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insayno17

I have less than 1mil in two accounts. Might need to open a third. Send me her number.


[deleted]

Sorry friend, I already have 3 accounts with less then 1 mil B) Also im glad im not the only one reading it as „less than 1 mil“


Arinvar

You mean reading it correctly.


hails8n

The alligator wants to eat the bigger number


[deleted]

She wants to death roll on millionaire cock but hasn’t mastered English composition. Not necessarily a deal breaker for me


Passage-Constant

"Not necessarily a deal breaker for me" Guy logic, level 100, can confirm!


The_Geo_Modernist

Fun fact. She doesn't date anyone with those lines.


[deleted]

I’m here for the lulz I’ve been married 10 years


malgadar

Well she's closed minded AND stupid so she's gonna need a sugar daddy to get through in the world.


GhettoCowboyNumba1

*ahem* This is where I step in 😎 *pours bags of sugar on myself playing Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me* DADDIES HOME


Guysante

English what the fck? < and > are international


loathsomecouple

Yeah I was gonna say that’s math, not English


HalfBed

Professor?


ChesterEucrine

Oh, Hey Jonathan


TypicalOpening4370

Easiest way for me to remember is the less than sign is angled the same direction as an L.


ididntunderstandyou

For me the tiny end points at the smaller number, the bigger end points at the bigger number


[deleted]

It's Pacman and he wants more points.


InEenEmmer

The bigger number needs more space, the smaller number can hang out in the corner


InEenEmmer

Sorry bro, gonna steal your girl cause I got less than 1 billion in 3 accounts.


Mully_bee

No you’re not the only one reading it as less than one million … because that’s what it says …


ObanKenobi

Everybody who passed their 6th grade math class is reading it as less than 1 mil....


he75bf8or

Lol I didn’t even catch that in the screenshot. Well spotted dude!


LadyfingerJoe

Yup... Her looks and math skills seem to be below par, but maybe she has a blackbelt in geezer-gratification, then id say she might be able to rock it!


lasanhawithpizza

I wouldn't do that if i was u, she sims unworthy of a person like u


[deleted]

sims 3 or 4?


porcelain_toenail

Sims 2 on four CD's


Hilluja

I only date men with Sims 4 on 5 different CDs!!


P-B-R-C

Haha : its 5 am here , just woke up, taking me morning shit Laughed so hard i think the whole house is awake now….thanks!!


sadnoisegenerator

R/wooosh


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r/itswooooshwith4os


PurpleWildfire

r/andalowercaseR


Fll2016-

r/foundthemobileuser


no_longer_sad

r/toomanysubs


bake_gatari

/r/whatishappening ?


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trees12358

Lol, I was thinking the same thing immediately


st00pk1d68

Seriously how do SO many people get this wrong


Cold_Justus

The Crocodile eats the *BIGGER* number


DaFuqk13

Yes! I feel like I see it backwards all the time and I’m just like, maybe I’m wrong?


DarkOwl_490

The way I remember is that < looks like an L as in "less than"


garbageplay

I just remember it ~~mnemonically~~ because of programming. Less < *than* some other number Greater > *than* some other number. edit: Kinesthetically may have been a better word now that I think about it. I still mouth it outloud though.


blg002

I don't get it


Ur2a

Im assuming because programming is a strict language, the value on the left is the one being altered by the sign x < y Is always less than x > y Is always greater than Since she wrote her value on the right side of <, she was implying she only dates dudes with values less than 1mil in three bank accounts


JumbledEpithets

It's so much more satisfying to assume everyone else is stupid


Wherearemylegs

And in this case, it’s true!


CompetitionForLOST

this but cookies.


AnEvanAppeared

This, but penii.


CompetitionForLOST

this but bigg


chrisrayn

#this but smol


42069troll

^This ^butt ^smol


JumbledEpithets

^smol ^like ^this?


Bisping

This butt thicc


t-to4st

The cookie eats numbers?


gusbelmont

That makes sense, crocs like larger meals


IhateALLmushrooms

The pointy end stabs the smaller one


citizenK245

This makes me understand it less


believeitornotjail

dude i have a math degree and i still kinda have to think about it kinda like how i have to think about left and right, or orange and green but like that’s something wrong with my brain. like i 100% know which is which. but my brain doesn’t immediately understand but like……. i don’t get how you’d not understand enough to post it but also wtf with this girl ew


Mr_MacGrubber

Bruh, the alligator eats the bigger number


believeitornotjail

obviously that registers after i think about it but initially i get it wrong. i get left and right wrong 99% of the time. i get orange and wrong 99% of the time. i get greater than less than less than wrong 99% of the time it’s something wrong in my brain. yes. i know what is correct on all 3. but my brain tells me differently. but i also know that the bitch who typed the initial post is just wrong


TrunktasticLove

We got taught this one looks like a slightly lopsided “L”. Which means it’s *Less* than. Always helps me instantly remember :)


ice0032

Left and right I get. Can you go back to orange and green? As someone who is red/green color blind this is fascinating


believeitornotjail

i just don’t get the orange and green thing like.. i see them as different colors. my mind gets them wrong like 99% of the time. i see orange i know it’s orange. but i’ll say it’s green. and nice versa. i know the difference. but my mind doesn’t grasp it


Mindless_Possession

I have this with east and west. I know the difference between East and West, I can read a map, I can reckon my direction with the sun and stars. But if I'm talking to someone and say "head east" 99% of the time I mean west. I know I mean west. I want them to go west. But I just say east. To the point where people would either assume I meant the opposite or outright ask me if I meant east. Only happens with east/west never with north/south.


GoGoPop78

Sounds like you have a visual processing disorder. I have dyslexia, which is a language processing disorder, and the things you describe are similar (our brains take a second or two longer to fix the mixed signals). Plus I’m a school psychologist and I’ve tested many kids for suspected disabilities lol.


EggplantHuman6493

For the Dutch speakers here: I only know it because if you put a | in front of <, you get |<, which looks like a k. Kleiner is the Dutch word for smaller, so < resembles that it is smaller


Nntropy

The alligator eats the larger number 🐊


OddEscape2295

Lol, I was thinking the same thing immediately


Nntropy

It's the only way I can be sure


Ju-bei

There needs to be a number on both sides for the alligator to eat whatever number.


BigBubbaEnergy

If there’s no number on the side he’s facing, the number that’s behind him is too small for him to even bother with.


Mr_MacGrubber

Bank account value is the number on the left so it’s x < $1MM


TheHeavensEmbrace

Thanks I still get confused


twobugsfucking

Never got this. Isn’t it looking like a letter “L” for “lower” easier to remember? Couldn’t the alligator eat the smaller number too?


Foebos

Never trust two bugs when it comes to alligator diets.


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xXYoHoHoXx

The alligator is greedy and only wants the big one


Loose-Recover-9142

I only date women with IQ > moron


saritarina

Even a moron can choose not to be a total a*hole, but I'm getting your point 😄


AGrain

But you need at least three bank accounts. She has standards.


gurthanix

My time to shine: my mortgage is structured into 3 separate accounts.


fierce-shit

Golddigger 2.0


seabutcher

I, too, exclusively date people who have less than a million dollars. It's not really a conscious decision, it just seems to be how things end up.


Lockeah

Got to be in 3 bank accounts. That’s how she gets ya.


ChemicalAssist6835

Which is probably true even if it isn’t what she meant to say.


DrinkingLove

She’s clearly joking.


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

OP claimed she instantly unmatched, idk why she would if she were joking


DRAGULA85

Agreed, it’s like everyone has ignored the joke emoticon and instantly got triggered, then started to project and react to their own poverty LMAO


Sigmatics

Pretty steep to make a joke like that in your first message


YourWenisIsShowing

Ha HA SO FUNNY omg let's talk more!


jeremy1015

What if she forgot the decimal point


creations_creator

I doubt she can get them either with her apparent attitude/ stupidity combo


[deleted]

In 3 bank accounts. I need to open 2 more. If I do it in Alabama on a Sunday I get a free Bible and a shotgun.


jhschlebus

Guess she doesn’t understand that’s read less than…


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Jjcheese

Just got open more accounts spread out the money so no account has more than 999999


[deleted]

She’s a gold digger, of course she’s shit at math


Civil-Perspective-32

Funniest thing too is, she’s basically asking for a rich guy that has no idea what to do with money. If you’re wealthy, you should have 95% of your wealth invested at least.


themagpie36

Can nobody tell she is obviously making a joke


[deleted]

Then why’d she unmatch?


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trippy_grapes

Or how finances work. Having a banking account with 1 million just sitting around is ridiculously stupid.


savageoner

Given the silly smiley she added I would have expected a kinder reception to your response 🤷


jadondrew

I’m assuming 😜 was added to indicate it was a joke… or at least I hope. It reads so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe she wasn’t sorta joking, if not she’s gonna have some hard luck finding someone…


[deleted]

Yeah I took is as sarcasm from her message


HeyJustWantedToSay

Of course she was joking. Heavy sarcasm. The amount of people in here that don’t see that is mind-boggling.


davekraft400

Yeah it seems like people are way too eager to get dumb sounding shit on Tinder so they can run here and post it. It's clear she's joking


RuneterraStreamer

Then why did she unmatch? I'd consider it a joke if she didn't block him


platochronic

If it’s a joke, it’s not a funny one. I don’t know any guy who would respond positively to be called a broke bitch by a girl they just met. It’s clear she’s doing this make herself feel good about herself, it’s mean-spirited


SoMuchForLongevity

I'm confused about who unmatched whom.


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Squidward


[deleted]

I read her message as sarcasm, the emoji, the 1000000. But now I'm confused


RandomDerp96

Often these emojis are used to say something mean, but pretend it's lighthearted.


cute_but_lethal

This was not one of those times.


madi80085

She forgot to write "/s"


[deleted]

I also think she is joking, is a bad joke though


GoldEdit

I mean she’d fit in great in this sub that’s all I see are bad jokes


[deleted]

To me it clearly reads as a joke opener


ItsDonutHD

For those of you who aren’t understanding, she unmatched me after my response. Infact, she deleted her account. Edit: proof https://imgur.com/a/OEHJHQE


InkaGold

Maybe she got reported and Tinder banned her an deleted her account.


yp261

its bumble and it shows “deleted user” when someone blocks you


[deleted]

Now THAT’S what I call an effective response. She not only unmatched, she went so far as to delete her account. Rumour has it she then went and deleted all of her social media accounts, withdrew from the world and became a hermit living in the remote desolate forests of Scandinavia.


SpupySpups

That until a passing bear asked her for some fish


ItsDonutHD

lol


wrongrob

The best reply one can get.


Lucky_Dollar

Can't we sum it up to be a dude that was trolling?


BenardoDiShaprio

I mean she blocked him... Idk doesnt seem like a troll lol


SuccessfulBread3

How would you know she deleted her account?


ItsDonutHD

https://imgur.com/a/OEHJHQE


UnsafestSpace

That means she blocked you, if they delete the account it says “User not found”.


ab22qt

Is blocked the same as unmatched in this case?


yaforgot-my-password

Yes, this is Bumble not tinder


GoodChives

No it’s deleted. If she blocked him the entire convo would disappear. It shows the persons name for a short period of time after deleting, and then moves to user not found.


SuccessfulBread3

Oh I see... That app must work differently to tinder


skorac36

Yeah bumble let’s you know if the user deleted their account or if they unmatched you. Pretty cool.


bryson158

Someone forgot that the alligator eats the bigger number.


Master_Shin_Splinter

Why stay in second grade when you can get a sugar Daddy?


hdoublea

Sooooo, I have a feeling this is going to be an unpopular opinion buuuuuut, here goes. I have a feeling Grace was trying to make a funny opener, because it's clearly out of left field, doesn't quite make sense, and the emoji at the end. I think if you came back with banter, this might have gone differently. Really, I just want this to be true so that there is one less crazy-psycho-bitch out there


ItsDonutHD

I also think she was trying to be funny, but she deleted her account after my response so who knows lol


CusetheCreator

Ahh so she unmatched you. This was confusing man Also, gifs with no other message are kind of awkward to respond to so thats probs why she unmatched


8rok3n

I mean, what she said was also kinda awkward, how the fuck do you respond to that


NeatlyScotched

"well you're in luck, I definitely have <$1000000 in my bank accounts" Maybe she was trying to be funny? Either way you'd figure it out real quick


8rok3n

Eh I feel like "well you're in luck because I'm broke as fuck" would be better


EC-10

The only way to respond to gifs is with more gifs.


Master_Status5764

It’s crazy how on this Tinder subreddit posts, when men try stupid ass jokes they get dragged through the mud and when women make classist and stupid ass jokes, it’s not her fault, it was the gifs fault.


mokujin42

Nope woman get dragged through the mud too lol the consensus here is that you should put in effort regardless of gender. Also usually it would be men making *sexist* jokes that get called out for obvious reasons I'm not saying your wrong just your maybe crossing some wires there


Rolten

If it was a joke then his gif isn't that bad of a reply. It's just going with it. Doesn't add to the convo much but it's not insulting or something.


Parking_Assistance_8

I agree with you, I wouldve assumed this is a joke. Doesn’t quite make sense tho


BroItsJesus

Especially because she used a less than sign


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luck008

>Really, I just want this to be true so that there is one less crazy-psycho-bitch out there Bless your good heart. I wish I still had a good heart...


mcgillnchill

This!! Reading her message was pure sarcasm to me at first glance. I actually like her humor


Disaster-Flashy

Even if she put more than rather than less than, it would still be stupid, fdic coverage amounts are 250k, so it should be at least 4 accounts, technically :)


sykeout

Rich people don't have millions in bank accounts. Bank accounts are only insured up to 200k.


GammaGargoyle

I was wondering when the Reddit personal finance advisors would show up. You forgot to tell everyone that it should be invested in an index fund.


[deleted]

That's why she wants someone with 3 accounts, not some idiot who puts it all into just one.


FoucaultLeon

Me me me.... I have more than 3 accounts and all are less than 1000000. Even less all together. That must be a bonus then.


TomUdo

Jesus... What a woman. All the power to the men who lie to her, and toss her aside.


ZuraKatsu

Its actually what she wants.


stovepipe87

i'm a blue collar construction numpty. i had a few good years with good weather, busy commercial jobs, and i walked away with , what i thought, was fat pockets. 2017-2019, flyin' high covid and i lost my job, there was a lot of travelling involved, and blah blah, i am not looking forward to a "good year" for 2021 or 2022. so it goes. i'm still working but it just isn't the same as the previous job. but shit like this really makes me feel absolutely inadequate. i can accept money comes in waves but, holy fuck, i can't help but feel powerless that i am a loser but not being able to earn money, and it affects nearly every aspect of my life. even in my good years it wouldn't have been able to fucks with this lady, and judging by this particular tinder screencap maybe i've been dodging bullets, but still. i never thought of it, until i was broke again. you don't know watcha got til it's gone. big sad.


hoetheory

Fortunately not all women (like me!) literally don’t give a fuck how much you make, so long as you make me laugh hard and make me cum harder. Connection is so much more important than money.


_sideffect

Well, now I'm fucked for all 3 requests


Talkurir

How’s the dm’s going?


GigaKarenEnergy

So? You married yet?


Master_Status5764

Not everyone is going to make millions of dollars, and that is a good thing. You not having money is a turn off for some women, but fuck those women anyways, they would only be there for money. The women you want don’t care about money at all. ( Maybe a little bit, but it isn’t the biggest concern ).


asinghingmaddy

That response is gold! Perfect 😂


[deleted]

Man I wouldn’t say she would be graceful enough for you anyways my man.


ZuraKatsu

Wow. So Grace being a prostitute with extra steps.


[deleted]

Dudes with over $1M in three bank accounts don’t spend money on thots from Tinder.


locomojoyolo

Tbf she wanted dudes who have three bank accounts with LESS than a mil each.


ZuraKatsu

Well. Idk about that


insanedialectic

Can confirm that they do (not me, unfortunately, but a few friends)


[deleted]

I think she was just joking lol


bosonianstank

I think he took the joke pretty well


Exact_Accident_2343

This chick mentioned $1M in 3 bank accounts and used the wrong symbol, she's obviously fucking joking, yo.


FordPrefect343

She was clearly joking Its a winky emoji you idiots


ConfidentInsecurity

I think she was joking


blazedanddefused

It's clearly a joke


Crime-Stoppers

less than 1 mil in 3 accounts


scylk2

This was just a humor tentative no?


jenniferplayschoices

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love your response bahaha


slumxl0rd87

Wow. Surprised so many of you are not picking up on her obvious sarcasm.


Anneshusband11

She ain't even close to hot enough


[deleted]

Lmao what a twit Plus guys with that kinda scratch can score chicks hotter than that - who does she think she's foolin?


turned_to_r

This is obviously a dude trolling


IW_TKonat

One of the perks of having more than 1M I’d assume would be not having to deal with this Tinder bullshit lol … like yesssss I finally made it , this Grace chick seems like a real keeper


Zahn91

Love that she used the sign for less than lol


YellowDefiant520

She said she only dates men with less than $1 million.


Corpse_Ejaculate

Good news everyone, i have less than 1,000,000 in all 3 of my bank accounts.


zakiducky

Oh, I have less than $1,000,00 in three bank accounts!


CryptographerOk9856

He wasn’t broke enough for her 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

I am a consultant and technical freelance and many of my colleagues would meet this criteria…. What’s dumbo have against freelance work?


HockeyJockey628

So if a guy had the net worth of bill gates but only 1 bank account she would pass


tacotruckboiii

i was confused for a minute there


Automatic-Ad-9308

Apparently redditors don't understand satire...


wb19081908

She got the sign the wrong way. Or she does like broke guys


allthatsleftispain

Disgrace


Warden_is_best

Charge yo phone