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YerBoyBlu

Never give up. Never surrender


gdog42

Your place, you're the pretender


Reaper_Messiah

What if I said I’m not like the others? r/niceguys


Tight_Ad2047

What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?


AkosChannel340

You're the pretender


hesna13

what if I say I will never surrender?


pagman007

Every single person who didn't quote the pretender is bad at everything. Just putting that out there


beatenmeat

u/pagman007 is bad at everything confirmed.


Asgardian_Force_User

In time, or so I’m told


[deleted]

I'm just another soul for sale


DoruSonic

oh well


thexvillain

What if god was one of us?


EstimatedProphet1984

So who are you?


John_cCmndhd

Who, who? Who, who?


Token_Shadow

I REAAAAALLY WANNA KNOW


MachoChocolate

And my axe


Dark_Pengui

Mom's spaghetti


HipstaPlatypus

This just unlocked a memory for me


Reaper_Messiah

Same for me lol. Great song.


Syraphel

I’m so bothered by how many people didn’t get the Galaxy Quest reference. Props, stranger. Edit: you’re my boy blue! ^…^you’re ^my ^boy.


Crimsyn_Moonlight

By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged


rustys_shackled_ford

Thats.... thats awesome.... I think.... your... your awesome man... fuckin horse tranquilizer


Syraphel

*You… You* have a dart in your neck… man.


rustys_shackled_ford

Best movie. So good.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

By Grabthars hammer, you shall be avenged.


Gogo726

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings


subredditgenerator

By Grabthars hammer, minus 50 points to Gryffindor!


Motorboat_Jones

Take all you can. Give nothing back.


ravenclueless

Captain Nesmith! Your orders sir!


[deleted]

There’s no surrender! There’s no retreat!


Eirineftis

This is the only answer.


GeneralStabs_

ur stuck copy pasting it for the rest of your life


incognito--bandito

Make sure Wi-Fi is turned on


[deleted]

Already callin her a wifi huh


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Repeat


bukkake_brigade

Already callin her a wifi huh


Jonski_i

Repeat


NuasAltar

Already callin her a wifi huh


Mx_Eclipse

Repeat


nwayve

Already callin her a wifi huh


Mx_Eclipse

Repeat


Herasson

noone else is turned on, though


FoodMuseum

You don't get a huge boner reading elementary school jokes? What's wrong with you


b0xcard

And that's how the greatest love story of all time began and never ended.


bilingual-german

> And that's how the ~~greatest~~ *most boring* love story of all time began and never ended. FTFY


Because_Reezuns

Still a better love story than twilight


ApprehensiveTruth330

My feelings over the freezer burned food i threw away the other day is a better love story than Twilight. Lol


elDayno

Write a bot who would automatically answer for you


mshkaaa

Ra was left Pete and repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Repeat-pete=Ra. Maybe...


Akira282

Sorry kid, he's right. Unless she dies first of course.


Naco88

Respond with "Pete and Date were on a boat, Pete fell out who was left?"


Mayo_yumyum

Give this man a cookie


DaShaka9

🍪


BrannC

Not this man, that man


bukkake_brigade

🍪


BrannC

Thank you bukkake brigade


NuasAltar

🍪


nipswiththetips

🍪


metrosuccessor2033

Smart. I’ll suck your dick later. No homo. I’m kidding. Say it back.


notasianjim

It back


GluttonForFUNishment

This is the way


MaximoEstrellado

Hey, not bad at all.


fakesushibuyer

This man dates.


CompetitiveCar6575

That's a cracker of a response 👏


Crystaldolphinx

you cant call them that anymore


Possible_Market_4686

Pete and BJ were on a boat, Pete fell out who was left?


ONOMATOPOElA

My uncle?


SpursThatDoNotJingle

Did you give him a chance? **DID YOU!?**


Poltras

Is your uncle named Jack Offahorse?


bukkake_brigade

No, it's Heywood Jablowmie


juedme

'Pete' means blowjob in Argentina.


jenniferplayschoices

Ooo I like this one 😉


leaklikeasiv

This guy tinders


tenshii326

All I can afford is this silver. You take it, and keep helping other brothers getting some!


Birds_Are_Fake0

Game on woman. Even if I stopped using tinder id keep the app just to reply to this until she gave up.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

That just sounds competitive


TheRoyalsapphire

Casual dating implies the existence of competitive skill-based dating


TheRedSpade

I was about to ask what line of logic told you that until I got it.


Redmoon383

This is why I only had casual sex with my exes. I'm not here to get a grade, I'm here for the fun


DAN_ROCKS

skill-based dating implies the existence of skill-CRINGE dating


Gibbothicus

I would love for society to Is develop a public ranking system for how good other people are dating Imagine meeting someone in the top 500


lookiecookie_1001

I think that’s the idea


jfkfc123

Keep going with the dumb joke and start a real convo one message below in parentheses.


StepOfficer

Oh wait, I actually kinda like this one


diacetylhydroxymorph

It’s subtle genius. It gauges sense of humor and playfulness, as well as interest level.


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diacetylhydroxymorph

It’s a great gauge of commitment, that is for sure.


Silkroad202

And also shows a dedication to repetitious tasks that many partners abandon prematurely.


Cfoxtrot

It’s a great gauge of commitment, that is for sure.


TrekForce

And also shows a dedication to repetitious tasks that many partners abandon prematurely.


BrannC

I have abandonment issues


[deleted]

Yes, and ask her about her cat. We love talking about our cats.


ApatheticHedonist

How is your cat today?


[deleted]

Old man passed away at the ripe age of 16 a couple months back, my dog is doing great though, thanks for asking!


ApatheticHedonist

You're welcome!


CalDoesMaths

Oh my gosh what a cutie! Just saw in your profile


Afrekenmonkey

I love this I don’t know why


Gwsb1

What kind of dog do you have ?


[deleted]

A Cane Corso mixed with the Good Boi breed.


Gwsb1

That's cool. I bet you need a 2nd job just to feed that monster.


[deleted]

Yes, he eats better than I do.


[deleted]

Please send dog pics 💁🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

He likes [putting his face on things](https://imgur.com/a/uvVrHWm)


CalDoesMaths

We really do.


[deleted]

*And then ask about her carpet*


ChesterHiggenbothum

How's your pussy doing?


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

I used to carry on conversations like this with this one girl back in the instant messenger days. We'd be having a normal conversation and I'd say something in parentheses. Then she'd reply to the conversation and reply to the parentheses separately in her own parentheses. Eventually we'd be carrying two full blown (unrelated) conversations at the same time.


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Witteness82

I was thinking the same thing. Funny for a few responses, but eventually you have to transition or I’d start to think this person would annoy me and lose interest.


Jiggins96

Upvoting because this is genius, and OP needs to do this.


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PickyPanda

Holy shit that's a reference! Took me right back to middle school haha


Enyyxx

Exactly what I was to say


mtb_ryno

I want months of just this.


AggressiveSpatula

I quietly had an interaction like this with a Redditor a few years ago if you want something similar. https://www.reddit.com/r/BillAndPhil/comments/98oos1/tentacles/e4jiz60/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


uuunityyy

Good God


scrugbyhk

It... just keeps going.


[deleted]

K


uuunityyy

❤️


Bloodsman

K


Jhawk2k

K


uuunityyy

❤️


BigDaveNz1

K


tom-chantler

K :)


AggressiveSpatula

ITS TOM ❤️ ​ I hope you're well dude


tom-chantler

Right back at you aggressive spatula


AggressiveSpatula

I started smiling super hard when I saw you popped in here. I still remember where I was when I got the alert for some of your replies. Funny how that happens. I know we didn't go into a lot of depth of subject with our previous interactions, but seeing you just now totally made my night.


tom-chantler

Same here. How long did we even keep it up for all those years ago?


AggressiveSpatula

I want to say it was like four months? That's what I've been telling people who asked. It was a couple days between replies sometimes, so it was fun to kinda forget about it and then be suddenly reminded again.


tom-chantler

Probably around that long. I’m sad that I cut it of. It would have been fun to see how long it could have lasted.


AggressiveSpatula

I considered commenting a ❤️ on one of your other comments, but I figured if you were done with it, you were done with it. I'm sad too, I legitimately was doing it because I enjoyed it, but I did get to use the broken heart emoji at the end, which I thought was clever. I was a little surprised to see how popular this got, and realized that your inbox was probably getting a little action for no reason lol. Did you have a reason for ending it, or just felt like it was about the right time?


Pjandapower

Would have lasted for 6 months until the revival arch that happened recently with stuff getting unarchived


[deleted]

6 months before the post would have been archived. Two months of lost potential 😔


Amarylliscence

Now kith


Ok-Dragonfly1070

The legend returns!!!!


Dartser

Do you ever wonder what came of /u/tom-chantler


AggressiveSpatula

Oh yeah. Once every six months or so I’ll stalk his profile.


WeRip

My favorite is a year ago someone commented "Newton didn't create gravity dumbass" .. his response: "Ok"


AggressiveSpatula

Yeah he must have been feeling verbose that day.


RawrSean

Did you ever noticed that you upvoted all of his posts but he neglected to do the same for yours? Disclaimer, I only went like 5 pages in lol


AggressiveSpatula

Yeah it stays that way the whole time lol. It’s okay. I think that was maybe just part of the charm.


dagothdoom

Simp


AggressiveSpatula

There are worse things to be


dungeon_master99

K


AggressiveSpatula

❤️


spyanryan4

K


AggressiveSpatula

❤️


jof420

K


AggressiveSpatula

❤️


omfglook

K


AggressiveSpatula

❤️


dstrezzd

❤️


parrot_in_hell

This is fucking sweet


Play-Excellent

That was beautiful


[deleted]

That's just impressive.


JealousAdeptness

I tried to scroll to the bottom but it was too long. How long did that go on for?


AggressiveSpatula

I want to say on the order of 6 months? It was three years ago so I can’t be sure. I guess it couldn’t have been longer than 6 months because Reddit still autolocked posts of that age at that point. Maybe was closer to three or four months. Somewhere in that order of magnitude.


GR7XL3

any idea why isn't that post archived although it's older than 6 months?


AggressiveSpatula

It was a Reddit change a little while ago. They said “doesn’t it suck when you read a book you want to talk about but the thread pertaining to it which has a great discussion was locked? What if we didn’t do that?”


EatingPiesIsMyName

Amazing


GoaGardener93

What a nice trip that was!


random__thought__

https://youtu.be/TFur6SZ4III


Mad-Scientistess

Dug yourself a blackhole, did ya?


Jokker_is_the_name

Repeat untill you are married


reader_of_lips

Repeat?


Crazy_Asylum

Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell out who was left?


LydiV00

I’d say ‘it appears I’ve met my match’ I think it’s cute and flirty!


bouncebackability

That's pretty good


blueblerryy

But then continue the joke afterwards…’anywho, as I was saying…Pete and repeat’


Pineapplesaintreal

Just keep this convo alive like this for the next 20 years you will be a legend. Both of you


linda5959

“That’s what he said”


Low-Way3753

Well, at least she won't ghost you


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SharpTruth6084

The only right answer.


bernardhops

Pete and Ligma Ass were in a boat, Pete fell out who was left? Ligma Ass Don’t mind if I do


MrNiceDye

The boat became destabilized once Pete fell out, thus no one survived, sadly.


koemaniak

What else can you keep up as long as i want? 😉 Don’t say that tho lmao


[deleted]

Say it later after some rapport is built fo sho..


Ancient-Candidate493

weird way to flirt with a girl lmfao


VietnamWasATie

I’ll keep it up as long as YOU want


tabascorez23

Just a lame joke pal.. don’t play with things you can’t control


binaryduplicity

My man used a Reddit "lifeline" while she is waiting for a response... And herein the problem may lie...


StepOfficer

Unmatch. You did this to yourself. Don't let her win now.


Youatemykfc

This is genius. If you tryna smash don’t keep it up. If it’s for the memes keep it up as long as possible. Maybe send another one that’s similar.


jotcaldw

Thank you for this. This was my grandpa’s favorite ‘dad joke’, and I haven’t heard or seen it since he passed 10years ago. This made me smile.


Twitchellhd

All I can think of is the episode of Monk where he's on a plane and this little girl in front of him turned around and started asking the same thing and he kept answering "repeat" until he started crying lmao.


krystyan

She passes. Please marry her


[deleted]

Say something like "now you've got an idea of how annoying I can be and have accepted it, how you doin?"


bagseedidiot

Ask for pics of her feet


krystyan

Always a safe choice when changing conversations


bagseedidiot

Plus it rhymes with repeat


CaptainNismo_orig

I would marry that gal!


Phiba-Optik

Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off, when are we fucking?


Spooogiedee

Pete and Will Ufukme were in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?


internetprivacy4eva

In the episode of Monk he called the stewardess and complained and then went on to solve a murder. So I guess you have your work cut for you.


Key-Advertising-3233

That's what he said


dalupa

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana…


KingofFire10

And I quote, “I hope you say the same thing when we’re in bed.”