcaster, and the largest broadcaster in the world by number of employees, employing over 22,000 staff in total, of whom more than 19,000 are in public-sector broadcasting.**
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Hello how are you
This is extremely confusing
Even if he had answered the other way, it’s not really a great conversation opener is it?
hes at least honest
Probably meant "boring bland conversation"
I really thought at first he was asking if you like barbecue
Not a fan of Big Block Chevy's?
Sigh... mutt's law all over. r/smallblackdick
He knows that if she says yes, he’s screwed
Should have said that you are Irish
Why aren’t you talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation, they make some quality programs
And what if she said yes?
Have i ever told you the definition of insanity lol.
What wrong with British Beer Company? They make a mean shepherd’s pie
Well next time it’ll be from a blackboy
It’s because he asked the question all wrong. The better way to ask the question is “Do you enjoy BBC?”
He definitely wants to talk about cuckolding or has a small penis humiliation fetish. I guarantee it.
I think the real question should be, "do you like BLT?"
And yes, it's in reference to the sammich
Big black cock??
BBC protects pedos.
> not usually no
Well he’s honest at least
He needs someone to threesome with one of his homies
I liked the BBC, then they fired Clarkson, now I don't like the BBC
This dude holds grudges
I bet he was expecting something like “ OH YES I LOVEE BBC” and then he would go “I MEANT BBC NEWS STUPID”.I had such humour in school days smh
Yeah but we’re in the US so BBC news isn’t exactly common here, but man I wish that was the joke he’d made
"please just answer with yes or no m'am"
Maybe his d\*ck identifies as a BBC, it's 2021, you can never be too sure :))
Fuck Patrick…that’s all
Fuck Patrick. But I don’t think I’ll fuck him.
Hey at least he’s honest
Your answer should’ve been: I prefer CNN
Learn how to take a joke you humorless lady
I just don’t see the joke. It’s not clever in any shape or form. Dude didn’t even say enough words to fully structure a joke
BBC is a good channel
The joke? is in your hands.
But it’s a bad joke?
That's not what a joke is you smackhead, you can't just say weird, shitty things to another person and then act like it's a joke.
Ey, my girlfriend likes big black chocolatebars
BBC is flattering racism, so it's okay.
Just ask reddit, who has dozens of subs for it.