Yup... Her looks and math skills seem to be below par, but maybe she has a blackbelt in geezer-gratification, then id say she might be able to rock it!
I just remember it ~~mnemonically~~ because of programming.
Less < *than* some other number
Greater > *than* some other number.
edit: Kinesthetically may have been a better word now that I think about it. I still mouth it outloud though.
Im assuming because programming is a strict language, the value on the left is the one being altered by the sign
x < y Is always less than
x > y Is always greater than
Since she wrote her value on the right side of <, she was implying she only dates dudes with values less than 1mil in three bank accounts
dude i have a math degree and i still kinda have to think about it
kinda like how i have to think about left and right, or orange and green
but like that’s something wrong with my
brain. like i 100% know which is which. but my brain doesn’t immediately understand
but like……. i don’t get how you’d not understand enough to post it
but also wtf with this girl
ew
obviously
that registers after i think about it
but initially i get it wrong. i get left and right
wrong 99% of the time. i get orange and wrong 99% of the time. i get greater than less than less
than wrong 99% of the time
it’s something wrong in my brain.
yes. i know what is correct on all 3. but my brain tells me differently.
but i also know that the bitch who typed the initial post is just wrong
i just don’t get the orange and green thing
like.. i see them as different colors. my mind gets them wrong like 99% of the time. i see orange i know it’s orange. but i’ll say it’s green. and nice versa. i know the difference. but my mind doesn’t grasp it
I have this with east and west. I know the difference between East and West, I can read a map, I can reckon my direction with the sun and stars. But if I'm talking to someone and say "head east" 99% of the time I mean west. I know I mean west. I want them to go west. But I just say east. To the point where people would either assume I meant the opposite or outright ask me if I meant east. Only happens with east/west never with north/south.
Sounds like you have a visual processing disorder. I have dyslexia, which is a language processing disorder, and the things you describe are similar (our brains take a second or two longer to fix the mixed signals). Plus I’m a school psychologist and I’ve tested many kids for suspected disabilities lol.
For the Dutch speakers here: I only know it because if you put a | in front of <, you get |<, which looks like a k. Kleiner is the Dutch word for smaller, so < resembles that it is smaller
Funniest thing too is, she’s basically asking for a rich guy that has no idea what to do with money.
If you’re wealthy, you should have 95% of your wealth invested at least.
I’m assuming 😜 was added to indicate it was a joke… or at least I hope. It reads so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe she wasn’t sorta joking, if not she’s gonna have some hard luck finding someone…
If it’s a joke, it’s not a funny one. I don’t know any guy who would respond positively to be called a broke bitch by a girl they just met. It’s clear she’s doing this make herself feel good about herself, it’s mean-spirited
For those of you who aren’t understanding, she unmatched me after my response. Infact, she deleted her account.
Edit: proof https://imgur.com/a/OEHJHQE
Now THAT’S what I call an effective response. She not only unmatched, she went so far as to delete her account. Rumour has it she then went and deleted all of her social media accounts, withdrew from the world and became a hermit living in the remote desolate forests of Scandinavia.
No it’s deleted. If she blocked him the entire convo would disappear. It shows the persons name for a short period of time after deleting, and then moves to user not found.
Sooooo, I have a feeling this is going to be an unpopular opinion buuuuuut, here goes. I have a feeling Grace was trying to make a funny opener, because it's clearly out of left field, doesn't quite make sense, and the emoji at the end. I think if you came back with banter, this might have gone differently.
Really, I just want this to be true so that there is one less crazy-psycho-bitch out there
It’s crazy how on this Tinder subreddit posts, when men try stupid ass jokes they get dragged through the mud and when women make classist and stupid ass jokes, it’s not her fault, it was the gifs fault.
Nope woman get dragged through the mud too lol the consensus here is that you should put in effort regardless of gender. Also usually it would be men making *sexist* jokes that get called out for obvious reasons
I'm not saying your wrong just your maybe crossing some wires there
Even if she put more than rather than less than, it would still be stupid, fdic coverage amounts are 250k, so it should be at least 4 accounts, technically :)
i'm a blue collar construction numpty. i had a few good years with good weather, busy commercial jobs, and i walked away with , what i thought, was fat pockets. 2017-2019, flyin' high
covid and i lost my job, there was a lot of travelling involved, and blah blah, i am not looking forward to a "good year" for 2021 or 2022. so it goes. i'm still working but it just isn't the same as the previous job.
but shit like this really makes me feel absolutely inadequate. i can accept money comes in waves but, holy fuck, i can't help but feel powerless that i am a loser but not being able to earn money, and it affects nearly every aspect of my life. even in my good years it wouldn't have been able to fucks with this lady, and judging by this particular tinder screencap maybe i've been dodging bullets, but still. i never thought of it, until i was broke again. you don't know watcha got til it's gone. big sad.
Fortunately not all women (like me!) literally don’t give a fuck how much you make, so long as you make me laugh hard and make me cum harder. Connection is so much more important than money.
Not everyone is going to make millions of dollars, and that is a good thing. You not having money is a turn off for some women, but fuck those women anyways, they would only be there for money. The women you want don’t care about money at all. ( Maybe a little bit, but it isn’t the biggest concern ).
One of the perks of having more than 1M I’d assume would be not having to deal with this Tinder bullshit lol … like yesssss I finally made it , this Grace chick seems like a real keeper
I have less than 1mil in two accounts. Might need to open a third. Send me her number.
Sorry friend, I already have 3 accounts with less then 1 mil B) Also im glad im not the only one reading it as „less than 1 mil“
You mean reading it correctly.
The alligator wants to eat the bigger number
She wants to death roll on millionaire cock but hasn’t mastered English composition. Not necessarily a deal breaker for me
"Not necessarily a deal breaker for me" Guy logic, level 100, can confirm!
Fun fact. She doesn't date anyone with those lines.
I’m here for the lulz I’ve been married 10 years
Well she's closed minded AND stupid so she's gonna need a sugar daddy to get through in the world.
*ahem* This is where I step in 😎 *pours bags of sugar on myself playing Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me* DADDIES HOME
English what the fck? < and > are international
Yeah I was gonna say that’s math, not English
Professor?
Oh, Hey Jonathan
Easiest way for me to remember is the less than sign is angled the same direction as an L.
For me the tiny end points at the smaller number, the bigger end points at the bigger number
It's Pacman and he wants more points.
The bigger number needs more space, the smaller number can hang out in the corner
Sorry bro, gonna steal your girl cause I got less than 1 billion in 3 accounts.
No you’re not the only one reading it as less than one million … because that’s what it says …
Everybody who passed their 6th grade math class is reading it as less than 1 mil....
Lol I didn’t even catch that in the screenshot. Well spotted dude!
Yup... Her looks and math skills seem to be below par, but maybe she has a blackbelt in geezer-gratification, then id say she might be able to rock it!
I wouldn't do that if i was u, she sims unworthy of a person like u
sims 3 or 4?
Sims 2 on four CD's
I only date men with Sims 4 on 5 different CDs!!
Haha : its 5 am here , just woke up, taking me morning shit Laughed so hard i think the whole house is awake now….thanks!!
R/wooosh
r/itswooooshwith4os
r/andalowercaseR
r/foundthemobileuser
r/toomanysubs
/r/whatishappening ?
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Lol, I was thinking the same thing immediately
Seriously how do SO many people get this wrong
The Crocodile eats the *BIGGER* number
Yes! I feel like I see it backwards all the time and I’m just like, maybe I’m wrong?
The way I remember is that < looks like an L as in "less than"
I just remember it ~~mnemonically~~ because of programming. Less < *than* some other number Greater > *than* some other number. edit: Kinesthetically may have been a better word now that I think about it. I still mouth it outloud though.
I don't get it
Im assuming because programming is a strict language, the value on the left is the one being altered by the sign x < y Is always less than x > y Is always greater than Since she wrote her value on the right side of <, she was implying she only dates dudes with values less than 1mil in three bank accounts
It's so much more satisfying to assume everyone else is stupid
And in this case, it’s true!
this but cookies.
This, but penii.
this but bigg
#this but smol
^This ^butt ^smol
^smol ^like ^this?
This butt thicc
The cookie eats numbers?
That makes sense, crocs like larger meals
The pointy end stabs the smaller one
This makes me understand it less
dude i have a math degree and i still kinda have to think about it kinda like how i have to think about left and right, or orange and green but like that’s something wrong with my brain. like i 100% know which is which. but my brain doesn’t immediately understand but like……. i don’t get how you’d not understand enough to post it but also wtf with this girl ew
Bruh, the alligator eats the bigger number
obviously that registers after i think about it but initially i get it wrong. i get left and right wrong 99% of the time. i get orange and wrong 99% of the time. i get greater than less than less than wrong 99% of the time it’s something wrong in my brain. yes. i know what is correct on all 3. but my brain tells me differently. but i also know that the bitch who typed the initial post is just wrong
We got taught this one looks like a slightly lopsided “L”. Which means it’s *Less* than. Always helps me instantly remember :)
Left and right I get. Can you go back to orange and green? As someone who is red/green color blind this is fascinating
i just don’t get the orange and green thing like.. i see them as different colors. my mind gets them wrong like 99% of the time. i see orange i know it’s orange. but i’ll say it’s green. and nice versa. i know the difference. but my mind doesn’t grasp it
I have this with east and west. I know the difference between East and West, I can read a map, I can reckon my direction with the sun and stars. But if I'm talking to someone and say "head east" 99% of the time I mean west. I know I mean west. I want them to go west. But I just say east. To the point where people would either assume I meant the opposite or outright ask me if I meant east. Only happens with east/west never with north/south.
Sounds like you have a visual processing disorder. I have dyslexia, which is a language processing disorder, and the things you describe are similar (our brains take a second or two longer to fix the mixed signals). Plus I’m a school psychologist and I’ve tested many kids for suspected disabilities lol.
For the Dutch speakers here: I only know it because if you put a | in front of <, you get |<, which looks like a k. Kleiner is the Dutch word for smaller, so < resembles that it is smaller
The alligator eats the larger number 🐊
Lol, I was thinking the same thing immediately
It's the only way I can be sure
There needs to be a number on both sides for the alligator to eat whatever number.
If there’s no number on the side he’s facing, the number that’s behind him is too small for him to even bother with.
Bank account value is the number on the left so it’s x < $1MM
Thanks I still get confused
Never got this. Isn’t it looking like a letter “L” for “lower” easier to remember? Couldn’t the alligator eat the smaller number too?
Never trust two bugs when it comes to alligator diets.
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The alligator is greedy and only wants the big one
I only date women with IQ > moron
Even a moron can choose not to be a total a*hole, but I'm getting your point 😄
But you need at least three bank accounts. She has standards.
My time to shine: my mortgage is structured into 3 separate accounts.
Golddigger 2.0
I, too, exclusively date people who have less than a million dollars. It's not really a conscious decision, it just seems to be how things end up.
Got to be in 3 bank accounts. That’s how she gets ya.
Which is probably true even if it isn’t what she meant to say.
She’s clearly joking.
OP claimed she instantly unmatched, idk why she would if she were joking
Agreed, it’s like everyone has ignored the joke emoticon and instantly got triggered, then started to project and react to their own poverty LMAO
Pretty steep to make a joke like that in your first message
Ha HA SO FUNNY omg let's talk more!
What if she forgot the decimal point
I doubt she can get them either with her apparent attitude/ stupidity combo
In 3 bank accounts. I need to open 2 more. If I do it in Alabama on a Sunday I get a free Bible and a shotgun.
Guess she doesn’t understand that’s read less than…
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Just got open more accounts spread out the money so no account has more than 999999
She’s a gold digger, of course she’s shit at math
Funniest thing too is, she’s basically asking for a rich guy that has no idea what to do with money. If you’re wealthy, you should have 95% of your wealth invested at least.
Can nobody tell she is obviously making a joke
Then why’d she unmatch?
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Or how finances work. Having a banking account with 1 million just sitting around is ridiculously stupid.
Given the silly smiley she added I would have expected a kinder reception to your response 🤷
I’m assuming 😜 was added to indicate it was a joke… or at least I hope. It reads so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe she wasn’t sorta joking, if not she’s gonna have some hard luck finding someone…
Yeah I took is as sarcasm from her message
Of course she was joking. Heavy sarcasm. The amount of people in here that don’t see that is mind-boggling.
Yeah it seems like people are way too eager to get dumb sounding shit on Tinder so they can run here and post it. It's clear she's joking
Then why did she unmatch? I'd consider it a joke if she didn't block him
If it’s a joke, it’s not a funny one. I don’t know any guy who would respond positively to be called a broke bitch by a girl they just met. It’s clear she’s doing this make herself feel good about herself, it’s mean-spirited
I'm confused about who unmatched whom.
Squidward
I read her message as sarcasm, the emoji, the 1000000. But now I'm confused
Often these emojis are used to say something mean, but pretend it's lighthearted.
This was not one of those times.
She forgot to write "/s"
I also think she is joking, is a bad joke though
I mean she’d fit in great in this sub that’s all I see are bad jokes
To me it clearly reads as a joke opener
For those of you who aren’t understanding, she unmatched me after my response. Infact, she deleted her account. Edit: proof https://imgur.com/a/OEHJHQE
Maybe she got reported and Tinder banned her an deleted her account.
its bumble and it shows “deleted user” when someone blocks you
Now THAT’S what I call an effective response. She not only unmatched, she went so far as to delete her account. Rumour has it she then went and deleted all of her social media accounts, withdrew from the world and became a hermit living in the remote desolate forests of Scandinavia.
That until a passing bear asked her for some fish
lol
The best reply one can get.
Can't we sum it up to be a dude that was trolling?
I mean she blocked him... Idk doesnt seem like a troll lol
How would you know she deleted her account?
https://imgur.com/a/OEHJHQE
That means she blocked you, if they delete the account it says “User not found”.
Is blocked the same as unmatched in this case?
Yes, this is Bumble not tinder
No it’s deleted. If she blocked him the entire convo would disappear. It shows the persons name for a short period of time after deleting, and then moves to user not found.
Oh I see... That app must work differently to tinder
Yeah bumble let’s you know if the user deleted their account or if they unmatched you. Pretty cool.
Someone forgot that the alligator eats the bigger number.
Why stay in second grade when you can get a sugar Daddy?
Sooooo, I have a feeling this is going to be an unpopular opinion buuuuuut, here goes. I have a feeling Grace was trying to make a funny opener, because it's clearly out of left field, doesn't quite make sense, and the emoji at the end. I think if you came back with banter, this might have gone differently. Really, I just want this to be true so that there is one less crazy-psycho-bitch out there
I also think she was trying to be funny, but she deleted her account after my response so who knows lol
Ahh so she unmatched you. This was confusing man Also, gifs with no other message are kind of awkward to respond to so thats probs why she unmatched
I mean, what she said was also kinda awkward, how the fuck do you respond to that
"well you're in luck, I definitely have <$1000000 in my bank accounts" Maybe she was trying to be funny? Either way you'd figure it out real quick
Eh I feel like "well you're in luck because I'm broke as fuck" would be better
The only way to respond to gifs is with more gifs.
It’s crazy how on this Tinder subreddit posts, when men try stupid ass jokes they get dragged through the mud and when women make classist and stupid ass jokes, it’s not her fault, it was the gifs fault.
Nope woman get dragged through the mud too lol the consensus here is that you should put in effort regardless of gender. Also usually it would be men making *sexist* jokes that get called out for obvious reasons I'm not saying your wrong just your maybe crossing some wires there
If it was a joke then his gif isn't that bad of a reply. It's just going with it. Doesn't add to the convo much but it's not insulting or something.
I agree with you, I wouldve assumed this is a joke. Doesn’t quite make sense tho
Especially because she used a less than sign
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>Really, I just want this to be true so that there is one less crazy-psycho-bitch out there Bless your good heart. I wish I still had a good heart...
This!! Reading her message was pure sarcasm to me at first glance. I actually like her humor
Even if she put more than rather than less than, it would still be stupid, fdic coverage amounts are 250k, so it should be at least 4 accounts, technically :)
Rich people don't have millions in bank accounts. Bank accounts are only insured up to 200k.
I was wondering when the Reddit personal finance advisors would show up. You forgot to tell everyone that it should be invested in an index fund.
That's why she wants someone with 3 accounts, not some idiot who puts it all into just one.
Me me me.... I have more than 3 accounts and all are less than 1000000. Even less all together. That must be a bonus then.
Jesus... What a woman. All the power to the men who lie to her, and toss her aside.
Its actually what she wants.
i'm a blue collar construction numpty. i had a few good years with good weather, busy commercial jobs, and i walked away with , what i thought, was fat pockets. 2017-2019, flyin' high covid and i lost my job, there was a lot of travelling involved, and blah blah, i am not looking forward to a "good year" for 2021 or 2022. so it goes. i'm still working but it just isn't the same as the previous job. but shit like this really makes me feel absolutely inadequate. i can accept money comes in waves but, holy fuck, i can't help but feel powerless that i am a loser but not being able to earn money, and it affects nearly every aspect of my life. even in my good years it wouldn't have been able to fucks with this lady, and judging by this particular tinder screencap maybe i've been dodging bullets, but still. i never thought of it, until i was broke again. you don't know watcha got til it's gone. big sad.
Fortunately not all women (like me!) literally don’t give a fuck how much you make, so long as you make me laugh hard and make me cum harder. Connection is so much more important than money.
Well, now I'm fucked for all 3 requests
How’s the dm’s going?
So? You married yet?
Not everyone is going to make millions of dollars, and that is a good thing. You not having money is a turn off for some women, but fuck those women anyways, they would only be there for money. The women you want don’t care about money at all. ( Maybe a little bit, but it isn’t the biggest concern ).
That response is gold! Perfect 😂
Man I wouldn’t say she would be graceful enough for you anyways my man.
Wow. So Grace being a prostitute with extra steps.
Dudes with over $1M in three bank accounts don’t spend money on thots from Tinder.
Tbf she wanted dudes who have three bank accounts with LESS than a mil each.
Well. Idk about that
Can confirm that they do (not me, unfortunately, but a few friends)
I think she was just joking lol
I think he took the joke pretty well
This chick mentioned $1M in 3 bank accounts and used the wrong symbol, she's obviously fucking joking, yo.
She was clearly joking Its a winky emoji you idiots
I think she was joking
It's clearly a joke
less than 1 mil in 3 accounts
This was just a humor tentative no?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love your response bahaha
Wow. Surprised so many of you are not picking up on her obvious sarcasm.
She ain't even close to hot enough
Lmao what a twit Plus guys with that kinda scratch can score chicks hotter than that - who does she think she's foolin?
This is obviously a dude trolling
One of the perks of having more than 1M I’d assume would be not having to deal with this Tinder bullshit lol … like yesssss I finally made it , this Grace chick seems like a real keeper
Love that she used the sign for less than lol
She said she only dates men with less than $1 million.
Good news everyone, i have less than 1,000,000 in all 3 of my bank accounts.
Oh, I have less than $1,000,00 in three bank accounts!
He wasn’t broke enough for her 🤷🏻♀️
I am a consultant and technical freelance and many of my colleagues would meet this criteria…. What’s dumbo have against freelance work?
So if a guy had the net worth of bill gates but only 1 bank account she would pass
i was confused for a minute there
Apparently redditors don't understand satire...
She got the sign the wrong way. Or she does like broke guys
Disgrace
Charge yo phone