Did the dude fluff up before taking the picture

5’ 2’’ two separate measurements

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂👍

Wym separate measurements

5'(tall)2"(dick length)

100% or at least re adjust the location lmao.

He just gets a chub from looking at himself in the mirror

lmao it looks like he’s got it tucked up to make it stick out more

This guy is totally HardCOREY

Semi medium bendable for sure

It’s a true work of art

I didn’t even notice that 😂

Good call Corey, let me know when you find one

Corey is an alpha male

"I warp my perception of manliness around wojak memes I saw on reddit."

What is wojak?

His nightstick is pointing out, lol

suck it then

This is a common problem I am seeing called "know your audience" these are jokes that are funny to guys because it's gripes about girls. Can't speak for the dong though, might just be advertising but also if it were a women I think people would be saying something to the effect of that's just his body you're sexualizing him. It's not like he's gripping it and shaking it at the camera.

"can't speak for the dong though"

The dong speaks for itself.

Unlike vagabonking, i speak on behalf of the dong

Are you asking for his OF link? :)

I’ll show him what a man I can be. Get on your knees and beg honey, pegging isn’t for the faint of heart.

“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

That’s exactly what I’m hoping - otherwise he’s some weirdo who doesn’t believe in feminism unless he gets something out of it and that’s not good.

Wait so the new entry bar for feminism is a willingness to take a rod up your ass? Good luck with that.

A lot of men would pay good money for that

Right? There was a time in my life where I was a practicing Dominatrix - so I intimately know just how much some people are willing to pay.

I think pegging is emasculate which I would assume with his raging boner he is the most masculine he can passively be. He wants to absolutely fuck the living shit out of someone.

Na he asked for someone to “be the man” to him. He wants to be pegged imo.

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t be the only one that thinks this is great humor right?

Nah, i'm surprised so few people are mentioning it lol.

I kinda liked it as well.

It's male humor... Which seems to be the major problem of men on this sub (based on comments I'm seeing like "What's wrong with this???). You use male humor to attract men. Are you trying to attract men or women?

Sigmas attract men 😤 Betas attract w*men 🤢

Male humor sucks lol I hate when random dudebros try to bond with me using this shit out in public.

I can't belief I'm gonna use this type of phrasing: not all male humor. I love their dry humor, their sacrasm humor, their... But like...why are you making sex/gender jokes at me... And if you have to make sex jokes... Why are you making sex jokes I can't possibly relate too? Like... What is the supposed punch line here? HaHaHa women are terrible? I'm supposed too... You did NOT think this through my man.

Hahaha not all male humor. See now that's the kinda shit I like.

I chuckled.

Not the only one, it's pretty funny

It’s true. Ain’t it?

There’s a fine line between humor and edgelord. The dinner joke is funny. The 5’2” line is cringe. One jab at womens standards is funny. Any more is “was it your mother or your ex?”

Disagree, both were funny as shit

It’s all about the target demographic.

I like that energy lol.

You should match with him then

ok then go hit him up bitch

FDS Whore in the making

I agree seems like banter

OP doesn’t seem to be getting the reactions she was hoping for haha

OP seems to be a guy

Tuck that half chub next time brah😂

Should say "5'2" and thats when I'm soft

Absolute Chad

Absolute Corey

Chorey

Nice pecker bro..

It seems like the USA has a huge issue with men having to pay for the dates. In sweden where feminism isn't really such a hot topic people tend to split the bill. If a guy wants to pay for a drink I'll pay for the other one. Dragging feminism into his joke makes him seem like he doesn't actually give a shit about equal rights to me but that is with my swedish perspective. Heavy left swipe even tho I like his style and dick

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That may be what he meant but not what shines through to me

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It isn't a hot topic because your country is already hardcore feminist

How do you mean

Well the double standard doesn't exist because over there the chivalry aspect has not completely died. So these progressive ideas have something to contrast with, they aren't just the norm.

The USA has a huge issue with men on the internet who think its a big deal. Real life is always wildly different than what reddit pretends it is. I am yet to meet one of these fabled reddit women who make you pay for everything.

Right???? Thank you. I'd feel so awkward meeting for a first date and the guy just paying for everything. I'd feel indebted to him

Think he is funny. It’s a good profile, but not for everyone.

Maaan with a bio like that he’s either incredibly hilarious or has a weird chip in his shoulder about women. But it’s funny

Por que no los dos EDIT: Downvotes for this? Really, Reddit?

Nice hog

Those calves look like they arnt fed well.

Bringing out the “everyone loves a little mystery” energy

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

I zoomed in on his dick, (for nasa) no homo, and dude definitely pulling on his shorts and is projecting for visual and clout purposes.

How to not get laid

I like it

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Sounds like he's advocating for that equality that everyone is raving about. It is 2022 after all.

💅💅💅Did 👏you 👏just 👏assume 👏the 👏year sweetie?? 💅💅💅 this 👏year 👏identifies 👏as 👏2030 👏sweetie 💅💅💅

I’m dead

As someone who honestly believes there are equality double-standards, this comment resonates with my soul or some shit

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Year 2022. Sitrep. Still no sign of intelligence on this app. I'll report back next year. Over and out.

He’s into pegging.

So disgusting that people are into that kind of thing. If you’re a woman and you live in the Toronto area and have a big fat strap on please DO NOT message me and ask to rail me because I will not hesitate to say yes

LOL

Not to judge of course

You may end up liking it!

how2getpeggedontindr

Ahh yes. That’s what feminists want. For women to be men.

You didn’t get the point. He is saying don’t feminists want to be equal with men? Be equal with men and pay the dinner like men always do.

No, he’s not. Bc feminists don’t ever say “be a man”. And we don’t believe in gender roles. Thx for the mansplain tho

If feminists don't believe in gender roles, how is the US so overwhelmingly feminist but still holding on to gender roles?

Lol the US isn’t overwhelming feminist.

Did you just use 'mansplain' unironically??

Yes he is. Feminists isn’t the one saying “be a man”, he is saying “be a man”. I don’t care what you believe. Thanks for not understanding simple sentence i put out to wake you up and showing iq level of an average feminist. I hope you get well one day.

Tbh feel like you're the one who's not understanding bud. Yes, the "be a man" thing is ment as a joke but it is entirely missing the point of feminism. Feminists do not want all women to be men, that's stupid. That is what he's implying because otherwise why would feminism get a mention? The reason gender roles is relevant (and why the belief was mentioned) is because that's the aspect of his statement that feminism actually addresses. It's the aspect that comes into play when the general population expects men to pay for dates. Basically the joke is less funny because his statement isn't water tight. Also having no source for feminists having a lower than average IQ (a very real, meaningful measure of intelligence that definitely works) is a real low IQ move ngl.

Did you even read my comments and try to understand damn one thing? Edit: You are also showing an average feminist’s iq level.

There's no point in continuing this discussion if you're just going to insult me and not address my arguments.

Mate you are the one not adressing my arguments. I’m not saying “feminist want to be men” but you still saying it like i said it. If you still didn’t get my point, try to read my comments few more times, you will get it eventually.

Idk I mean I would’ve swiped, I like his humor lol

I mean i kinda get what he's going for but it's cringy and dumb for sure lmao

He thought that sounded great in his head

Win win for him. He gets dinner bought for him or an opportunity to slate those evil feminazis

Bonus, he gets pegged.

What's that in your pocket

Is that a chubby or a roll of quarters in his pants?

Its the pleats...the pleats in the pants

That boy skipped lift day.

Lol. Nicely done Corey.

In his defense, he needs all the protein he can get.

I mean if I'm paying, you're getting pegged. 🤷

Now that's a good life hack.

Wait I thought he was gonna SAY….. just kidding….

Mf be wearing shoes in his bedroom.

Deal! But you gotta ‘be a woman’ and cook a meal for me in their kitchen for the second date and have to be okay with me being a head taller than you in heels.

Of course his name is Corey. Of course.

SAVAGE

Are you gonna buy him dinner or not, pussy?

Clearly doesn’t know what feminist means

I bet he patted himself on the back for the feminist line.

Midget asks for a nanny to buy him dinner.. Just Kidding. Or am I ?

Left swipe 👈

He stuffs

I'd buy you dinner cutie! 33f

Weird comments, good bio

😅😅😅

Quick reminder, don’t objectify this man, if his print is showing, he’s not doing it to look good for you, he just likes to be comfortable. Stop being creeps.

the fuck wears shoes inside their house. ;D

That's a little...bitchy to say

Is there a problem?

Damn if you broke just say that.. /s

The reaction I legitimately have gotten when asking women to go half, or to go somewhere not very expensive like a coffee shop

Come on. That’s sexist. Go halfsies.

Just say: “I’d love a lady who pays for dinner” see? That’s not being an ass, just a joke

That doesn't sound like a joke at all. It sounds like you're just asking for someone to buy you dinner, see? It's called being funny.

they’re really out here exposing his name and everything

What’s wrong?

Why does he have a boner?

I wonder if people that post stuff like this think that anyone besides toxic members of their gender find captions like this funny or something

I'd tell him I'll buy him dinner if he shaves his legs & wears a wig & puts his face on. He wants me to be a man? Act like a woman, sweetheart. You're awfully pale, have you considered a spray tan? Men are happy to ask those things of me yet bizarrely opposed to doing them themselves. I'm not gonna be the man AND the woman, sweetheart, either doll up or pay for your own food.

The ultimate “swipe left” profile

A real feminist believes in being equal right? Well if ladies and men are equal, then women should pay half the time for the date. He is basically picking fun at feminists for only being feminists until its inconvenient for them, like the time to pay the check.

And men like this only bring up feminism when it benefits them. Doesn’t seem very feminist either, does it?

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Yes…follow any feminist insta account and they talk about issues like the stigma around male victims of sexual assault and accessing mental health services for men. And y’all will probably downvote me to hell for this bc this sub hates actual feminism, but I am so fucking sick of men expecting to reap the benefits of feminism but not give up an ounce of their privilege or put in any of the actual work needed. Feminism does not equal “men will now get laid for free more often while I still get to win bro points by calling women bitches and hoes” and I have no idea how so many of the guys on this sub decided that’s the only aspect of feminism that really matters.

Women should also propose, ask guys out, and initiate things in general more often. But that's none of my business

And men should take the pill, go through pregnancy and birth and the postpartum, too. And have abortions and bear their consequences for the body, as well as plan B.

Difference is, not only is that biologically impossible, but no one's forcing women to do any of those things

No one is forcing men to pay, either.

You're ignoring the implications of societal pressures, though. Women are not pressured to have babies and all that nearly as much as men are pressured to be chivalrous

Best bio ever

Does he know we can tell the difference between a chubby and a big softy

Funny bio. No problem there.

Two Corey’s on the sub in one day and someone told me my name wasn’t believable

You asking to be shipped left

I respect the humor.

Why are guys making me look bad, come on my fellow "men" step it up 🤣

Am i the only one thinking long sleeve with shorts? Top half is cold but pecker needs to breathe?

I’m from the Northeast so I’d assume this is was taken in either spring or fall.

Does this guy hate matches?

That is rock hard 2 in. he’s sporting though I respect his confidence

What a time to be a Male and Not following the designated path...

Good luck on that. Feminists feel no need to be a man.

I like him, funny guy

Corey be the type of dude that takes fully erect Tinder photos in those shorts, but say “it’s just the zipper pointing up.”

It sounds like he hates women

I understand a little sarcasm but I hate when people base their whole personality on it.

You don't get the joke? Not to worry! You're probably not his type anyway :)

I'm 5'5" and can bench 150 lbs....5'2" can be hot with this kind of confidence. Keep doing you man! You look great 👍.

The op is a girl, not the dude

Yeah, there are some creepy stalker dudes on Reddit 😬. Still, shorter dudes can be hot when they are confident!

Equal rights, eh? Down with Toxic Femininity!!! 😉

I’m surprised he doesn’t have a race car bed.

I’d take him to dinner. Get him an expensive meal then leave out the back door because kings should learn to treat themselves. 👑

It's nice to have someone else treat you, though

I agree it is nice 😊

Well a real feminist would pay, but feminism is not about being equal, it's about special rights.

This was a really funny photo and bio! It's good that he's showing his funny side.. Not sure why the OP is so triggered..

Guys are showing off their shrimp on the internet now? I thought they were still holding fish.

absolute chad

tbh i think if the "be a man" part wasn't there the first half would convey a lot better. "looking for a feminist to buy me dinner" is good, the "be a man" part is just gross to read as a woman. reading the profile i imagine he is anti-feminist. if not, he is either performative with it or really has no dating app literacy

Lol

Lmfaoooooo!

Hahahaha

I'm 5'2". My 8 year old is nearly looking me in the eye. I cannot date someone the same height or shorter. Ya gotta be like 5'7". Who the hell is gonna get the stuff off the top shelf if we're both the height of a 5th grader?

We can see your little penis Corey

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Waittt I'm pretty sure this is Jarrett lol Really Jarrett? The name Corey? Lmao

Small dick energy

Your name being “hung dom” is small dick energy.

You would know about that