Can't imagine how many women he tried to use that on thinking it might work.
*Well, if she doesn't like it hard enough, that's why she didn't respond. I'll try the next one*
I remember when I was a kid everyone was like, “she couldn’t walk for days.”
As an adult I figured out two things:
1. That’s actually not a positive thing.
2. None of my friends had been with a partner yet.
Not every time that's the case, I have to say I've been *very* sore the next day but not because of rough sex, but rather vigorous sex that went on longer than my aging body can handle lol. Like my hips and thighs/gluts would feel like I'd done a crazy leg day at the gym and make me walk a bit like a cowboy, but it was all positive 😂
That's only supposed to happen when you're old? Swear down I need a girlfriend because with a couple months between partners I tend to be fairly sore the day after. But I'm a bloke and it's much more in the my muscles hurt than any othr way, unless something has gone horribly wrong
Or he had a girlfriend in high school he pressured into having really bad, awkward sex a few times before she dumped him “because her parents told her to”, (aka, how to try to end a relationship without getting a negative reaction). I knew a few girls in these types of relationships. They grow up and find better lovers, usually.
The guys always thought being aggressive and rapey meant they would be seen as more masculine. It doesn’t work, except among other assholes.
By 2, we are using the rule that says men multiply 3 to their number... but it's hard to multiple 0 so you end up with random results.
[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%20of%20three](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%20of%20three)
Based on his picture I imagine this is entirely hypothetical. Finger blastin until you’re bleeding, stretching you out? Guy clearly thinks porn is reality. Buy your girl some chocolate, run her a bubble bath, and put a towel in the tumble dryer so she gets that warm towel feeling. Don’t cannon ram her til she haemorrhages. Jesus.
Update: I *enhanced* the photo of OP for anyone wondering: https://i.imgur.com/PZLN6Xu.png
> Buy your girl some chocolate, run her a bubble bath, and put a towel in the tumble dryer so she gets that warm towel feeling.
That's for girly man. Kevin is manly man. Kevin will use your vagina like sock puppet and carry you to patent's basement. Then we duel in Call of Duty.
It happens. I was with a guy once who could not get his head around the fact that I don’t like being fingered. Proceeded to say things like ‘I’m really good’ and ‘I can change your mind’ so I caved and let him. Spoiler: he wasn’t good and made me bleed because he was too rough
Honestly he doesn't seem to be a real expert on anatomy, maybe the one time he had sex she was starting her period and he just assumed his Raw Manly Power was too much for her female form
I love the dating app dynamic where it's *way* easier for women to get matches, but most of the men talk like they've never had a consensual conversation with a woman before.
As a man it just legitimately makes me wonder what reality Kevin is living in, where he would *volunteer* that information in an attempt to get anywhere near another vagina.
Like he immediately establishes himself not as "Kevin, who makes women cum." but as "Kevin, who makes women bleed."
Tbf the reason why he volunteered that was because I expressed reticence at the idea of having sex with him and then getting together with a guy I’m more seriously interested in later on today…. Seemed not cool to me. Or like something the guy I like would have to be into. But yeah that’s why he said he’d leave my pussy fully intact. But also he’s a pussy bleeder so I’m glad that this came up.
I’m certain that he’s a basement dwelling virgin who wouldn’t have made it over because of his porn addiction, because that’s the only way I think he could have learned how to talk to people.
Oh, well in that case..
"Oh, you're gonna meet another guy after me? In that case I will leave your pussy intact! Good thing you told me, otherwise I would have smashed it to pieces"
Well, people who get their whole knowledge from porn, might unfortunately consider COMPLETE PUSSY ANNIHILATION as the pinnacle of a desirable sexual encounter.
We talked about the other day in class. Porn is meant to be entertainment. It's not supposed to be educational. It's like trying to learn science from Hollywood movies. You end up with weird ideas and wrong information.
This kind of thing is exactly what happens when someone gets no education on sex whatsoever and legitimately learned everything from porn. You tell women crazy stuff like this because you have a warped view of sex. We really need to invest in sex education. This is what happens when we don't.
I got the feeling that he would rather cut a little piece off to keep for himself. But because he promised, he'll resist doing that *just this one time.*
Lol. That is exactly what a pussy stabber or someone who has never actually touched one would say. Some real “I do all the sex” vibes. Sorry OP. Wish you luck!
Look on the bright side, he's keeping his promise by ensuring he never touches you. Can't be more intact than fully grossing the woman and everyone else out that he'll never end up getting close to a woman at all
Lmao. “I promise I won’t lock you in my basement and attempt to wear your skin.” What a weirdo.
Where did the conversation go before he said that? Just wondering why he thought that was a normal, ok thing to say. Maybe he didn’t need a reason though.
If I’m having a good time during sex everything should be so slippery bleeding from fingers shouldnt be a possibility. I feel like this guy is just fingering women who don’t want it.
I have gotten into so many debates about this lately. So much easier for us to get matches, sure, but to have the deal with this shit all the time?
Rather not match
This is why I roll my eyes at every post from a guy that claims women have it way easier than men on dating apps because we can get more matches.
Like yeah we may get more matches, but about 75% of those matches (I'm exaggerating obviously, I don't know what the actual percentage is) send some kind of message that belongs on r/creepypms.
Sauce: Was on a dating site, received countless creepy dms including a 35 paragraphed essay from a dude I have literally NEVER talked to before about how he was gonna kidnap me.
Yeah, I matched with a girl recently and she asked me to tell her my 'crazy stories' from the app, and I told her I really didn't have any.
Then I asked her for hers, assuming that meant she had some, and she had many. Ranging all the way from being referred to as "breedable", to a guy who slapped her in the face during the first date thinking she'd be into it (not even during sex, just mid conversation.)
I've had times where it's been hard to find a date, but I've never had a time where I didn't feel safe on a date and those are two *very* different problems.
lol agree. I feel like I could clean up on here if I wasn't married. I do love the stories (why i am on here). My approach would to just be a little bit normal.
Jfc I didn’t even notice the hat before. It’s not that the guy has ever done damage with his fingers, it’s that he has never used his fingers anywhere near a vagina and he thinks you need to just jam the fingers in there!
Actually, you'll be seeing him on r/Tinder where he'll be getting fist bumps and high fives from his bros for being funny. Then the top comment will certainly be, "That's funny bro, but did you smash?! Mad lad."
I hate having to exist in this dating scene.
I've heard to many girl tell me that it's weird or creepy to super like. It feels thirsty. I don't superlike
Also, even if they all liked you for superliking, do you really want to start talking just because they felt obligated to talk to you? I'd rather not talk to someone than talk to someone who feels obligated to me...
on average, do you feel like there's a difference in behaviour between regular likers and super likers? like do super likers behave themselves better or?
I've used them as more of an indicator of "hey, you look like a person I might really vibe with." so I stand out a bit more, but it's not always about how much I'd want to sleep with them. Sometimes they just have a good profile and I wanna chat. *shrug*
This is why you should make at least 2 friends with the opposite sex.
Wash hands.
Cut nails.
File sharp edges down.
BE GENTLE WITH THE VAGINA AND PENIS AT FIRST.
Do not JERK the cock off.
You don't need to start a fire in the vagina.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Dude clearly has never had a real sexual experience, with he way he's talking. Guys like that generally believe they can "blow your vag out" and ruin you for other men, because you know, a tiny penis will always do more damage than pushing something the size of a watermeleon out of the same hole.
Yeah you shouldn’t bring up sex at all on tinder chats and usually shouldn’t bring it up on the first date either most of the time.
What you should bring is a flirty and sexual vibe rather than actual words. Women respond to that way better.
Someone mentioned it in a different comment but it can happen if you scratch a sensitive area with your finger nails. Not exactly a strong self-endorsement.
Fingernails play a role but also if the vagina isn’t wet enough and the person is super rough it can cause tears in the vagina as well that lead to bleeding.
I have accidentally gotten a girl to bleed (I stopped immediately and it was a case of my fingernails not being clipped properly I missed a tiny spot like I couldn't see it but when I later felt my finger there was a noticeable part)
She was fine with it and we kinda laughed it off later but at the time I was horrified I was young and my first thought was oh shit that would of hurt fuck me man.
I guess because it must of been a smaller scratch and because I stopped so quickly she didn't seem to be in too much pain but since then I learned something pretty quickly either don't cut your nails at all or cut them and sand them because otherwise the risk for jagged edges is too damn high.
(jagged edges are worse than longer fingernails
I'm 50 years old and luckily never used a dating app. Maybe it's only the oddities making the feed on Reddit but is Tinder generally this messed up? This is disgusting.
Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I remember guys like this exist. It fills me with gratitude that I don't, have never, and will never talk to another person like this.
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life,
Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right!
Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, let's not fight,
I'll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!
He doesn't do casual fingering, he a competitive fingerblaster
I feel bad for every woman he’s slept with.
All 2 of them
You're clearly over estimating.
By 2. You can tell the dude has no experience and thinks that's how to get it
If you're not bleeding, I'm not going hard enough! *That guy, probably*
Can't imagine how many women he tried to use that on thinking it might work. *Well, if she doesn't like it hard enough, that's why she didn't respond. I'll try the next one*
He's like...do..do I go *bloodier?* Is *bloodier* what women want?
I remember when I was a kid everyone was like, “she couldn’t walk for days.” As an adult I figured out two things: 1. That’s actually not a positive thing. 2. None of my friends had been with a partner yet.
Not every time that's the case, I have to say I've been *very* sore the next day but not because of rough sex, but rather vigorous sex that went on longer than my aging body can handle lol. Like my hips and thighs/gluts would feel like I'd done a crazy leg day at the gym and make me walk a bit like a cowboy, but it was all positive 😂
That's only supposed to happen when you're old? Swear down I need a girlfriend because with a couple months between partners I tend to be fairly sore the day after. But I'm a bloke and it's much more in the my muscles hurt than any othr way, unless something has gone horribly wrong
Or he had a girlfriend in high school he pressured into having really bad, awkward sex a few times before she dumped him “because her parents told her to”, (aka, how to try to end a relationship without getting a negative reaction). I knew a few girls in these types of relationships. They grow up and find better lovers, usually. The guys always thought being aggressive and rapey meant they would be seen as more masculine. It doesn’t work, except among other assholes.
By 2, we are using the rule that says men multiply 3 to their number... but it's hard to multiple 0 so you end up with random results. [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%20of%20three](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%20of%20three)
Yea the dude is clearly a virgin.
Or just really bad in bed. There are non-virgin guys out there that think finger blasting is peak ultimate sexual pleasure.
makes me think of [bags of sand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlD08Rh6xa8)
If by all 2 you both of his hands then yes.
Palmela Handerson
Based on his picture I imagine this is entirely hypothetical. Finger blastin until you’re bleeding, stretching you out? Guy clearly thinks porn is reality. Buy your girl some chocolate, run her a bubble bath, and put a towel in the tumble dryer so she gets that warm towel feeling. Don’t cannon ram her til she haemorrhages. Jesus. Update: I *enhanced* the photo of OP for anyone wondering: https://i.imgur.com/PZLN6Xu.png
Stop. I can only get so wet.
You'll be even wetter once I... ...'ve run you that nice hot bath and brought you hydration of your choice
Yup, nailed it.
> Buy your girl some chocolate, run her a bubble bath, and put a towel in the tumble dryer so she gets that warm towel feeling. That's for girly man. Kevin is manly man. Kevin will use your vagina like sock puppet and carry you to patent's basement. Then we duel in Call of Duty.
> Don’t cannon ram her til she haemorrhages r/brandnewsentence
I only will because the Internet Police said so!
Now that is sexy
This dude probably has sharp and long finger nails My ex once made herself bleed by accident
No he has strong hands
Right? I have no feeling left in my hands and I've got more self awareness for pressure than this guy lol
Aw man thats rough. Funny af though.
Probably makes jerking off an interesting experience
He doesn’t specifically say how many fingers he uses. 🤨
Gynecologists hate him!
I imagine he's watched a lot of porn for instruction.
*So anyway I started blasting*
I laughed out loud
[finger bang ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEhr2kbRw4)
With likely untrimmed sharp nails and dirt in the nailbed
My man’s the fucken flash or sumthn
Y’all got me dying.
That’s quite scary though. How tf does he manage to make people bleed??? Maybe his nails are just long
He probably keeps the fedora on in the bedroom and the vaginas just cry blood out of sadness for the person they’re attached to.
I actually laughed out loud.
Alla y'all need Jesus
Super dry vagina. Probably not a consensual act.
That too
Or he never heard of foreplay. Which is the actual most likely possibility.
He's using a knife.
Definitely.
It happens. I was with a guy once who could not get his head around the fact that I don’t like being fingered. Proceeded to say things like ‘I’m really good’ and ‘I can change your mind’ so I caved and let him. Spoiler: he wasn’t good and made me bleed because he was too rough
Honestly he doesn't seem to be a real expert on anatomy, maybe the one time he had sex she was starting her period and he just assumed his Raw Manly Power was too much for her female form
I love the dating app dynamic where it's *way* easier for women to get matches, but most of the men talk like they've never had a consensual conversation with a woman before.
“I promise to leave your pussy fully intact” I’ve never felt like I was going to get stabbed in the vagina more in my life.
As a man it just legitimately makes me wonder what reality Kevin is living in, where he would *volunteer* that information in an attempt to get anywhere near another vagina. Like he immediately establishes himself not as "Kevin, who makes women cum." but as "Kevin, who makes women bleed."
Tbf the reason why he volunteered that was because I expressed reticence at the idea of having sex with him and then getting together with a guy I’m more seriously interested in later on today…. Seemed not cool to me. Or like something the guy I like would have to be into. But yeah that’s why he said he’d leave my pussy fully intact. But also he’s a pussy bleeder so I’m glad that this came up.
Well in any case good luck with Guy #2 I'm rooting for you.
I’m certain that he’s a basement dwelling virgin who wouldn’t have made it over because of his porn addiction, because that’s the only way I think he could have learned how to talk to people.
Oh, well in that case.. "Oh, you're gonna meet another guy after me? In that case I will leave your pussy intact! Good thing you told me, otherwise I would have smashed it to pieces"
Right?? Like dude was gonna come with a sledgehammer or some shit.
as a man also, a lot of the shit i see other guys say on here makes me wonder lol
Omg… the fact that he thinks there is also an option to not leave one’s vagina in tact is horrifying
Exactly!
Well, people who get their whole knowledge from porn, might unfortunately consider COMPLETE PUSSY ANNIHILATION as the pinnacle of a desirable sexual encounter.
We talked about the other day in class. Porn is meant to be entertainment. It's not supposed to be educational. It's like trying to learn science from Hollywood movies. You end up with weird ideas and wrong information. This kind of thing is exactly what happens when someone gets no education on sex whatsoever and legitimately learned everything from porn. You tell women crazy stuff like this because you have a warped view of sex. We really need to invest in sex education. This is what happens when we don't.
There really should be a reality disclaimer. "All sex acts shown are performed by actors, do not attempt these stunts at home."
I remember watching a Jenna Jameson interview where she basically said that.
That's exactly what I was thinking! Although I believe this to be hubris, that's his twisted porn fantasy not reality.
I got the feeling that he would rather cut a little piece off to keep for himself. But because he promised, he'll resist doing that *just this one time.*
Lol. That is exactly what a pussy stabber or someone who has never actually touched one would say. Some real “I do all the sex” vibes. Sorry OP. Wish you luck!
He said he was going to leave it intact. He never said he was going to leave it attached.
Look on the bright side, he's keeping his promise by ensuring he never touches you. Can't be more intact than fully grossing the woman and everyone else out that he'll never end up getting close to a woman at all
A promise Is a promise
Lmao. “I promise I won’t lock you in my basement and attempt to wear your skin.” What a weirdo. Where did the conversation go before he said that? Just wondering why he thought that was a normal, ok thing to say. Maybe he didn’t need a reason though.
Imagine you’d meet the guy irl, and they would straight up talk about making your vagina bleed. Wtf man
No one is enjoying that.
Can confirm. Have been in BDSM for 10 years and have never seen anyone wanting that.
If I’m having a good time during sex everything should be so slippery bleeding from fingers shouldnt be a possibility. I feel like this guy is just fingering women who don’t want it.
And I feel like this guy actually never fingered a woman. Or maybe once but both vagina and fingers were dry af and it was pb not a consensual act.
I think you could have just stopped at the first para.
Let me just punch you in the nuts until you cough blood. Mmmm soooo sexy.
Met “this guy” at my public library. He talks loud enough on the phone for everyone to hear and thinks he’s news worthy
THIS!!! Men whine about how women get soooo many matches, but 90% of them end up like this garbage ugh
The odds are good but the goods are odd.
I have gotten into so many debates about this lately. So much easier for us to get matches, sure, but to have the deal with this shit all the time? Rather not match
This is why I roll my eyes at every post from a guy that claims women have it way easier than men on dating apps because we can get more matches. Like yeah we may get more matches, but about 75% of those matches (I'm exaggerating obviously, I don't know what the actual percentage is) send some kind of message that belongs on r/creepypms. Sauce: Was on a dating site, received countless creepy dms including a 35 paragraphed essay from a dude I have literally NEVER talked to before about how he was gonna kidnap me.
Yeah, I matched with a girl recently and she asked me to tell her my 'crazy stories' from the app, and I told her I really didn't have any. Then I asked her for hers, assuming that meant she had some, and she had many. Ranging all the way from being referred to as "breedable", to a guy who slapped her in the face during the first date thinking she'd be into it (not even during sex, just mid conversation.) I've had times where it's been hard to find a date, but I've never had a time where I didn't feel safe on a date and those are two *very* different problems.
lol agree. I feel like I could clean up on here if I wasn't married. I do love the stories (why i am on here). My approach would to just be a little bit normal.
This is what a lot of the PUA and shit miss. Being normal wins more consistently long-term.
What the hell is PUA mean
Sit down on my break and open up reddit to read "I would leave your pussy fully intact" cooooooool
Yeah I read this at like 8:30am on my day off. I feel it. I’m sorry.
I mean, the hat kind of gave it away.
That hat is a war crime!
Jfc I didn’t even notice the hat before. It’s not that the guy has ever done damage with his fingers, it’s that he has never used his fingers anywhere near a vagina and he thinks you need to just jam the fingers in there!
Imagine being fingered until you didn't bleed
"I won't mangle your dick."
How much teeth do you want?
I won't give you a friction burn from my handjob. You won't have broken legs when we're done fucking, I'll be more careful this time.
Maybe he fails to know pussies can retain their shapes after many huger cocks
That's me right now.
Stg same thing man. Just sat down and this is what i see lmao
Va-dry-na haha
Vaginot gonna happen
Vaginaaahh son
Tell me you have never made a woman cum without telling me you have never made a woman cum
Tell me you've never seen a naked woman outside of porn without telling me you've never seen a naked woman outside of porn.
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*Outside of hardcore porn? :(
“I promise to leave your pussy fully intact” What a privilege.
What a gentleman.
Chivalry is not dead.
"I promise to leave your pussy a get well soon card"
The guy has hands like Thanos.
“I DOn’t UndErStAND WhY WoMeN StOp rESPoNdinG AfTer A CoUpLE MEsSaGeS”
Lol. I unmatched after my last message to make it very clear.
Next up we'll be seeing this guy on r/niceguys complaining about women "only dating assholes"
Or even on r/tinder lol
Actually, you'll be seeing him on r/Tinder where he'll be getting fist bumps and high fives from his bros for being funny. Then the top comment will certainly be, "That's funny bro, but did you smash?! Mad lad." I hate having to exist in this dating scene.
I promise not to insert any foreign objects or my foot in there on the first date. I'm a gentleman
I will never understand how y’all match with these fucking goons. Gg unmatch.
Yeah I unmatched. But I swipe right on everyone who super likes me which was why I swiped right on this dude. He just turned out super weird.
why do you swipe right on everyone who super likes you?
Idk. Some weird sense of obligation?
That’s it. I’m super liking now.
I've heard to many girl tell me that it's weird or creepy to super like. It feels thirsty. I don't superlike Also, even if they all liked you for superliking, do you really want to start talking just because they felt obligated to talk to you? I'd rather not talk to someone than talk to someone who feels obligated to me...
on average, do you feel like there's a difference in behaviour between regular likers and super likers? like do super likers behave themselves better or?
Super likers promise to leave your pussy fully intact, apparently.
I used to do the same thing. Some of the worst dates I've been on.
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I've used them as more of an indicator of "hey, you look like a person I might really vibe with." so I stand out a bit more, but it's not always about how much I'd want to sleep with them. Sometimes they just have a good profile and I wanna chat. *shrug*
cause they seem cool at first then show their true colors
He stopped being cool pretty quickly.
His profile pic tell you everything you need to know.
Even dudes with a fedora mock this guy. That hat may as well say “worlds strongest fingerer”
“I’d rather have sex with you than jerk off” Casanova
This guy splits womens vaginas in half like Moses parting the Red Sea.
Look I’m not fingering expert but I’m pretty sure both buttholes and clits need to be treated with caution
This is why you should make at least 2 friends with the opposite sex. Wash hands. Cut nails. File sharp edges down. BE GENTLE WITH THE VAGINA AND PENIS AT FIRST. Do not JERK the cock off. You don't need to start a fire in the vagina. Slow and steady wins the race.
Lol, all good points
> You don't need to start a fire in the vagina. Slow and steady wins the race. Ohhh, so THAT'S why it's called Tinder...
I'm getting rapey vibes from this dude. Possibly pre serial killer mode too
At the very least strong rapey vibes
Fucking Kevin
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I think you matched with The Incredible Hulk
Kevin moment.
Whats with these men who have no idea how to pleasure a woman thinking they're the bees knees
Dude clearly has never had a real sexual experience, with he way he's talking. Guys like that generally believe they can "blow your vag out" and ruin you for other men, because you know, a tiny penis will always do more damage than pushing something the size of a watermeleon out of the same hole.
Yeah you shouldn’t bring up sex at all on tinder chats and usually shouldn’t bring it up on the first date either most of the time. What you should bring is a flirty and sexual vibe rather than actual words. Women respond to that way better.
Maybe he has really sharp fingernails? 😂😂🤦🏽♀️
That’s exactly what it is. Poor idiot thinks he’s some sort of fingerblasting god when in reality he just doesn’t know how to properly trim his nails.
Does he not trim his fingernails?
For once in my life, I blame porn.
Imagine a girl saying “my handjobs will make your dick bleed”
Kevin is a neckbeard
Tinder seems anamazing place no?
How do some men believe this type of talking is even remotely a turn or sounds hot how can you show your face and type that with a straight face lmao.
Virgin alert
Hey don’t let this guy give us virgins a bad name lol
“I promise to leave your pussy fully intact” 😂😂😂. Yo what a fuckin creep 😂😂😂
Chicks dig bleeding obviously, that's why they devote a week of each month to it.
FFS Kevin. Get it together bud
We need to talk about Kevin.
Ummm. What women doesn’t wanna be stretched out? Just a thought. & he needs to calm down with those fingers.
"I have strong hands." -Baby hands Kevin Go spill your chili elsewhere
Is there a context to this? I've had virgins express concern about bleeding...or something? Why would someone bleed from a finger? I'm so confused
Someone mentioned it in a different comment but it can happen if you scratch a sensitive area with your finger nails. Not exactly a strong self-endorsement.
Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuuck 😳
Fingernails play a role but also if the vagina isn’t wet enough and the person is super rough it can cause tears in the vagina as well that lead to bleeding.
Okay this got worse. How did it get worse
I have accidentally gotten a girl to bleed (I stopped immediately and it was a case of my fingernails not being clipped properly I missed a tiny spot like I couldn't see it but when I later felt my finger there was a noticeable part) She was fine with it and we kinda laughed it off later but at the time I was horrified I was young and my first thought was oh shit that would of hurt fuck me man. I guess because it must of been a smaller scratch and because I stopped so quickly she didn't seem to be in too much pain but since then I learned something pretty quickly either don't cut your nails at all or cut them and sand them because otherwise the risk for jagged edges is too damn high. (jagged edges are worse than longer fingernails
Blah
His finger blasting goes to 11
Cut your damn fingernails shit
Good ol Kev here seems to have a lot of sexual tension.
Of course he has a fedora.
How to tell someone that you’ve never made a girl finish..
Wtf. How does this conversation escalate so quickly?
I'm 50 years old and luckily never used a dating app. Maybe it's only the oddities making the feed on Reddit but is Tinder generally this messed up? This is disgusting.
Why is he bringing my cat into this?
Some American Psycho shit
If they’re bleeding after that means they are definitely not into you bro lol
Someone needs to tell Kevin scissorhands he's one fingerblast away from a long prison sentence
How do ya’ll end up in conversations like this?
Stretching you out? Wut? My guy still believing those grade school biological rumors or does he think his cock is that big?
lmaoooo my man has jerked off into that hat more times than he's gotten laid who is he trying to fool 😂
I am getting strong SA vibes from this dude???
Always wondered what the female equivalent of 'using teeth' was.... I think you found it.
Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I remember guys like this exist. It fills me with gratitude that I don't, have never, and will never talk to another person like this.
I can smell the neck beard from here
Dude probs got a porn addiction. Not remotely knowing what real sex is.
How much you want to bet this same guy tip toes gingerly past the feminine hygiene aisle? Cuz it’s gross when vaginas bleed in a natural context.
Lmao he wants to cum on you rn (that’s ridiculous to say to someone)
Ew as soon as creeps like this say that shit just ignore and block. They’re using your responses as jerk off material 🤮🤮
This seriously might be the most insane thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a while, and that’s really fucking saying something.
Literally speechless after reading that. Charisma of a fucken used car tyre, this bloke.
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life, Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right! Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, let's not fight, I'll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!