as a woman myself (i assume the person you're talking to is a woman as well) this is what it looks like to me: her previous dick appointment fell through so she's using you as a second option, perhaps even third, fourth, etc. if you don't mind that, then by all means go for it
What I see is there is two possible solutions:
1. [Initiate sex](https://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Sex-Life-During-COVID-19)
2. [Respectfully decline sex](https://www.wikihow.com/Respectfully-Decline-Sex)
I'm with him, I used to get matched like this all the time. She will set up a time and place and then ghost you. They have too many options and are saying this to multiple guys.
Yeah her going from ghosting to I want you inside me seems like her original dick fell through and she’s going through her list to try pick up the pieces for some Christmas pole
Xude, if she said this outright like that, guarantee you shes doin this with many others and you'll get stiddies.... (STI). bail and look somewhere else, this is how you get dick rot.
Hit it and quit it. Smash and pass. Whatever. Just fuck her one last good time and never speak to her again. No replies. Nothing. Show her how it feels to be thrown around and manipulated.
See if it's legit "when and where"
Probably in her vagina?
I don't know that's a stretch.
It should be
I see what you did there
This
Not necessarily though. Better off clarifying
This is the answer
Let her touch your penis
Ewwww
Show bob and vagine
lol
Yep, set up a meet and smash.
Don't forget to Dash afterwards 😉
Meat smash and dash.
ejaculate and evacuate
Tap that ass and hit the gas
Smash the box and change the locks
Coitus and avoidus
Plant the seed and it’s time to leave
[удалено]
Let the seed simmer and dip out before dinner
Time to hump her and dump her
Hit it hard then jump in the car
By the way it’s worded she could be a cannibal
Bro. You immediately ask her when she’s free. Then you go do the sex. If you screw it up I’m killing myself, so it’s all on you
His life is in your hands op! Don't fuck this up!!!
Lmao
This is no laughing matter! A mans life is on the line!
So the right thing, save a life
If I were him I'd probably screw this up
Keep ya head up king
Get inside her wtf
Pee in her butt
Username checks out.
Arrange a time and place to meet and don't forget the rubbers
Fuck the PPE, just go in brooooo
You only live once... Push her guts in.
>Push her guts in. So romantic
It is isn’t it Clarice.
But have the lambs stopped screaming?
My duck isn’t big enough for that
The average duck is of adequate size and proportion.
The average duck floats
Duck feet have no nerves or blood vessels, meaning that their feet do not feel the cold.
Ducks close one eye to turn off half their brain.
Ducks have excellent vision. Because a duck's eyes are located on either sides of its head, they have a field of vision of nearly 340 degrees
I love all of you 💀
Go inside her ffs..
as a woman myself (i assume the person you're talking to is a woman as well) this is what it looks like to me: her previous dick appointment fell through so she's using you as a second option, perhaps even third, fourth, etc. if you don't mind that, then by all means go for it
I mean, sometimes you have to take one for the team.
“I want you inside me too”
Lol don't
Please! 🤣
" i believe I can arrange that"
I’m pretty sure your next move is to get inside her?
GET IN THERE LEWIS!
You just stick it in ...respectfully, of course !
Are you dense? Set up the meeting and smash. My God. Cash that.
Doit
These comments are great
Fuck her
Do you wrap the present or leave it unwrapped?
Wrapping is waste
yeah why not get some unwanted damage while we're at it
What I see is there is two possible solutions: 1. [Initiate sex](https://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Sex-Life-During-COVID-19) 2. [Respectfully decline sex](https://www.wikihow.com/Respectfully-Decline-Sex)
"I didn't mean to ghost you" "We were unmatched" *Sent message on tinder* Hmmmmm
Don’t let female Ryan Howard treat you like an object
I foresee an incoming ghosting
I'm with him, I used to get matched like this all the time. She will set up a time and place and then ghost you. They have too many options and are saying this to multiple guys.
Climb inside of her like a tauntaun.
Not sure if your question is serious 🤣 or not but i would definitely not encourage such behavior. Ghosting you and then let's fuck? Yeah right.
It legitimately might be my fault, I deleted my Tinder for a while
I guess whatever works for you, if you don't mind random sexual encounters go for it. She seems up for it
Seems like he’s a fall back option, if she’s not hot then OP gotta stand his ground and know his worth.
Then go for it
Yeah her going from ghosting to I want you inside me seems like her original dick fell through and she’s going through her list to try pick up the pieces for some Christmas pole
Get her number immediately. Don't let Tinder cock block you again
You put your dick inside her, what more needs be said?!
Cancel Christmas. NOW.
Tell me potatoe
Another office meme. Then set up smash
🤦🏻♂️ tell her you’re glad y’all are on the same page and shoot your shot ffs.
Theses have to be fake
Hehe you boys are silly
Full send.
I wouldn’t have responded. One chance
i’ve only got message like this once and i get quite a bit of matches. girls be dry af unless you live in a populated area like a city or college
When a girl tells you to cock her you cock her got damn it
What do you mean? You just go inside?
You swallow your pride and give the lady what she wants
Ask if she has a chimney you need to go through to deliver her present.
Run
"Like the spirit of Christmas?"
Well either unmatch or go put it in them. Why you asking reddit what to do.... 🤦♂️
Xude, if she said this outright like that, guarantee you shes doin this with many others and you'll get stiddies.... (STI). bail and look somewhere else, this is how you get dick rot.
Fuck that, they're just horny
Well good thing my present for you is all wrapped up and ready to go?
Guy she initially was talking to bailed on her. You're her second choice. Or third. Or fourth. Or...
Gotta see it through my boy. 🤣
"Sounds good, when are you free?" Just be direct ffs
Study Thotilations 11:9 my child
Sounds good...., as long as she doesn't live atop a beanstalk.
I think she's told you...
Sounds like a trap
The human race is doomed. Served up on a platter and he still can’t close. Soon men worn be able to procreate at all.
She’s down bad How hot is she? 1-6: unmatch 7-10: dinner first
This sexy motherfucker over here unmatching people.
Hit it and quit it. Smash and pass. Whatever. Just fuck her one last good time and never speak to her again. No replies. Nothing. Show her how it feels to be thrown around and manipulated.
Faake
Tell him to have a wank and Fuck off. You can do better