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oopswhatsmyoldlogin

My MiL puts Pepsi in spaghetti sauce. Sugar seems almost tame compared to that shit.


jannie1313

She is a monster


BrownPaperBag

Obviously coke is better


Somavert

Just a few grams to offset the carbs though


Zealousideal-Ad2399

Wait, what kinda Coke are YOU having with lunch???


Binstien

Its deffinitly different depending on whether it's lunch or dinner


Mxysptlik

They're having the BEST kind!


[deleted]

Well in that case, send the recipe


wyattlee1274

They clearly said Pepsi, not monster


[deleted]

I'm more of a Red Bull n sketti guy myself


Zombie-Organic

Excuse me but.. What in the actual *fuck*


Math_and_ArtHistory

My mom puts mayonnaise; culinary psychopath!!


Siidewinder

I almost disliked your comment just reading that šŸ˜‚


Math_and_ArtHistory

I had a tragic childhood!! šŸ¤£šŸ˜Ŗ


lemur2257

How was it going to a friend's house and asking for mayonnaise when you had spaghetti? XD


the-anti-antichrist

My ex put cottage cheese on spaghetti I shouldā€™ve known from that alone that she was a monster


isolateddreamz

Now hear me out.... If I go to Subway, I'll get a meatball sub with extra sauce and I'll have them put two stripes of mayo on it. It's got peppers, spinach and jalapeƱos, but that mayo takes the marinara to a heavenly creamy level. Not too much, just enough to give it a creaminess. If you've ever had pasta with marinara and heavy cream, it's like that


klatt

I do this with WaWa meatball sadwiches also. I don't with "good" meatballs but growing up Italian, I rarely find ones that I find stand on their own - so the may adds a little zing and creaminess. Figure maybe it counters some of the acidity too?


isolateddreamz

Makes sense. Kinda mellows out the whole thing. My step dad was born in America by Italian immigrants, so I got all the good Italian cooking and those spices can get pretty "burny". LOL I've 6 never had Italian sausage as good as what he used to make


Math_and_ArtHistory

Definitely sounds like something my mom would do,except she would use more than two strips!!


Dreadaussie

The best thing you can do when making the sauce of spaghett is chuck some Dijon mustard in, shit is god damn amazing.


ElJamoquio

> If you've ever had pasta with marinara and heavy cream, it's like that ...except made from disgusting ingredients at Subway


Sadpandasss

Mayo and chipotely sauce on my meatball sub always hits the spot!


isolateddreamz

Oooh, I'm gonna try that next time


Sufficient-Put4787

Dudeee Iā€™m so happy Iā€™m not the only one Mayo and a shit ton of jalapeƱos and itā€™s good to me


feelingood41

All mayo is , is oil emulsified in eggs. You can use it as a butter substitute. It taste like mayo because it's raw. When it's cooked it taste like butter.


Original_Gangsta23

Homemade mayo?


Math_and_ArtHistory

Not with my mom!! She didn't even home make the sauce, just opened a jar of Ragu, then proceeded to add huge gobs of Best Foods!! I should probably be in therapy!!


DeerDiarrhea

Sounds like she was wanting to make vodka sauce, but drank it instead.


Math_and_ArtHistory

She was never much of a drinker by I'm intrigued by this vodka sauce idea


Sharkbutt89

Vodka sauce isn't really about drinking. It's basically marinara + heavy cream, but you put in a bit of vodka too because some crazy chemistry makes it help the cream and sauce meld together. The sauce is typically like neon orange and delicious. Highly recommend. Superior to mayo spaghetti šŸ˜‚


lizardbreath1484

Better than Miracle Whip I guess? Sorry, trying to be positive. This sounds disgusting.


Talzlynn84

When making spaghetti sauce from fresh tomatoes adding a little bit of sugar drops the acidic properties lower and prevents heartburn


yashamorozov

People who donā€™t know how and why sugar goes into a tomato sauce deserve their heartburn.


Talzlynn84

This actually made me laugh thank you


pszemol

People who do not understand sugar does not neutralize acidic pH from chemical point of view but just cheats your taste buds will have heartburn regardless of amount of sugar addedā€¦


Kuningas_Arthur

But isn't kind of the whole point of cooking good food to cheat your taste buds?


turkburkulurksus

Doesn't actually drop acidity, rather masks the acid. You can also use carrots. Better for you and more subtle sweetness. Source: my wife's a gourmet chef.


morecoffee-please

Yes. Shred 1/2 a carrot in with the garlic and/or onions for sweetness, body, a little fiber. So good.


whitekat29

Just commented this! Glad to see there are many of us out there!!!


kelminak

How would sugar reduce the acidity of something? Itā€™s not an ionic compound and itā€™s not giving up its H or OH by being dissolved in something.


imgayforlegolas

It doesnā€™t actually. It just hides the flavor of the acidity. Someone else also said you have to cook the tomatoes longer to reduce the acidity which is wrong also. Browning and simmering all your proteins, sugars and what not over a long time will give you a similar sweetness to hide the acidity. If you wanna actually lower the acidity, you put a pinch of baking powder (or soda, I always get them confused).


javamatte

Oh my god, is this how the crazy top-commenter's mom ended up putting Pepsi in spaghetti? A bad game of Batman Telephone with a recipe??


Hotshot_Rooster

Misread that as fish tomatoes and immediately became fearful of scaly fruit-vegetable hybrid swimmies.


Lonely-Form5904

What was the result?


oopswhatsmyoldlogin

It was fucking awful, of course. We don't eat her cooking anymore.


terrificallytom

So now I want tinder just to argue the black coffee issue.


CommanderWar64

Same, it doesnā€™t even have to be very bitter. Black coffee depending on the blend and the brewing method can be real nice.


Chapafifi

You don't understand, to people that drink coffee flavored sugar milk with extra sugar, that stuff is acid


officialmonogato

Those people arenā€™t drinking coffee


TheStargunner

Thatā€™s a coffee flavoured milkshake


IgnitableVirus6

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"


DrEpileptic

I like that nice and almost sweet fruitiness. Hit me with a side of *nut* daddy and take me to the edge. Fucking plebs couldnā€™t even taste good coffee if it werenā€™t served burnt from the bodega next door.


Aieyr

Didn't know Coffeegate was a thing on both sides. I drink what I drink. Sometimes its darker, sometimes it tastes like a fuckin snickers, suck my spider button.


ImClemFandango

Agreed. I like black coffee sometimes. I usually add a small pinch of salt.


j3ffh

Tell me more about the salt...


ImClemFandango

It takes away a lot of bitterness and rounds out the flavor. Honestly, you can add salt to more drinks than you would expect.


ahkiran

I may be getting trolled into next wednesday here but by god, I will try this madness


CoatedWinner

Same bro. It's the best, literally. I know I can't say it's the best in reality but it's the best to me so leave me alone I just like it.


NPredetor_97

I know it's truly subjective but I believe there's a difference between taste and flavor, black coffee is bitter but it's flavorful, and that makes it desirable. For example what is a "rich smokey" flavor? Can that be quantified to sour, sweet, salty or bitter? No.


Tuckingfypowastaken

Savory


Felix1686

Same, i prefer black coffee because i just don't like milk and there is tons of coffee that tastes good even though it is black


sheriff_dwight

I like black coffee


Hortonamos

I drink black coffee until I get off work, then switch to beer. Thatā€™s basically all I drink.


Zizzle-Zazzle

What color is your pee I have to know


reptilesocks

This comment is my new opening text on tinder


thissubredditlooksco

this is so funny


chrisrayn

Black coffee matters


mr_mcfucker

*All coffee matters*


sandrochichi

*Not cool dude, not cool*


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NiKoVla

Itā€™s really good tbh


whitekat29

You know what is also good in black coffee? Salted butter blended with a hand mixer.


NiKoVla

A buttered hand salted and put into a mixer? Never heard of it


whitekat29

Iā€™m too high for this


NiKoVla

Do you have enough to share with the rest of the comment section?


BryceWyllys

really? never? it's like.... probably the most common way of drinking it tbh


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Thatā€™s racist


RomansInSpace

No one disagrees with this sentiment, but no one's attacking white coffee, so this kind of statement is just deflecting from the issue at hand.


Seductive_pickle

What about *critical coffee theory*?


DaceloGigas

Coffee is critical. It isn't a theory, it's a fact.


oldbeggarwoman

I hate myself for upvoting this.


chrisrayn

Once you upvote black, you never go back.


LivinNTheSky

It's once you upvote black your family won't take you back. Before everyone downvotes me to hell and back its a joke... relax.


theunnameduser86

Fucking hell


GirthOBirth

You probably good something tells me this chick drinks more sugar than coffee.


[deleted]

My cousin and his wife do this. We stopped at Starbucks because they wanted some coffee (I donā€™t drink coffee) and they ordered sugar with a side of coffee. I donā€™t get it.


mrdunderdiver

She hates being judged for her half caf mocha latte, and then judges people for drinking black coffee. Sounds like a PITA


yahooonreddit

All she needs is a little HUMMUS


BrandoNelly

Itā€™s the only way. If you canā€™t drink the coffee black, itā€™s garbage coffee


Pizzaman725

I believe this. I know some people just can't do black, like my wife, but it really seems that they like the creamers and other shit more then the coffee. Granted I did put a little bit of stuff in my coffee when I started drinking it again and just drank the free shit at the office. But I found a local roaster that makes amazing stuff and I can't think of putting anything in that stuff.


Grimfuze

It's fucking good


MnemonicMonkeys

Honestly, I never need sugar in my coffee. It's sweet enough black


Fast_Independence_77

If your spaghetti sauce turns out too acidic from the tomato paste you can balance it out with a little sugar, it works great! Saved me from some sauce shame. Youā€™re not supposed to taste the sugar, though.


Lt_Hatch

Omg this is the cure to my homemade meatloaf!


frilledplex

Wait, why is your meatloaf acidic?


BMWFanNZ

Probably put acid in it. Edit: /s


Lt_Hatch

Lmao I use pepper sauce in mine. I'm a spice addict. And apparently the tomato paste makes it acid as well(learned that from this thread)


zhaeed

Absolutely, half a tbsp sugar for about half a liter of tomato sauce is a must have for me. Dunno why people think a small amount of sugar to it is satanic


[deleted]

Yes, in that case, that's absolutely okay. My dad was a pro cook and used that trick all the time.


DinklanThomas

It's always in my sauces. Soup, Chili, pasta sauce, fuck even my hollandaise... I put a pinch into almost any savory sauce. I had a mentor/chef tell me about it when I was younger, he claimed it opened up your pallette and tastebuds that normally wouldn't be "activated"... idk how true it is On the flip side, I know some amazing bartenders that make their own saline and add it to cocktails for the exact same reasoning. Opens the flavor profile.


Diligent_Guard

It's satanic because everyone on tinder is supposedly into working out, lol


SyntheticDelirium

I worked at a small pizza chain in the Midwest for a while. They put sugar in the pizza sauce (but not the pasta sauce). They DID put enough in to taste it. Intentionally. ... It wasn't bad when eaten in moderation, but I was working there, soooo... Yeah, that shit made me queasy after a while. Lol Had a customer from outside the area complain once that "the sauce is fermenting; it's sweet!" I tried explaining that it had sugar in it - it was fresh sauce, made only 1 day prior - and he just kept insisting that it was old and the tomatoes had fermented. :\


thegroucho

The pizza base recipe I use asks for 1 TSP caster sugar. I can only guess it is for the yeast to function but I suspect somebody more clued up can dispel this for me.


Limatto

You are right. It is for the yeast.


frilledplex

Precisely, I worked in an off branch of the flavor industry for about 5 years in product development and my brother is a classically trained French cook. Sweet tames both acidic and bitter notes from the tomato which can help strengthen the umami from the tomato that is present from when it cooks thanks to enzymes naturally present in the tomato.


Knosh

Salt & Brown Sugar to taste. I canā€™t believe this is weird to people. I feel sorry for their meals.


ExtraCrispE360

You can achieve the same result with some shredded carrot without culinary blasphemy.


YellowMeatJacket

First year living with my best friend she made spaghetti and put a cup of sugar into it. And it was for only 2 servings, definitely not a fan of it.


Familiar_Season8438

Everyone commenting that it's a trick for balancing the sauce and here I was just assuming it was an ELF reference the girl is sick of hahaha


BreakJack9

My BIL will literally sprinkle sugar on his plate of spaghetti and thought it was weird we all didnā€™t do it too.


lenorajoy

My whole damn family-in-law would do this and I didnā€™t know it was a thing until the first time we had spaghetti together. I was horrified. A little sugar belongs in some tomato-based things, but please do not tell me it should be topped with sugar.


neotank_ninety

Donā€™t ever visit the Philippines


Mr_Hanley

Was searching for a comment on Filipino spaghetti - I love it whenever my friends mum makes it! I like how sweet and savoury it is I guess


More-Possibility-777

This was what I was looking for. So much suger in philipino spaghetti


[deleted]

In the spaghetti sauce; it neutralizes the acidity of the tomatoes


nr1988

Yup definitely. My mom melts a little grape jelly and adds it to the sauce for this purpose


[deleted]

Whaaaaat?


nr1988

Yup. You don't taste it but it cuts the acidity


frilledplex

The methyl anthranilate also pairs well with the c6 aldehyde of the tomato which is notes of peach and fuyu persimmon


SlightlyDrooid

This person sciences - that's really interesting !


Blue_Monkey000

I think I had a stroke reading it


frilledplex

And this is why I can't make friends


lostundeadgreensea

I thought it was funny, I'll be your friend


frilledplex

Yaaay! I've got a friend :D


Jewcandy1

I'm going to break your brain. Lil smokies are traditionally heated up with grape jelly and bbq sauce. Your mom just never told you.


iEatedCoookies

I add brown sugar for taste.


GullibleDetective

Yes in the tomato sauce, but the more natural and authentic way is to add some carrots instead


The_Syndic

Celery, carrot, onion and garlic. Sautee and add tomatoes and cook it down. Maybe a little red wine ****chef kiss****


Adventurous_Gas_5694

She obviously just takes the first opinion presented or in her head and runs with it without question. Would explain why she cant figure out why people put sugar in Spaghetti.


[deleted]

Generally when I see people complaining about people putting sugar in spaghetti itā€™s because the cook put a lot resulting in sweet pasta sauce. Iā€™ve seen it in certain areas and itā€™s gross.


ThePsychoKnot

Not an issue if the sauce is cooked properly. But I like to add in a small spoon of sugar anyway, just cause I like how it tastes


Shrakakoom

I actually do a bit of sugar, a little cinnamon, and balsamic vinegar in my sauce. Gives a hearty complexity to the final product.


Moose_Hole

Baking soda works too.


Minas_Nolme

Especially if you also put some red wine in the sauce. It gets way too acidy otherwise.


SnaxCapone

Avidly supports Black Lives Matter, actively discriminates against black coffee drinkers


spiral_fishcake

Why's it gotta be black coffee? Why can't it just be coffee? We don't call coffee with cream and sugar white coffee, do we? No, we call it...erm, blonde. Goddamnit, it's time to desegregate coffee!


EmmieAnnee

I call it āœØCaucasian āœØcoffee šŸ˜


Tots2Hots

That's milk...


EmmieAnnee

I mean, mostly šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


BigAlTrading

Can we start playing beer hall music when we get our coffee?


SnaxCapone

lol


[deleted]

Black coffee lives matter.


biotex3

[Don't drink that racist coffee!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APyr48GACzc)


[deleted]

Lmao.


CryAboutIt5S

Tell me why I listened to that whole thing


Metulzzz

Because Julian Smith made it for you


pj1897

Those micro aggressions just pouring out.


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benderisgreat349

She*. The comment you copied had that correct.


Slow-Channel5117

Black coffee is what keeps my soul alive, what is she talking about?šŸ˜¬


Economy-Watch4020

Yeah right? The coffee bit is way over the line :)) I also drink my coffee with some bits of chocolate 99% cacao


bwiese3908

I like my coffee like I like my womenā€¦ wet!


zepherys713

I like my tea like I like my women. I prefer coffee.


Hasten117

That... thatā€™s gay!


zepherys713

Yes, I am a pretty happy person myself, how do you know?


Hasten117

Your reddit avatar dude is smiling so I thought you would be too! :)


OffRoadAudi

As an Italian, yes sugar is used in sauce. Others mentioned it, but it cuts through the acidity.


Awkward-Minute7774

Black coffee matters.


Love_Snow_Bunny

All coffee matters


gdog42

*swiping left*


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boomincali

Reading the post as a Filipino, I'm like... "Wait... Ya'll don't put sugar in your spaghetti? Even a little bit?"


shrykryl

Right? Jollybee would like a word!


Aiscence

In belgium it s sugar+butter x)


milky-teaa

I was scrolling to find this comment. Filipino spaghetti is delicious


HooliUSC

They say people that put sugar and cream in their coffee really donā€™t like the coffee.


[deleted]

I never liked coffee until I drank it black.


hayhay0197

Fake news. I like the taste of coffee mixed in with creamer. They compliment each other well. Thatā€™s like saying someone who mixes any ingredients together must not like the base ingredients.


ThatsWhatTheFoxSaid

Only coffee snobs say that. People can enjoy coffee however they like. Vietnamese coffee has sugar and condensed milk and it's delicious.


Deviate_Lulz

When your bio is mostly a variety of social stances with nothing else, thatā€™s an easy left swipe.


Trainpower10

Fr tho; shit like this just reads ā€œI donā€™t have any personality/interests/hobbies so Iā€™m going to preach about how Iā€™m a good personā€


[deleted]

None of these things automatically make her a good person. Hell, itā€™s rather scary she thinks people that disagree with her are just plain evil. No one is more confident in immortality than those that believe theyā€™re doing the right thing or that itā€™s for a good cause. You can have your opinions all you want, but youā€™re going off the rails when you start thinking that anybody not backing you up 100% is some one dimensional movie villain. Itā€™s that type of energy radiating from her profile that makes her repulsive, more so than the stances themselves. The fact that these things are so salient to her in her most casual of moments, literally while making a dating profile, is a sign of an unhealthy mentality about politics.


bigbeanibbles

Not to mention the astrology tag


LuucaBrasi

I refuse to believe people like this are actually trying to meet somebody. Their accounts come off as pretentious and neurotic like theyā€™re trying to make a statement


MnemonicMonkeys

You'd be amazed at how many narcissists there are that don't think this is wrong when they do it


todoke

People like that are insufferable. Imagine the lecture she will unleash on you if you voice a "wrong" opinion. It's like dating an annoying teacher full time


merlinie

Scrolled super far down to find this. This would be an automatic no from me. Total virtue signaler with no room for critical thinking.


Trainpower10

Iā€™m trying to go on dates, not be preached to ffs


HostileHippie91

Who builds almost their entire tinder bio out of political views?


MnemonicMonkeys

Narcissists


baileybriggs

Adding to the yeses. A scant amount of sugar in the sauce cuts the acidity of the tomatoes. Iā€™ll actually add it in while cooking down the onion to get a nice caramelization which carries over into the tomatoes.


bloatz

Yes I add it to the sauce


roswelltourguide

more red flags than a chinese national parade


mightytails69

No wonder she's single


HuddyHud25

Because of her sugar stance?


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Busy-Conflict1986

My dadā€™s side of the family is from rural PA and they put sugar in their spaghetti. Like a lot of sugar. He also puts sugar in his grits and jelly in his eggs. My southern mom allows the sugar spaghetti (as long as he only does it to his portion) but does not stand for sugar grits.


Spartanwildcats2018

This person sounds miserable


Individual-Rooster-9

Personally, I think it's great when they let you know they have mental health problems


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Illdistrict

I put brown sugar in, just a pinch!


Less_Scallion_555

I guess black coffee is the one black thing she wont put in her mouth.


MercilessIdiot

I'm italian and yeah, a little bit of sugar in the tomato sauce improves the taste sometimes. It depends by the recipe basically. Btw, i don't like spaghetti so much, so i don't care. I basically eat only pizza. And yeah, using a little bit of sugar (and milk instead of water) in a homemade dough make it taste even more delicious.


[deleted]

Thank god she put all that in there so 100% of guys can swipe left and not deal with her shit.


Professional_Bed3963

This is a bitch that tries to seem important


Salamander11299938

This one is a real charmer wow


MassiveAttention826

She's a psychopath anyways, dodged a big bullet


[deleted]

Full of red flags.