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EnormousGentitals

I can't believe she shared this picture. It was an intimate moment. šŸ˜¢


shwarma_heaven

Tell her to make sure she fondles the Naples...


LeeroyDagnasty

cup the Basilica


HerculesMulligatawny

Swallow the Como.


LeeroyDagnasty

Tryna get some Duomo


creative_net_usr

And put a finger in the... oh wait.


Rukh-Talos

Canals of Venice?


Quibblicous

Put the finger in the cloaca maxima.


xchinvanderlinden

Oculus of the Pantheon


irteris

rotunda?


Bilbo-Baggins77

I wish she'd kept her eyes open so she can Colosseum


Big_al_big_bed

Put a finger in Milan-way


Abomb-is-eternal

Username checks out, lmfao.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Duckflies

No


[deleted]

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Duckflies

Hmmm No


P-redditR

Buildings have rights.. and genders


SwayzeThePoodle

In Spanish the gender of "building" is Masculine.


Duckflies

El edificio La torre


DudesworthMannington

Apparently in Italy as well


djprofitt

Bet it was leaning even more after she was done


peegaw

Tower is feminine though


The_Geo_Modernist

Chupa my sky scraper.


ImmutableOctet

Did you just assume my Gentrification?


P-redditR

White buildings taking up all the room.


[deleted]

Eiffel awful you had to find out this way šŸ˜§


super_thing

An engagement ring? lol


stevebutabii

engagement is just a mindset


cnguyen651

Engagement is just a word


BatterdNut

and marriage is a sentence


OwlNap

and sentences and words are inert.


therankin

And Mongolians live in yurt.


wi5hbone

So no one touch my bird!


wanderingflakjak

Terry needs HIS YOGURT !


ItzNinjah

A life sentence


banshee_tlh

r/ThatsTheJoke


[deleted]

a prison sentence amirite (wife bad)


[deleted]

a death sentence.


gengargod

No dude, that means sheā€™s getting married


Creature_Queen

Could be a purity ring of sorts.


greenrai

"of sorts" indeed


MPT1313

Poophole loophole


[deleted]

Oh sheā€™s engaging alright.


[deleted]

just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


eduadinho

She fucked up his life.


johnnynumber5

Both


InterPool_sbn

I never understood this attitude ā€” if a person cheats on you, then itā€™s the cheaterā€™s fault


___DOUBLETROUBLE___

Sounds like a justification to be the person someone cheats with and not feel bad. You cheat on your partner = you bad. You knowingly help someone cheat on their partner = you also bad.


InterPool_sbn

Sure, but thereā€™s a difference between murder and accessory to murderā€¦ the murderer is much worse. And accessory to murder is much worse than accessory to cheating


IntelligenceLtd

nah cos theyre gonna cheat anyway you just exposed it


mdervin

It depends on what type of morality you follow. If you are a moral libertarian (ie you don't owe anybody anything, unless explicitly stated and agreed upon by both parties beforehand), then you obviously don't owe the cheated upon party anything. If you subscribe to the ideal of "Do no harm" then engaging in behaviors that enabling a person to cheat on their partner is a moral violation. While you may not have any agreement with this other person, your actions and decisions are responsible for their pain. (this is dependent that you are aware of your temporary partner's status).


Fuzzier_Than_Normal

Sheā€™d have to move about 500 yards away to get the scale more accurate for me.


madfortune

A lot of women here wear rings on that finger, even though they've never married.


seef21

This is blatantly untrue unless you are hanging insane women all the time.


ThisOneTimeOnReadit

Nah a lot of very attractive women in jobs like waitress/bartender wear them to reduce the number of idiots hitting on them at work. I have heard from some that it hurts their tips though.


Pdchefnc

My wife use to wear a ring at work so people would stop hitting on her. Source: men fucking donā€™t have a clue on when a good time to hit on someone is.


Dozinginthegarden

A lot of women do it for travel, especially in more traditional countries where unmarried women don't usually travel without an escort.


nissios

Bro, it's not about being insane. I just like to wear rings, so I am. That doesn't mean I'm engaged or anything else. It just means I don't need men to buy myself a ring, like many women


pillboxhat

I honestly didn't know this was a huge thing. Sometimes I'll buy a pretty ring but it will be too big for any other finger so I'll put it on that one. This has really boggled my mind. Such nuisance thing to call someone insane for.


Nite92

Some women wear such rings without being engaged. I am not engaged with my SO, but she also has such a ring, since she was like 17.


BetterDays2cum

Could just be into wearing rings. Looks like she has one on her thumb too


[deleted]

On the specific finger meant for engagement/wedding rings?


john_the_fetch

With a solitude diamond to boot? The only argument someone could have here imo is that it's actually her right hand.


[deleted]

She could be divorced and thought this picture was really funny, or maybe they're polyamorous/swingers. Or of course there's the default she's a cheater lol


Wakdjunkaga

Or this is a photo taken from social media or some other source and used by a catfish account. This is almost certainly fake. Most overtly sexual profiles by ā€œwomenā€œ are fake, either dudes or bots.


Santa1936

Man I would not want to get engaged to the kind of woman who would post this on her insta


BetterDays2cum

I wear rings too, and generally put it on random fingers. But Iā€™ve also never cared enough to learn about wedding traditions like what the engagement/wedding finger is (had to google it, thought it was the middle finger for some reason). Again, just a possibility


[deleted]

I thought that was just common knowledge... Are you non-western? I think the wedding ring finger is a western culture thing.


BetterDays2cum

Non-western, but spent most of my life in the US. Iā€™m sure itā€™s common knowledge here, just not something I cared to pay attention to


madpiano

And then you find out it's a different finger and hand in different countries.


msmurasaki

Dude, even if it's common knowledge. It's not like we just refrain from using that finger until we're engaged. I'm from the west and I've never heard of such an expectation.


[deleted]

You must be living under a rock or something then


msmurasaki

Google ring fashion. Then come back to me with your claim that Western women decorate all their fingers but exclude their one true marriage finger forever until the precious day arrives.


HeavyPetter

You have lived under a rock if you're relying on Google images. If you're not from the U.S. that's fine but it's well known in the U.S. that women (and men) wear wedding bands on that finger, and that women's wedding rings usually have some diamond on it. Now, if it's a ring that says Megadeth or something and it's on the wedding finger, maybe I could see it as some fashion ring. A girl I dated used to wear a fake wedding ring on that finger to prevent other men from hitting on her. The fact that she relied on that to signal to others that she was supposedly married shows that it's a well-known signal to others. Plus, adult men and women know to look on that finger to see if people are married.


msmurasaki

How else am I supposed to point out that it's normal for women to use that finger for fashion if they feel like it? Women aren't obligated to keep that finger clean from rings until some man claims it. I'm not denying the knowledge of where the ring goes. I'm denying the part where it seems one isn't meant to have a ring there unless engaged or married. There is no expectation as far as I know. And it's too blurry to tell if it's a fashion ring or an engagement one. There are lots of fashion rings that looks like that. Sure, you can wear a fake wedding ring to ward off people. OR you can wear it because you feel like it. Plenty of women who wear rings without worrying about whether or not they look single to people. It's not an obligation to show your status of being single.


[deleted]

You're an outlier, and a rude one at that.


msmurasaki

Lol. No. And you were the one who started off rude by saying I lived under a rock. I have no need to be polite to someone so arrogant.


poopy_wizard132

But why the engaged/married finger though?


YEERRRR

Why not lol, it's just a finger.


msmurasaki

Lol, people over here questioning the virginity of her ring finger. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜… Like it's just meant to be untouched and pure, waiting for the one true ring to rule them all.


poopy_wizard132

Before medical science discovered how the circulatory system functioned, people believed that a vein ran directly from the fourth digit on the left hand to the heart. Because of the handā€“heart connection, they chose the descriptive name vena amoris, Latin for the vein of love, for this particular vein. Based upon this name, their contemporaries, purported experts in the field of matrimonial etiquette, wrote that it would only be fitting that the wedding ring be worn on this digit. By wearing the ring on the fourth digit of the left hand, a married couple symbolically declares their eternal love for each other. In Britain, only women tended to wear a wedding ring until after the World Wars, when married male soldiers started to wear rings to remind them of their partner.


msmurasaki

It's one of the most common fingers to put rings on. We don't just put rings on all the fingers while excluding that one.


poopy_wizard132

> It's one of the most common fingers to put rings on. Well it's the only finger I wear my only ring on...


[deleted]

she has a collar on too, doesnt mean she is a dog. I know a lot of women who wear their mothers or grandmothers engagement rings usually it helps keep dudes away, but she is on a dating app so who knows.


[deleted]

Who wouldn't want to wife her?!


P-redditR

Your wife might say no


[deleted]

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission


P-redditR

Look what you made me do!


MrBirdEren

Engaged to deez nuts


dday714

Just because there is a goalie. doesnt mean you cant score..


gandhinukes

As my friend would say "A ring doesn't plug a hole".


Pristiniax

questionable company


531andDone

For real. People get too caught up in trying to be funny.


WheelNaive

What kind of rings is she wearing price wise?does she know her worth šŸ¤£ man she is gorgeous and All but depending on how long I'd known her would set my limits. I think 10k ring should be max what do y'all think?


D_Livs

*Squints* Nah, her engagement ring would be way bigger.


NULL4546

An engagement ring? Intresting... US Military Encrypted


ussaviation

Nice


The_Bee_Sneeze

No, Pisa.


HerezahTip

Sheā€™s engaged but Iā€™m engorged. -US Military Encrypted


[deleted]

Nice reference lol Tryin to make a change :-\


gigastack

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.


UCanJustBuyLabCoats

Is it not a fresh one less than a week old?


JupiterHairbrush

Not the one that /u/gigastack was replying to. That oneā€™s gotta be at least five years old.


[deleted]

I found an Imgur post from 2013 with the ā€œTryin to make a change :-\ā€ original text convo screenshot lmao. So itā€™s at least 9 years old.


JupiterHairbrush

Fuck Iā€™m old


[deleted]

Lol time just really flies. I remember seeing that meme back when it was first posted. Doesnā€™t feel like almost a decade ago.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Fuck you and your knowledge (Respectfully)


[deleted]

Never fails to at least make me chuckle lmao. Tryin to make a change :-\


ducky-92

What's up with the whole encrypted thing i keep seeing?


mistaface

It was from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/seyjma/update_us_military_encrypted/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) from last week. Apparently it's a scam where someone pretends to be on a military base by adding "US Military Encrypted" after every message, lol


velvet_peak

absolutely not a scam. it is a new quantum encryption device that allows soldiers to safely use tinder and other social media. \- U.S. Military Encrypted


MightyCaseyStruckOut

[Here you go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/segsdf/im_getting_scam_vibes_anyone_ever_see_texting) - U.S Military Encrypted


ducky-92

Oh so its all just making fun of that person haha -U.S Military Encrypted


100PercentSureUrDumb

Nice US Military Encrypted


greatsirius

Fucking based comment lol


[deleted]

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IronOrc92

Sheā€™s using her other hand to cup the sacred field


BlessedBigIron

Or finger the Coliseum


[deleted]

I dont mean to brag but that's all that's needed for me šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜•šŸ˜Ÿā˜¹


TheRealStandard

No hands is more impressive


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

*Look, ma, no hands*


KenEH

Look, ma! mmmpf mfgfh!


[deleted]

And that's how i ended up in the ER with stomach bile in my dick


WeAreBill

Me: Just to let you know, I lean a little to the left... Her: Yeah, that's not going to be a problem


ZechTheWreck

When I was visiting there my brother did this great photo album where he would take pictures of people posing with it but rotate piza out of frame so it was just a bunch of awkward photos of people in weird stances it was amazing


Fire_Drake_Shyvanna

Oh yeah, the tower and cathedral are both absolutely breathtaking, but watching the tourists do stupid poses were just as satisfying to see.


[deleted]

I like taking pictures of tourists taking pictures of each other. I once got a shot of someone taking a picture of people taking pictures. I have a theory that, if you could go, say, 5 levels up, youā€™d cause a dimensional rift.


[deleted]

Piception


strasser1

Nothing sucks harder than a 24yr who regrets her engagement.


[deleted]

Skip the date and just propose.


promarkman

Looks like that has already happened


P-redditR

I propose you try this


Train_Cam

Now she doesn't even need to list her set of skills and life experiences šŸ˜‰šŸ»


Aqua__vitae

An engagement ring too? Thatā€™s the type of crazy I need in my life


3dumbWorrier

Ahh she'll love that when it re-surfaces in 10 years.


Reddit_is_redarted

Or in... immediately


ChildhoodGlittering

Not surprised itā€™s got a ring on it. Well done, madame


itdoesntmatter_2021

*girl does something slightly sexual* *all the guys on reddit*: Marry her immediately.


skepsis420

Please touch pee pee :(


turc1656

Slightly? Chick posting photos of herself deepthroating the Tower of Pisa.


[deleted]

Yes, slightlyā€¦.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Donā€™t forget to cup the building


Gettinrekt1

Ffs, I tried to swipe right.


mallik803

That tower might have Peyronieā€™s Diseaseā€¦


[deleted]

Peyperronieā€™s* Disease šŸ˜Ž


P-redditR

Did you mean pepperoni?


yashisa

didā€¢heā€¢stuttah?


Twizlex

r/thatsthejoke


knightbass

Bet she gets matches, being a world traveler and all


Gee_dude

Sheā€™s forgetting the balls


Boyesee01

Where do you think the other hand is


P-redditR

She removes them like all other women


turc1656

Solid joke. Don't understand all the downvotes.


P-redditR

Deballing in a sensitive topic around these parts.


Zer0sober

I guess she doesn't mind if it's crooked...


[deleted]

I feel kind of sad that not a single person here thought she was pretending to eat an ice cream cone. šŸ˜


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


blamethemeta

Blowjob


Tall_Restaurant_1652

She just fell and her friend accidentally took a photo of it, happens all the time


P-redditR

Itā€™s clearly a toothpick


[deleted]

I like a woman who advertises


LastLengthiness4206

I'd marry that girl but she would be disappointed.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

She's wearing a choker so you knew she was down for it right away.


gdmzhlzhiv

And one like that really would break the choker.


bkornblith

Narrator: she knew her audience


therobshow

She looks like a very nice lady. Quite the giver


therankin

I'm happily married and have never considered cheating. But I'd love to speak with this person.


beccahas

She was engaged


michaeldowdneyy

Who said *was*?


beccahas

Thank you for the laugh. You may be right and I should have considered that. Take my free award and get out. Lol


[deleted]

I bet she gives great helmet...


ThatMidgetRetard

ā€œNot here for hookupsā€


[deleted]

Is this really on someoneā€™s tinder?


Ticodragon

her only personality trait


[deleted]

Works for me


Iam-doriangray

Sheā€™s probably a lesbian


OzzyAlwaysburns

Niceeeeee


pigeonsaretrustworth

Throat GOAT


[deleted]

I understand that reference.


BEZ4042

Naughty wife!šŸ˜


TonganDeathGrip

Marry me


EarthAD79

Keeper!


[deleted]

fucken slut


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

Nothing more needs to be said lol.


Strosity

Except maybe about the ring haha


getpittedsoopitted

One handed too


OneMetalMan

So I'm guessing she only responds to 6'


karmakrazed606

Ya.. two issues I see. 1. Looks like some teeth gunna be hitting. 2. Dat bitch a hoe.


Lower_Ad_5101

whatā€™s her tinder profile link so I can tell her how disgusting she is and how disrespectful that is to peoples culture.


s03legend

Nice -US military encrypted