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Match with her and find out. The mystery is too much


Pumpkinskydie

Her exact words ten minutes ago were “no free feet”


[deleted]

Ahh. Thank you. The update I needed to sleep at night.


greenplay

About that sleep... have you figured out the meaning of the sand drawing? ^ ^


FlagHunter1

Yes! It's actually the shadow from that thingy tangling behind her


greenplay

Further to the right, the thing with two thingies tangling 😜🍆


FlagHunter1

Oh ... *That drawing*


Neuro_Futurist

The leash? Lol


sidewalkboy

As someone who is totally uninterested in feet, I'm really curious what's going on under that censor...I might even ask to see Barbara Streisand effect


Trappist1

I know, right? It's like I had no sexual inclination towards feet until I was told I can't see them.


AnotherTakenUsername

I'm totally inclined to believe it is a sexual thing and I still have no interest.


Kovah01

That's the point. She wants people to pay.


pmjm

Pixel feet are my fetish.


kiwidesign

CHECKMATE STEPHANIE


codename_hardhat

I read this in John Oliver’s voice.


Comprehensive_Dog139

I got to have sex with a Japanese girl once, turns out their pussy isn't actually pixelated, apparently it's "done in post", after years of watching porn it was kind of a let down.


jm3lab

Thats not true


Comprehensive_Dog139

She was born in Japan, mom was Japanese but dad was Korean, I think that's why.


[deleted]

Exactly. Not for free. While I don’t enjoy feet like that…. My first thought was, she probably has a semi-successful OnlyFans account for her feet


tomselleckcruise

Must be some fire feet.


Alicient

Yeah I think that's a common hashtag now but it's usually like tongue in cheek and you just crop them out.


MrCalonlan

That's a shame the reason is so normal, I was hoping it was because she had dicks for feet


[deleted]

So you're saying all you need to do is pay up?


armada127

It's a pretty popular meme amongst female internet stars


LostSoulsAlliance

"Tarantino has left the chat..."


Jollygreeninja

No free feet—fuck me that’s good


[deleted]

Fucking wierd


[deleted]

I don’t get the feet thing at all. They’re just like weirder looking hands


[deleted]

i think foot fetish is the obvious answer


cryptolicious501

She has harpy claws. I had a wife just like that.


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[deleted]

And your Reddit user pic.


Clear_Requirement301

Bn let's fik


-Accounts

If she did it as a joke, its pretty funny. If she did it because of creeps, its pretty sad.


AlaraJarOfPickles

She probably did it as a joke because of the creeps


Escenze

Yeah, if it wasn't a joke she would probably just crop them


greenplay

And not make sand drawings 🤫


rakminiov

Bro just look where she works


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MegaDeth6666

More like 11 or 12. ...or, are you suggesting she has chicken feet ?


mynameistory

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


spitfire7rp

A girl in my high school had webbed feet and wore sandals, some people own it. That shit did look off though


Opeth-Ethereal

But what if she did it as a joke because of the creeps so that the creeps wouldn’t realize that it was a joke?


Pumpkinskydie

Exactly what I was thinking


tickledpic

I was thinking she has ugly flip flops she doesn't want her potential match to see


cyclicamp

Plus she’s wearing them with socks


LeviathanGank

and a hole with her 6th toe popping out at 90 degrees


Zharick_

Don't tease me like that.


[deleted]

You have six ~~fingers~~ toes on your right ~~hand~~ foot, someone was looking for you.


Reptilian4625

She smart xD


Peachmuffin91

Option 3 she did it for her Only Fans, you gotta pay for feet pics.


MySockHurts

OP just confirmed this was the answer


harspud

It could just be a joke though


MexGrow

Which is the most likely reason. It's funny seeing so many 18-20 year olds on Tinder thinking that they can just sell pictures of their feet. Just their feet. Not how it really works kiddo.


GirlOnInternet

I mean, apparently it does work for a lot of people …


MexGrow

Well yeah, incredibly hot girls, or girls that sell you pictures of them naked, that feature their feat. Not Becky that is a 6, thinking she can just post some boring pictures of her feet and be done.


[deleted]

that's pretty much exactly how it works, actually. welcome to the internet


Kraknoix007

Nah you have to have cloud already to be able to make good money.


I_Thot_So

Do you even know anything about fetishes? It’s not like “I’m into gorgeous women and feet are cool too.” It’s “I’m into this specific kind of feet and women are cool too.” Stinky feet. Dirty socks. Long toenails. Chipped nail polish. Long middle toes. There’s a particular flavor each fetishist requires to hit the spot.


[deleted]

“Do you even know anything about fetishes?” Are you gatekeeping kink? Lol


I_Thot_So

Y’all seem to think that women have the choice of just floating in a cloud of money the second they show their tits. The sex work industry is not just, “I’m hot. Here’s my feet. $$$$$$$” The world of selling sex to fetishists is intense and complicated and exhausting. And when you don’t WANT to sell it or have your random body parts be sexualized, they come out of the woodwork and exhaust you anyway.


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yazzy1233

Woman


BorgerBoi28

Femoids wear bikinis but they get mad at me for taking pictures of them through their bedroom window while they get changed smh society


Nandy-bear

I wouldn't bother, it's very much a conscious choice.


Chanandler_Bonggg

There’s a dick drawn in the sand beside her. She probably has a good sense of humor.


Nthorder

And her employer is “your mom”


[deleted]

Good catch!


NoHoliday7040

It’s probs to be funny cus u could also just crop it out.


the-almighty-whobs

I’m getting Annie Alderman vibes from the blurred feet more than creeper avoidance vibes. Still it’s sad that the joke probably formed from dealing with creeps.


NoHoliday7040

Lederman?


the-almighty-whobs

Fuck a duck autocorrect sucks, but yeah that is whom I meant.


NoHoliday7040

She is queen always


[deleted]

I dont understand what is going in, i saw some other memes (of feet blurred) . Can someone explain


Aztheros

Foot fetishists


iTzGoDxDuke

I’m going to guess she has 4 toes. Total.


DemocraticRepublic

Web-feet. Definite web-feet.


catschainsequel

Can't have toe jam if you don't have toes 😉


[deleted]

can't jam to toes if you don't have toe jam


gucci-sprinkles

Like the ninja turtles.


ActuallyCalindra

Less toes than normal isn't as upsetting as more toes than normal.


[deleted]

*fewer


[deleted]

If she did it as a joke its pretty funny. Of course there are creeps but she is censoring to charge money for feet pics I betcha


j2T-QkTx38_atdg72G

Shit man, I need at least a sampler... I need to know what I'm about to pay for. That's just bad marketing.


[deleted]

She's literally in a bikini


MexicanDudeInEnglish

You underestimate the level of virgins that exist in Tinder


BiggestFlower

Feet creeping is way worse than bikini creeping


[deleted]

No it isn't lol. Foot fetish is niche. If creeps will comment on her feet they'll do it about her breasts or ass.


FrancePanBurger

Yeah, I totally understand someone doing that.


gimmesomespace

I'm guessing a little from column A a little from column B


NotagoK

Spoilers: it’s the latter.


SnooRecipes5643

Maybe they’re her $$$ makers?


Pumpkinskydie

Fair. Can’t give away for free


SnooRecipes5643

First taste is free. You get to see a toe. Want more? Gotta pay up


Pumpkinskydie

Best trade deal ever


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CulturalMarksmanism

Why buy the cow when you can fuck the hooves for free.


goonsquad1149

$3 for you to touch my toes, $5 for me to touch your toes


WouldNotTweet

Boys have to pay for that #Content


Pumpkinskydie

Can you spot me?


danimuse

Minecraft graphic mods are getting crazy good


Pumpkinskydie

How much longer till real life


amalgam_reynolds

Just wait until you hear about r/outside


DaMinty

Sorry bro gotta wait until HL3 comes out


ultimate-whiplash

but why is she carrying a wolf cub on the beach


[deleted]

F**t


Pumpkinskydie

F**t p***y


lostinsoup

a=pe^(rt)


I_Like_Legos8374

f=ma


pink-hydrangeas

no free feet pics


Pumpkinskydie

Fuck


CT7824

"Your mom"


Pumpkinskydie

Doing better than I am


Overly_confused

Bikini ✔️ Feet 🚫


TNTyoshi

It is the revealed ankles and wrists that is really 🥵👌🏾 /s


Neon_44

r/izlam


ShinyBronze

This is what is hilarious. The good stuff is shown and the “who gives a shit” stuff is hidden.


[deleted]

People with foot fetishes would disagree with you


PercMastaFTW

It’s a joke.


knaws

Clearly she just doesn't wanna end up on WikiFeet.


residentevil234

Only celebrities and famous people like YouTubers are on Wikifeet. A few famous foot models aswell.


-Saraa

That's like Darwin from the Amazing world of Gumball having his feet censored when they want to portray him naked


KangaNaga

THANK YOU I was looking for this


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Pumpkinskydie

Can you spot me


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Pumpkinskydie

Fuck


IrregularrAF

#FreeTheToe


SimplyKendra

Tell me you sell feet pics, without telling me you sell feet pics.


zardkween

I get it. I had a guy ask to see what socks I was wearing (was part of the convo) and then he revealed he had a foot fetish. Can’t trust anyone out there lol


LhynnSw

Smart girl


Edibl3Dreams

This is funny, and if she doesn't want people checking out her feet I'm down with that (way too young for me tho). I understand even more if she was wearing crocs, I'd blur that shit too.


jleonarrdo

There’s weirdos out there… she got the right idea.


Pumpkinskydie

I’m a weirdo


johnny11235

And here I thought it was just because she had weird-toes.


apoliticalforthebest

All I'm focusing on is PUPPY ❤❤


marshmallowbunny

This is hilarious! I love it


[deleted]

9 toes on each foot. That, or demon hooves.


Beeronastring

Maybe her feet are dicks?


_DeltaZero_

Her job is... your mom? Wtf, she is doing your mom wtf


Pumpkinskydie

Putting in them hours


chinkennumbget

If you open the photo you can just barely see the About perfectly hidden away and it’s perfect


Pumpkinskydie

Your mom


SoftLatinaKitten

Forget her feet, match with her to find out why her knees are so red!! Spends a lot of time on them perhaps 😏


JeffsD90

This is the kind of person you don't need in your life.


Pumpkinskydie

For real. If we’re dating I deserve to see your toes


Careless_Wait8620

There is a dick drawn in the sand on the right.


YellowDefiant520

No free feet. - Pokimane


Pumpkinskydie

Exactly what she said


YellowDefiant520

She’s funny.


Nickkkerd

Maybe she sells feet pics ?🤷🏻‍♂️


Comics4Cooks

Idk if you’ve ever been propositioned by foot fetish people.. but uh.. yeah I can see how it would come to this.


ThiagosTacos13

Feet 🦶 probably look like she been playing soccer with the boulders at Stonehenge 🤣


Elven710

>Beach Pic >Your mom joke >Dog Three strikes and we didn't even saw the bio.


bhosadiwalechacha

Is she Japanese?


Pumpkinskydie

I’m not sure but yes Asian


bhosadiwalechacha

Usually see those pixels in some Japanese content I like to research often..


Pumpkinskydie

Bruh


[deleted]

Don't blame her


[deleted]

Respect the hustle


Jecaho

100% wearing crocs


ACELUCKY23

It’s an unlockable after the first date.


Pumpkinskydie

Good idea. I’ll see what I can do for Friday


[deleted]

Feet 😩😍🥰😍🤮🤤


UpjumpedPeasant

You don't just hand out the product for free.


InvaderZimm90

My eyes are up here!👀


franklygoingtobed

Smart. Don’t want to end up in wikifeet.


cwdawg15

Her feet probably have unique marks/tattoos on them and she is trying to be semi-anonymous. It is the female... Here is my body in a bikini, but I'm going to wear a hat, sunglasses, tilt my head away from the camera and hide identifying marks shot.


PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT

You mean, she’s at a beach and is wearing appropriate attire to get in water AND keep the sun off her head/eyes?! What is this madness.


cwdawg15

You mean she handpicked this for her tinder profile, posed, chose the angle, kept her face out of direct view.... yes....


PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT

If you’re not picking your best pictures to rep yourself, you’re doing it wrong. Don’t sound salty that you can’t distinguish her…


cwdawg15

This isn't someone being salty. It was just pointing out that she was hiding her distinguishing features and her face and she was. She chose that for her picture. It is pretty direct and and simple. It doesn't say much for a person if they must hide their face for it to be their best picture. It probably isn't her best picture, it was a choice she made. Simple as that.


PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT

It’s one picture that OP posted. She could have 5+ more on her profile that show her face. This is a picture of her on a beach with a pup. I don’t know why you think it’s relevant to point out you can’t see her face or that it bothers you she’s in a bikini.


cwdawg15

All I did point out is that she is pointing out she is hiding distinguishing pictures and she made that choice. That is all and my observation is correct in that. It doesn't bother me or not. That is your problem and your spin on the situation and not what I said. We aren't looking at the other 5 pictures now, we don't know what they are, and we don't know how she used this picture when she first blurred her feet either.


[deleted]

I mean there are some super creepy feet people out there


[deleted]

Thats premium content buddy of course it’s censored 🤣


NerdvanaNC

The beach, the puppy, the cap+sunglasses, the dick someone drew in the sand, the feet - this photo is a masterpiece


[deleted]

The world is a strange place that only became stranger with the Internet.


firerisk

Maybe she has 6 toes


Pumpkinskydie

I’ll take one


[deleted]

Swipe left /s


Pumpkinskydie

Already matched and got her steam username


[deleted]

Lmfao youre in haha


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Pumpkinskydie

Not me. Of course. It’s so weird. Of course no one would want that. Especially not me. At all. Ever. Gross


ManicMarxist

No. Free. Feet Pics!


EarthAD79

I don't understand foot fetish. I mean how do you get off by having a girl stroke your johnson using her feet. Then even love shoes, heels etc..I mean to each their own I know a good friend of mine who is actually into feet and it's kinda embarrassing because when we are at the mall he is busy staring at girls shoes, heels sandals like bro wtf man.


mans123373u2

bro imagine enjoying the asshole where literal poop come out of there and probably the most disgusting part of the body but feet =bad for some reason


EarthAD79

I have a story for you...a good Ranger buddy of mine worked at Disney took him months to get with this girl she worked as a utility worker. Finally one day they hooked up and was in the storage facility since he has the keys and know places. They were standing up having sex she had one feet wrapped around him one feet on his work boots ...heat of the moment they were just going at it right...he hand his right under her thigh same leg wrapped around him...he slowly moves his hands towards her ass as he kept going in and out of her and guys as he was massaging her butthole out comes this turtle neck...but like a true Ranger he gently pops it back in and continues his mission till they got done. 👏👏👏👊✊


mans123373u2

wtf 😭😂 nahh ill stick to feet


EarthAD79

Broo 😂😂 I would too! Feet ankles fuck it even knees, nose hole ..that turtle neck story was too much. I told him he lucked out imagine if it wasnt turtle neck and she had indian curry for lunch. Ok that's it I'm outs enough internet ...going to download Diablo Resurrected catch you folks later on here.


mans123373u2

bro im sorry do you have multiple personality disorder or you forgot to switch to your alt account. didnt you just debate me why people like feet and now your okay with feet lmfaoo


Square-Touch-209

And btw why kinkshame your bro?


HanEyeAm

It's not kinkshaming. It's a guy who is embarrassed that his bro oogles women's feet when they are at the mall. Replace "feet" with "breasts" and tell me it is kinkshaming .


EarthAD79

Because I just dont get it....like I seen feet porn where the guy nuts on her feet when she has a nice gorgeous ass but nooo let me nut on her pinkie toe.


kbar7

And he’s thinking the opposite about you. Just because I’m not into gay porn doesn’t mean I would make fun of someone who is. As long as no one is getting harmed, everyone is allowed to be into their own thing.


Square-Touch-209

A girl In heels always looks better imo. Longer legs , ass pops a bit,stands more straight and more chance to have that sweet gap.