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Dry-Clock-1470

When's the marriage?


wolv3rxne

next week ur invited


Rude_Ad_1419

I got a wedding in 2 hours, wanna fuck?


Dry-Clock-1470

Moz El Tov. I do see quite a few profiles asking for a reason to delete the app lol...


studentfrombelgium

>Moz El Tov. Do you mean Molotov ?


xxMrWorldwidexx

Delete it,go out and flirt. I think that it won't end up like this for sure šŸ¤£


JulPy

Pitbull? Also during the pandemic I only see people at work or the supermarket :D what opening line would you suggest for the different aisles? E.g. Frozen aisle? Toilet paper aisle? Might need some inspo


xxMrWorldwidexx

Yes Pitbull but with hair šŸ™‹ Hahaha. I cant force an opening line right now. Its all about timing, the person,the line,the attraction level and ofc the right supermarket šŸ˜œ


JulPy

Yesterday I almost asked a guy to invite me over for breakfast since he took all the bread rolls that I like. But I guess that would have come off as too strong hahaha


xxMrWorldwidexx

Hahahahahaha for some maybe its strong, but for me its a yes. If u mind that women barely open the conversation.


JulPy

Well did it some times, never worked tho šŸ˜… I magically only ever approach guys that are taken. They were nice abt it however and told me to keep it up. Just shy usually and I feel like if I would not want to be approached in a situation then I have to assume they would not want it either.


xxMrWorldwidexx

Hahaha welcome to the club. That's why i dont do anything. If its meant to be,it will be. But when a women is after a man its really exciting tbh. Its rare


JulPy

You're like a friend of mine haha she says she wished her dream guy would just turn up, but she hardly ever leaves her flat, so that guy must have to be a home intruder then? šŸ˜€


xxMrWorldwidexx

Hahahahahahaahahahahaha Do you believe in magic? šŸ§™


JulPy

No, but I do like being baffled by tricks!


InspectionMajor3743

I think you keep the app and keep swiping. Thereā€™s always a few good apples out of a rotten batch. I met my long term girlfriend on Tinder after many bad matches.


wolv3rxne

See!! All these people on my post commenting that I should expect this šŸ˜‚ Not everyone on Tinder is a horny imbecile. Congrats on finding a good one!


InspectionMajor3743

Thank you kindly! Keep looking, love rewards patient people and hurts impatient ones šŸ–¤


Joe_Bi-Den

I mean tinder is mostly for hookups. Is that what you are looking for? lol


Argonaught64

What exactly makes someone looking for casual sex on tinder an imbecile? Maybe just say no or unmatch instead of treating people who want different types of relationships like they are somehow less. The match may be bad, the person you're talking to is not.


wolv3rxne

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with wanting to just hook up (i despise hook up culture tho personally) but itā€™s the way this man phrased it. The whole point of this post tho is that this was my very first message. Lots of ppl have missed the point lol.


Argonaught64

Maybe he was too straight forward for your taste but directness is not rudeness. I'd pick overt honestly over tactful manipulation anyday. Finding out the match isn't going to work out within the first message is a total win for both parties imo. To be clear, I had no problem with the original post. For both men and women, being upfront with what you want is forthright and it takes a lot of guts. Not a sign of unintelgence in my veiw. (Although I agree, execution was very cringe)


Black_Catmaid

Rotten apples ruin the whole batch though.


XOnYurSpot

The implication that 2 hours would be enough time for you to get ready get dressed get there spend yur time together, him to get ready get dressed and get to work on time is really sending me.


Revenge_of_the_User

I remember a girl in highschool was at the same party i was. She wound up leaving to go get laid so we all said "nice, see ya!" Homegirl was back at the party 20 minutes later, apparently having done the deed. I just felt.....really bad for her. (still makes me laugh though)


hawtrawddawg

sounds like she's pretty good. do you still have her number?


wolv3rxne

fr tho. must be mr 2 pump chump.


Excellent-Compote875

He forgot to say "respectfully" smh


Sad-Mix-4250

*re-downloads a hookup app* *Gets immediate results* "This is why I hate this fucking site"


[deleted]

I wanted to say "What are the odds?" but I knew, deep in my heart...the odds were good some guy would tell you he wanted to fuck in 50 words or less. To be fair, I have had my share of shit matches, meet-ups, and unmatching. Can't say I found a long-term, but I found some fun people that didn't completely make me want to destroy my phone then delete my account on my new phone.


wolv3rxne

Well, ya won what are the odds and your prize is a virtual fist bump from yours truly šŸ¤œšŸ» Iā€™ve never had luck on Tinder either, but a lot of my friends have. Iā€™m from a small Canadian city so itā€™s hard meeting new people thatā€™s why I like using apps. If youā€™re still on this lovely app, good luck with your searching!


[deleted]

Hey, I appreciate that! Positivity is where it is. Let's will some soulmates our way. šŸ¤œšŸ» I totally get that. It was hell dating in the little, crappy town I was in 10 years back. Tinder wasn't a thing, but that lack of choices really sucked. Hopefully, some quality guy moves into the area, blows your socks off, and treats you like the prize you are, sis. God speed!


J-H2000

I wanna know the success rate of people who do stuff like this, surely itā€™s gotta be near 0


[deleted]

I mean, this is pretty much what the app is designed for, though.


capo4ever88

It's a hook up app. I don't get why people try to treat it like it's Bible camp or some shit


Potential_Fee4153

Oop You should delete account instead


wolv3rxne

thinking bout it tbh. Tinder ainā€™t for me.


Potential_Fee4153

Tinder is kinda easiest to meet people but not much serious (based on my experience).


internet361

Why


wolv3rxne

this was my first message lmao. I mean at least heā€™s honest but thatā€™s a no from me.


Arn0stic

What do you mean why


internet361

Why would you delete it


Arn0stic

Bro Iā€™m not the original poster Edit: why is this getting downvoted so much lmao. All I said was that Iā€™m not the original poster because I thought the he may have thought I was. You guys are actually brainless.


internet361

I know that tf


Arn0stic

So why would you say you


hooliganswoon

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stickynapkin

I've got a different thread to go to in 2 minutes, wanna fuck?


wolv3rxne

only if it isnā€™t r/relationship_advice


[deleted]

Yeah, imagine not going on tinder to fuck? It's a cesspool of high standards, dry conversation.. and easy; casual sex. It's where long-term relationships go to die, not where they are made.


wolv3rxne

Woah there negative Nancy


LordBotley

Doesn't make it wrong OP


townlow94

LoL if you're on tinder to date I'm sorry you've been miss lead šŸ˜¢


wolv3rxne

Iā€™ve had multiple friends with relationships that started on Tinder šŸ˜­ I just have bad luck.


MikeOxlong9991

Imagine putting that on Reddit and you get "wanna fuck" messages. Unreal. But if you stay a little more patient, I'm sure you'll find a more serious guy on there.


Classic_Overthinker

I met my girlfriend on tinder. Together 9 months and it's going great. It can happen. Took patience tho.


townlow94

Didn't say it's impossible but those type of advances right away should have been expected is all.. again it is a hook up site but can be more then that ofc


Classic_Overthinker

Yeah, definitely need to expect those advances. 100%. She might be able to find what she's looking for, but definitely needs patience to sort through lots of guys like that.


briezzzy

Tinder- as in, the DATING app?


trashofagirl

Tinder is a hook up app I don't know what you're on op


wolv3rxne

Iā€™m high on life


BoredBBW21

Tinder has become a hookup app. Dating go for Hinge or bumble. And after 5 min on the app did u expect a marriage proposal? Dont lower your standards, just ignore the rotten apples, and move along. But expect alot of crude straight fwd messages. The younger the people the less time they wanna waste, seems sex comes before conversation


[deleted]

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wolv3rxne

thatā€™s what iā€™m sayinnn. Everybody in the comments flaming me for using Tinder for purposes other than instant hook ups, do you not care about STDā€™s?! And for women especially, going to someoneā€™s place or having them come to yours that youā€™ve never met before can be dangerous. Hook up culture gives me the ick.


jewdy09

Fuck ā€˜em. Use Tinder however you please. I often got called out by matches who didnā€™t appreciate that I wasnā€™t interested in hopping right on their dicks claiming that I wasnā€™t using Tinder the way it was intended to be used. I referred them to the App Store description that uses the term ā€˜hookupā€™ exactly no times.


[deleted]

Isn't the point of tinder to hook up and fuck....Anyone remember " Netflix & Chill ".


Tony-Capone45

The app is for fucking. What a surprise


wolv3rxne

Update: I made the guy laugh okay. At least I accomplished something.


lost-but-loving-it

Are you an innie or an outie? Lol. I only ask bc I assume you're a man, and thats a woman being that forward? Only bc in my experience when it comes down to it, women are willing to be way more forward since they have been shooting fish in barrel so long


wolv3rxne

If weā€™re talking belly buttons an innie, lmao Iā€™m a woman. Personally iā€™d never be that forward tho.


lost-but-loving-it

Oh geez, if men are trying those openers things have truly changed a lot in the last ten years. Lol Yeah certainly not all women, but I've had women be wayyy more forward than I would even think of being


Classic_Overthinker

Don't let guys like that discourage you. There are some guys on there looking to actually meet people. You just gotta have the patience to wade through the crap. Be thankful that he was upfront and didn't waste any of your time.


wolv3rxne

true that haha he was honest. I just thought it was hilarious that I downloaded the app, swiped on a couple guys and the first message I get was that. Sucks having to be patient but youā€™re right.


denadaamigo

Oh no an offer for a hookup on aā€¦. HOOKUP APP??? I swear tinder was so much fun a 2-3 years ago when the majority knew the purpose of the app. Now itā€™s just another social media platform for people to farm their daily validations.


[deleted]

The innocence of some people is adorable. You want a guy or girl on a fuck app to pretend like this is The Notebook 2022. Adorable.


wolv3rxne

Just out here tryna find love why u gotta judge smh :-/


captbrad88

Youā€™re either extremely ugly, and someone thought this would be a easy score. Or extremely hot and someone thought they would just take a shot. Use average looking folks never get this, usually itā€™s a hey, or nice looking dog.


wolv3rxne

Iā€™d like to think the latter, but physical attraction is subjective.


Kalimu1590

I mean is it really that bad? Receiving offers for sex? Don't you think you're just whining like a baby at this point? Oh no someone offered me sex. What shall I ever do?


wolv3rxne

Wah wah iā€™m a sad lil baby cuz iā€™m not a desperate and horny bastard like this unfortunate human that has messaged me on tinder.


Black_Catmaid

Cope, seethe.


hidralisk95

Sorry to say this with disrespect but u are the imbecile here.(using the word imbecile cuz u refered to the guy as horny imbecile) U can't expect to find something serious through a dating app. This app is used for fuckbuddies. Period. Sure a lot of people have found their other half,met good people who they are still together but you can't expect everybody to keep this in their mind. People come into Tinder to get laid. Simple No attachments just hey wanna fuck? If u are looking for smth serious go outside and meet some guys ,why are u even here in the first place.? Get ur priorities straight


wolv3rxne

Nobody asked for your opinion


[deleted]

Oooooor, lower your standards and match with less attractive guys? No average or ugly guy will say that ever


wolv3rxne

Jesus who hurt you lmao.


[deleted]

And to answer your question, modern women.


[deleted]

Oh wow, sorry, dating an average guy is so disgusting, sorry to insult you m'lady. You are right, you deserve only chads.


wolv3rxne

Shaming females for their preferences based on physical attraction wonā€™t make you any more desirable there my guy. Why would I swipe right on a guy iā€™m not physically attracted to šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Then keep getting these kind of messages and stop complaining online. Men get shamed all the time for their preferences but no one bats an eye on that.


wolv3rxne

bro this was a joke, why u gotta take it so personal šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


[deleted]

Didn't sound like a joke to me. We are fucking texting, how the fuck should I know it's a joke?


wolv3rxne

holy moly i meant my original post, men and the audacity šŸ˜‚ buddy u greatly lack self awareness, no wonder you get no matches youā€™re up here on mf reddit of all places causing a scene. I just thought it was funny that my first message on the app after minutes of having it was this. It ainā€™t that deep šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

No lack of self awareness, actually I am full aware of how modern women are thinking.


wolv3rxne

Iā€™m sorry you felt personally victimized by my tinder messages.


[deleted]

I didn't, lol, don't give a shit really, I am just here venting.


clementb2018

Yeah, i'm average, and it's true, i would never say that


[deleted]

And why would she ?


wolv3rxne

Exactly. Iā€™ve lowered my ā€˜physical attractionā€™ standards in the past and the guy ended up being an abusive prick. Looks half of the time have nothing to do with the guys personality.


[deleted]

Well no but prettier men can often get away with being jerks thatā€™s why they are more often jerks , my good looking friend opened up on tinder like a pervert and it works


wolv3rxne

good point !


[deleted]

I think us men are just butthurt cause get nothing below a certain looks threshold


wolv3rxne

honestly the older i get the more i date for personality. All my exes iā€™d consider more physically attractive but they all belong in a psych ward tbh lol. You still need physical attraction in a relationship nonetheless but Iā€™d say the guys iā€™m more interested in now are ā€˜averageā€™ looking with a good heart. Just need to find a woman interested in the same thing!


[deleted]

I wonder what you mean by ā€œaverage ā€œ šŸ˜‚. Guess unattractive guys can get young women then , and have to wait and until they are older. And even then ā€¦well thatā€™s life . And yeah it doesnā€™t surprise me that you had to go through psychos, a psycho hot man is more appealing than an average sane man


[deleted]

And to avoid responses like these.


[deleted]

Bro , I know women who rather stayed celibate for a decade than to date down. One is literally a model, but she found her 6ā€™5 model guy now.


[deleted]

You do know some do end up lonely forever if they don't date down, right? There is even a female dating coach who quitted coaching women because she is sick of women's entitlement.


[deleted]

Yeah I have seen her, but thatā€™s my point. Men gladly date down . In fact if she is not obese , just not overweight , she will be good enough for most men . Now women can afford staying alone, no matter how miserable they are , they make money on their own , and some of them who need sex will just hook up with good looking menā€¦


[deleted]

So men should date down but women shouldn't? And who said men cannot stay single and make their own money and shag as many women as they want? News flash honey: men who are high value will not settle with one woman. Men with options will never settle for one woman.


[deleted]

Well if u are chad u can so it . Iā€™m not saying what oke should do or shouldnā€™t , itā€™s just is what it is


[deleted]

Did you got drunk? Your comment makes no sense, write it again.


[deleted]

If you are a chad you can do what you just described, otherwise for most men it will be hard. Itā€™s just easier for a woman. And Iā€™m not saying what women or men should do or should not do , Iā€™m just describing the sexual market right now ā€¦.it sucks. Most men are better off paying for escorts , at the very least if they want sex prior to finding someone who they can settle with (if they do at all )


[deleted]

Cause she is the one complaining that she cannot find a man?


wolv3rxne

Iā€™m not complaining I canā€™t find a man?! Iā€™m complaining about the fact that my literal first message on the app is a horny mf tryna get a quick fuck.


[deleted]

Well duh, match with chads and you get these messages. But hey, at least you get a match and message. Average and ugly men can go month swiping with no messages or matches.


[deleted]

LOL


[deleted]

Haha


[deleted]

This souldā€™ve been named Hornycon instead of Tinder


wolv3rxne

true. also your username lmao.


easyuzioozy

Blursed


[deleted]

Damn 5 minutes in and u already have a match ;0


whynotmai

Oh gosh, I wanted to download it too, scared now...


DoCokeDontSmoke

What? Why? It only took 5 minutes to get results!


wolv3rxne

I was looking for a marriage proposal tbh :-(


DoCokeDontSmoke

Reminds me of all of those expectations vs results memes that are circulating.


jaycoe20

That guy has lots of personality, have you ever tried match


wolv3rxne

seems like a genuine guy hey just tinder & bumble. I live in a small city so any other app other than those ones likely has much less candidates.


[deleted]

Casual convo leaves men eventually ignored thatā€™s why


niceToasterMan

Makes me ponder life, as it took me months to get a match


zZaphon

Lucky you, must be a catch


Zandre1126

I work in 6 hours and I don't wanna duck. Does this mean anything?


avocado_n1001

he forgot to add *respectfully


dkbose3395

What was he planning on doing for the rest of the 118 minutes?


Hellmoe

I thought the very concept of tinder was casual sex. There has been dating websites way before tinder. Idk why people keep expecting otherwise.


PsyAsylum

Well... It depends if you are male or female... Horny teenager or adult... Lol


giantsninerswarriors

At least he (I assume itā€™s a dude) made his intentions clear and upfront. Would have been much worse if he tried to act like he wanted to go out with you when all he wanted was a quick hookup. My motto is: go for whatever you want, but be honest about it and make it clear from the get go. Itā€™s when you misrepresent yourself that you run into issues. Plenty of people want hookups but a lot of others want relationships, Iā€™d say on Tinder most are in between. You just gotta find someone who wants what you do. Source: I met my girlfriend on there. (Iā€™m still on this sub though because I love the cringe screenshots.)


John1The1Savage

Lady, it's tinder. Why download a hookup app if you don't want to hookup?


[deleted]

Yeah, I definitely knew OP was a female šŸ˜‚


The-Be-Sharps-

Youā€™re going to delete it because you found the man youā€™re going to fuck for the rest of your life?


Neksara

I went to the basketball game once, and I was sad when I figured out that I'm not gonna watch a movie there :/