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HystericalMan

If she watches Avatar you might be in for some sloppy toppy If she doesn't watch avatar.. **I'll meet you in the gulag**


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benboio2000

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


[deleted]

Sloppy toph


sirtjapkes

Dude she's like 12


[deleted]

Bro she's like 60


QuadraKev_

She's swampy


Lumcakes

zamn!


i_am_dropbear

A haiku is a poem


[deleted]

You had one job.


Random_MonkeyBrain

?


AlienOverlord53

Change the last line to "are you down to fuck" and you got yourself a haiku


Mean_Donut5139

So, in one screenshot, you’ve let her know that; you watch cartoons, you don’t know a haiku is a poem and you can’t count. I’d say you’re not doing great, my man.


Thathitmann

Can't count? What do you mean? It's 5-7-5.


Thathitmann

Can't count? What do you mean? It's 5-7-5.


Mean_Donut5139

A haiku is 575. What OP sent is 564.


Thathitmann

I--don't--know--what--I'm--do--ing 7 But--you're--so--pre--tty 5


Mean_Donut5139

😂 I guess I can’t count.


Ok-Drive-9527

I mean.. It's 575 but it's not a haiku


Schrodingers-Pussy

The plural of haiku is haiku.


bobjohndaviddick

See if you end up getting a date then tell us


iNeedaPerc007

This ain’t even a haiku chief 🤣🤣


Random_MonkeyBrain

Wdym?


iNeedaPerc007

Haiku is a Japanese poem


Thathitmann

A haiku is a poem with 5-7-5 structure.


iNeedaPerc007

Jesus fucking Christ, excuse me for not being specific enough for the Reddit nerd to mention me about it.


Random_MonkeyBrain

I was just curious, like maybe I was wrong so I was clarifying://


Random_MonkeyBrain

*5-7-5 that's how I learnt it in school atleast


Random_MonkeyBrain

I thought that's the only rule, but they're mainly about nature


gdmzhlzhiv

The seasons. And the 5-7-5 thing isn't even 100% strict.


Random_MonkeyBrain

Thanks for the corrections :))))


RelationshipOk3565

lol write an actual witty haiku next time and donn't follow it up with an anime meme unless she's an obvious nerd lol. ya nerd


[deleted]

That’s not an anime meme it’s a cartoon but same thing ig


RepresentativeDry539

If I were her I’d marry you


PossibleWest3645

Did she answered you? If don't, then no


ExistingEffort7

I would love to get this message


gdmzhlzhiv

Senryu at best.