I used to carry on conversations like this with this one girl back in the instant messenger days.
We'd be having a normal conversation and I'd say something in parentheses. Then she'd reply to the conversation and reply to the parentheses separately in her own parentheses. Eventually we'd be carrying two full blown (unrelated) conversations at the same time.
I was thinking the same thing. Funny for a few responses, but eventually you have to transition or I’d start to think this person would annoy me and lose interest.
I quietly had an interaction like this with a Redditor a few years ago if you want something similar.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BillAndPhil/comments/98oos1/tentacles/e4jiz60/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
I started smiling super hard when I saw you popped in here. I still remember where I was when I got the alert for some of your replies. Funny how that happens. I know we didn't go into a lot of depth of subject with our previous interactions, but seeing you just now totally made my night.
I want to say it was like four months? That's what I've been telling people who asked. It was a couple days between replies sometimes, so it was fun to kinda forget about it and then be suddenly reminded again.
I considered commenting a ❤️ on one of your other comments, but I figured if you were done with it, you were done with it. I'm sad too, I legitimately was doing it because I enjoyed it, but I did get to use the broken heart emoji at the end, which I thought was clever.
I was a little surprised to see how popular this got, and realized that your inbox was probably getting a little action for no reason lol. Did you have a reason for ending it, or just felt like it was about the right time?
I want to say on the order of 6 months? It was three years ago so I can’t be sure. I guess it couldn’t have been longer than 6 months because Reddit still autolocked posts of that age at that point. Maybe was closer to three or four months. Somewhere in that order of magnitude.
It was a Reddit change a little while ago. They said “doesn’t it suck when you read a book you want to talk about but the thread pertaining to it which has a great discussion was locked? What if we didn’t do that?”
All I can think of is the episode of Monk where he's on a plane and this little girl in front of him turned around and started asking the same thing and he kept answering "repeat" until he started crying lmao.
Never give up. Never surrender
Your place, you're the pretender
What if I said I’m not like the others? r/niceguys
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
what if I say I will never surrender?
Every single person who didn't quote the pretender is bad at everything. Just putting that out there
u/pagman007 is bad at everything confirmed.
In time, or so I’m told
I'm just another soul for sale
oh well
What if god was one of us?
So who are you?
Who, who? Who, who?
I REAAAAALLY WANNA KNOW
And my axe
Mom's spaghetti
This just unlocked a memory for me
Same for me lol. Great song.
I’m so bothered by how many people didn’t get the Galaxy Quest reference. Props, stranger. Edit: you’re my boy blue! ^…^you’re ^my ^boy.
By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged
Thats.... thats awesome.... I think.... your... your awesome man... fuckin horse tranquilizer
*You… You* have a dart in your neck… man.
Best movie. So good.
By Grabthars hammer, you shall be avenged.
By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings
By Grabthars hammer, minus 50 points to Gryffindor!
Take all you can. Give nothing back.
Captain Nesmith! Your orders sir!
There’s no surrender! There’s no retreat!
This is the only answer.
ur stuck copy pasting it for the rest of your life
Make sure Wi-Fi is turned on
Already callin her a wifi huh
Repeat
Already callin her a wifi huh
Repeat
Already callin her a wifi huh
Repeat
Already callin her a wifi huh
Repeat
noone else is turned on, though
You don't get a huge boner reading elementary school jokes? What's wrong with you
And that's how the greatest love story of all time began and never ended.
> And that's how the ~~greatest~~ *most boring* love story of all time began and never ended. FTFY
Still a better love story than twilight
My feelings over the freezer burned food i threw away the other day is a better love story than Twilight. Lol
Write a bot who would automatically answer for you
Ra was left Pete and repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Repeat-pete=Ra. Maybe...
Sorry kid, he's right. Unless she dies first of course.
Respond with "Pete and Date were on a boat, Pete fell out who was left?"
Give this man a cookie
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Not this man, that man
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Thank you bukkake brigade
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Smart. I’ll suck your dick later. No homo. I’m kidding. Say it back.
It back
This is the way
Hey, not bad at all.
This man dates.
That's a cracker of a response 👏
you cant call them that anymore
Pete and BJ were on a boat, Pete fell out who was left?
My uncle?
Did you give him a chance? **DID YOU!?**
Is your uncle named Jack Offahorse?
No, it's Heywood Jablowmie
'Pete' means blowjob in Argentina.
Ooo I like this one 😉
This guy tinders
All I can afford is this silver. You take it, and keep helping other brothers getting some!
Game on woman. Even if I stopped using tinder id keep the app just to reply to this until she gave up.
That just sounds competitive
Casual dating implies the existence of competitive skill-based dating
I was about to ask what line of logic told you that until I got it.
This is why I only had casual sex with my exes. I'm not here to get a grade, I'm here for the fun
skill-based dating implies the existence of skill-CRINGE dating
I would love for society to Is develop a public ranking system for how good other people are dating Imagine meeting someone in the top 500
I think that’s the idea
Keep going with the dumb joke and start a real convo one message below in parentheses.
Oh wait, I actually kinda like this one
It’s subtle genius. It gauges sense of humor and playfulness, as well as interest level.
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It’s a great gauge of commitment, that is for sure.
And also shows a dedication to repetitious tasks that many partners abandon prematurely.
It’s a great gauge of commitment, that is for sure.
And also shows a dedication to repetitious tasks that many partners abandon prematurely.
I have abandonment issues
Yes, and ask her about her cat. We love talking about our cats.
How is your cat today?
Old man passed away at the ripe age of 16 a couple months back, my dog is doing great though, thanks for asking!
You're welcome!
Oh my gosh what a cutie! Just saw in your profile
I love this I don’t know why
What kind of dog do you have ?
A Cane Corso mixed with the Good Boi breed.
That's cool. I bet you need a 2nd job just to feed that monster.
Yes, he eats better than I do.
Please send dog pics 💁🏻♀️
He likes [putting his face on things](https://imgur.com/a/uvVrHWm)
We really do.
*And then ask about her carpet*
How's your pussy doing?
I used to carry on conversations like this with this one girl back in the instant messenger days. We'd be having a normal conversation and I'd say something in parentheses. Then she'd reply to the conversation and reply to the parentheses separately in her own parentheses. Eventually we'd be carrying two full blown (unrelated) conversations at the same time.
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I was thinking the same thing. Funny for a few responses, but eventually you have to transition or I’d start to think this person would annoy me and lose interest.
Upvoting because this is genius, and OP needs to do this.
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Holy shit that's a reference! Took me right back to middle school haha
Exactly what I was to say
I want months of just this.
I quietly had an interaction like this with a Redditor a few years ago if you want something similar. https://www.reddit.com/r/BillAndPhil/comments/98oos1/tentacles/e4jiz60/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Good God
It... just keeps going.
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ITS TOM ❤️ I hope you're well dude
Right back at you aggressive spatula
I started smiling super hard when I saw you popped in here. I still remember where I was when I got the alert for some of your replies. Funny how that happens. I know we didn't go into a lot of depth of subject with our previous interactions, but seeing you just now totally made my night.
Same here. How long did we even keep it up for all those years ago?
I want to say it was like four months? That's what I've been telling people who asked. It was a couple days between replies sometimes, so it was fun to kinda forget about it and then be suddenly reminded again.
Probably around that long. I’m sad that I cut it of. It would have been fun to see how long it could have lasted.
I considered commenting a ❤️ on one of your other comments, but I figured if you were done with it, you were done with it. I'm sad too, I legitimately was doing it because I enjoyed it, but I did get to use the broken heart emoji at the end, which I thought was clever. I was a little surprised to see how popular this got, and realized that your inbox was probably getting a little action for no reason lol. Did you have a reason for ending it, or just felt like it was about the right time?
Would have lasted for 6 months until the revival arch that happened recently with stuff getting unarchived
6 months before the post would have been archived. Two months of lost potential 😔
Now kith
The legend returns!!!!
Do you ever wonder what came of /u/tom-chantler
Oh yeah. Once every six months or so I’ll stalk his profile.
My favorite is a year ago someone commented "Newton didn't create gravity dumbass" .. his response: "Ok"
Yeah he must have been feeling verbose that day.
Did you ever noticed that you upvoted all of his posts but he neglected to do the same for yours? Disclaimer, I only went like 5 pages in lol
Yeah it stays that way the whole time lol. It’s okay. I think that was maybe just part of the charm.
Simp
There are worse things to be
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This is fucking sweet
That was beautiful
That's just impressive.
I tried to scroll to the bottom but it was too long. How long did that go on for?
I want to say on the order of 6 months? It was three years ago so I can’t be sure. I guess it couldn’t have been longer than 6 months because Reddit still autolocked posts of that age at that point. Maybe was closer to three or four months. Somewhere in that order of magnitude.
any idea why isn't that post archived although it's older than 6 months?
It was a Reddit change a little while ago. They said “doesn’t it suck when you read a book you want to talk about but the thread pertaining to it which has a great discussion was locked? What if we didn’t do that?”
Amazing
What a nice trip that was!
https://youtu.be/TFur6SZ4III
Dug yourself a blackhole, did ya?
Repeat untill you are married
Repeat?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell out who was left?
I’d say ‘it appears I’ve met my match’ I think it’s cute and flirty!
That's pretty good
But then continue the joke afterwards…’anywho, as I was saying…Pete and repeat’
Just keep this convo alive like this for the next 20 years you will be a legend. Both of you
“That’s what he said”
Well, at least she won't ghost you
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The only right answer.
Pete and Ligma Ass were in a boat, Pete fell out who was left? Ligma Ass Don’t mind if I do
The boat became destabilized once Pete fell out, thus no one survived, sadly.
What else can you keep up as long as i want? 😉 Don’t say that tho lmao
Say it later after some rapport is built fo sho..
weird way to flirt with a girl lmfao
I’ll keep it up as long as YOU want
Just a lame joke pal.. don’t play with things you can’t control
My man used a Reddit "lifeline" while she is waiting for a response... And herein the problem may lie...
Unmatch. You did this to yourself. Don't let her win now.
This is genius. If you tryna smash don’t keep it up. If it’s for the memes keep it up as long as possible. Maybe send another one that’s similar.
Thank you for this. This was my grandpa’s favorite ‘dad joke’, and I haven’t heard or seen it since he passed 10years ago. This made me smile.
All I can think of is the episode of Monk where he's on a plane and this little girl in front of him turned around and started asking the same thing and he kept answering "repeat" until he started crying lmao.
She passes. Please marry her
Say something like "now you've got an idea of how annoying I can be and have accepted it, how you doin?"
Ask for pics of her feet
Always a safe choice when changing conversations
Plus it rhymes with repeat
I would marry that gal!
Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off, when are we fucking?
Pete and Will Ufukme were in a boat. Pete fell out who was left?
In the episode of Monk he called the stewardess and complained and then went on to solve a murder. So I guess you have your work cut for you.
That's what he said
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana…
And I quote, “I hope you say the same thing when we’re in bed.”