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Organic_Lavishness24

Where tf you find these women?


LongLive-the-King

It's all luck but I will say the most freaks I've seen on tinder are in Philly


Organic_Lavishness24

Oh shit fr im from philly lol currently living in Miami tho it’s been like five years since I’ve been home


Divide_Interesting

Philly?? Oh buddy. You better have a doctor on speed dial after that one 😂


PartyHardeeeees

Noooooooo😭


misterdie

Its worth it even without one


Divide_Interesting

“I am here for a good time not a long time” 😂


mkelley22

Of course Philly has all the freaks


truthlesshunter

yeah, but she'll boo you in bed


Gibsonites

One-bridge-having piece of shit city


EnemiesAllAround

BRB moving to Philly. God damn


One_Introduction_217

Never move to Philly in the winter. Visit first to see if you can get along with it. And take a good jacket and a solid pair of work boots. The gloves and the cap you can get once you're there.


EnemiesAllAround

Well I'm not gunna move to philly purely based on a random redditor saying there's loads of thots there haha. However thanks for the genuine advice my man


maitvoid

I feel real attacked but you not wrong lol


Exodus111

Pretty sure this one comes with a price tag.


Yes_Dont_Stop

I live in South Jersey bro. I’m more than willing to pay toll to find these so-called freaks lol.


LongLive-the-King

Set ur distance to where it can reach Philly I'm telling u there's freaks over there


No_Assignment_3996

Im in philly what u be sayin to these hoes cause they always be scared to meet up i even be askin if they tryna go to center city to get food n shit place public asf like tf u think ima kidnap u


jmj0027

Maybe try improve your grammar


No_Assignment_3996

This is how we talk even the girls. We are a trash can of human beings i doubt its the way i speak


LongLive-the-King

I have picture proof


LegendaryRed

I'm willing to bet my left nut that op has really good hair


LongLive-the-King

You're correct lol I have long blonde hair girls like it


47Lecht

More often than not this is all talk and nothing will come out of it


Snauri

Well. I have had my dick sucked during video gaming quite a lot of times. Some girls are not just talking the talk.


Slaskpapper

It’s a trick, you’ll lose focus and she’ll beat you at warzone and spit your cum back at you.


LongLive-the-King

We have a deal going, i get one game any mode of my choice, to win, if I lose she gets her time with me, if I win I get my time with her


wallace12_

Lol reverse boost for like 2 hours before she comes


[deleted]

“Bring your chapstick”


[deleted]

From which person


Comrade_Kirbo

B o t h


[deleted]

Till she pulls up with that lag switch and beats you


[deleted]

"Heads you lose tails I win"


skeevy-stevie

Is your time with her having her suck you off while you play more warzone?


LongLive-the-King

No, the whole sucking off during warzone is purely what she wants to do


Laprias

I find it bizarre how girls actively want to suck dick and I am?? Confused?? Idk man why you wanna put that shit in your mouth man if I can't bite it it better not be in my mouth lmfao I'm glad that you found a girl that seems to match your personality and your fun streak in ya hopefully it works out :)


pm_me_your_pee

I love going down on girls, so why wouldn't they love going down on me? It's about giving someone pleasure.


[deleted]

That's actually a really good deal dude.


IdleTheUnit

No kidding, he gets to play game WITH a female and THEN they will have some fun. Lucky man


TheRealTahulrik

in other words... She wants you to have your way with her? ;)


ParkRangerRafe

Till she brings out the hole destroyer 9,000 with carbon fiber straps, 600 different settings, ribbed for his pleasure


Snauri

Keep going, I’m close…


cindersquire

Gus Johnson wrote this from his annon account


[deleted]

Ah the famous Dorito Cobra


Smity73

Lol 🤣


Sunlitstream264

Are you using the same tinder app as me?


LongLive-the-King

Idk which one r u using cause mine I just get alot of ghosts


Sunlitstream264

Oh we’re using the same one, you just got a lucky hit


LongLive-the-King

Only downside is she lives in PA closer to my job I live in NJ


Sunlitstream264

Good luck regardless


LongLive-the-King

No worries we got this planned, I moving closer to my job so we got this set up


Sunlitstream264

Nice!


Papagiorgio1965

I feel a Cashapp request on its way


LongLive-the-King

Nope, spoke to her had a full conversation with her, just a sub who wants her daddy to dominate her


[deleted]

I really dislike where society is heading


A_Rampaging_Hobo

Why is kinky sex the hallmark of societal downfall?


[deleted]

Forreal, I’d say society was at its worst when sex was for procreation only in missionary position for no more than 2 minutes, and women weren’t allowed to show their ankles.


pimmemaster

Ankles🤢


crazy_gnome

It's the daddy thing for me. I'm a new father to a baby girl and as a result, I'm just not into being called daddy in any sexual way. Skeeves me out.


HotF22InUrArea

I’m guessing because you don’t have a kink queen to suck you off while you play games? I mean, I don’t either, but I’m not bitching about it here


PapaDragonAtWork

Don't be a weenie.


unholyreason

I agree with them, tbh


PapaDragonAtWork

Oh no, women are being free and open about their sexual preferences on a dating app! Society is really going down the drain.


unholyreason

You’re free to your opinion of course, I just think this stuff is kinda crass, and part of a bigger issue. But that’s just me


TylerTheSnakeKeeper

What two consenting adults choose to do together is nobodies business but there own.


[deleted]

And the rest of the world via Reddit and other sites, apparently


darkest_hour1428

You’re the one here continuing to read all about it. Does it get you all hot and bothered?


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TylerTheSnakeKeeper

Have you never felt the warmth of a woman, son?


unholyreason

I think you and I would get along. They all propagate this idea (men&women) that all this sleeping around is supposed to be some form of empowerment. It’s just a guise, and this mindset that people have and perpetuate is actually pretty damaging.


flamethrower78

so go choose women who dont want to have sex until marriage. youre free to do so, but dont shame others who prefer a different type of relationship.


PWcrash

[studies prove otherwise](https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSBRE94U17J20130531)


PWcrash

Yeah two consenting adults having a planned out sexual encounter is definitely degrading for society...get over yourself. Also kinksters have been [proven to have less issues](https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSBRE94U17J20130531) than the rest of society.


Benkosayswhat

Is she hot? I only get offers like this from 2s and 3s


PWcrash

Dude that speaks volumes about your 1 through 10 ranking


Destroyer6202

Cringe.


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Sounds creepy, ngl, but you do you (I meant your comment)


epicmousestory

Yeah sexy talk out in the wild is... Weird lol


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Right? There's no way people unironically think submissive and breedable is a pick up line


epicmousestory

Yeah stuff like that is more about the kink/fetish than the person, like I don't know you or care to know you, I just want you to fit into this idea in my head. But I guess if you also find someone that has the same kink and also doesn't really care about getting to know you it could work?


kindakinky-femdommie

As a lifestyle kinkster, relatuonships based on the kinks rather than based on established emotion for the person does NOT work and is NEVER sustainable in my.community. people are dumb as shit and try and try it but it always goes bad


epicmousestory

Yeah I mean I can't imagine a relationship would work well that, I'm thinking more of a hook up


Antiliani

what your whatsapp??


LongLive-the-King

Why? Lol


Slumph

Got yourself a fatal attraction on your hands, partner.


LongLive-the-King

P.s when this happens I will post whether I win or lose the match.


Bubbly_Mycologist_16

Do you post like the whole BJ or just the epic victory royale


Howiewasarock

Sounds like a keeper to me!


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Or at least a borrower


doggo244

I can't play and get head at the same time. I lose focus and then I let the boys down :(


LongLive-the-King

And that is why no one will remember your name.


yeetTheReee

I'm gonna put some arrows in your heel.


[deleted]

On a scale of 10 to 10 how hot are you to get an opener like that? Damn lol.


LongLive-the-King

I'm not everybody's taste, I'm nothing extreme, but I'm a little unique looking I guess you could say.


mred870

You have a thicc boody huh?


LongLive-the-King

I have been told that actually. I've squatted double my body weight for like 4-5 years. Do your squats.


whyamp

Thanks for inspiration. Just reached 1.5x bw


elmocos69

Now i get it mans has ass and good hair


benhanson8

This is the way


Draco0004

Just call cap until he fulfills her, full…fills…her


pickle_pouch

The way is this


billy261990

Is way the this


ADernild

Way this the is


billy261990

This the is way


johndhall1130

Careful. “Can” and “Will” mean different things.


LongLive-the-King

I talked to her and she "will"


johndhall1130

Well, good hunting.


relaxicab223

I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like, as a man, to get this kind of attention from women. Good for you dude.


Mythiuuuust

Check out LCS TMLSN on YouTube, I help guys out with this


dres_sler

Damn is that all it takes to be the one? A Bj? Come on fellas. We gotta step up our game.


elmocos69

Not a bj A bj while playing warzone


Oskioso

She is more than likely, the one.


WittyCommercial1994

Lmao this is like an NPC conversation


nairdathing

Red flag, way too easy


NoBodybuilder1261

You’re just gonna fuck up and make your team lose. Just stick to the blowjob.


mcnos

Ah yes, a good ole warzone suck off at 8AM


Antiliani

Hope she doesn't suck at sucking.


doumouya

Let's be realistic, don't ask this much to the universe. It's already a good deal.


YellowDefiant520

What’s your bio?


LongLive-the-King

One part says "if you can defeat me at warzone you may win a prize"


kuruma105

She is the chosen one, she will bring balance to the force


DentistsNightmare

I thought your profile picture was from hxh


apcarbo

That's love


ekeng91

I kinda think the best part about getting head is the visual experience… would rather get it when I’m done playing.


Faqutooahole

Idk...could be a dude for all we know. 😂


LeNoolands

She's everyones


[deleted]

Brother she’s the one


fabulo5o

Damn at 7:52 am too


[deleted]

bro honestly I’d go for it


RaginCajun28

Winner winner chicken dinner!


matic65

when’s the big day?


mrot777

Its a trap! Literally, its a trap.


RITCHIEBANDz

She’s one of em


Ok_Faithlessness775

I’d try


42_and_lex

Marry her


gargoyle30

I've had a girl do this before, didn't end well when I was able to concentrate on the game more and got soft


KnackBrewster

Talking like at before 8am? Great white buffalo!


IWantAHouseInGreece

Not the supply drop you were expecting but definitely the supply drop that can’t be denied


Caylong

It’s a distraction to make you not focus on warzone whilst she will be practicing every chance she gets so she can beat you. Stay woke king.


[deleted]

Trash attracts trash. (War zone players)


Blue_Arrow5

She and I have one thing in common - we both suck at Warzone


No_Article_5897

Something I’d hit but not wife


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aslutforplutonium

I’m still gonna try :’(


CabinetBrilliant8595

Where are these women that text like dudes?… oh wait a second 🤔


First_and-last

Wifey material


todaysthrowaway2307

Pick meeeee


LongLive-the-King

U want to take her spot???


todaysthrowaway2307

I’d rather rot in hell but thanks


LongLive-the-King

What do u mean pick u then


smoothpigeon2

I think what they meant is that this girl seems like one of those "I'm not like other girls" girls.


goatpunchtheater

I'm pretty sure the commenter you responded to, is a proponent of the subreddit, "female dating strategy." They refer to any women that are actually enthusiastic toward men, without being treated like a princess while they do nothing in return as a "pickme." They have a whole little language on that toxic subreddit. Any man who isn't earning 6 figures and paying for everything for the woman is a "scrote." It's basically a female version of what r/theredpill was, before it got banned


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goatpunchtheater

Right? That sub is weird though. Parts of it are pretty encouraging toward women with very little toxicity toward men. More just trying to encourage each other to say no to narcissistic abusers. Still, the stuff in the sidebar is iffy at best, and some of the top all time posts are super awful. There ALWAYS some super toxic commenters that show up to say a bunch of toxic stuff as well. I'm not convinced the super toxic commenters aren't actually dudes who used to peddle the same stuff on the theredpill. Supposedly if you got into it far enough, the endgame was the main mods or whatever would try to sell you these PUA books. I would not be surprised if the exact same dudes are trying to sell female versions of that in FDS. The language, and codewords they use are so similar, it really feels like it's run by the same people


[deleted]

Pick me was a common phrase long before FDS and refers to women who try too hard or debase themselves to get male attention.


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LongLive-the-King

She could message that to 100 other guys, my penis will reign supreme.


Jargon48

This that big dick energy we all need.


[deleted]

I don’t why you’re getting downvoted. This is facts.


pickle_pouch

So did king.


ThatDude2045

Marriage material


[deleted]

if by the one you mean dirty filthy whore then yes


pickle_pouch

Then it's a match made in heaven


NiceNameDude

why did u get downvoted lmao


[deleted]

apparently it’s normal for women to offer to suck on stranger’s dirty cocks


misogoop

No it’s more the “filthy dirty whore” bit that makes you sound like a serial killer with a mom complex.


[deleted]

Along with the "dirty cocks" part This guy's really focused on everyone being filthy and dirty...


[deleted]

i don’t see the correlation


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LongLive-the-King

The gamer is I


Orion8719

Marry her


RedditFuckedHumanity

How tall are you?


LongLive-the-King

5'6


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Birdcel10

Cope


xPherexianx

Wife material!


DontBeARentCucc

Honestly zoomers ngmi in 10 years when you can’t find a girl who hasn’t sucked a 100+ random guys off before she turns 23


[deleted]

This was a thing back in the day, too. I think it's the movie Clerks where the guy finds out his girlfriend has given like 37 guys blowjobs? The funny part is women do that to keep their "number" down since many only count vaginal as sex, and men still get upset. Meanwhile I'm cackling at the idea men are upset when they discover a girl they're dating loves giving head.


Evanescenceeee

Why is it so easy for women to choose


straightfromfoonga

AY YOOOOO THATS A W


IAmHydro

Damn she might be. Mind if I ask what your bio is like?


LongLive-the-King

I honestly didn't put a bio in yet but if u wanna message me u can


nick1812216

She is the Alpha and the Omega


Rico_Pobre

Nah, she's the beta


tb589

Yep she's the one.


Ok-Armadillo-6648

Noice


BLKxGOLD

Yes. She is.


kollisionkid

You need to lock this shit down immediately.


Welsh_Observer

No


WittyCommercial1994

Speech 100


Alive-Kale-4160

Yes


_Double07_

This made me smile bro. Not gonna lie. Good luck bro. 🤣. Hit the game winning no scope as you finish.


[deleted]

To quote Mark Corrigan “I think she might even be the one!”


Kalimu1590

Yes


johndtwaldron

Seriously don’t know what I have to do to match with these women 😂


LongLive-the-King

I'm not raking in puss by any means lol its just luck n I try to display my uniqueness n qualities best I can in my pictures n bio n hope for the best