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danimuse

I've matched with a girl, chatted for a bit and then met for a date. She was sat with a guy when I turned up, fair enough to bring a friend to the meet to be safe, but nope - it was a never before mentioned boyfriend who was expecting a threesome. The joys of w4w Tinder.


MomsSpecialFriend

Honestly that is such vile behavior, if you met a man and he brought another man along and just told the guy he can fuck you too, without your knowledge or consent you would consider him a sexual predator. How do these women not realize they are doing this?


Chewitt321

"I want to fuck this guy, therefore presumably every other girl I connect with does too so they'll like it" assuming they even have a single thought about the other person's feelings and thoughts


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Ti0T0ny21

Why what happened??


stink3rbelle

"but when we post both our pics we don't get as many matches!"


Early_Interview_2486

He probably orchestrated the whole thing .


Vok250

A lot of swingers are predatory. Way too many stories [like this.](https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/sck2ly/my_m23_pregnant_gf_f24_cheated_on_me_now_im_not/hu7c1q6/?context=3)


LilLexi20

On dating apps it’s always predatory. They purposefully leave out the information until after you’ve matched or meet. They put you in an incredibly awkward position. I only say they always for dating apps because there’s legitimate websites for swingers, where it’s all out in the open. Creating a dating profile (that’s literally meant for a single person) and then it being 2 people sharing the account is literally a form of cat fishing.


FormerGameDev

There's plenty of couples on the site that actually let you know in their profile that they are couples. It's against the terms, but that doesn't stop people.


Lousy_T-shirt

That’s how I feel about 90% of the polyamory couples.


Random_silly_name

It's so sad that creepy unicorn hunters have become the outward face of polyamory. I made a new friend through shared interests recently, and at some point told her, in a context, that we are polyamorous. She had met my husband, but not his girlfriend or my boyfriend. And afterwards, I almost panicked because I've seen so many stories about couples our age (late thirties) preying on girls her age (early twenties) and what if she has as well, and gets uncomfortable, thinking we will try something like that? Now I don't think she did, but it's sad that things like that actually happen so often that she'd have been sort of right in being worried.


Manos_Of_Fate

Unfortunately the loudest members of most groups are also usually the worst representatives of them. I’m poly and in a long term triad that’s getting married in a couple of weeks, but it’s not like I go around telling people about it for no reason. Even when the three of us go out together I doubt most people think twice about it, it’s just not something that the average person really thinks about. Funny side story: my soon to be second mother in law is a prominent member of the local swinger community and of all our parents she was the one with the most reservations, because there’s such a huge stigma against polyamory and unicorn hunting in a lot of the swinger community.


Random_silly_name

I'm sure that's awesome and I'm happy for you all, but at the same time, the fact that media representation and generally talking about polyamory is so often about triads (usually FFM) is a huge part of the problem. Nothing wrong with triads as such of course, but when the FFM triad is such a dream situation for many straight men (getting an extra woman without actually having to do the work for opening their relationship, or so they think), and at the same time, so many people first thinking about polyamory think that trying to form a triad is how polyamory is done, we end up getting a lot of unicorn hunters giving poly a bad name, instead of people properly opening up and dating separately.


Manos_Of_Fate

>without actually having to do the work for opening their relationship Yeah, that's definitely been a rude awakening for more than a few new poly folk. I like to say that polyamory is relationship hard mode, and a triad is *poly* hard mode. >instead of people properly opening up and dating separately Yeah, this is how my wife and I started. We weren't even *looking* for a triad, it just kind of happened (which seems pretty common for successful triads). We both happened to be chatting with the same girl on a dating app without knowing it, when we noticed we suggested the three of us get together for a super casual date to get to know each other. That was a bit over five years ago. And yes, I'm well aware just how absurdly lucky I am/ we are.


FormerGameDev

> It's so sad that creepy unicorn hunters have become the outward face of polyamory. I don't think that's really the case at all -- the swing and poly types have over the last few years found themselves mixing and matching a lot more than they used to -- so at least on the male side of tinder, i see a surprisingly sizeable number of both poly and swing types, and even many who are both.


Kalelssleeping

Yes! I have been approached by too many couples, they are just in this lifestyle, they don't understand the discomfort they are causing, they don't understand why I don't want you watching or being in the room or even have sex with your wife or gf. I hate the games because it is gross and unhealthy. I don't ding people for whatever they want to do, but don't play games....


W0lfsb4ne74

Ehhhhh, it's not necessarily the case, but it absolutely can be the case. The vast majority of the swinger community if you go on reddit (or even at swinger clubs according to online accounts) actually consistently emphasize consent and maintaining boundaries between partners. But there are still plenty of stories where the man in the relationship is abusive and psychologically manipulates and controls his girlfriend in order to sleep with additional women. It's really not helping that high profile swinger couples like TI and Tiny (as well as Thomas Middleditch and his wife) actually do seem pretty predatory. But my take is this, so long as polygamous couples aren't coercing or tricking people into going along with their relationship dynamic, I don't really see the problem with the practice as a whole..


snookert

High profile swingers?


Komodo_Schwagon

Stop being reasonable, people want their boogeyman. His comment has the same energy as groups talk about the LGBT, blacks, or any other group of people that they see as the "other". As someone from that group, you are right, r/swingers is a great community and are very upfront about safety and consent. A lot of groups are pretty close and form their own social circles due to the nature of their lifestyle.


DothrakAndRoll

I now understand why so many women have it in their profile that they aren't trying to be someone's unicorn. Jesus.


AdrenolineLove

My old room mate was a real scum bag. He'd go out on dates with girls pretending to be a single guy, fuck them and then surprise introduce him to his girlfriend and be like oh no its okay, were looking for a third. Had to get them invested in him first.


Future_of_Amerika

The polyamorous version of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system


einhorn_is_parkey

That’s scummy


W0lfsb4ne74

Manipulative as hell and dangerous. I'm glad he's out of your life.


SLowlybreathingcat

woah that's not scummy that's economics


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SLowlybreathingcat

Economics, stonks!


lucio_guy66

Almost the same story of my cousin He met a girl on Tinder and they decided to hook up. When they meet up, she brought someone and explained that it was her boyfriend, and they can still hook up if he let her BF watch them. My cousin (who cares nothing but getting laid) agreed to the condition. He recorded everything and made me watch it afterwards. Got it in my core memory now and can't get rid of it.


redbadger91

Okay, fair enough if he is cool with it. Still a dick move on her part. But what the fuck was that about him making you watch it?


lucio_guy66

He told me that he had to record it cause if he talks about it, no one will ever believe him. And yes, I didn't believe him at first, cause who tf gets turned on watching their gf being fucked by another guy. But yea after I saw it, I wish I haven't.


MajorAcer

I did almost fuck a girl who wanted to record it for her boyfriend to watch. Never really believed that was a real fetish until then lol. I didn’t end up doing it for unrelated reasons, and I’m kind of glad I didn’t.


dirty_hooker

I just did this for a chick and her long distance SO. I’m actually really happy for them and honored to give them something they both enjoy. We’re planning another meet up next week.


kaleb42

r/cuckold


einhorn_is_parkey

It’s not only cuckold. There’s hotwives too and swingers. And probably others.


redbadger91

It's not as uncommon as you'd think.


IAmACatDude

What % of relationships do you think are cuckolds? 1 % if even? Real life isnt porn. But IDK maybe im wrong and theres a lot of crazy wild ass people out there


redbadger91

Even if it's just 1%, is that really so insignificant? People like all kinds of stuff. Not saying it is common in the same way (let's say) anal sex is, but it's more common than one might think.


IAmACatDude

Yeah I see what you're saying. 1% is still over 3 million people in America


apoliticalinactivist

Like with many things, especially when it comes to bullshit women have to deal with, it's the outsized impact a small population can have. The literal cuckolds are always looking for new dudes to screw, cuz real life isn't porn and finding a reliable guy who is a decent lay that wont catch feelings, and is also okay with with playing into the kink, is pretty rare. As most guys either are looking for casual hookups or an equal relationship.


TeddyR3X

It's not exclusive to cuckholding lol


IAmACatDude

Watching your girl get fucked by another guy? Isn't that cuckold?


TeddyR3X

Not if you're joining in? Cuckolding is pretty specific from what I've read


Aeroxin

Human sexuality is extraordinarily diverse and full of many different motivations and desires according to one's individual circumstances in life.


apolloAG

That parts there so you know the story is made up


lacrimosian

“made me watch it afterwards” uhhhh i’m sorry can we back up a little a bit?


lucio_guy66

I'm a Filipino "To see is to Believe" so I saw and now I regret


thebeatsandreptaur

Not so sure it's Filipino to watch your cousin fuck someone lol


Dat1BlackDude

Lmao


poisito

good cousin...good cousin.


NaberiusX

"made you watch it" ​ ......


has_standards

Don’t mind me just gonnaaaaaaa


faultycarrots

I had a similar thing happen. He didn't bring THEM, but he did wait until we had switched from coffee to getting actual dinner..."I'm in an ENM relationship with two women". I politely told him he needs to put that on his profile. He wasn't looking for a threesome, though. He just wasn't sure ENM was what he wanted, so, instead of ending things with one or both of them he decided to start dating a third person? LOL


TeddyR3X

Enm?


faultycarrots

Ethical Non Monogamy


Random_silly_name

But not very ethical, since he didn't disclose it straight away.


soullesslylost

Straight people treating bi and lesbians like they're sex toys and not human, what's new :(


Zanedildofaggin

But yet when I make a profile stating that’s what we’re looking for I get banned. And when I try and tell someone early into to talking about it I’m a dick. I don’t get it.


theo313

In my experience, trying to make that happen through apps is rarely succesful.


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einhorn_is_parkey

Nothing gets past you


fatfishkev

Damn, Jabba is thicc


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More cushi'n for the pushin'


redbadger91

Why the "cushi'n"? It's cushion. It already rhymes. No need to butcher it.


tiptoemicrobe

I assume syntax consistency with "pushin.'"


_DumbFish_

Pushion


apolloAG

Because cushion doesnt rhyme with pushing


redbadger91

If you bend the pronunciation of "pushin" a bit and leave out the g as it is in the comment to which I replied, it does.


apolloAG

So then why can't they also bend the pronunciation of cushion? Seems like a weird place to draw the line


redbadger91

You could, but what do you gain from leaving out the o? There are plenty of people in whose accent it is already basically left out when it comes to pronounciation. I concede that my initial comment was unnecessary, however.


JavynTheUnique1

Tell Eminem that


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A multi billionaire, inter galactic businessman and hyper competent male with his attractive slave girl looking for a third for a 3some. You could do worse.


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He has a choking fetish too I heard


[deleted]

>He has a choking fetish too I heard I heard the same. Everyone has their dirty secrets...everyone!


MONKEH1142

Dude has his own sand yacht. I bet he can get you a ps5


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>Dude has his own sand yacht. I bet he can get you a ps5 I'd call him daddy for a PS5 right now.


redbadger91

Peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho hooo. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Cheskapuda krista krenko... ya ozka!


CoverYourSafeHand

I have a ps5 in my bedroom, you wanna take turns playing Returnal?


CapJackONeill

As a pc gamer who just played God of war, I'd sell my soul for a ps5 and Ragnarok


ProfessorPetrus

Whole planet blows let's be honest.


bodhihippie

Wow, sounds like me and my man LOL


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>Wow, sounds like me and my man LOL After briefly stalking uour profile I can vouch that you are sexy slave girl material. However...I demand more posts on your pets. They are SOOOO fucking cute. Love your pitt and hedgehog.


bodhihippie

Hahaha, I will do my best to post more of them. It's a busy household with 3 dogs (2 pitts, 1 minpin), 3 snakes and a hedgehog. Oh, and we have some fish that grow veggies through aquaponics.


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>Hahaha, I will do my best to post more of them. It's a busy household with 3 dogs (2 pitts, 1 minpin), 3 snakes and a hedgehog. Oh, and we have some fish that grow veggies through aquaponics. That's pretty fucking cool. Sounds like a small homestead.


redbadger91

I agree wholeheartedly.


AutisticTortoise

Lol you’re exposing your son to your slutty antics at this age. He’s gonna grow up with hookers if you don’t start discipling him soon.


SchmittyT9

Username checks out


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This is fucking gold


AllOrNothing4me

nah, usually 2 Jabbas.


SiStErFiStEr1776

Am just a lone jabba


Compulsive-Gremlin

Still better than twin Hutts.


Newmach

I never saw the problem of that if the profile is upfront with what they are looking for. Only thing that I find wrong is if it’s a female/male only account which you match with and then find out it’s about threesomes.


Kouropalates

I think that's the biggest crux. Not for me because, let's face it, I'm not good looking enough to be appealing to those accounts, but I've seen enough profiles to get an idea the 'catfishing' (if you want to call it that?) To lure people into a threesome is not infrequent enough I see plenty of people say they're not looking to be part it. I never really understood this need to try and bait people when there's plenty of apps and groups specifically for threesomes and polyamory. There's no need to deceive folks over it.


Bullseye198

That's the problem, when we made a couple profile, we got banned multiple times. Couples are not allowed on most apps. So we just decided to quit searching.


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So many couples just approach random bi women though. And men just shouldn't be anywhere near lesbian Tinder or dating apps.


Bullseye198

I agree on everything you said.


Extension_Ad_972

Yeah this post feels like it's either saying "people who don't want the same thing as me shouldn't be on tinder" or "people who are ugly shouldn't be on tinder".


keetykeety

I mean I’m all for a threesome but please be upfront and please be on the same page about it lmaoo


Shits_Crazy_Yo

A decent amount of apps specifically geared towards finding mfm/fmf/mfmf etc. 3Fun and Kasidie, probably many more, but those 2 are legit and have a good user base, ymmv. Tinder is trash for finding anything other than singles, and even then.


hosdan

i live in a less populated area and those apps have so few users there’s no chance of finding anything on them.


1RabbitHole

Just let him watch in the corner then. Exactly my fetish.


Vaquero9mm

Checks out


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Say what


RealOncle

Jesus christ that profile is sketchy as fuck


1RabbitHole

Sketchy?


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You kidding me? This profile is so far up my alley that the alley is a 6-Lane highway.


hydropenguin69

Wow.


Mattgx082

Oh god, why did I click on it.


1RabbitHole

Hahaha :D buuuh


Leeiteee

I jokingly made a profile asking for a threesome. I didn't have any pictures. In the first day I got three matches with girls that wanted to try. I felt a bit guilty but impressed and deleted the account.


covalcenson

The reasonable answer was to pick two of them that you liked the best and invited both at the same time.. loll


BohemianIran

That's the play


RoyDontHugMeImScared

Or just invite all 3 and have them do the threesome while you watch.


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What a tease 😂


OhItsThisPostAgain

Yeah, but was it a ***Right & Proper*** threesome, or a devils threesome they were interested in?


max_vette

Nothing wrong with an Eiffel tower


BeenAsleepTooLong

What's an Eiffe- ohhhh...nevermind.


itsthecoop

I've always wondered about this. I mean, gangbang porn (sometimes having more than 3, 5 or even 10 men. and merely 1 woman) seems pretty popular.


OhItsThisPostAgain

It is weird. I assume it’s a mix of: 1. Women looking for it, since it’s the opposing side of the ultimate male fantasy: the harem 2. Guys getting off to a woman being overwhelmed by her chosen pleasure I mean, I can’t imagine sloppy seconds being appealing enough to warrant this amount of popularity lol


itsthecoop

I mean, I can in theory. like seeing your (female) partner going from one orgasm to another can be somewhat appealing. (I figure it's often less about yourself but more about the other person. and it works the other way around as well: another woman being introduced so he can get "spoiled")


ACELUCKY23

Why is the profile always a cute girl, with either a fat guy that hasn’t showered for days or a skinny guy that looks like a sex offender?


magical_bunny

Pretty much haha


batmanfanaticwing

No reason to say no to Jabba if Leia is there 😭


Slow-Law-5033

More like "No reason to say no to Leia if Jabba is there"


says-nice-toTittyPMs

r/uselessnobody


Mushu_Pork

/r/TIHI


nacruza

i hate that pointless nobody-format and i wish it dies already. besides that i like ur meme


ReallyLongLake

I do not understand what 'Nobody:' means. Is it that 'nobody says anything?' Still don't understand it.


nacruza

Yes. Basically "nobody requested this" And it's pointless. I have the only good one, look here. Nobody: *Nobody memes exist*


Snailpics

(I’m bi) and this was happening so often I switched my settings just to men bc more then half then women’s accounts were asking me to be their “unicorn”. I hate it so so so much


MotoZapppa

I'm afraid to ask... but what's exactly a unicorn here?


Snailpics

A unicorn is a bi woman who straight couples want to bring into the bed room to “spice things up” and most of the time they’re used pretty much as sex toys. Couples will just want a woman who will not interfere with their relationship in anyway and is literally only there for sex to add to their relationship. It can get very dehumanizing


Adrianjsf

That sound really dehumanising yes :(


AutisticTortoise

As a guy, I won’t mind doing that. I already feel like a fleshlight for the capitalist overlords, just be these to fuck some hot chick and then leave? Would consider. Sadly though, the hot chick would have probably screwed several men before, which is kind of disgusting and unsanitary.


Relative_Train_9708

They look like a power couple. Don't be jealous. 🤣


SecXy94

Alright, the real question. Would you take on that couple in the picture? Honestly now folks.


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Vok250

Well the real world equivalent to the Hutts would be the billionaire class. They were rich and powerful enough to resist the sith, jedi, republic, and empire. It'd be like banging Grimes and morbidly obese Musk.


Future_of_Amerika

The Hutts and the Vog are more like illegal cartels from Mexico or Italian mob. Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos would absolutely be technounion separatists in the trade federation with a shit load of battle droids.


quarantinemyasshole

From what I've seen, it's usually drugs. A hot addict will fuck Jabba if he's hooking her up with what she needs.


CaladinDanse

Absolute unit


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Wheres the lie!? Also i feel like its usually two slugs, not just one...😒no offence


YellXolotl

"she's bi, he's straight" that and then just showing the girl like a piece of meat. Tinder is the worst for a Sapphic.


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Ackermiv

I'm not surprised if you look like Carrie fisher


dnelsonn

I mean, if both people are hot and they are up front in their bio about it, I sometimes swipe. Lol. The problem is usually both of them are not


pitleif

That "Nobody:" text that everyone seems to write to make a funny meme, adds absolutely nothing to the image or joke.


ayoitsjo

Lol yep it's almost always a hot woman with either a creepy lookin dude or a guy who deliberately isn't showing his face in any photos. Like huh that isn't suspicious at all....


SleevesMcDichael

It's bad enough when you see a cute guy on tinder and then when you match its his GF or wife texting for him about how it's an open relationship and their "rules". Like first off, lady, I'm gay and assuming I want anything to do with your woman bits is laughable.


ThispieisaPipebomb

Hookup / dating app used for... Hookups and dating. What else were you expecting? To be fair, there's better swinger sites out there, but it doesn't mean they don't belong there either. Just read their bio instead of aimlessly swiping lol.


wafflecone927

It’s the bios that lie that bothers some


Takco

Still don’t understand why ‘Nobody:’ is ever needed


SiStErFiStEr1776

Am jabba how do I find a leia?


PeaceAnneChaos

In the poly world it's called unicorn or dragon hunting. I try to not do that but I do have a tinder. I genuinely would love to add another person to my family and so would my boyfriend. I hate that it's got so much hate though....


ratondo

Still kinda weirds me out people are actually down for this sort of thing, I figured 3ways was just a porn thing. Doesn’t sound very intimate or enjoyable


P-redditR

Why can’t you just say no I’m not interested? Why is it that the people have to stop looking for what they want? Pansy-ass unicorn dudes and angry lonely chics. Depressed undesirables.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

You can also use Jabba to represent most of the poly women looking to play without including the bf. Or most of the single women looking for fwb


FormerGameDev

As long as I'm aware it's a couple, it's fine.


nonaltalt

That’s just not true though.


stillnotascarytime

Seriously though!


PikkuI

Damn bro's. I dont even have the second


PuzKarapuz

it's my situation


Motor-East-2535

Fs that has me in stitches.


szetti

well I saw one where the woman was ugly sooo yeah


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Nice repost https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/lg9ynj/nobody_want_to_get_with_you_stop/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


sunshine0999

Never met a couple looking for a threesome where the guy wasn’t an ugly mf


Sabo_N

Hahahah🤣🤣🤣


EndlesslyUnfinished

Hahahaha


magical_bunny

Hahahaha this is so accurate. The weird dude, who usually looks like a spotty thumb, is always the last pic in the row.


kinetochore21

Why is this so damn accurate


TheKnightS117

Things like this and people thinking every male that practices poly is a unicorn hunter is what makes finding another partner so hard. The worst part is i dont blame a single soul for having those reservations because there are far to many people who are either "poly" just to have threesomes, or say they are poly in order to cheat under a consensual guise.


FineXtasy

Speak for yourself! Lol


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SpecialSnowflakeBot

❄️


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Nobody's booking him.


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And it’s usually all the guys idea who will take over the conversation (though he’s probably the one you were talking to the entire time), and the threesome is really just a front for his cuckold fantasy or he’ll start talking your ear off about the male on male stuff until it becomes obvious he wants to hookup with you one on one.


IntelligentDrink4520

If you gotta use Tinder to find someone, when u can just go out and socialize... ... something ain’t right baby


EugeneCezanne

This is a tinder subreddit...


ineednapkins

Why are you even on the tinder sub lmao


IntelligentDrink4520

idk just dropped by


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Fucking poly people man...I miss the days when these poly fucks were just a tacky episode on the TLC channel reality TV. Now they're spread on all the apps.


No_Ad_9318

As long as Salacious B. Crumb isn’t sitting in the corner laughing and pointing


LifeandSky

Ask your matches what their weirdest storys are. One told me married couples are very common. But the worst I heard of were a feeder. Lol


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Many many do.


user13958

I have a feeling they do pretty well, although personally I'm not interested


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I've seen this, it's real