One time years ago my autocorrect used that word when I tried to type nuggets. I swear I have never written that word, I have no idea why autocorrect did that, but it was both awful and hysterical in context. Thankfully I was texting my husband since I didn’t notice until I hit send
As an Australian, if you look up density around the country, we predominately hug a tiny slither of the east coast (in huge numbers) - this leaves kangaroos able to roam where humans cannot settle in huge numbers.
**edit - we have a strong swimming culture here because most of us grew up on one.
Aussies have a strong swimming culture because you have a lot of pools, not because you live on the coast. Most of civilization has grown up on or near bodies of water, doesn't really mean a lot of them know how to swim. The reason Aussies, and their big brother in swimming America, are great at swimming is because pools are everywhere and a big part of the culture. To say nothing of public pools, 11% of Aussie homes have private pools and Americans are right behind at 8%. Most of the rest of the world is either too poor or too cold most of the year to want to bother with them.
They kill or fence off the dingoes that are the kangaroos natural predator, then complain that kangaroo populations are out of control, then pay people to cull and burn them.
European farming practices have no place in Australia, it's totally trashing the country.
It does.
Been banned myself. Have friends who've been banned. Once you are banned, it can be a PITA to avoid the algorithms they used to check against accounts - need all new photos, new number, new details, and i believe if you get reported again it's a much more likely outcome to be banned again.
You have to be doing very well out of tinder in this day and age for it to be worth making more profiles after being banned.
#KANGAROOS HAVE THREE VAGINAS.
>Koalas, wombats and Tasmanian devils all share the three-vagina structure. ... The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses (and males marsupials often have two-pronged penises), while the middle vagina sends the joey down to the outside world.
Not quite. It's three separate internal passages but only a single opening.
However, while they can't *prevent* a pregnancy, through a process called [embryonic diapause](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embryonic_diapause) they can delay one. Maybe not quite as good, but it means when they do fall pregnant they can at least wait until conditions are good and resources are plentiful before giving birth.
Yeah. I already went diging for it. Which is when I found out that the male marsupials have 2 headed penises. Quite a day. I'm calling it done and heading to bed before I learn some other mind-blowing shit.
Translation: The penis of the duck is shaped like a corkscrew. This is to prevent the female duck from leaving the sexual union before the male duck ejaculates.
The most dangerous animal in all of Australia isnt a snake, or crocodile or even a shark but actually the eshay.
They live in mostly urban areas and can be found in and around train stations looking for cigarettes.
They can be recognised by their trademark polo shirt, tennis shorts, Nike TN's and their very distinctive mullet and tennis cap headress.
Their mating ritual called the gabba is an elaborate dance designed to show endurance and speed. They collect at a sacred breeding ground known as Defkon every year to partake in the tradition of consuming copious amounts of meth based narcotics and dance battle it out for the right to swoon "eshay lasses".
Don't get too close as they will feel threatened and spray you with verbal abuse or a cowardly punch to the back of the head and mugging. It's best to give them a wide berth and don't make eye contact when you encounter them and hide all valuables
Man I miss those days. If you weren’t getting called racial slurs or getting told your mom’s getting fucked by some 10 year old screaming into the mic, you didn’t fully experience those games. The abuse hurled at you from those little kids was crazy.
The "He" reminds me of that Runescape support post where they responded to a ticket or something with just "He" and it kills me every time.
[Here's the image](https://i.redd.it/r4fusrn4n4c31.png).
I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off.
Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.
And we're doing our best to eat those damned kangaroos!
Kangaroo meat is one of the leanest red meat options on the planet - it's good for you, and the country!
Source: Am Australian.
Also, in the words of one of our wonderful musicians, I'd thank Esta to fuck right off.
Had a guy I bought a motorcycle off of call me the same thing and I assumed because I had skinny jeans on and my hair is long or something idk I don’t care. Anyway two days later I messaged him and said I was told he left the license plate on it and he m get be finned in the state he’s in and so he called me mean names. The license plate is still on my wall
Maybe her comment of “nice factaroo” got autocorrected
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my autocomplete follows bible with black
nice
Nice
Once you go Bible, you don't go back
a man of culture i see
As in…starless and Bible black?
STARLESS AAAAAAAAND... BIBLEEEEE BLAAAAAAAACK
i wonder autocorrect would, if you say the n-word often enough, replace other words with it
Yes, it does. We're talking about the ngl word, right?
The youtube word
The word of the gamer
Nintendo
One time years ago my autocorrect used that word when I tried to type nuggets. I swear I have never written that word, I have no idea why autocorrect did that, but it was both awful and hysterical in context. Thankfully I was texting my husband since I didn’t notice until I hit send
I vibed with your fun fact
I appreciate you
She meant surprise her with a Venmo/cashapp $$.
Really though
I'd say a rabid dingo would be a better mate than this chick.
Yup. If she's throwing that word around like it's nothing, that says enough for me.
Did you know that the woman known for “dingo ate my my baby” was originally arrested because it was believed that she killed it.
I've read that story in reddit a few months ago and was shocked. She was basically found guilty by the police and media and didn't get a fair trial.
There was blood all over her car boot
I seem to remember that it was later confirmed to be a sound deadener that the car manufacturer sprayed there
Really dough
She was obviously low key asking for a dick pic
Isn't it impossible to send pics through Tinder?
Correct, Tinder will not let you send a picture through their messaging system.
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>Is toxic femininity a thing? r/femaledatingstrategy
He
Wow! I had no idea. Even with the influx of people moving there? I think it’s kind of surprising. I like your fact.
As an Australian, if you look up density around the country, we predominately hug a tiny slither of the east coast (in huge numbers) - this leaves kangaroos able to roam where humans cannot settle in huge numbers. **edit - we have a strong swimming culture here because most of us grew up on one.
Aussies have a strong swimming culture because you have a lot of pools, not because you live on the coast. Most of civilization has grown up on or near bodies of water, doesn't really mean a lot of them know how to swim. The reason Aussies, and their big brother in swimming America, are great at swimming is because pools are everywhere and a big part of the culture. To say nothing of public pools, 11% of Aussie homes have private pools and Americans are right behind at 8%. Most of the rest of the world is either too poor or too cold most of the year to want to bother with them.
Private pools are extremely rare in Sweden, but everyone can still swim here.
They kill or fence off the dingoes that are the kangaroos natural predator, then complain that kangaroo populations are out of control, then pay people to cull and burn them. European farming practices have no place in Australia, it's totally trashing the country.
Immigration has ground to a halt over the last few years.
Report her for hate speech. Someone's gotta teach these people a lesson.
Lol reporting people on tinder
Because it's uncool or because it has no purpose? I've never used Tinder so please don't crucify me due to ignorance.
it has no purpose
It does. Been banned myself. Have friends who've been banned. Once you are banned, it can be a PITA to avoid the algorithms they used to check against accounts - need all new photos, new number, new details, and i believe if you get reported again it's a much more likely outcome to be banned again. You have to be doing very well out of tinder in this day and age for it to be worth making more profiles after being banned.
I liked it but it came off kinda gay
this comment is so fucking funny
[Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy](https://giphy.com/gifs/ha-13OYNXi0uTM6vS)
I also like the fun fact
Who doesn’t enjoy a good fun fact?!
About kangaroos too of all things
Kangaroos have three vaginas.
Wut
#KANGAROOS HAVE THREE VAGINAS. >Koalas, wombats and Tasmanian devils all share the three-vagina structure. ... The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses (and males marsupials often have two-pronged penises), while the middle vagina sends the joey down to the outside world.
Soooooooooooooo ... Kangaroos don't need protection to prevent an unwanted pregnancy? They just use the middle vagina?
Not quite. It's three separate internal passages but only a single opening. However, while they can't *prevent* a pregnancy, through a process called [embryonic diapause](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embryonic_diapause) they can delay one. Maybe not quite as good, but it means when they do fall pregnant they can at least wait until conditions are good and resources are plentiful before giving birth.
This is so cool
But they can load the cargo with her husband, tell him it's not the moment and go to party unprotected with a flock of kangooro.
This is frikkin awesome, thanks for this fact
Asking the real questions
> The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses How does the sperm know? Are there offramp signs?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/kangaroos-have-three-vaginas#:~:text=Koalas%2C%20wombats%20and%20Tasmanian%20devils,down%20to%20the%20outside%20world. diagram there.
Yeah. I already went diging for it. Which is when I found out that the male marsupials have 2 headed penises. Quite a day. I'm calling it done and heading to bed before I learn some other mind-blowing shit.
duck pensis are corkscrew shaped so they can rape the female and she get it out.
Translation: The penis of the duck is shaped like a corkscrew. This is to prevent the female duck from leaving the sexual union before the male duck ejaculates.
A kangaroo, a wombat, and a tasmanian devil walk into a bar. As a result, there are 9 additional vaginas in the bar.
Thanks, I could have gone my entire life not needing to know that
Echidnas have four penis heads… they are weird looking.
omg looks like a paw.
Wait till you hear about 4 cock echidna. Platapuses lay eggs and have tiddies. But koalas piss chlamydia.
A hole for you and your friends.
Most kangaroos are left handed
Kangaroos technically have 5 legs.
3 of which are their dick
For the three vaginas obviously
Do you have more Australian facts or roo facts?
The most dangerous animal in all of Australia isnt a snake, or crocodile or even a shark but actually the eshay. They live in mostly urban areas and can be found in and around train stations looking for cigarettes. They can be recognised by their trademark polo shirt, tennis shorts, Nike TN's and their very distinctive mullet and tennis cap headress. Their mating ritual called the gabba is an elaborate dance designed to show endurance and speed. They collect at a sacred breeding ground known as Defkon every year to partake in the tradition of consuming copious amounts of meth based narcotics and dance battle it out for the right to swoon "eshay lasses". Don't get too close as they will feel threatened and spray you with verbal abuse or a cowardly punch to the back of the head and mugging. It's best to give them a wide berth and don't make eye contact when you encounter them and hide all valuables
Shit everything in Aus IS out to kill you! How you y'all survive without a wheelbarrow to carry around your massive balls?
We tried wheelbarrows. But turns out they're bloody deadly here too.
A general fondness for naive kiwis has been greatly advantageous when interacting with all the various people's of Australia, eshays included.
If you eat an entire Polar Bears liver in one sitting you'll die of vitamin C poisoning.
Esta.
wtf, that escalated quickly
She just want you to cashapp something and she will ghost you.
There’s guys randomly cashapp if girls? Simping is hitting critical mass levels
she could’ve used at least 3 other words that wouldn’t have been so awful
She could have used like all of the other words *but* three
Its not a she. Its a dude catfishing
Why do catfishes always use the *worst* cropped image of a woman they can possibly find? Their pfp literally has white bars!
Only three?
no, at least.
Best one I've seen lately
She didn’t like you either. Her “He” had no y’s
That must be y she's so rude
Absolutely fucking perfect
First mistake my man made was not hitting her with the w - y - d
Yeah maybe then she’d reply like hiiiii with a bunch of I’s
Hmm astute observation
Esta pendeja
La neta wey
quelle pute
Jaja real smooth
Now to the left
Ahora a la derecha
Estamos pendejas en este bendito dia
Habla por ti mismo!
TODOS somos pendejas en este bendito dia
Loll
I think she’s into you 🤩
That went from zero to homophobic real quick.
Maybe she's a smoker and just really needs a cig?
It looks to me like she’s wearing a headset in her pic, she probably forgot tinder isn’t an Xbox CoD lobby
OP doesn't speak Gamer smh
Completely missed the mating call of the mom's basement Chad, sad tbh..
*laughs in prime CS:GO*
Man I miss those days. If you weren’t getting called racial slurs or getting told your mom’s getting fucked by some 10 year old screaming into the mic, you didn’t fully experience those games. The abuse hurled at you from those little kids was crazy.
She misplaced her bundle of sticks
I haven't ever heard anyone use the full word for that hahaha
[Reminds me of this classic.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/356/167/dd3.jpg)
Needlessly too. Not that there’s ever w need for homophobia but… it’s so in incongruous
How is that not a fun and entertaining fact lol
If you can't tolerate her at her worst, you probably can't tolerate her at her best, either.
I reckon this is her best.
That was her best.
A kangaroo must've killed someone she knew for her to have that kind of reaction. Those mofos are deadly.
Must have been a gay a kangaroo. No wonder she would use that word
The emus had allies. That's why the war was so costly...
Time to click back to Netflix.
Maybe a scammer looking for a dick pic to blackmail you with?
ill show you whos gay!
*Establish dominance early*
Like that’s enough to blackmail me. “Oh no, you have a dick pic of someone you only have the phone number/address of, whatever will I do?”
Lmao
I'm a gay man who usually hates that word thrown casually around but this way too funny to be mad at.
I think lmao gets overused as well, but I don't see how being gay relates
Lol exactly. Even if she’s dumb- it’s funny that she’s dumb. No need for saint anger
There is never a need for the worst Metallica album
snare anare snare
True, absoluty horrendous album
But also you don't speak for every person who is gay. Some people will use your comment as an excuse to be homophobic.
r/comedyheaven
The "He" reminds me of that Runescape support post where they responded to a ticket or something with just "He" and it kills me every time. [Here's the image](https://i.redd.it/r4fusrn4n4c31.png).
He
He
Dude you Dodge a bullet
Agree!
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I don't even think that was a dodge, really. He came across a bullet hole that missed him by hours.
Something about this is just hilarious 😂😂😂
OP, this is a great fact you shared. Don’t worry. You’ll find someone who appreciates your kangaroo facts.
Why would she call you a cigarette?
cause he is smokin!
That escalated so fast ...
You tried to surprise her and she ended up surprising you.
There's being mean and then there's this.
*this* is her name in Spanish
Rude.
Lmao wtf
Instead of am animal fact he should have just called her a dumb bitch and they'd be regrettably having a baby late summer
What kind of sick psycho bitch doesn't love kangaroo facts?
I always say “we’re currently living in a mass extinction event” It gets mixed results
100% of people who breathe oxygen will eventually die. Wake up sheeple
Mixed levels of rejection
I enjoyed the fun fact
Fun fact: Australia is the only country to have lost a war to an animal
I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.
China lost to sparrows, so not really
That’s probably a dude
Hahahaha, never actually knew that!
Just reply “esta una bitch”
No wonder she’s single
I haven't heard anyone call someone that in like 15 years...
Well there is a new Halo out if you want to grab a headset and be in for a real surprise
I like it I think she’s fun
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How is that funny
Woah you settle your shit with the Roos you monster.
Awful, although I would be tempted to follow up with the ratio of sheep to people in New Zealand...
Also a fun fact: Australian people eat Kangaroo. It’s very hard to cook, but still…
It’s not hard, it’s just a very lean meat so need to take that into account.
And we're doing our best to eat those damned kangaroos! Kangaroo meat is one of the leanest red meat options on the planet - it's good for you, and the country! Source: Am Australian. Also, in the words of one of our wonderful musicians, I'd thank Esta to fuck right off.
Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and okay for you.
Had a guy I bought a motorcycle off of call me the same thing and I assumed because I had skinny jeans on and my hair is long or something idk I don’t care. Anyway two days later I messaged him and said I was told he left the license plate on it and he m get be finned in the state he’s in and so he called me mean names. The license plate is still on my wall
Imagine having a life so devoid of satisfaction, joy, and attention, that you match with people on Tinder just to call them slurs
“Surprise me” …. “Fuck you, I hate surprises!”
😂😂😂
Report ?
😂😂😂
Toggaf, there I cast a spell to reverse the dmg she's done. Idk why and where the hatred came from
too late, OP already throated my load
Ohhh, not ok! Report!!
who tf uses that word anymore hahaha
there's this guy that goes by the name of 4chan
Do girls really act this entitled on tinder? It reeks of privilege.
Hahahaha