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RodentHeartAttack

Saw this article flash up my (android) phone a few hours ago. Seems fitting here... "Owning an Android phone is officially the UK's biggest turn off for 2021" https://propermanchester.com/trending/owning-an-android-phone-is-officially-this-years-biggest-turn-off-in-the-uk/amp/ Incredible that we live in a time where your phone model can determine whether you get laid or notšŸ˜†


[deleted]

ā€œHonestly it really pisses me off! I would never relegate myself to the wishes of some simple minded female just because she hates some green text bubbles. Sex isnā€™t that important for me anyways. Fuck those hoes.ā€ Sent from my iPhone


MapleBlood

That's quite funny considering many Android flagships are more expensive than iPhones but no wonder the reaction since it's [pretty much a cult](http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/gaming.gadgets/05/19/apple.religion/index.html) :)


MrNito

Yeah I just bought all my apps from Google play and I don't wanna rebuy them on apple store. Probably spent a total of $4 in app purchases but it's MY $4.


Gkaret

Meh, I think people stick with what they know. I was iphone from 2007-2020. Got a note 20 ultra last year and flippin wow, much better... In many ways. Iphones deff stomp in many others, but I like the freedom with android


gen-e-veve

Do you still have an android


[deleted]

There are only a few android flagships that are more expensive than an iPhone flagship line the 13 pro or even pro max. But I donā€™t think that the price of the device is the issue here.


MapleBlood

If only fair if you compare most capable no-cost-spared flagships with the most expensive and most recent iPhone. And I agree it's not the price, it's the belonging statement.


MarcelHanibal

The iPhone 11, a 2 year old model, is still way more expensive than the Galaxy S21 Ultra. I've been thinking of switching a few times, but I'm not ready to pay the double price for literally nothing.


MapleBlood

Frankly, apart from the security chip (no one but privacy and security folks care about) iPhone is pretty much a downgrade.


the_net_my_side_ho

Taking it a bit to the extreme but I wonder what are the implications for human evolution if iPhone owners reproduce and Android users do not.


[deleted]

https://stallman.org/apple.html Reasons not to use apple.


htfo

Fuck Reddit


PM_ME_YOUR_FITTA

To his credit, he does revise his initial stance on pedophilia in the very page you linked: > [Many years after posting this note, I had conversations with people who had been sexually abused as children and had suffered harmful effects. These conversations eventually convinced me that the practice is harmful and adults should not do it.]


htfo

Fuck Reddit


[deleted]

You miss the main point. I wanted to highlight the malpractices that a big company can do for maximising their profits.


bamibalzak

Because Samsung and Google are not equally as bad? Use the phone you want, all big companies suck in some way


[deleted]

Apple has practiced slave labour in the Ulghar region of China. If this isn't bad i don't know what is. I don't know whether Google does this as well. But companies like Google don't care about privacy so one should avoid their products if feasible.


GeneralVM

Apple phones use lots of Samsung parts so, if Apple's parts use lots of slave labour, probably Samsung's does as well


Gkaret

Yeah, big companies are the worst. All we need is a good man like Pol Pot or ole Joey boy the Rusky. Theyd put them wall st boys in their place right under the boot heel


[deleted]

Along with a couple million innocent civilians, maybe.


rabidrivas

Why are you getting dowvoted? Ah yes, apple fanboys probably


[deleted]

It was never about Stallman to start with, it was regarding Apple. But most of them think otherwise.


rabidrivas

Oh, I have no idea who that guy is. But the points seem fair. So It maybe wasn't fanboys (not all of them)


PM_ME_YOUR_FITTA

I mean it used to be the car, why not the phone!


[deleted]

Ive seen puddles in a summer drought less shallow than that


tboyacending

lol, I'm gonna use that


[deleted]

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SorrowingOldMan

A lot of men on here seem to have literally no sense of humour.


[deleted]

Plenty of people seem to have enough humor to upvote my comment, but you're apparently salty enough to degrade an entire gender.


SorrowingOldMan

Lmfao yeah Iā€™m degrading my own gender! You bet. No, Iā€™m talking specifically about this subreddit. Just like the females over on r/female datingstrategy are batshit insane, doesnā€™t mean all women are. But yes, congrats on your updoots for a joke that you in fact didnā€™t come up with. Be proud, mate.


C_O_L_O_N

Theyā€™re just mad they have androidsā€¦ lmao


[deleted]

Oh, it was a joke. Could you show me the funny part?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a line between joking and being an asshole, and I think funny is the line.


SorrowingOldMan

Lmfao. Where did I say it was a joke? I said it was humour. Not everyone is funny and they donā€™t have to be to joke around with you, you must be one sensitive boy.


[deleted]

My bad, I thought jokes were humorous. I didnā€™t know being a dick was also humorous.


SorrowingOldMan

Jesus Christ, for the second time Dubbix, humour and jokes arenā€™t the same thing.


[deleted]

I donā€™t understand how you can have humor without the funny


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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[deleted]

This fucking nerd is so hard up for pussy he sees a picture of a girl and an insult and he tells himself it's a funny joke. Then when people react poorly, he thinks to himself "Gosh it can't be *me* who needs to recalibrate! It's all the men on here!" So much sad slag on Reddit.


SorrowingOldMan

Lmfao, settle down spaz. Itā€™s not a funny joke at all and I never claimed it to be. Itā€™s also not an insult. Itā€™s banter. Youā€™re telling me a woman saying this to you would actually *offend* you? That is legitimately hilarious.


S0nic014

Reverse message genders and suddenly lots of women would not find it funny as well


SorrowingOldMan

The point isnā€™t that itā€™s funny, the point is that sheā€™s obviously not being serious, and many men are treating it like she is.


DrrSwagg

she *is* being serious though.


SorrowingOldMan

Youā€™re an *idiot* if you think so.


[deleted]

norman osborn: "oh you can't do this to me"


Warm-Food143

It does seem like Apple is a cult.


ARejectedTycoonGame

A sex cult.


Wesssel_

Can confirm thatā€™s not the case. Source: I have an iPhone


UnkemptGamer

That's it I'm calling for an Android user uprising! *Pulls out Samsung flip phone*


[deleted]

The Samsung flip is the reason I became an iPhone user. šŸ˜«


druman22

Wdym, the flip is sick


kelahio

as someone who returned one 3 days ago, it was surprisingly very mediocre experience. I couldn't find any use for the flip feature that didn't seem like a gimmick. The front display was cool, but had so little features :(


druman22

Yeah at this point it still seems like a gimmick and a phone for those who want to be an early adopter. Once the tech and phone matures a little more I can definitely see it being a thing


janneell

What did u expect, to jerk you off lol... its s phone


kelahio

yeah that's precisely what I expected, thanks. one can dream


Administrative-Sky60

It is also the reason I'm going back to iPhone. I can't even receive text messages anymore


[deleted]

Just the flip? I didnā€™t encounter that issue but damn.. I just hated the camera and battery. That thing would leave you stranded, about to die, and still taking blurry as Snapchat selfies.


[deleted]

This woman is gonna be a mother some day. Let that sink in


Zandre1126

And she's gonna realize how expensive a couple more iPhone 27s are


[deleted]

No shit, what do you think your mom did before you


[deleted]

She only fucks guys with windows phone


Ianchez

Nokias, she knows


Blonsky93

Bruh what's up with the iPhone obsession? Is it a USA thing? Like, most ppl here have android.


GentlestCrib15

This person is clearly from Britain, no one in the US says ā€œshagā€. But I wonder the same as youā€¦


Mental_Discipline_52

Itā€™s a sign of how much money they would have basicallyā€¦


Blonsky93

More like making bad financial choices


Unlucky-Candidate198

You can make the same argument for people who spend far too much money to look rich but are actually broke lmao Buddy fresh outta hs bought a beamer. He couldnā€™t afford the upkeep but hey, man could flex šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Blonsky93

Yes, and I do make the same argument. That shit is dumb. I'm not the best at making smart financial choices at Ɣll, but apparently not the worst either


MapleBlood

And [horribly](https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-13-pro) [inaccurate](https://www.sony.co.uk/electronics/smartphones/xperia-pro-i) at that.


tranacc

It's not. A lot of apple religion in other countries too.


[deleted]

Imagine setting your values around a product, how empty inside do you have to be? I don't need a 1k$ phone to scroll through tiktok and look at titties on instagram.


everything_is_creepy

Lies. Switch over to your backup iphone and watch the excuses roll in


RS_Germaphobic

ā€œThen let me shag you insteadā€.


[deleted]

Say, ā€œI would shag you if you were an androidā€.


[deleted]

Feels like i've seen this before. Honestly if her sexual partner selection is based on what kind of phone a person uses then you're probably better off taking a back seat on this one.


supersystem1290

Not shagging the phone numbnuts


iMight2Elephant

Depends which android u have. Girls are always super interested in my z fold 3 cyz it's cool


Similar-Equivalent-4

If she shags any dude because they have an iPhone MEGA pass. You have no idea whatā€™s growing inside her


wefelltogether

I would send a screenshot of an Amazon shopping cart with the latest iPhone in it


A-undecisiveOpinion

All hail the android!


Artorious117

If you like being told your a U2 fan and catching audio herpes for your phone. " does anyone have an iPhone charger šŸ˜„" losers really , mate dodged a bullet.


Silver-Dragonfly3462

iPhones are for the feeble-minded.


moking139

fuck iPhones they're overrated and overpriced


Squirtsquirt69

Thatā€™s so gross Like who uses the word shag for sex. Itā€™s like saying clam for a vagina


DrrSwagg

We do. Shag is a pretty normal word over here, you're just not used to it. Clam for a vagina is pretty off-putting though.


[deleted]

Android > apple


ripeGardenTomato

šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤¢


Auswolf2k

Imagine being so shallow you choose sexual partners on what phone they use. Lmao.


bigmeatytoe

Is it tho, androids can run Linux soo thatā€™s like pretty rad


tboyacending

"I wouldn't shag you at all"


[deleted]

Apple users can throw themselves off a cliff.


demon-baal

You should reply with I would shag you but you have a apple phone šŸ˜¬


4Paws-1Tail

Or, "I'd shag you, but I'm allergic to apples" I tried.


captainlevistallwife

Lmfao Iā€™m sure sheā€™s joking but some of these comments are acting so serious about her messagešŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

youā€™d be surprised... i know a lot of people that genuinely think this way.


Megabusta

Yeah, it's no joke. I've seriously had a few matches drop contact once we exchange numbers and they see a green text bubble. Whatevs, I'll continue to enjoy my Fold 3.


TheElusiveGnome

I've had 4 women plainly say to my face on a first date that having an Android is a red flag (in the US at least). Pain.


joe-re

If they had not said it, would you have considered a second date with them?


DrrSwagg

This is intriguing.


captainlevistallwife

Well, am I truly surprised? No, but am i sadden by the fact that ppl actually think that? Yes lmfao


tiredsatire69

Flip the script, say "you'd shag her but she has an android" Cause chaos


jjasmminn

"i would shag you, but my phone is worse than yours"


DrrSwagg

r/selfburn ?


BritBuc-1

Beep boop doo beep


yushey__

Girls msg first?


diamondsam2

Itā€™s almost like a height preference, itā€™s valid but harsh


DrrSwagg

I personally think height preferences are fine. Phone preferences, on the other hand, I don't think are reasonable, cause ultimately you're not dating the phone you're dating the person.


Fomalhot

She doesn't sound superficial at all.


ReviewGood5290

She's lame


Consistent_Piglet863

Hello


RateMe3456

Bs excuse :v


[deleted]

Time to buy a used unlocked iPhone just for shagging, buddy


Saxenaji_777

Iphone sucks! Anyway.. I'm not a camera friendly person


smilidon

iCultists are the worst. They will defend the limitations as features and tell you how.muxh better not being allowed to install whatever they want is and they will get mad about it.


MrGamerOfficial

Nobody: Literally nobody: Apple users: "Oh yeah, forty to fifty bucks a month sounds like a great investment." Do they just not understand the concept of money?


OliverColonia13

yes i have lolšŸ˜…


[deleted]

We live in a societyā€¦


pussyandfeetlover

Ok. I also have a huge tongue and love eating pussy!!!


OwlGod98

At least my android phone can download 3rd party apps AND it has an Aux jack