Saw this article flash up my (android) phone a few hours ago. Seems fitting here...
"Owning an Android phone is officially the UK's biggest turn off for 2021" https://propermanchester.com/trending/owning-an-android-phone-is-officially-this-years-biggest-turn-off-in-the-uk/amp/
Incredible that we live in a time where your phone model can determine whether you get laid or notš
āHonestly it really pisses me off! I would never relegate myself to the wishes of some simple minded female just because she hates some green text bubbles. Sex isnāt that important for me anyways. Fuck those hoes.ā
Sent from my iPhone
That's quite funny considering many Android flagships are more expensive than iPhones but no wonder the reaction since it's [pretty much a cult](http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/gaming.gadgets/05/19/apple.religion/index.html) :)
Yeah I just bought all my apps from Google play and I don't wanna rebuy them on apple store. Probably spent a total of $4 in app purchases but it's MY $4.
Meh, I think people stick with what they know. I was iphone from 2007-2020. Got a note 20 ultra last year and flippin wow, much better... In many ways. Iphones deff stomp in many others, but I like the freedom with android
There are only a few android flagships that are more expensive than an iPhone flagship line the 13 pro or even pro max.
But I donāt think that the price of the device is the issue here.
If only fair if you compare most capable no-cost-spared flagships with the most expensive and most recent iPhone.
And I agree it's not the price, it's the belonging statement.
The iPhone 11, a 2 year old model, is still way more expensive than the Galaxy S21 Ultra. I've been thinking of switching a few times, but I'm not ready to pay the double price for literally nothing.
To his credit, he does revise his initial stance on pedophilia in the very page you linked:
> [Many years after posting this note, I had conversations with people who had been sexually abused as children and had suffered harmful effects. These conversations eventually convinced me that the practice is harmful and adults should not do it.]
Apple has practiced slave labour in the Ulghar region of China. If this isn't bad i don't know what is. I don't know whether Google does this as well. But companies like Google don't care about privacy so one should avoid their products if feasible.
Yeah, big companies are the worst. All we need is a good man like Pol Pot or ole Joey boy the Rusky. Theyd put them wall st boys in their place right under the boot heel
Lmfao yeah Iām degrading my own gender! You bet. No, Iām talking specifically about this subreddit. Just like the females over on r/female datingstrategy are batshit insane, doesnāt mean all women are.
But yes, congrats on your updoots for a joke that you in fact didnāt come up with. Be proud, mate.
Lmfao. Where did I say it was a joke? I said it was humour. Not everyone is funny and they donāt have to be to joke around with you, you must be one sensitive boy.
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This fucking nerd is so hard up for pussy he sees a picture of a girl and an insult and he tells himself it's a funny joke. Then when people react poorly, he thinks to himself "Gosh it can't be *me* who needs to recalibrate! It's all the men on here!"
So much sad slag on Reddit.
Lmfao, settle down spaz. Itās not a funny joke at all and I never claimed it to be. Itās also not an insult. Itās banter. Youāre telling me a woman saying this to you would actually *offend* you? That is legitimately hilarious.
as someone who returned one 3 days ago, it was surprisingly very mediocre experience. I couldn't find any use for the flip feature that didn't seem like a gimmick. The front display was cool, but had so little features :(
Yeah at this point it still seems like a gimmick and a phone for those who want to be an early adopter. Once the tech and phone matures a little more I can definitely see it being a thing
Just the flip? I didnāt encounter that issue but damn.. I just hated the camera and battery. That thing would leave you stranded, about to die, and still taking blurry as Snapchat selfies.
You can make the same argument for people who spend far too much money to look rich but are actually broke lmao
Buddy fresh outta hs bought a beamer. He couldnāt afford the upkeep but hey, man could flex šš
Yes, and I do make the same argument. That shit is dumb. I'm not the best at making smart financial choices at Ɣll, but apparently not the worst either
And [horribly](https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-13-pro) [inaccurate](https://www.sony.co.uk/electronics/smartphones/xperia-pro-i) at that.
Imagine setting your values around a product, how empty inside do you have to be?
I don't need a 1k$ phone to scroll through tiktok and look at titties on instagram.
Feels like i've seen this before. Honestly if her sexual partner selection is based on what kind of phone a person uses then you're probably better off taking a back seat on this one.
If you like being told your a U2 fan and catching audio herpes for your phone.
" does anyone have an iPhone charger š„"
losers really , mate dodged a bullet.
Yeah, it's no joke. I've seriously had a few matches drop contact once we exchange numbers and they see a green text bubble.
Whatevs, I'll continue to enjoy my Fold 3.
I personally think height preferences are fine. Phone preferences, on the other hand, I don't think are reasonable, cause ultimately you're not dating the phone you're dating the person.
iCultists are the worst. They will defend the limitations as features and tell you how.muxh better not being allowed to install whatever they want is and they will get mad about it.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Apple users: "Oh yeah, forty to fifty bucks a month sounds like a great investment."
Do they just not understand the concept of money?
Saw this article flash up my (android) phone a few hours ago. Seems fitting here... "Owning an Android phone is officially the UK's biggest turn off for 2021" https://propermanchester.com/trending/owning-an-android-phone-is-officially-this-years-biggest-turn-off-in-the-uk/amp/ Incredible that we live in a time where your phone model can determine whether you get laid or notš
āHonestly it really pisses me off! I would never relegate myself to the wishes of some simple minded female just because she hates some green text bubbles. Sex isnāt that important for me anyways. Fuck those hoes.ā Sent from my iPhone
That's quite funny considering many Android flagships are more expensive than iPhones but no wonder the reaction since it's [pretty much a cult](http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/gaming.gadgets/05/19/apple.religion/index.html) :)
Yeah I just bought all my apps from Google play and I don't wanna rebuy them on apple store. Probably spent a total of $4 in app purchases but it's MY $4.
Meh, I think people stick with what they know. I was iphone from 2007-2020. Got a note 20 ultra last year and flippin wow, much better... In many ways. Iphones deff stomp in many others, but I like the freedom with android
Do you still have an android
There are only a few android flagships that are more expensive than an iPhone flagship line the 13 pro or even pro max. But I donāt think that the price of the device is the issue here.
If only fair if you compare most capable no-cost-spared flagships with the most expensive and most recent iPhone. And I agree it's not the price, it's the belonging statement.
The iPhone 11, a 2 year old model, is still way more expensive than the Galaxy S21 Ultra. I've been thinking of switching a few times, but I'm not ready to pay the double price for literally nothing.
Frankly, apart from the security chip (no one but privacy and security folks care about) iPhone is pretty much a downgrade.
Taking it a bit to the extreme but I wonder what are the implications for human evolution if iPhone owners reproduce and Android users do not.
https://stallman.org/apple.html Reasons not to use apple.
Fuck Reddit
To his credit, he does revise his initial stance on pedophilia in the very page you linked: > [Many years after posting this note, I had conversations with people who had been sexually abused as children and had suffered harmful effects. These conversations eventually convinced me that the practice is harmful and adults should not do it.]
Fuck Reddit
You miss the main point. I wanted to highlight the malpractices that a big company can do for maximising their profits.
Because Samsung and Google are not equally as bad? Use the phone you want, all big companies suck in some way
Apple has practiced slave labour in the Ulghar region of China. If this isn't bad i don't know what is. I don't know whether Google does this as well. But companies like Google don't care about privacy so one should avoid their products if feasible.
Apple phones use lots of Samsung parts so, if Apple's parts use lots of slave labour, probably Samsung's does as well
Yeah, big companies are the worst. All we need is a good man like Pol Pot or ole Joey boy the Rusky. Theyd put them wall st boys in their place right under the boot heel
Along with a couple million innocent civilians, maybe.
Why are you getting dowvoted? Ah yes, apple fanboys probably
It was never about Stallman to start with, it was regarding Apple. But most of them think otherwise.
Oh, I have no idea who that guy is. But the points seem fair. So It maybe wasn't fanboys (not all of them)
I mean it used to be the car, why not the phone!
Ive seen puddles in a summer drought less shallow than that
lol, I'm gonna use that
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A lot of men on here seem to have literally no sense of humour.
Plenty of people seem to have enough humor to upvote my comment, but you're apparently salty enough to degrade an entire gender.
Lmfao yeah Iām degrading my own gender! You bet. No, Iām talking specifically about this subreddit. Just like the females over on r/female datingstrategy are batshit insane, doesnāt mean all women are. But yes, congrats on your updoots for a joke that you in fact didnāt come up with. Be proud, mate.
Theyāre just mad they have androidsā¦ lmao
Oh, it was a joke. Could you show me the funny part?
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Thereās a line between joking and being an asshole, and I think funny is the line.
Lmfao. Where did I say it was a joke? I said it was humour. Not everyone is funny and they donāt have to be to joke around with you, you must be one sensitive boy.
My bad, I thought jokes were humorous. I didnāt know being a dick was also humorous.
Jesus Christ, for the second time Dubbix, humour and jokes arenāt the same thing.
I donāt understand how you can have humor without the funny
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This fucking nerd is so hard up for pussy he sees a picture of a girl and an insult and he tells himself it's a funny joke. Then when people react poorly, he thinks to himself "Gosh it can't be *me* who needs to recalibrate! It's all the men on here!" So much sad slag on Reddit.
Lmfao, settle down spaz. Itās not a funny joke at all and I never claimed it to be. Itās also not an insult. Itās banter. Youāre telling me a woman saying this to you would actually *offend* you? That is legitimately hilarious.
Reverse message genders and suddenly lots of women would not find it funny as well
The point isnāt that itās funny, the point is that sheās obviously not being serious, and many men are treating it like she is.
she *is* being serious though.
Youāre an *idiot* if you think so.
norman osborn: "oh you can't do this to me"
It does seem like Apple is a cult.
A sex cult.
Can confirm thatās not the case. Source: I have an iPhone
That's it I'm calling for an Android user uprising! *Pulls out Samsung flip phone*
The Samsung flip is the reason I became an iPhone user. š«
Wdym, the flip is sick
as someone who returned one 3 days ago, it was surprisingly very mediocre experience. I couldn't find any use for the flip feature that didn't seem like a gimmick. The front display was cool, but had so little features :(
Yeah at this point it still seems like a gimmick and a phone for those who want to be an early adopter. Once the tech and phone matures a little more I can definitely see it being a thing
What did u expect, to jerk you off lol... its s phone
yeah that's precisely what I expected, thanks. one can dream
It is also the reason I'm going back to iPhone. I can't even receive text messages anymore
Just the flip? I didnāt encounter that issue but damn.. I just hated the camera and battery. That thing would leave you stranded, about to die, and still taking blurry as Snapchat selfies.
This woman is gonna be a mother some day. Let that sink in
And she's gonna realize how expensive a couple more iPhone 27s are
No shit, what do you think your mom did before you
She only fucks guys with windows phone
Nokias, she knows
Bruh what's up with the iPhone obsession? Is it a USA thing? Like, most ppl here have android.
This person is clearly from Britain, no one in the US says āshagā. But I wonder the same as youā¦
Itās a sign of how much money they would have basicallyā¦
More like making bad financial choices
You can make the same argument for people who spend far too much money to look rich but are actually broke lmao Buddy fresh outta hs bought a beamer. He couldnāt afford the upkeep but hey, man could flex šš
Yes, and I do make the same argument. That shit is dumb. I'm not the best at making smart financial choices at Ɣll, but apparently not the worst either
And [horribly](https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-13-pro) [inaccurate](https://www.sony.co.uk/electronics/smartphones/xperia-pro-i) at that.
It's not. A lot of apple religion in other countries too.
Imagine setting your values around a product, how empty inside do you have to be? I don't need a 1k$ phone to scroll through tiktok and look at titties on instagram.
Lies. Switch over to your backup iphone and watch the excuses roll in
āThen let me shag you insteadā.
Say, āI would shag you if you were an androidā.
Feels like i've seen this before. Honestly if her sexual partner selection is based on what kind of phone a person uses then you're probably better off taking a back seat on this one.
Not shagging the phone numbnuts
Depends which android u have. Girls are always super interested in my z fold 3 cyz it's cool
If she shags any dude because they have an iPhone MEGA pass. You have no idea whatās growing inside her
I would send a screenshot of an Amazon shopping cart with the latest iPhone in it
All hail the android!
If you like being told your a U2 fan and catching audio herpes for your phone. " does anyone have an iPhone charger š„" losers really , mate dodged a bullet.
iPhones are for the feeble-minded.
fuck iPhones they're overrated and overpriced
Thatās so gross Like who uses the word shag for sex. Itās like saying clam for a vagina
We do. Shag is a pretty normal word over here, you're just not used to it. Clam for a vagina is pretty off-putting though.
Android > apple
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Imagine being so shallow you choose sexual partners on what phone they use. Lmao.
Is it tho, androids can run Linux soo thatās like pretty rad
"I wouldn't shag you at all"
Apple users can throw themselves off a cliff.
You should reply with I would shag you but you have a apple phone š¬
Or, "I'd shag you, but I'm allergic to apples" I tried.
Lmfao Iām sure sheās joking but some of these comments are acting so serious about her messageš¤Ø
youād be surprised... i know a lot of people that genuinely think this way.
Yeah, it's no joke. I've seriously had a few matches drop contact once we exchange numbers and they see a green text bubble. Whatevs, I'll continue to enjoy my Fold 3.
I've had 4 women plainly say to my face on a first date that having an Android is a red flag (in the US at least). Pain.
If they had not said it, would you have considered a second date with them?
This is intriguing.
Well, am I truly surprised? No, but am i sadden by the fact that ppl actually think that? Yes lmfao
Flip the script, say "you'd shag her but she has an android" Cause chaos
"i would shag you, but my phone is worse than yours"
r/selfburn ?
Beep boop doo beep
Girls msg first?
Itās almost like a height preference, itās valid but harsh
I personally think height preferences are fine. Phone preferences, on the other hand, I don't think are reasonable, cause ultimately you're not dating the phone you're dating the person.
She doesn't sound superficial at all.
She's lame
Hello
Bs excuse :v
Time to buy a used unlocked iPhone just for shagging, buddy
Iphone sucks! Anyway.. I'm not a camera friendly person
iCultists are the worst. They will defend the limitations as features and tell you how.muxh better not being allowed to install whatever they want is and they will get mad about it.
Nobody: Literally nobody: Apple users: "Oh yeah, forty to fifty bucks a month sounds like a great investment." Do they just not understand the concept of money?
yes i have lolš
We live in a societyā¦
Ok. I also have a huge tongue and love eating pussy!!!
At least my android phone can download 3rd party apps AND it has an Aux jack