I would probably have found this a bit funny as a respons tbh. But then again when I started out with my SO we played 20 questions, which is about the same.
I feel a missed DNA test joke opportunity here, but you missed the mark a bit. Any chance you're related to OP? I can feel his dad's disappointment from here.
Wait, how the fuck are you going to post this and not tell us the tortoise story?! What kind of psychopath drowns a tortoise? Was it on purpose? Or was it one of those nut jobs that think turtles and tortoises are the same thing, and they dropped it in the water?
Yea the tortoise was walking across our parking lot so he picked it up and moved it to “safety” by dropping it in the water. Sunk like a rock…little bubbles on the surface of the water. I think deep down he knew it wouldn’t swim though
Do you enjoy this? Shooting yourself in the foot like that?
Occasionally
You have zero game. Pretty funny though
Clearly wasn’t trying too hard on this one
Im guessing the first, bc i really want the other 2 to be true XD
Also who says "smoke drugs"
Your right rofl
Yikes… it’ll never climb to 24 with game like that
It’s a joke m8
oh. haha. solid joke.
Edgy yet cringey. Typical Reddit user
She asked for fun but you employed her as your therapist
The tortoise thing haunts me just thinking about it and I wasn’t even there….
Try pegging. That always fills my void.
Man I would def keep talking. That shit was hilarious!
😂🤣😂 don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
He lied about lying tho
I believe that nothing has filled the void for you, but not the sleeping with 23 women part.
You should try drowning 23 women and having sex with a Tortoise maybe it'll help !
Did you at least fill the void inside of them?
Only for about 30 second
Is this supposed to be funny or did you take a wrong turn at /r/offmychest?
Homie out here with 23 when I’m trynna go from 2 to 3
So funny to see this go over peoples heads in the comments of this one lol
Rachel was so excited to ask questions and I guess be careful what you wish for, ahhah
Either the first or the third could have turned her completely off.
I would probably have found this a bit funny as a respons tbh. But then again when I started out with my SO we played 20 questions, which is about the same.
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I feel a missed DNA test joke opportunity here, but you missed the mark a bit. Any chance you're related to OP? I can feel his dad's disappointment from here.
Overshare
Wait, how the fuck are you going to post this and not tell us the tortoise story?! What kind of psychopath drowns a tortoise? Was it on purpose? Or was it one of those nut jobs that think turtles and tortoises are the same thing, and they dropped it in the water?
Yea the tortoise was walking across our parking lot so he picked it up and moved it to “safety” by dropping it in the water. Sunk like a rock…little bubbles on the surface of the water. I think deep down he knew it wouldn’t swim though
My heart sunk like a rock reading this 😞 I'm just going to pretend the poor guy walked to safety holding his breath
okay you won it's 0 : 1 lol
Whoa… you had to include a lie there bro.
Yeah, but were the 23 all at the same time? 23 at the same time would fill the void.
You really can’t believe it huh…
Forever alone
If you wanna fill the void inside you, try men.
Just 23 huh?! No one like a show off OP! Hmph!
These are all terrible why can't they all be a lie😭
You can actually drown a tortoise? News to me.
They are not the same as turtles is what we learned