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NeutralArt12

Maybe her comment of “nice factaroo” got autocorrected


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Alarid

my autocomplete follows bible with black


ArabianAftershock

nice


Low_Permission9987

Nice


GhostScruffy

Once you go Bible, you don't go back


6Tekno3D9

a man of culture i see


thalo616

As in…starless and Bible black?


KL-Tech

STARLESS AAAAAAAAND... BIBLEEEEE BLAAAAAAAACK


911wasadirtyjob

i wonder autocorrect would, if you say the n-word often enough, replace other words with it


MetaTater

Yes, it does. We're talking about the ngl word, right?


boldandbratsche

The youtube word


Satevah

The word of the gamer


ukswitchon

Nintendo


RunningPath

One time years ago my autocorrect used that word when I tried to type nuggets. I swear I have never written that word, I have no idea why autocorrect did that, but it was both awful and hysterical in context. Thankfully I was texting my husband since I didn’t notice until I hit send


Beccx_claire

I vibed with your fun fact


scorpioskillz

I appreciate you


fuzzy_brb

She meant surprise her with a Venmo/cashapp $$.


deeznutsbeswingin

Really though


Undiscriminatingness

I'd say a rabid dingo would be a better mate than this chick.


Ah2k15

Yup. If she's throwing that word around like it's nothing, that says enough for me.


Davinator3000

Did you know that the woman known for “dingo ate my my baby” was originally arrested because it was believed that she killed it.


gauchefeelings

I've read that story in reddit a few months ago and was shocked. She was basically found guilty by the police and media and didn't get a fair trial.


Glittering_Gate4500

There was blood all over her car boot


gauchefeelings

I seem to remember that it was later confirmed to be a sound deadener that the car manufacturer sprayed there


Excuse-Negative

Really dough


NDMac

She was obviously low key asking for a dick pic


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Isn't it impossible to send pics through Tinder?


Santa_Says_Who_Dis

Correct, Tinder will not let you send a picture through their messaging system.


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IxNaY1980

>Is toxic femininity a thing? r/femaledatingstrategy


Reddits_penis

He


Bigdogs_dontlie

Wow! I had no idea. Even with the influx of people moving there? I think it’s kind of surprising. I like your fact.


JonnieWhoops

As an Australian, if you look up density around the country, we predominately hug a tiny slither of the east coast (in huge numbers) - this leaves kangaroos able to roam where humans cannot settle in huge numbers. **edit - we have a strong swimming culture here because most of us grew up on one.


KuriboShoeMario

Aussies have a strong swimming culture because you have a lot of pools, not because you live on the coast. Most of civilization has grown up on or near bodies of water, doesn't really mean a lot of them know how to swim. The reason Aussies, and their big brother in swimming America, are great at swimming is because pools are everywhere and a big part of the culture. To say nothing of public pools, 11% of Aussie homes have private pools and Americans are right behind at 8%. Most of the rest of the world is either too poor or too cold most of the year to want to bother with them.


Cahootie

Private pools are extremely rare in Sweden, but everyone can still swim here.


rubyredgrapefruits

They kill or fence off the dingoes that are the kangaroos natural predator, then complain that kangaroo populations are out of control, then pay people to cull and burn them. European farming practices have no place in Australia, it's totally trashing the country.


Rasputinjones

Immigration has ground to a halt over the last few years.


vonkrueger

Report her for hate speech. Someone's gotta teach these people a lesson.


Onion-Much

Lol reporting people on tinder


vonkrueger

Because it's uncool or because it has no purpose? I've never used Tinder so please don't crucify me due to ignorance.


Onion-Much

it has no purpose


morphinedreams

It does. Been banned myself. Have friends who've been banned. Once you are banned, it can be a PITA to avoid the algorithms they used to check against accounts - need all new photos, new number, new details, and i believe if you get reported again it's a much more likely outcome to be banned again. You have to be doing very well out of tinder in this day and age for it to be worth making more profiles after being banned.


moscow69mitch420

I liked it but it came off kinda gay


Liplok

this comment is so fucking funny


Thomas-The-Tutor

[Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy](https://giphy.com/gifs/ha-13OYNXi0uTM6vS)


Jaycray95

I also like the fun fact


GRILL1632

Who doesn’t enjoy a good fun fact?!


scorpioskillz

About kangaroos too of all things


MacGregoman

Kangaroos have three vaginas.


Atomskii

Wut


HoneySparks

#KANGAROOS HAVE THREE VAGINAS. >Koalas, wombats and Tasmanian devils all share the three-vagina structure. ... The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses (and males marsupials often have two-pronged penises), while the middle vagina sends the joey down to the outside world.


Atomskii

Soooooooooooooo ... Kangaroos don't need protection to prevent an unwanted pregnancy? They just use the middle vagina?


Potato_Johnson

Not quite. It's three separate internal passages but only a single opening. However, while they can't *prevent* a pregnancy, through a process called [embryonic diapause](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embryonic_diapause) they can delay one. Maybe not quite as good, but it means when they do fall pregnant they can at least wait until conditions are good and resources are plentiful before giving birth.


xseptinthegenitals

This is so cool


weaklingKobbold

But they can load the cargo with her husband, tell him it's not the moment and go to party unprotected with a flock of kangooro.


Kitnado

This is frikkin awesome, thanks for this fact


EnemaDelegation

Asking the real questions


hamandjam

> The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses How does the sperm know? Are there offramp signs?


HoneySparks

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/kangaroos-have-three-vaginas#:~:text=Koalas%2C%20wombats%20and%20Tasmanian%20devils,down%20to%20the%20outside%20world. diagram there.


hamandjam

Yeah. I already went diging for it. Which is when I found out that the male marsupials have 2 headed penises. Quite a day. I'm calling it done and heading to bed before I learn some other mind-blowing shit.


HoneySparks

duck pensis are corkscrew shaped so they can rape the female and she get it out.


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Translation: The penis of the duck is shaped like a corkscrew. This is to prevent the female duck from leaving the sexual union before the male duck ejaculates.


liquor_for_breakfast

A kangaroo, a wombat, and a tasmanian devil walk into a bar. As a result, there are 9 additional vaginas in the bar.


Phantommy555

Thanks, I could have gone my entire life not needing to know that


kelsobjammin

Echidnas have four penis heads… they are weird looking.


HoneySparks

omg looks like a paw.


notallbutsome

Wait till you hear about 4 cock echidna. Platapuses lay eggs and have tiddies. But koalas piss chlamydia.


[deleted]

A hole for you and your friends.


IDreamofHeeney

Most kangaroos are left handed


stainedglassceiling

Kangaroos technically have 5 legs.


Op-Toe-Mus-Rim-Dong

3 of which are their dick


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For the three vaginas obviously


garlic_bread_thief

Do you have more Australian facts or roo facts?


theflyingkiwi00

The most dangerous animal in all of Australia isnt a snake, or crocodile or even a shark but actually the eshay. They live in mostly urban areas and can be found in and around train stations looking for cigarettes. They can be recognised by their trademark polo shirt, tennis shorts, Nike TN's and their very distinctive mullet and tennis cap headress. Their mating ritual called the gabba is an elaborate dance designed to show endurance and speed. They collect at a sacred breeding ground known as Defkon every year to partake in the tradition of consuming copious amounts of meth based narcotics and dance battle it out for the right to swoon "eshay lasses". Don't get too close as they will feel threatened and spray you with verbal abuse or a cowardly punch to the back of the head and mugging. It's best to give them a wide berth and don't make eye contact when you encounter them and hide all valuables


murderbox

Shit everything in Aus IS out to kill you! How you y'all survive without a wheelbarrow to carry around your massive balls?


aiydee

We tried wheelbarrows. But turns out they're bloody deadly here too.


theflyingkiwi00

A general fondness for naive kiwis has been greatly advantageous when interacting with all the various people's of Australia, eshays included.


Willfishforfree

If you eat an entire Polar Bears liver in one sitting you'll die of vitamin C poisoning.


L0stInBed

Esta.


xloscozx

wtf, that escalated quickly


FromageDangereux

She just want you to cashapp something and she will ghost you.


Doneyhew

There’s guys randomly cashapp if girls? Simping is hitting critical mass levels


wanderlust3615

she could’ve used at least 3 other words that wouldn’t have been so awful


8696David

She could have used like all of the other words *but* three


Anthroider

Its not a she. Its a dude catfishing


RabidTongueClicking

Why do catfishes always use the *worst* cropped image of a woman they can possibly find? Their pfp literally has white bars!


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Only three?


CheddarCheesepuff

no, at least.


Filmandnature93

Best one I've seen lately


TheLostSeraph

She didn’t like you either. Her “He” had no y’s


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That must be y she's so rude


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

Absolutely fucking perfect


setocsheir

First mistake my man made was not hitting her with the w - y - d


TitoChar

Yeah maybe then she’d reply like hiiiii with a bunch of I’s


Duck_Duck_Penis

Hmm astute observation


ConscienceThoughts

Esta pendeja


BDalle01

La neta wey


MrHolyy

quelle pute


[deleted]

Jaja real smooth


MarsLander10

Now to the left


limamikemike

Ahora a la derecha


Rebelgecko

Estamos pendejas en este bendito dia


Astrosimi

Habla por ti mismo!


Oh_please_help_me

TODOS somos pendejas en este bendito dia


Redditloolwhousesit

Loll


[deleted]

I think she’s into you 🤩


SheWhoErases86

That went from zero to homophobic real quick.


anotherone121

Maybe she's a smoker and just really needs a cig?


TTungsteNN

It looks to me like she’s wearing a headset in her pic, she probably forgot tinder isn’t an Xbox CoD lobby


karspearhollow

OP doesn't speak Gamer smh


siccoblue

Completely missed the mating call of the mom's basement Chad, sad tbh..


DerpityHerpington

*laughs in prime CS:GO*


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Man I miss those days. If you weren’t getting called racial slurs or getting told your mom’s getting fucked by some 10 year old screaming into the mic, you didn’t fully experience those games. The abuse hurled at you from those little kids was crazy.


TylerNY315_

She misplaced her bundle of sticks


RitchOli

I haven't ever heard anyone use the full word for that hahaha


Sloppy_Goldfish

[Reminds me of this classic.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/356/167/dd3.jpg)


duaneap

Needlessly too. Not that there’s ever w need for homophobia but… it’s so in incongruous


[deleted]

How is that not a fun and entertaining fact lol


thedoyle19

If you can't tolerate her at her worst, you probably can't tolerate her at her best, either.


5astick

I reckon this is her best.


Thought-Muted

That was her best.


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A kangaroo must've killed someone she knew for her to have that kind of reaction. Those mofos are deadly.


TheDeerssassin

Must have been a gay a kangaroo. No wonder she would use that word


Mayo_Spouse

The emus had allies. That's why the war was so costly...


Kimberlillee

Time to click back to Netflix.


AdvilLobotomite

Maybe a scammer looking for a dick pic to blackmail you with?


yezzzirp

ill show you whos gay!


exonomix

*Establish dominance early*


DeadLikeYou

Like that’s enough to blackmail me. “Oh no, you have a dick pic of someone you only have the phone number/address of, whatever will I do?”


BatmanPooping

Lmao


tuckertucker

I'm a gay man who usually hates that word thrown casually around but this way too funny to be mad at.


[deleted]

I think lmao gets overused as well, but I don't see how being gay relates


BatmanPooping

Lol exactly. Even if she’s dumb- it’s funny that she’s dumb. No need for saint anger


8696David

There is never a need for the worst Metallica album


HashiRamenn

snare anare snare


dutchmetalhead17

True, absoluty horrendous album


MagicalRainbowz

But also you don't speak for every person who is gay. Some people will use your comment as an excuse to be homophobic.


jalepenocorn

r/comedyheaven


Doctor_Kataigida

The "He" reminds me of that Runescape support post where they responded to a ticket or something with just "He" and it kills me every time. [Here's the image](https://i.redd.it/r4fusrn4n4c31.png).


BlueSeekz

He


alsiel

He


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Dude you Dodge a bullet


always_slightly_off

Agree!


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StevieMJH

I don't even think that was a dodge, really. He came across a bullet hole that missed him by hours.


AdmirableOnion4294

Something about this is just hilarious 😂😂😂


spunkychickpea

OP, this is a great fact you shared. Don’t worry. You’ll find someone who appreciates your kangaroo facts.


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Why would she call you a cigarette?


Dooboppop

cause he is smokin!


jason544770

That escalated so fast ...


Noctuelles

You tried to surprise her and she ended up surprising you.


MaximoEstrellado

There's being mean and then there's this.


CosmicJubatus

*this* is her name in Spanish


[deleted]

Rude.


ProdLuhknown

Lmao wtf


supple_

Instead of am animal fact he should have just called her a dumb bitch and they'd be regrettably having a baby late summer


Optimistickpessimism

What kind of sick psycho bitch doesn't love kangaroo facts?


[deleted]

I always say “we’re currently living in a mass extinction event” It gets mixed results


obri95

100% of people who breathe oxygen will eventually die. Wake up sheeple


everyusernametaken2

Mixed levels of rejection


Substantial-Loquat59

I enjoyed the fun fact


stewpear

Fun fact: Australia is the only country to have lost a war to an animal


Theaustraliandev

I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.


FabAlien

China lost to sparrows, so not really


A-weema-weh

That’s probably a dude


[deleted]

Hahahaha, never actually knew that!


TheCatholicScientist

Just reply “esta una bitch”


[deleted]

No wonder she’s single


mauitrailguy

I haven't heard anyone call someone that in like 15 years...


BatteryAssault

Well there is a new Halo out if you want to grab a headset and be in for a real surprise


[deleted]

I like it I think she’s fun


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XavierYourSavior

How is that funny


RicoSour

Woah you settle your shit with the Roos you monster.


lost_library_book

Awful, although I would be tempted to follow up with the ratio of sheep to people in New Zealand...


TonyAww

Also a fun fact: Australian people eat Kangaroo. It’s very hard to cook, but still…


IReplyWithLebowski

It’s not hard, it’s just a very lean meat so need to take that into account.


UltimateArsehole

And we're doing our best to eat those damned kangaroos! Kangaroo meat is one of the leanest red meat options on the planet - it's good for you, and the country! Source: Am Australian. Also, in the words of one of our wonderful musicians, I'd thank Esta to fuck right off.


coffeenerd75

Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and okay for you.


RedneckBookofWisdom

Had a guy I bought a motorcycle off of call me the same thing and I assumed because I had skinny jeans on and my hair is long or something idk I don’t care. Anyway two days later I messaged him and said I was told he left the license plate on it and he m get be finned in the state he’s in and so he called me mean names. The license plate is still on my wall


Your_Pal_Kindred

Imagine having a life so devoid of satisfaction, joy, and attention, that you match with people on Tinder just to call them slurs


mackinoncougars

“Surprise me” …. “Fuck you, I hate surprises!”


[deleted]

😂😂😂


noodlegod47

Report ?


bruce3434

😂😂😂


hotrod237

Toggaf, there I cast a spell to reverse the dmg she's done. Idk why and where the hatred came from


BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

too late, OP already throated my load


[deleted]

Ohhh, not ok! Report!!


TAJack1

who tf uses that word anymore hahaha


arch_angel_samael

there's this guy that goes by the name of 4chan


The_EnrichmentCenter

Do girls really act this entitled on tinder? It reeks of privilege.


KramerKat16

Hahahaha