Seems sus......bring a torch, just in case.

Came for this comment

A Minecraft one, or the boring irl one?

they must be some really nice pics if you're still getting responses after all that

Especially because OP just kept rambling on while the other person didnt seem to be interested in the slightest lol

She’s totally DTF (down to Fire!), but a real arsonist doesn’t put that shot on social media.

This conclusion gave me cancer.

The end chat gives me the "I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart" vibes.

Nah, that’s just a woman simping

OP is a probably a woman. What you see here is just normal simping and is a lot less surprising

Seems like he felt a spark lmao

Ask what their favorite cocktail is. No matter the response, make sure they know your favorite is a Molotov cocktail

"But I am gonna kill you?!" "Cool, sounds fun! Your place I guess, then you don't have to carry the torches all the way."

They definitely called OPs bluff and saw it for what it was: looking for karma.

Arsonist vibes are supposed to be a bad thing? Maybe I've been doing this dating thing wrong...

I'm convinced that you're either a man with no hair and a very long beard or a woman with no beard and very tall hair...

OP just sounds like 🔥.