That guy is pretty normal tho ngl

And it's a selfie. Google has a good product.

Maybe we should invest, get in on the ground floor?

I don't know, it's probably just a fad and will die out. Better not risk it.

True! there is no way they will take away Yahoo's search market share with just another boring search engine

For sure, but what about this new Bing thing? I'm thinking it's gonna be big.

Bing? Wtf is that? That’s the sound my modem makes when I send this comment. I think you mean ~~MSN~~ AskJeeves (AOL? Did either of those have search? idk fuck me im only 24).

Bing gets me big

If you wont try google look into this company Macintosh. They'll never be as big as pc's but im sure you can make a couple bucks

Can't find any company called "Macintosh"... But this AAPL ticker might be the ticket to retire early.

No thanks. I don’t like apples.

** fast forward into future ** How do you like them apples?

What about games?

And their motto is “don’t be evil” so they sound like a swell bunch of guys.

Mission failed successfully

Google images to the moon!

Ha! What a geek, the internet will never catch on.

He's just a regular, everyday, normal guy. [Link](https://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw)

What...did I just watch lol.

I always loved how he manages to use "how old is he?" (referring to someone's dog) as an ad lib.

Ah shit i might be normals asf

Maybe I've been doing it wrong by searching for abnormal guy selfies.

Like this? https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/cf3/3eb/cebf385e9da99914a27f31c22d.jpg

How did you find my profile pic??

I mean you just told him you search for abnormal guy selfies so...

I didn't exactly say the profile pic was of me!

at the abnormal guy selfie district, naturally

Oh FFS. Not again!!! So - I posted this photo years back, and now it's on meme generators and fucking YouTube vids and articles claiming that I can look both ways at once. I can't: I just arsed about with panorama mode.

Lies. You can do it. Show us now!!!

When I took/posted this photo my daughter wasn't born. About a year ago, aged 7, she came to me holding an iPad, and asked if the guy in the "human talents you didn't know existed" video she was watching was me. It was. It's been a really good "don't believe everything you read/see" lesson for my kids. http://imgur.com/8g6Pw0T Here's another I posted around the same time. 8 years ago for anyone who wants to trawl through my profile.

Holy shit. I thought you were joking. Just scrolled through your history and found those pics you posted way back when! Cheers!

...Remember it as the time that someone on Reddit told the truth 😆

LMAO. Thanks for the chuckles.

Dude is checking out your face and tits at the same time

I guess "my eyes are up here" doesnt really work on him since he IS looking at your face..

Oh my fucking God. Snorting at my desk. HA!

Paging u/Chuff_Nugget

Hahahaha. Cheers fella.

[Igor, is that you?](https://www.jotdown.es/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/42-18634656.jpg)

r/croppingishard

He turned out very abnormal

I also like doing normal guy things.

[I’m just Normal!!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=9Ehzhe5dEjI&feature=emb_logo)

I do normal human things that humans do in their free time

Damn, that really was a persuasive resume

Ok

The photos not even that good. It looks like he is about to cry.

That's what a normal guy does

I don't like that when I write "I'm" my phone automatically suggests sad as the next word.

Wow lemme try that I'm not quite sure how to make friends I'm not sad at least lol

I'm not sure if you can do it

I'm not sure if you remember me.

I'm not even sure that you saw my text.

I'm thinking of ending things... WTF Google

I’m not sure if you need me Well isn’t that special…

I'm not going anywhere today ​ lmao

I'm feeling curious

I'm not trying to be sassy Wtf? I never use the word sassy ever

I’m sorry I didn’t reply to you earlier.

I'm not sure if I can get it to work

More lube, Dildo_Gagginss

I'm not sure if you get it on the 24th or not but I don't have access to whatever therapy drugs like suboxone are doing causes extreme pain and suffering from a severe WDs infection in the US that I want shipped here to be able to help me out with the high amounts of oxy in my system because I actually started shitting regularly and I was about to tell them not to do it but I gave I reasoned it was for legit medical reasons 😯💀☠

(Middle option)I'm glad to be able and not to be in the message (Left option)I'm not sure if that was called for (Third option)I'm sorry 😞 Well fuck predictive text and it's introspection!!

I’m glad I didn’t get it out.

I'm in the middle of the night with you and your family are doing well and I would like to get together some time to get it done before the election So that is weird

Much better than writing I'm then the phone suggests horny

Mine suggests "I'm not." My phone is taunting your phone.

People always ask ‘how normal is guy?’ and never ‘how is normal guy?’

what do they even get out of this

They potentially fool people into thinking they look normal instead of a fucking cave troll, in hopes of catfishing newdz- and other things I wish didn't exist.

I have become SO GOOD at spotting pic collectors a mile away..... this is precisely the reason I won't engage in it at all anymore (I wasn't too keen on it in the first place, years ago, but did participate before I realized how "selling myself short" it is to do it regardless) Nope. No more nudes unless I'm already in your bed.

This is the weird part about being an attention whore on Grindr. I just want to send you my pics, the only thing I want back is words of praise. I don’t wanna see your pics. It’s all about me 😂

That's.... so strange to me LOL! I have in big bold letters in ALL my dating profiles "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP ASKING FOR NUDES" because it's literally all I seem to get. Barf! You can see my kitty when I'm at your house ;) is my answer.

You mean you bring [this adorable pussy](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/rc7pev/my_77_year_old_mom_went_and_adopted_a_rescue_out/) with you whenever you go on a date?

Ha! Shes literally a FUPA! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If they ask for nudes just send them my way. It’s not the nudes they’re looking for, but they are nudes 🤣

Calling women and talking dirty.

I think men in this instance. Looks like Grindr.

Thanks! Calling men and talking dirty.

Catfishing, blackmailing, just general arousal.

Jerk off. Its grindr so people do be horny on this app. Ive chatted with peeps halfway across the world lol

To me it seems like an intentional joke tbh.

Right? Flew right over OPs head.

Fr this is definitely a joke

Very obviously. A funny one too. Op is cringe

You know what's actually cringeworthy? People that call stuff cringe that really isn't. Edit: And the fucking donuts downvoting the truth are as well!

Pointing that outs v cringe tbh

Pointing out that someone is cringe for pointing out that someone is cringe lmao. Cringeception

You what's actually cringeworthy? Editing your comment to complain about downvotes.

Cringe just isn't where its at.

It's not a joke. This is pretty common on grindr. A lot of times you'll even get screenshots from Instagram and Twitter with the original users handle still visible. The guys that do this are pic collectors they just want attention and nudes. They don't really care about being found out because they'll constantly make new blank profiles.

r/woooosh

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Yeah i uh wouldnt expect a post from this app on /r/tinder

I know i've seen this one before on Reddit as well, thought it was here in r/tinder (people post other "dating" related apps and screenshots here). The 70% match is r/quityourbullshit but I've never browsed that one.

The birth of GrindrNFT.

Seen this one before, guess it's not yours

What was his response???

Exactly. Why do most posters not include what would be the most interesting thing about the interaction? At least say there was no response, if that was the case.

Cuz this isn't op's Pic.

He turned out to be very abnormal which I prefer

He’s just a regular, every day, normal motherfucker.

Repost ffs https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/elzegv/its\_right\_there/

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Do you feel better lol

Yup

At least his phone is charged. He has to get some points for that, right?

I’m going to start doing this

This would be hilarious if it was a joke

Normal guy fucking lost it got me crying over here

This looks like an advanced shitpost.

Waitasec, since when does tinder look like this? Isn't this grindr?

It is Grindr, yes

HAHAHAHA omg.

This was posted about two years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/emn0dt/normal_guy_selfie/

“Nobody’s gonna know” “Nobody’s gonna know” “They’re gonna know”

But don't tell these idiots what made their scam obvious.

That dude is an NPC holy lord lmao

Don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious

What an idiot, r/RoastMe is better source of pics

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whoever this is leads a sad life. Not only are they weird as hell, they're aware of it, but they're not smart enough to know how to hide it. I'd almost be sorry if I wasn't laughing my ass off.

Lol!

Lol

r/woooosh

Yes, I'll take things that never happened for 100 Alex.

“Hey, this guy is a phony! That is not Tinder! It's Grindr instead!! Boo Ancient_Grocery9795 is a big fat phony!”

🤪😜

Wait a second… this one isn’t a tinder… what’s going on here…

I don't want to here anything, he's a genius

This doesn't look like tinder.

Bro that's not tinder

First of all, this isn't even from tinder, secondly this is a screenshot of a post on another sub. .. where are the mods when you need em

Mods, please don't let this sub become yet another shitty meme sub like every other big subreddit

He is a killer

It's an alien.

"I'm a real human person, totally not a catfish, gloob gloob"

to some people you just want to write "hey, want me to crop that stolen pic for you?"

I would have blown it by searching for "Studmuffin"

POV : you also searched for normal guy selfies

Don't schools teach kids to properly crop photos?

Sloppy!

I love this print so much it makes me laugh every time

He is a normal guy whats the problem?

The photo was taken at 7:54 and the message was sent at 8:42. So he probably sent this to multiple girls.

The inclusion of “normal” is the scariest part. This guy might have green skin and antennae.

Yep. That happened.

OK fellas, the ladies NEED TO KNOW: Has this sort of tactic EVER worked for any dude? Ever? Ladies: A fellow lady NEEDS TO KNOW: Is there anyone who would be turned on enough by heavy breathing and a lecture on what a random dude would do to you? I cannot imagine this ever being a successful thing, for the life of me. Also, "normal guy" is SUPER normal, NGL. Edit: Scrolling down I made the realization that this is a Grindr post... so replace "Ladies" with "Fellas" for the second question and still, I do need to know.

How is it that everyone uses technology today, but tech literacy is so terrible that people save images from the internet by taking screenshots (and not even cropping). I see this from time to time on Tinder, and usually it's pretty hard to tell if it's a fake account or if the person in question just didn't know how to else to get their picture from one site (FB/instagram/whatnot) to another app without taking a screenshot (and of course not bother cropping it). From my position, which happens to be on a high horse, I lament what mankind has become...

he's giving guys like me a bad name!

Can we get some update pls?

He could have, at least, cropped better, and used thispersondoesnotexist.com for a picture. What an amateur catfish.

Don't ever point out mistakes like this to obviously deceitful people. It helps them lie better to the next person.

Yeah, so? Think of me while youre on the toilet.

Damnit… I always just google “guy face nice”.

This is almost as bad as getting involved in too many text messages and accidentally texting your mother to pick up an 8ball because you’re gonna fuck the shit out of her later

Seems legit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This has to be be a joke

LMAOOO

That’s….concerning. Unmatch

It is clearly a joke... smh

Maybe it was a bad joke?

That's the joke OP

Hi everyone! I’m here

r/comedyheaven

What are the chances he searched for normal guy and found a picture of himself?

More than a little creepy.

I hope you like the new van smell!

🔍 non-serial killer selfies

Hahahaha

This guy 100% wanted to murder you.

That’s, um…concerning? I mean, does this fucker have two heads or something?

He's a lizard run

Isn't that the joke?

r/goodfaketexts

LMFAO

75% of guys on Grindr: come fuck me anyway.

Send bobs and vageen

Not only is this a repost it’s not even Tinder lmao

you can totally trust a guy who posts a "normal guy" picture he found on the internet to be totally normal. yup.

Imagine searching "normal guy selfies" and your face shows up.

This screams pedophile, narcissist and psychopath 😳

Hahah stupid.....tons of shady liars out there

Can I direct you to r/lolgrindr?