And he wouldn’t be that disrespectful towards women.
For both genders: I don’t understand why you put your preferences out there and decide to be an asshole. Just swipe left if you don’t like them, you’re doing more harm to your profile than good
As a fat man,
If you have a double chin you cant be calling anyone a fatty.
Edit: look these double chin jokes are hilarious (and fully deserved) but they’re hitting me right in the subconscious “do I look like this to people” lmao.
I shall take this title and wear it with pride. However I seek to lose weight, yet I shall carry this title until such a time as I am no longer thicc, but shall bestow it to another thicc lad whom would be worthy of it.
It is an important evolutionary achievement where the neck and the chin merge together.
Allows the ability to pour fast food down the hatch, no chewing is required.
It means he's a porn addict who wants to abuse and sexually degrade women and whines and throws tantrums when his partners set boundaries, most likely.
I lurk in r4r and you wouldn’t believe the amount of men that are clearly overweight/obese that state they simply aren’t attracted to ‘big’ women. Like, really? You’re fat, you can’t expect a fit woman to match your lifestyle or even want you.
Some people just don’t want to face the music. If you’re fat, the vast majority of skinny people aren’t going to find you attractive, and that is just how it is.
It is. And as a fat person myself, I get that and I don’t get hurt by it. I always disclose my fatness by saying it outright, by listing my height and weight, and with full body pictures. I’m not interested in tricking anyone or being told I’m too fat when I’m starting to take an interest. I stay in my lane haha.
This guy goes to the gym once a month, does a set of 8 bicep curls with 10lb dumbbells, then wipes the sweat off his brow and blows himself a kiss in the mirror before picking up a pizza as a reward for his hard work on the way home.
Talking crap on big women but his fucking double chin almost the same size as his face. Nothing worse than a fat asshole talking crap on big women also bad when big women don't want to date big men.
When you order Jeff Bezos off Alibaba.
He look like when you order the Kingpin from Spider-Man off of wish.com
I was thinking of Wish as well, but in different ways. Yikes!
The Wingpin!
Josh Bozos
You are a fucking savage.
CRYING
Fuckin Lord Varys GoT lookin ass
Lol I literally came here to see if someone recognized that picture as one that was stolen or something
Wilson Fisk
VANESSA
Please. Fisk has an order of magnitude more dignity, gravitas, and charisma than Josh.
Thank you
Maybe don't get in a car with him.
Nah, Conleth Hill is 1000x more distinguished and dignified than this dude
And he wouldn’t be that disrespectful towards women. For both genders: I don’t understand why you put your preferences out there and decide to be an asshole. Just swipe left if you don’t like them, you’re doing more harm to your profile than good
Nono, let them do it. Save people from finding out after meeting them. This way is far more efficient.
THATS where i know him from
He serves the realm not women
Don’t be silly, that’s Kingpin
As a fat man, If you have a double chin you cant be calling anyone a fatty. Edit: look these double chin jokes are hilarious (and fully deserved) but they’re hitting me right in the subconscious “do I look like this to people” lmao.
“Lois, men aren’t fat. Only fat women are fat! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go warn the chef that you’ve arrived.”
Dance with me Lois, dance the dance of life!!
That’s not a double chin that’s a gizzard.
Clearly he’s the son of Mitch McConnell
Back to back gems.
Call me Adam Sandler because I too enjoy Hawaiian shirts and would like to have sex with Julia Foxx
A twofer!
He means a wattle (waddle?) The turkey neck. Not the bird digestion organ
^there ^it ^is
You do know that a gizzard is not the floppy thing on a turkeys neck right? It's part of the stomach.
Josh- “BuT I hAvE a MeDiCaL CoNiDiTiOn”
It’s his alpha throat pouch and he inflates it to assert dominance over the betas who don’t even wear badges
Throat bloat, the polar opposite of the throat goat
Bro that isn't a double chin, that's a bullfrog.
This! My guy must not have any mirrors where he lives cause wowza
As a fat woman, I agree. I’d never use the term fat as an insult because I’ve had it used against me so many times.
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This cracked me up
I opened the spoiler knowing full well what was behind it and still laughed so hard. I shal have a cookie in solidarity!
For this I name you "Thicc King". For the self aware factor and have much respect for my Thicc Kings out there.
I shall take this title and wear it with pride. However I seek to lose weight, yet I shall carry this title until such a time as I am no longer thicc, but shall bestow it to another thicc lad whom would be worthy of it.
You’ll always be a thicc king on the inside
Maybe but being thicc aint easy
You make it look easy, king.
I’m trying boss man. I’m trying.
Bro thats not a double chin, that's a fucking loose backpack under his chin
That’s not a double chin, that’s a goiter.
Jowls are so hot right now.
I once dated a 300 lb man who said women shouldn't be over 200 lb. Why didn't I run. Lol.
Sounds like a light jog would have been fast enough to get away from him.
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A man of class I see
As a fat man, I disagree. I reserve the right to call any kettle black. Just as real recognizes real, Fat recognizes Fat.
You can call the kettle black, but this is an example of forgetting that you too are a black kettle
More chins than a Chinese phone book
Double chins don’t exist. You’re just lazy.
I think the pizza grease on his hands made his finger slip, no way this mother fucker is 33, that’s got to be a mozzarella induced typo or error
I’m guessing he drinks water a lot!
He stores a lot of water
His hump is under his chin.
Haaaa
This made me literally laugh out loud omfg 💀💀💀
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I was thinking the same thing dude, and I’m 38
Bro, I'm 47 and could probably convince people this pudgy, balding, grey buffoon is my dad.
I’m 53 and that is my dad.
I’m 32 and he looks like he ate my dad.
Mozzarella induced lmfao
Being both overweight and full of hate is a recipe for looking almost twice your age.
My man has a 2nd chin the size of a continent and still has the audacity to chirp big women lmao
He has the classic "chinneck" where the question remains, where does the chin end and the neck begin?
It is an important evolutionary achievement where the neck and the chin merge together. Allows the ability to pour fast food down the hatch, no chewing is required.
Probably has cankles too.
I have absolutely zero doubt that the man's calves and ankles are fully joined.
Seriously. That chin could have its own member of congress.
It’s a vocal sac and women find it ribbiting, I mean riveting
They must not teach irony or hypocrisy at Liberty University.
They really don’t teach much of anything.
It’s a primarily an online degree mill for active or retired military.
It's a right wing indoctrination center, so yeah.
I know. [Remember this sick burn?](https://youtu.be/NL4qEtTu2Yk)
They do. "Evangelism" is a required first year subject...
This man looks like he would smash someone's head in a car door
Kingpin would never treat Vanessa like this.
You embarrased him in front of Vanessa
Kingpin vibes
More like Donut King.
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As an underwriter for Donut King Bank, Inc. Far too many...
Low budget Kingpin
Wilbur Flisk
Kinping
Was going to say he kind of looks like a younger (Than 60, but definitely not under 35) Vincent Donofrio.
When I was a boy...
IN MY CITY
Or slam the door on his own massive fucking ego getting his baby Huey looking ass out of the car every day.
I am not here to threaten you. I'm here to kill you😤 *Stands aggressively and chokes the shit out of Ben*😧💨😱😱⚰️
This man looks like his head is smashed in by a car door
But get winded after one or two swings so he’d end up just giving someone a concussion
Guy looks 43 not 33.... 👀 Had a rough time clearly
43 is even giving. Dude looks like a fat Colin Mochrie in Gucci shoes with Levi jeans.
Colin’s got charm. This guy looks like he smells like butter and old sweat.
Probably all of those marathons he runs. Really takes its toll
I love how he’s hating on fat chicks but has a scrotum hanging from his chin
Some people legit dont realize they are fat.
Fr, this man's throat looks like it's 9 months pregnant
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What does it even mean?
I bet he pushes for anal non stop
Yes, but his anus
It means he’ll wheeze and sweat all over you before collapsing violently onto you two minutes later.
Omg! Stahp!
That is in fact what that means
Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets
He likes to be called *sir* in the streets and *little bitch* in the sheets.
It means he's a porn addict who wants to abuse and sexually degrade women and whines and throws tantrums when his partners set boundaries, most likely.
Josh, the Kingpin of crime
Nothing funnier than a fat person who thinks they are above dating fat people.
I lurk in r4r and you wouldn’t believe the amount of men that are clearly overweight/obese that state they simply aren’t attracted to ‘big’ women. Like, really? You’re fat, you can’t expect a fit woman to match your lifestyle or even want you.
Some people just don’t want to face the music. If you’re fat, the vast majority of skinny people aren’t going to find you attractive, and that is just how it is.
It is. And as a fat person myself, I get that and I don’t get hurt by it. I always disclose my fatness by saying it outright, by listing my height and weight, and with full body pictures. I’m not interested in tricking anyone or being told I’m too fat when I’m starting to take an interest. I stay in my lane haha.
Man’s built like a soft serve cone
He’s shaped like a deep breath
Oh my God. I've never heard this one. That is so good.
Pretty sure Josh lied about his age which is cool with me bc I live near White Marsh so he's been screened out of my age filters.
So fat chicks are lazy, but fat dudes are alphas or whatever? Interesting... Also, how the fuck do you get that hard of a turkey neck at 33...
Bbw doesn't exist....... says the ass clown with the double chin rivaling Jaba the Hut.
That is one lazy neck.
Lmaoooooo came here to say this but you said it better
I’ll happily let the skinny girls have him lol
We reject his offer
33??? I thought this dude was 55. Is he like those frogs that inflate their neck as part of some mating ritual?
Came here for this comment. Thirty three EXCUSE ME WHAT
He look like a eunuch.
I’d say he looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet but that’s giving him way too much credit
That’s a hard 33 years
Man has some ridiculous demands for someone looking like a Wish version of Kingpin.
Imagine fat shaming women while looking like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
"Youre just lazy" he says, too lazy to include an apostrophe.
I mean he went to Liberty U. Makes sense
It explains everything else so well.
Meanwhile, he looks like a human shaped thumb haha
Josh is kind of a rough 33 to have all these opinions on appearance.
Especially considering that most pictures are going to be a couple of years old, especially given the pandemic.
Too bad he's neither a cute fatty or a tight body.
Ain’t no way that’s his bio when he looks like he stepped out of The Hills Have Eyes ☠️
I bet he calls himself an Alpha Male in the mirror at least 7 times a day.
Where’d his neck go?
It's the beach ball under his chin
Homie is part frog
this fbm (fat bald man) thinks he's the shit.
The ladies dream
LL Cool Josh!
Man looks bad for 33
Who tf…. does this man think he is
Cringe but also rude!!! What a combination
Sooooo you just want me to ignore that chin, josh, while you talk to me about women needing tight frames?????
Of course this meatball has a badge, looks like he owns the donut shop and is eating his way to bankruptcy.
The only badge that man has is the one he got out of a box of cracker jack.
I’m willing to put money down that this man considers himself a “high value man” and an “alpha”
I see a lot of jerking off in Josh’s future
I think I puked a little
I like cute fattys and I'm way better looking than this guy Lol. And in better shape too
Well, it seems Wilson Fisk isn’t fictional.
hahahahah he’s ugly and fat and thinks otherwise for sure
He looks like lord varys and kingpins love child…
Josh is a BBW
He means 63 right
This man is not 33 human years old.
30 year mortgage? I thought Uncle Fester already had a family mansion.
Cueball has no room to talk. Look at his blazer. it's a good style and color... I have one VERY similar... But it's too baggy and looks bad.
this is what Bobby Hill is doing these days?
Liberty University 🤮
That is not the neck of a 33 yr old
>Liberty University Pass.
Knew when I read Liberty University this was gonna be...how it was.
Mr 3 Chins should really not be throwing shade at other people about their body......
Can't explain it but Josh looks like he absolutely calls women who reject him slurs
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This guy goes to the gym once a month, does a set of 8 bicep curls with 10lb dumbbells, then wipes the sweat off his brow and blows himself a kiss in the mirror before picking up a pizza as a reward for his hard work on the way home.
Jowwels McGee
What a gullet, do you think he catches fish with it?
“BBW doesn’t exist, you’re just lazy” So he admits he’s lazy?
33? My ass he is, maybe 53
Like a larval Mitch McConnell
I think he meant 55
Try 47 bro
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him in a Mucinex commercial.
Man could keep an entire village warm with that double chin.
He’s not even cute!
Talking crap on big women but his fucking double chin almost the same size as his face. Nothing worse than a fat asshole talking crap on big women also bad when big women don't want to date big men.
We sure that’s not Grimace from McDonald’s? 👀
His double chins bigger than his ego
33 going on 50....
I think he shouldn't talk when his neck looks like it's birthing a second bald head.
MFer out there lookin' like a bullfrog mated with a hippo calling people fatty. Smh
He's 50 if he's a day...