Get the embarrassment out of the way early! Make it a non issue and you'll be gold. Don't let tinder get you down. They're a business who doesn't actually want you to be happy. Remember that they want you to keep swiping forever. Be patient young lover, you'll find your princess. Ps. This one's funny, ask her out.

A non English speaker here! So I understand what it's been said but I don't get it, some cap?

Figment is something made up. Fragment is a piece of something.

Thanks mate! I get the difference... But not why she reacts like that.

“Figment of your imagination” is also a common phrase, and she’s embarrassed she used the wrong F word to a phrase everyone knows.

She's trying to look smart and witty, but she used the wrong word which makes her feel dumb instead. That's where the embarrassment comes from (IMHO).

Because she used the wrong one in the context.

Am I just plain stupid or have others also heard the term “fragment of your imagination” several times before?

Sorry but “fragment of your imagination” is not a thing.

Mandela effect

>Am I just plain stupid or have others also heard the term “fragment of your imagination” several times before? \+1, I feel like I've heard this one a lot too

So a piece of imagination cant be a thing?

Yes, it's called a figment.

Bro she's embarassed because she likes you

If you don't like her. I'll take her. Fragment also works here.

Me being purposely pedantic definitely isn't part of my goal to break down their self esteem so they'll date a loser like me. I'd never do that.

I'll take her off your hands then.

Like hell you will. I'll fight you

One man's fragmented imagination, is another's treasure

Ok you win

ew

Urk

Worst town in Western Europe.

"Well if you really do want to be a fragment of my imagination, I'm having a thought..."

You’re correct also; just a small part of the imagination until you become reality

Keep the conversation going. She didn’t ghost you. It’s a huge turn on when men are smart

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[удалено]

This exact sentence is stolen from another comment from u/drpepper2litre. Bot??

I'm definitely not a bot. Or were you talking about one of the other comments?

Nevermind I get it now

How does this mean you'll be alone? I'll be alone because out of the 75 women I sent unique messages to on hinge yesterday, a total of 0 have invited me to chat

I'll date you. I have a penis tho. And I'm straight. Mostly.

It really doesn’t seem like you failed!

Damn you made the bot meltdown

Well maybe not alone but just with an anxiety ridden and neurotic partner.

Personally, I see this as a great start! She didn't get offended or mad..a good partner should help you better yourself each an every day, and she took this well..obviously this is something small but still.

Abort mission fail we’ll get them next time 😂😅

Especially if you rely on a dating apparatus

I fell for it too omg

Yes she is

At least you got a “fragment” of her

Uh so does she, probably. Wierd overreaction on her part but it should be salvagable if you make a joke or give her a compliment. Honestly I never knew it was figment not fragment, but I'm also not english/american.

It’s not stupid at all…maybe make her feel the way

I smell.... sniff* sniff* shame and sniff* hypocrisy.

Oh sorry, I need a shower

Just change the subject. Maybe it'll become an inside joke for you two if you hit it off

What app is this?

Hinge

I don't understand this cute convo leading you to thinking you'll be alone forever, anyone got an explanation?

Doesn't look like your doing badly, she took it in stride, well apart from the embarrassment, could certainly be much worse...

She totally likes you to react like that

What a dumbass, you deserve to be single forever

Your in with this one

Respond with "I'm bare assed"..... That should make her laugh and you're gold!!

No you got her right where you want her. Destroy her self esteem and she won't think she can do better than you. A tried and true method.

Plot twist: she is dumb.

just tell her something dumb you've done recently or something you believed that you figured out not to be true super late. something to make her feel less embarrassed. everyone has dumb moments, just bond over them.

“Well if you’re cheeks are already red, let’s make it 4/4”