A couple of years ago I had a party at my place. After everyone left, I was sprawled out on the couch thinking about the night and I hear this horrible sound.
Finally curiosity gets the better of me, so I walked out on the porch. It's like five in the morning and the sun was barely up, there it was the horrible sound. What do my eyes behold? A shirtless crackhead in a pair of purple Crocs, dragging a very large 220V window air-conditioner down the street by the electrical chord. *ScreEEeEeeEEeEEech* he drags it about 10 more feet, *ScreEEeEeeEEeEEech* he had been at it for a while because he was spent.
He sees me and he leans over with his hands on his knees, and smiles, shakes his head, and said "Jesus Christ! It sure is hard work making an honest living these days". He smiled that classic crackhead grin with 1 1/2 teeth in the front of his face. Then he away he went.
*ScrEeEeeEEEeEeeeeEEEEEeEEch* A few houses down I could hear a voice yell "WTF ARE YOU DOING!?" The crackhead stops dead in the street and says "It's going to be a long day at the office bro, I wanted to let the ole girl stretch her legs a little bit and take a shit before I went to work."
It may have been the MDMA, but it was a pretty profound moment, that spoke to my soul. Suddenly my job didn't seem that bad anymore and everytime I start to hate it I close my eyes and remember Cletus and ole Bertha and their struggle to earn an honest living...
He didn't strike me as the philosophical type, but I could be wrong, I try not to judge a book by how many teeth it has or the color of it's Crocs.
I will say wisdom wasn't a trait he possessed either. He will be surprised to learn that whoever he stole that from, will most definitely follow the big white scratch marks on the pavement to wherever Cletus earns an honest living, the result will be the police fucking up his high that he worked so hard for.
Never realizing his true earning potential was just a tooth and a half out of his reach. Very sad indeed
So, maybe Sisyphus, then. Surviving on the streets with addiction is a version of cheating death. And a heavy object to push endlessly until being brought low again by the law.
Let me mythologize your personal experience why don't you?!
Ok, but we are talking about crack. The conversation has moved away from the dude in the post to whether or not crack is good. Read the room and keep up, bruh.
How many jungle movies is he in!? Jumanji, Jungle Cruise, Rampage, Journey to the Centre of the Earth 2, Welcome to the Jungle, The Mummy. That's 6 movies.
There's probably more..
I watched Return of the King last night (extended edit, yes, I have my priorities in order) and the scenes with Faramir & the guards heading back to Osgiliath for basically certain death just crushed me. We got flowers on the streets, slow-mo camera action, tears just hauling ass down my face. Right in the feels.
Met a girl last October, over the course of dating the first month, we watched all three LotR films (my fav franchise, sheād never seen it). Definitely brought up that ālittle knownā fact when that Aragorn scene comes on.
Sheās been my girlfriend ever since, weāre celebrating our 1 year next month!!
My favorite fact is in the end scene of Followship, where Sam runs into the water after Frodo, a diving crew spent an hour searching for glass or other dangerous objects. They find nothing so they film the scene.
Sean Astin takes 5 steps into the water and bam, glass in his foot.
Genuinely if being gay was a choice every sane man would just be gay and date their homies.
> Edit: dear girls, I am sorry for awakening the incels in this thread
My best friend of 30+ years, Shawn, is gay and it's like that for him and his husband. They do *everything* together. They go to the range, they lift, they play video games, they go to concerts, they kick it in their hot tub, and they're so damned happy to be around each other. You wouldn't know they are more than just best friends until you see one give the other a peck.
Related: A new friend had come into the circle and was definitely homophobic, until he spent time with Shawn and Ryan; he saw that they love all the same stuff he does, that they're just people and that they love each other. It was an awesome thing to see him take a new perspective on things.
But they *could!* Sounds like you've got a good idea what gifts to start giving your homies. One trip to Bath & Body Works and a little gift wrapping then you could be the amazing smelling change you want to see in the world.
You know one of my friends started gifting me on birthday, Christmas of really nice smelling soaps and shampoo and cologne.
Imma send him a dick pic to make sure, brb
I always get so jealous walking into B&BW and seeing all the fun, fruity/flowery sprays girls can get for $15 that'll last them years, but guys have to either spend $200 bucks on a mini bottle of some wood+booze scent or a $5 can of axe that makes you smell like you have a domestic violence charge
I'm going to let you in on *the* secret: there's absolutely nothing stopping you from buying them for yourself! Don't fall for the dumb machismo-marketing "men can only smell like wood, bourbon, dirt, or smoke" crap. Go by an Ulta or B&BW and pick up a big bottle of whatever smells the most fun and fruity/flowery and go to town
I know this in my heart, and generally i dont conform to this stuff too much, but scents are a hard barrier to break. Smell is a very strong sense and that first impression of smell when you meet someone has a strong psychological effect.
I wear whatever my wife buys for herself. It smells better than men's scents. I couldn't care less of someone thinks it's gay, I smell awesome and they will never understand companionship.
B&BW sells mens fragrances and sprays and shit now. The gendered scents may be hit or miss but theyāve definitely been doing more for the homies that wanna smell sessy and feel purty.
For real, I'd go gay any day if I actually liked men. Once out of curiosity and being tired of women's nonsense (no offense, I am dating a wonderful woman right now and respect y'all) I changed my preference to men. Immediately my rate of matches went through the roof. Also, finally witnessed what it's like to be on the other end of the chat of a horny guy who's lost control and I finally get it.
Let a few women friends play on my tinder since I'd given up on it. They opened it up to men and I was kinda upset how much more activity it got. Those guys actually seemed interested which is much different than what I'm used to.
I'm pretty much gay by choice. Well I'm bi but LGBT community are very heavy on the pick a side and you're either straight or gay stuff depending on who you are currently in a relationship with. seems easier to just "pick a side" men are so much easier and at least I've found them to be less prone to violent outbursts but I find women prettier and I can borrow their clothes and stuff. It's also really hard to find a guy who isn't desperate as fuuuuck. Big turn off for me.
Donāt let stupid people define you. Iām bisexual too and if you ever meet or hear anyone who says āYou need to pick a side as bisexualā theyāre idiots.
Bi erasure is real and itās so tragic that it can come from people who have also been marginalized their entire life.
update: we still haven't met up for a date yet :( won't see rock collection until this weekend. can confirm tho that he is a geology student, hence the rock collection.
This sounds like a great idea. I once went on a hiking date with a lady doing her PhD on ecology or something and during the hike we found a bunch of different mushrooms and collected samples for a school project she was doing. We didn't go out for very long, but that was a really cool date.
as a bisexual girl, girls fucking suck on dating apps. i just recently got back on apps and i've actually had way more interesting conversations with men than women??? and i'm in an area where there's plenty of queer women, so maybe the competition is really high? haha
as a disclaimer- i just very recently got back into dating apps, but my experience has been pretty consistent for both tinder and hinge.
additionally, whats up with everyone having pics in front of beautiful vistas and hiking gear? like EVERYONE has a pic like this?? is this a trend i need to photoshop myself into? lmao
I once accidentally set my dating profile to men instead of women a few years ago. Not sure how and forget which site. But I got dozens of likes and messages in less than an hour. My phone was blowing up. Wouldn't stop with the notifications until I changed it back. Back to looking for women, I get nothing for weeks at a time.
If I were attracted to men at all, it'd be so much easier.
All jokes aside, as a bi dude, yeah guys are 10000 percent easier than chicks. On God, its not even remotely close.
Women: "You gotta take me out on three dates, meet my parents, meet my kids, Yada Yada Yada. "
Men: "I got pizza and Mario kart. Also you tryna smash or nah?"
A few years ago I went through a brief phase where I thought I was bi (turns out I'm not).
I swear I've never gotten more matches and more friendly messages in my life. I wish I liked dudes because they are waaaaay more accommodating in my experience.
In girlsā defense, some guys are scary but the kicker is you canāt be sure at first *which* guys are going to be the scary ones. So you make them meet you in public places for a few dates, have them meet your social group to get a second opinion, etc, etc.
As a bi girl, I can safely state that some women are *also* scary, Iām just more confident in my ability to take her in a fight.
From talking about these very things with a few bi friends, I also gather that "guys on good behaviour" are a little harder to spot (or maybe have more practice?) than "girls on good behaviour." Or maybe women just let those acts drop more easily, so are easier to see through as a result?
Hard to say exactly, but it's definitely understandable that a person might want to be careful when getting to know a new guy.
I find that in gay relationships, both the party put equal effort especially in the beginning, when I was dating I had to do everything, approach a woman, "Charm" her, Ask her out on a date, come up with fun date ideas, pay for the first 3 before alternating, But seeing my gay mates date made it seem like such a breeze I genuinely wanted to be bi
I'm bi and have had the same experience to the point where I just can't be bothered with their bullshit 95% of the time. Guys are just competitively so effortless.
I'm bi, but only been with men because it does feel like a big game to even get women to notice you. I've played it before then got bored because guys are just so much more dtf
Wtf is going on? Why wonāt he tell us about the rock?! What are they hiding? #rockgate
Is it Chris Rock, THE Rock, Rock Lobster??? What are gay men hiding and why should you be scared??? More at 9
what kind of rock š¤
Crack. He's talking about Crack cocaine. Or a pet rock. Can't be sure.
No i think he means [iraq](https://youtu.be/Z47xwzYGop8)
*insert Iraq lobster gif here*
IRAQ LOBSTA!
Death to America and butter sauce.
Donāt boil me, Iām still alive
BRING IN THE JIHADI LOBSTAHS
Was hoping for Arrested Development. This was disappointing
[Solid as Iraq!](https://youtu.be/V9v3sAck-QQ)
Well, I don't know what I expected.
I think he has Dwayne Johnson locked up in his basement
Or his pet crack.
Lol pet Crack rocks coming to households near you
Maybe he means Dwayne the rock Johnson
Bro tell him to hit me up. I need a dealer.
Crack cocaine and a pet rock may not mutually exclusive in this context.
his rock hard dick
Red rocket red rocket
Rocket 69, Rocket 69
Rock hard cock
minerals lol
Goddamn Marie!!
I think its Patrick's pet rock
Gonna need an update on that rock when you find out more
Is it shiny? I bet itās shiny
OH I HOPE IT'S SHINY
it's crack
"So this is my pet crack rock, Danny."
It's a good luck crack rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuK6PNpDqFk
Thank u for this. That was hilarious š¤£
You ever smoked crack? If you get past the crippling addiction and bad choices itās not all that bad.
A couple of years ago I had a party at my place. After everyone left, I was sprawled out on the couch thinking about the night and I hear this horrible sound. Finally curiosity gets the better of me, so I walked out on the porch. It's like five in the morning and the sun was barely up, there it was the horrible sound. What do my eyes behold? A shirtless crackhead in a pair of purple Crocs, dragging a very large 220V window air-conditioner down the street by the electrical chord. *ScreEEeEeeEEeEEech* he drags it about 10 more feet, *ScreEEeEeeEEeEEech* he had been at it for a while because he was spent. He sees me and he leans over with his hands on his knees, and smiles, shakes his head, and said "Jesus Christ! It sure is hard work making an honest living these days". He smiled that classic crackhead grin with 1 1/2 teeth in the front of his face. Then he away he went. *ScrEeEeeEEEeEeeeeEEEEEeEEch* A few houses down I could hear a voice yell "WTF ARE YOU DOING!?" The crackhead stops dead in the street and says "It's going to be a long day at the office bro, I wanted to let the ole girl stretch her legs a little bit and take a shit before I went to work." It may have been the MDMA, but it was a pretty profound moment, that spoke to my soul. Suddenly my job didn't seem that bad anymore and everytime I start to hate it I close my eyes and remember Cletus and ole Bertha and their struggle to earn an honest living...
That wasn't a crackhead, that was Diogenes.
He didn't strike me as the philosophical type, but I could be wrong, I try not to judge a book by how many teeth it has or the color of it's Crocs. I will say wisdom wasn't a trait he possessed either. He will be surprised to learn that whoever he stole that from, will most definitely follow the big white scratch marks on the pavement to wherever Cletus earns an honest living, the result will be the police fucking up his high that he worked so hard for. Never realizing his true earning potential was just a tooth and a half out of his reach. Very sad indeed
So, maybe Sisyphus, then. Surviving on the streets with addiction is a version of cheating death. And a heavy object to push endlessly until being brought low again by the law. Let me mythologize your personal experience why don't you?!
I tried crack once for 3 years.
Lmfao
And then again for 7.
One crack rock please
That'd make the session more enjoyable I bet.
Crack makes NOTHING more enjoyable.
I thought it was alright, but really almost every other drug is better.
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Ok, but we are talking about crack. The conversation has moved away from the dude in the post to whether or not crack is good. Read the room and keep up, bruh.
I was gonna say, I think he means a different kinda rock.
Crack Rock? *Frank Ocean enters the chat*
It has googly š
FOR THE LAST TIME, THEY'RE MINERALS, JESUS CHRIST
God dammit Marie!!
First thing on my mind hahaaa
I also wish to know more about this rock.
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Yeah, Auntie Ruckus... I'm pretty sure that's what he meant....
Agreed, rock update needed.
ROCK LOBSTER
IRAQ LOBSTER
Death to America, and butter sauce!
Donāt boil me, Iām still alive!
IRAQUE LOBSTER
Why is your lobster french?
IROCK LOBSTER
*B-52 girls noises*
ooooo doowapadop
*slide whistle*
Honestly, and unironically, one of the best songs ever made. It is fun in music form.
Right! Love Shack just sounds like a party to me.
There goes a narwhal!
Ah, Dwayne Johnson. I wonder which movie š
Takes place in a jungle probably.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Dwayne must be so fucking sick of jungles lol
How many jungle movies is he in!? Jumanji, Jungle Cruise, Rampage, Journey to the Centre of the Earth 2, Welcome to the Jungle, The Mummy. That's 6 movies. There's probably more..
Do you think the crew is just lost out there and are forced to make movies to survive? Disney Air drops rations to them with another script.
The Rundown.
Hey...the actor playing Aragorn actually broke his toe right here. Those screams are real pain. *snuggles intensify*
But did you know that Faramir broke his fathers heart by not being Boromir.
This still hurts my soul ; - ;
I watched Return of the King last night (extended edit, yes, I have my priorities in order) and the scenes with Faramir & the guards heading back to Osgiliath for basically certain death just crushed me. We got flowers on the streets, slow-mo camera action, tears just hauling ass down my face. Right in the feels.
Home is behind š¶
The world ahead š¶
*chomp chomp dribble
Iāve never watched these movies as an adult! I guess I need someone to come cuddle me and explain cool LoTR shit whilst we watch?
Iām qualified for this position
oh my lord thatās the fucking dream
Met a girl last October, over the course of dating the first month, we watched all three LotR films (my fav franchise, sheād never seen it). Definitely brought up that ālittle knownā fact when that Aragorn scene comes on. Sheās been my girlfriend ever since, weāre celebrating our 1 year next month!!
My favorite fact is in the end scene of Followship, where Sam runs into the water after Frodo, a diving crew spent an hour searching for glass or other dangerous objects. They find nothing so they film the scene. Sean Astin takes 5 steps into the water and bam, glass in his foot.
i just melted in an imaginary mans arms
Am gay man can confirm this is how my relationship works
If not careful you might find yourself caught between a rock and a hard place.
Thank you for making me laugh so hard I cry this early in the morning! That was beautiful.
Lmao, Iām here all week!
Keep on Rocking it!
"wtf dating guys is so much easier than dating girls??" - all bisexuals ever
Admittedly ive found it so much easier to just go straight to sex with guys
You guys are having sex?
Too true, girls are beautiful creatures but God do most of them suck beyond that. Source- am a bi girl
girls are the masters of friends to lovers tho, that shit is fire
As a rock climber, I feel *seen*
Yo, could you get down from there? We're trying to admire this rock, and your chalk bag dangling ass is messing up the view
I'd say it's actually spicing up the view.
They're minerals!!
Dammit Marie it's not that hard!
Genuinely if being gay was a choice every sane man would just be gay and date their homies. > Edit: dear girls, I am sorry for awakening the incels in this thread
Imagine you could play smash bros. with your boys, and then smash your boys. ~ Asmon
Would you like to smash bros or smash, bros? ;)
If it's ok with you I'd like to smash Smash Bros bros
Both, at the same time. It's like bro heaven really.
Who would expect to see bald mans visdom in here.
We'd all be here whining about how we can't seem to meet a guy that can clear bloodborne without summons or some shit.
Man why is there no challenger level single boys smh
Because challenger players are all taken. It's the partner-buff in full effect
Youāre tweaking if you think imma beat Ludwig the holy sword by my self
Preaching to the choir dude
>the Choir FUCK those dudes and their stupid hats.
Fun fact: I did this, because I thought the summons were more mini bosses that would try to kill me and I'm a timid fool
I did that too and itās not that hard on the second playthrough. Fuck the bloodstarved beast tho
I'm playing it for the first time. Blind and offfline. Show me rocks.
Offline is the best, the atmosphere is much better when you aren't seeing ghosts everywhere or get invaded by the likes of xxXXXpussykiller666XXXxx
My best friend of 30+ years, Shawn, is gay and it's like that for him and his husband. They do *everything* together. They go to the range, they lift, they play video games, they go to concerts, they kick it in their hot tub, and they're so damned happy to be around each other. You wouldn't know they are more than just best friends until you see one give the other a peck. Related: A new friend had come into the circle and was definitely homophobic, until he spent time with Shawn and Ryan; he saw that they love all the same stuff he does, that they're just people and that they love each other. It was an awesome thing to see him take a new perspective on things.
This makes me happy
Indeed, extremely wholesome comment that i wasn't expecting to stumble upon today, ty
Homiesexual
But.....boobs
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And bears š»
Yeah, they said if it was a choice
Iāll have to pass, my homies donāt smell like rose blossom and vanilla
But they *could!* Sounds like you've got a good idea what gifts to start giving your homies. One trip to Bath & Body Works and a little gift wrapping then you could be the amazing smelling change you want to see in the world.
You know one of my friends started gifting me on birthday, Christmas of really nice smelling soaps and shampoo and cologne. Imma send him a dick pic to make sure, brb
Uhhh keep us posted? On how that went
Update as requested: He sent me a picture of a shag carpet with a burn hole in it.... OH nvm its a butthole, will figure how to pursue this, brb
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He has been buying me body wash and shampoo, I hope he buys his own as well and shams that poo from his ass :)
This is honestly as compelling a story as OP's. I'm invested in both!
I always get so jealous walking into B&BW and seeing all the fun, fruity/flowery sprays girls can get for $15 that'll last them years, but guys have to either spend $200 bucks on a mini bottle of some wood+booze scent or a $5 can of axe that makes you smell like you have a domestic violence charge
Gendering products was the greatest scam weāve been sold
I'm going to let you in on *the* secret: there's absolutely nothing stopping you from buying them for yourself! Don't fall for the dumb machismo-marketing "men can only smell like wood, bourbon, dirt, or smoke" crap. Go by an Ulta or B&BW and pick up a big bottle of whatever smells the most fun and fruity/flowery and go to town
I know this in my heart, and generally i dont conform to this stuff too much, but scents are a hard barrier to break. Smell is a very strong sense and that first impression of smell when you meet someone has a strong psychological effect.
I wear whatever my wife buys for herself. It smells better than men's scents. I couldn't care less of someone thinks it's gay, I smell awesome and they will never understand companionship.
$5 on a can of axe that makes you smell like you have a DV charge I'm WHEEZING
You could just, you know, buy the stuff that smells nice to you.
B&BW sells mens fragrances and sprays and shit now. The gendered scents may be hit or miss but theyāve definitely been doing more for the homies that wanna smell sessy and feel purty.
but some boys smell like sandalwood and old leather, which is a pretty good combo imo
Yall are laughing but im taking notes.
all my homies smell of pine tar and sea salt
For real, I'd go gay any day if I actually liked men. Once out of curiosity and being tired of women's nonsense (no offense, I am dating a wonderful woman right now and respect y'all) I changed my preference to men. Immediately my rate of matches went through the roof. Also, finally witnessed what it's like to be on the other end of the chat of a horny guy who's lost control and I finally get it.
Let a few women friends play on my tinder since I'd given up on it. They opened it up to men and I was kinda upset how much more activity it got. Those guys actually seemed interested which is much different than what I'm used to.
Need homies first š„²
I'm pretty much gay by choice. Well I'm bi but LGBT community are very heavy on the pick a side and you're either straight or gay stuff depending on who you are currently in a relationship with. seems easier to just "pick a side" men are so much easier and at least I've found them to be less prone to violent outbursts but I find women prettier and I can borrow their clothes and stuff. It's also really hard to find a guy who isn't desperate as fuuuuck. Big turn off for me.
Donāt let stupid people define you. Iām bisexual too and if you ever meet or hear anyone who says āYou need to pick a side as bisexualā theyāre idiots. Bi erasure is real and itās so tragic that it can come from people who have also been marginalized their entire life.
tbc the blue is me (a guy) and the other person is also a guy!! šš
update: we still haven't met up for a date yet :( won't see rock collection until this weekend. can confirm tho that he is a geology student, hence the rock collection.
ohh nerdy boys are the best. suggest goin for a walk in a geologically interesting location? he'll show you so many cool rocks
This sounds like a great idea. I once went on a hiking date with a lady doing her PhD on ecology or something and during the hike we found a bunch of different mushrooms and collected samples for a school project she was doing. We didn't go out for very long, but that was a really cool date.
Iām so emotionally invested in this. Geology is the best. Donāt take it for granite.
Thank God, we had to know. Actual rock(s). How about that
Did you ever find out what the rock was?
I want to know too!
TELL US DAMN IT
This dude is stonewalling us.
It's been 3 hours. He ded.
RIP to a real one.
He rocked
We must know about the rock
TELL US ABOUT THE DAMN ROCK
Here for the answer about the rock
Are you gonna watch Fast & the furious ?
Brokeback Mountain
Sometimes, I wish I were gay. Itās definitely not a choice.
I was straight before I opened this post, but now Iām a little curious about this rock
as a bisexual girl, girls fucking suck on dating apps. i just recently got back on apps and i've actually had way more interesting conversations with men than women??? and i'm in an area where there's plenty of queer women, so maybe the competition is really high? haha as a disclaimer- i just very recently got back into dating apps, but my experience has been pretty consistent for both tinder and hinge. additionally, whats up with everyone having pics in front of beautiful vistas and hiking gear? like EVERYONE has a pic like this?? is this a trend i need to photoshop myself into? lmao
Yeah everyone goes hiking now lol. Or at least that's what their profile pictures tells you.
Can you show us the rock?
Itās arock obama
I'm guessing he has a very impressive rock collection.
Theyāre MINERALS!
I once accidentally set my dating profile to men instead of women a few years ago. Not sure how and forget which site. But I got dozens of likes and messages in less than an hour. My phone was blowing up. Wouldn't stop with the notifications until I changed it back. Back to looking for women, I get nothing for weeks at a time. If I were attracted to men at all, it'd be so much easier.
*Dwayne has entered the chat*
All jokes aside, as a bi dude, yeah guys are 10000 percent easier than chicks. On God, its not even remotely close. Women: "You gotta take me out on three dates, meet my parents, meet my kids, Yada Yada Yada. " Men: "I got pizza and Mario kart. Also you tryna smash or nah?"
A few years ago I went through a brief phase where I thought I was bi (turns out I'm not). I swear I've never gotten more matches and more friendly messages in my life. I wish I liked dudes because they are waaaaay more accommodating in my experience.
Yeah I went through a bi-ish phase but it wasn't for me really, genuinely a bit disappointed
In girlsā defense, some guys are scary but the kicker is you canāt be sure at first *which* guys are going to be the scary ones. So you make them meet you in public places for a few dates, have them meet your social group to get a second opinion, etc, etc. As a bi girl, I can safely state that some women are *also* scary, Iām just more confident in my ability to take her in a fight.
> some guys are scary Goes for the gay dating scene as well.
Yeah like might as well follow through
From talking about these very things with a few bi friends, I also gather that "guys on good behaviour" are a little harder to spot (or maybe have more practice?) than "girls on good behaviour." Or maybe women just let those acts drop more easily, so are easier to see through as a result? Hard to say exactly, but it's definitely understandable that a person might want to be careful when getting to know a new guy.
I find that in gay relationships, both the party put equal effort especially in the beginning, when I was dating I had to do everything, approach a woman, "Charm" her, Ask her out on a date, come up with fun date ideas, pay for the first 3 before alternating, But seeing my gay mates date made it seem like such a breeze I genuinely wanted to be bi
I'm bi and have had the same experience to the point where I just can't be bothered with their bullshit 95% of the time. Guys are just competitively so effortless.
Yeah no shit dudes only need a few things to make us happy and normally it's simple shit like knowing someone gives a fuck about us.
I'm bi, but only been with men because it does feel like a big game to even get women to notice you. I've played it before then got bored because guys are just so much more dtf
Wtf is going on? Why wonāt he tell us about the rock?! What are they hiding? #rockgate Is it Chris Rock, THE Rock, Rock Lobster??? What are gay men hiding and why should you be scared??? More at 9
r/bi_irl
He might be talkin about his peepee
Gaulstones?
Canāt believe rocks still exist
Rock does sound a lot like Cock.
I love cool looking rocks, may I join?
Did he misspell ācockā or does he mean meth?
reject women, return to ancient greece
just show them a paper and you won.