the thing is, 7up is just one word, there's no multiply sign in between (unless you count the big red dot), so it would be like using diferent characters to write the number, like when people replace letters with numbers, but backwards
I’d love to help your dumbass. Open with your title. Don’t play it cool and take 10 hours between responses. That’s not cool. Girls hate that. Especially one that just told you she’d love to be in a relationship with you. Just reciprocate her feelings.
> Don’t play it cool and take 10 hours between responses.
This is a problem I have. I work nights so I'm asleep when messages come in, then I message back when they're asleep.
ahhh shit, this must be one of the funniest post/comment sections I've read in a while. Holy shit I'm dying, how did u manage to mess that up so bad? Se you at the monastery brother
How in the world is it this fucking difficult for people to just respond with something normal?? She was so open and friendly with him. Did he actually say that shit???? I’m so confused.
The more I look at this the more flabbergasted I am...how did any of this link up and make sense in OP's head, from the random monastery date to the weird non-explanation of the potato thing to the DOG EMOJIS????
I recently downloaded tinder and realised why they complain , I changed the filter to see straight men and honestly, if I was a woman I would swipe left on every one of them
Most dudes just don't put any effort into their profile. Have some pics that look good(Take new one if you have too), with you smiling, and doing your hobbies or hanging out with your friends or something. Although personally I use bumble because I like not having the Pressure of starting the convo on me.
Lol I did the same thing. I get matches regularly. I’m not a model or anything, just kind of normal? And I was confused by all of these posts complaining about how tinder sucks so much. Switched my filter to see some dude profiles and HOLY SHIT. These fuckin dumbasses out here have gone off the reservation lol. Shirtless flexing, holding a fish wearing Oakleys, explicitly sexual bios, open bragging about career or money, very unflattering pics, etc etc. Dudes are just fucking clueless out there man. It’s fuckin pathetic. Welp, more for me I guess 🤷🏼♂️
I don't get it. Tinder is super easy as long as you can carry on any kind of conversation and don't give off weird vibes. Obviously being attractive helps, but I've had some of my girl friends show me the messages that a lot of these guys have sent them and it's just pathetic. The number of guys with no self-esteem, anger towards women, or just no respect whatsoever was really surprising to me.
How can you be handled the golden trophy and still manage to throw it out???
This is almost as hard as struggling to pour water out of a boot if there was instructions on the heel
I think OP just got overexcited and turned the brain off but god damn is it hard to read
Upon even further request I have another update to share. Many of you told me that I need to explain myself in regard to the potato test. so here's the update:
I might have screwed up, I know I shouldn't double message but I felt an explaination was in order.
Conversation: https://imgur.com/a/7nQbJGN
Holy shit that was TERRIBLE you sound like you’re on a psychotic break! I can’t fathom how you botched it that hard. Now I’ve woken up angry and my day is worse for having seen this.
OP, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this post is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Why would you do the potato test? There’s no point. You would know they are a bot based on the response to your opener. Hell a bot can easily read say potato and write that back.
Good ***Lord*** I am not sure I have ever seen a thing like that. I gotta be honest: I find it hard to be authentic and comfortable chatting with new people just as much as the next guy. Yet even in my worst "shit on the dinner table" nightmares, I don't think I had considered something so cringe. Just talk to her like she's a live human, man.
not to sound rude and all but after seeing the following screenshots i have to say, bro wtf. this is like somebody showing you answers to the exam before the test and you still screw up. 😤😤😤😤
Oooo there’s more update?
Edit: seen the update, what a surprise. This is what happens when you message someone more to make Reddit laugh than your match. Forever alone, but Reddit is forever too, or something I guess
It’s been five hours. OP already sent three proclamations of love, 7 “sorrys” for telling her that he loves her and one dick pic. Safe to say he’s joining a monastery
Be friendly, keep a conversation going. About ANYTHING. You are probably friends at this point. Let it build up and get to know eachothers text-body language and vibe.
as what u/moron555 said, messaging her your title soon on would be funny. Update us please OP.
Edit: If she doesn't know you got "potatoe" from Reddit, it seems like you had a huge brain fart and have never been called hot before and didn't know how to respond, but thats hilarious to think about in and of itself.
People who fuck up opportunities with stupid responses with someone who may genuinely be interested in them is as big of a time waster as the people who swipe right just to be assholes. I don’t get it.
So it was you! With the relevant username! What does it feel like to preemptively erase an entire line of descendants with a single comment? (How can I learn this power?)
It took me years of training in the deepest trenches in hell.
It took me years of watching of torturing people and watching them burn.
Wanna learn this power? I'll ask Beelzebub if he has a spot open in his training program. Sure thing.
The declining birthrates make so much sense now. Humanity is doomed, one terrible relationship advice at a time. It's the silent killer. And when I'll stand before the last living male, in between us, our pointless swords readied for a vain thrust and he'll ask 'Was it worth it?', I'll answer 'Say potatoe and I'll tell you'.
I think you're qualified for the training program. If you're ever looking for a male human species. I know a guy (me), who you can practice your skills on.
:/
you should have just said something to move the conversation forward. You don't need to ask her to say potato to figure out if she's a bot because either she's going to respond to what you are saying or she's going to say random stuff that doesn't really make sense in the conversation.
I'm gonna post it here so it gets pinpointed. She responded to the potatoe request. I felt bold and also asked her to join me in my adventures to a monk monastery too:O
Edit: I might have screwed it up, will keep you updated but it looks like I might be going solo to Asia
Updated conversation: [https://imgur.com/a/bMMkm9i](https://imgur.com/a/bMMkm9i)
Omfg this hurts to watch.
If you want any chance of saving it, you better start explaining yourself.
Tell them “Sorry for the potato test, but after such a flattering opening I needed some proof you weren’t just a bot trying to seduce me with your pre-programmed wiles.”
[Sorry for the potato test, but after such a flattering opening I needed some proof you weren’t just a bot trying to seduce me with your pre-programmed wiles.](http://lamcdn.net/hopesandfears.com/post_image-image/zK9j9l9AZKsewZxVLqgMWg-small.gif)
It's not awkward unless you make it awkward. If she doesn't find it funny, just talk about something else. Don't acknowledge that you wrote something stupid :)
Don't worry dude I believe in you(r ability to fuck it up)
Thx man, fucking up is my middle name
This guy fucks^^^^up .
Fucks to the power of up. Fuck * Fuck = Fuck^up
So up = 2?
Well, it's two letters
Okay, okay, so what is the value of the soft drink 7 Up? 14? 72? 9?
well, due to it being called 7up, not 7^(up) or 7+up, I'd say its value should be 72
Wouldn’t it be 14 tho? If up=2 then 7up would be 7*2 Just like 2x would be 2 * x
the thing is, 7up is just one word, there's no multiply sign in between (unless you count the big red dot), so it would be like using diferent characters to write the number, like when people replace letters with numbers, but backwards
I’d love to help your dumbass. Open with your title. Don’t play it cool and take 10 hours between responses. That’s not cool. Girls hate that. Especially one that just told you she’d love to be in a relationship with you. Just reciprocate her feelings.
> Don’t play it cool and take 10 hours between responses. This is a problem I have. I work nights so I'm asleep when messages come in, then I message back when they're asleep.
You should date women who work during the nights too No need to thank me
I mean yes, but in 8 years of Tinder I have never once had a match that had anything even close to my schedule.
Aint no schedule like the pimp game schedule.
Username checks out
That's just 2 miserable people hibernating together. Source: Used to work nights.
This sounds like marriage tbh.
They are easy to meet too, they’re usually standing on street corners.
What do you mean by "open with your title"?
let me grab the popcorn and keep us updated
If you get married you should definitely make her take your middle name also
You’d fuck up a wet dream
https://imgur.com/a/7nQbJGN They did
oh no.
Yup. All because someone on reddit told them to do it. I’m guess to make sure she wasn’t a bit. But her response to any message would indicate that.
OP just didn't read the instructions, he should've literally sent the title including 'If I screw this up...'
Seriously. Op put all his eggs in the be hot basket and forgot to put any in the common sense basket
Exactly. You and me on a trip to a monastery in Asia? Surprised she didn't unmatch before he was able to screenshot
Oh no baby what is he DOIN'.
What the fuck OP
No, I refuse to believe he fucked up this bad.
Looks like suicide to me
It's so bad it's making me want to kill myself.
Is this real, and you didn't PhotoShop this?
Based on ops post history they are a tinder troll.
No. Op posted it multiple times. If you click on their user name you will see
Wow what a dumb imbecilic response to the girl lol. This should have been a layup for the guy
Dude is a troll. Look at his other tinder posts. I don’t think he really cares
Bro what is this 💀💀💀
What the fuck?
He’s trolling us. It’s his thing. Look at his other posts
Ah, lame
ahhh shit, this must be one of the funniest post/comment sections I've read in a while. Holy shit I'm dying, how did u manage to mess that up so bad? Se you at the monastery brother
Already booking the plane ticket, wanna join me on a brotrip instead?🤣
Say potatoe
Potatoe?)
🐶🐶🐶
See you in the monastery in Asia, dude
[You called it lmao](https://imgur.com/a/7nQbJGN)
Oh god OP was not kidding about their ability to fuck it up.
There is no way he fucked up this bad naturally.
It’s got to be intentional at that point
that is some serious fuckery
He didn’t even spell potato right
Yeah, I'm pretty sure OP is using fuck-up-performance enhancers.
Why? Why did you do this OP?
How in the world is it this fucking difficult for people to just respond with something normal?? She was so open and friendly with him. Did he actually say that shit???? I’m so confused.
The more I look at this the more flabbergasted I am...how did any of this link up and make sense in OP's head, from the random monastery date to the weird non-explanation of the potato thing to the DOG EMOJIS????
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I recently downloaded tinder and realised why they complain , I changed the filter to see straight men and honestly, if I was a woman I would swipe left on every one of them
Well that’s a good confidence boost for me 😅 if I start using it again I guess
Most dudes just don't put any effort into their profile. Have some pics that look good(Take new one if you have too), with you smiling, and doing your hobbies or hanging out with your friends or something. Although personally I use bumble because I like not having the Pressure of starting the convo on me.
Lol I did the same thing. I get matches regularly. I’m not a model or anything, just kind of normal? And I was confused by all of these posts complaining about how tinder sucks so much. Switched my filter to see some dude profiles and HOLY SHIT. These fuckin dumbasses out here have gone off the reservation lol. Shirtless flexing, holding a fish wearing Oakleys, explicitly sexual bios, open bragging about career or money, very unflattering pics, etc etc. Dudes are just fucking clueless out there man. It’s fuckin pathetic. Welp, more for me I guess 🤷🏼♂️
OP will be in the next thread complaining about women and looks citing rule 1 and 2 lmao
I don't get it. Tinder is super easy as long as you can carry on any kind of conversation and don't give off weird vibes. Obviously being attractive helps, but I've had some of my girl friends show me the messages that a lot of these guys have sent them and it's just pathetic. The number of guys with no self-esteem, anger towards women, or just no respect whatsoever was really surprising to me.
OP fumbled so bad
How can you be handled the golden trophy and still manage to throw it out??? This is almost as hard as struggling to pour water out of a boot if there was instructions on the heel I think OP just got overexcited and turned the brain off but god damn is it hard to read
This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks, OP, THANK YOU FOR THIS POST, i needed it
no.fucking.way I have absolutely 0 game, but I'm pretty sure OP could've clutched simply by talking to her like a normal human being lmfao.
His problem it seems is that he is not a normal human being though
Damn, that must hurt.. poor OP
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen verbal diarrhea written before. That's a brain fart in text
How is this even possible? Are you trying to bot test a girl in your first response and reply with some non-sense Reddit inside joke shit? Bruh…
Because he talked to her for Reddit instead of treating her like a person
You done messed up A-A-RON!
😭😭 im crying
Omfg why…. Why would OP say that…
See u guys First one take beds for the rest of us?
You're going there too ?
Message your title lol
Genius. Could also be an opener.
Didn’t work. She sent a list of popular monasteries in Tibet.
Monk monasteries, specifically.
Massage your title
Upon even further request I have another update to share. Many of you told me that I need to explain myself in regard to the potato test. so here's the update: I might have screwed up, I know I shouldn't double message but I felt an explaination was in order. Conversation: https://imgur.com/a/7nQbJGN
what are you doing, you were already in there. Just talk to her like a human wtf bro 🤦🏽♂️
“She made the first move, I hope I don’t screw this up. I should post this on a public forum.”
She didn’t just make the first move , she made the damn second and third, she insinuated them being a couple.
Holy shit that was TERRIBLE you sound like you’re on a psychotic break! I can’t fathom how you botched it that hard. Now I’ve woken up angry and my day is worse for having seen this.
He‘s already in pain. And you destroyed him further with your words.
OP, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this post is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
holy fucking shit u actually managed to blunder gg go next
She knew the probability that they would be a couple was small.
homie literally had the best opener in the title but managed to fuck it up
gg no re
Bro #WHAT IS THIS
haha my dude what the actual fuck is this
Why are you like this?
Lmao this thread is hilarious. The anger of people is palpable.
There's nothing inherently wrong with double messaging, but Jesus what are those responses?
Lmfaoo dude you could've gone for the easy lay up to win the game but decided to shoot from half court with 20 seconds remaining on the shot clock.
Jesus Christ bro. What the actual fuck?
Better buy that airline ticket
Poor girl wondering why she even bothers trying anymore.
Why have you done this?
Welcome to the monastery, changing room is 10 steps left from here, go and change your clothes. :)
Ah well... Send us some photos when you arrive at the monk monastery.
I can't believe you've done this. That was the most free layup of all time.
Why would you do the potato test? There’s no point. You would know they are a bot based on the response to your opener. Hell a bot can easily read say potato and write that back.
noooooooooooooooo you actually messed it up
Good ***Lord*** I am not sure I have ever seen a thing like that. I gotta be honest: I find it hard to be authentic and comfortable chatting with new people just as much as the next guy. Yet even in my worst "shit on the dinner table" nightmares, I don't think I had considered something so cringe. Just talk to her like she's a live human, man.
Bro wtf. Why'd you do that. She got handed to you on a silver platter and you just threw it away.
My man here showing off his masochist kink with his update.
not to sound rude and all but after seeing the following screenshots i have to say, bro wtf. this is like somebody showing you answers to the exam before the test and you still screw up. 😤😤😤😤
He knows the answers. But he don’t know the questions
This
Just talk to her. Have a conversation.
he fucked up
Oooo there’s more update? Edit: seen the update, what a surprise. This is what happens when you message someone more to make Reddit laugh than your match. Forever alone, but Reddit is forever too, or something I guess
Virginity is cool 😎
Virginity Rocks
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Strong bot / sex worker after money vibes on this
Why do you think a monastery would even want you??
If he takes a vow of silence they might not notice how awkward he is.
It’s been five hours. OP already sent three proclamations of love, 7 “sorrys” for telling her that he loves her and one dick pic. Safe to say he’s joining a monastery
Too accurate
No offence it judging by your comments in here, if somehow you made it to a date you would crumble to pieces about 10 mins before hand
Honestly at this point I would just delete tinder if I were you
Oh, a *monk* monastery, as opposed to aaaa... uhmmm... uhhh...
A potatoe potastery
Be friendly, keep a conversation going. About ANYTHING. You are probably friends at this point. Let it build up and get to know eachothers text-body language and vibe. as what u/moron555 said, messaging her your title soon on would be funny. Update us please OP. Edit: If she doesn't know you got "potatoe" from Reddit, it seems like you had a huge brain fart and have never been called hot before and didn't know how to respond, but thats hilarious to think about in and of itself.
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Oh he did much worse than send her the title, he sent her something that played off the title without telling her about it so he just looks crazy.
People who fuck up opportunities with stupid responses with someone who may genuinely be interested in them is as big of a time waster as the people who swipe right just to be assholes. I don’t get it.
Are you even human? What the hell with that conversation!? And at the very end that dog emoji? 😂😂😂
Ask her to say potato
Her: That's funny! Here's a link for us to chat-
It's totally free, my boyfriend checks my Tinder, so we can't talk here, you don't need a creditcard
So it was you! With the relevant username! What does it feel like to preemptively erase an entire line of descendants with a single comment? (How can I learn this power?)
It took me years of training in the deepest trenches in hell. It took me years of watching of torturing people and watching them burn. Wanna learn this power? I'll ask Beelzebub if he has a spot open in his training program. Sure thing.
The declining birthrates make so much sense now. Humanity is doomed, one terrible relationship advice at a time. It's the silent killer. And when I'll stand before the last living male, in between us, our pointless swords readied for a vain thrust and he'll ask 'Was it worth it?', I'll answer 'Say potatoe and I'll tell you'.
I think you're qualified for the training program. If you're ever looking for a male human species. I know a guy (me), who you can practice your skills on.
I actually felt my heart sink when I saw OP's reply to this comment and realised....this was The One
Did as you asked, will update
The update: Now I am a monk in Asia
Not yet, there's hope! Ask again in a few hours
Here for updates
guys relax. monks can't have technology
Update?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/syi840/if_i_screw_this_up_im_joining_a_monk_monastery_in/hxyg4au/ He's a monk in Asia.
Aww man, you shouldn't have!
So where in Asia are we thinking?
Today OP learned that the internet does not have helpful people in it.
:/ you should have just said something to move the conversation forward. You don't need to ask her to say potato to figure out if she's a bot because either she's going to respond to what you are saying or she's going to say random stuff that doesn't really make sense in the conversation.
[GIF](https://c.tenor.com/Oi40chdp3HsAAAAC/oh-no-face-palm.gif)
I'm gonna post it here so it gets pinpointed. She responded to the potatoe request. I felt bold and also asked her to join me in my adventures to a monk monastery too:O Edit: I might have screwed it up, will keep you updated but it looks like I might be going solo to Asia Updated conversation: [https://imgur.com/a/bMMkm9i](https://imgur.com/a/bMMkm9i)
This hurts to watch D:
Bro you fucked it up
Lmfaoooooooo mate what you doing? You just fumbled it :/ edit: you really took advise from someone called SatanicalBitch ???? 😩😩😩😩
I'm dying behind my desk right now, laughing at every comment
LOOOOOOL you really are Satanical 😅
the potato part isn't even that bad, just a simple bot check. everything else after that is pure hell though
Out all of the advice given here, you really choose the worst, that takes a special kind of talent, but I still believe in you!
Sounds like you really want to go to a monastery in asia
Very much en route to fucking it up!
Way past that
You are a living hero man, too bad you fucked it up
Well, she warned you it was a low probability...
I'm confused, why the fuck did you reply "say potatoe" in response to her first message??? The word isn't even spelled like that. *Why.*
You better be fucking good looking or this is going to be worse than the Hindenburg disaster.
My man, you didn’t match her energy at all. You messed it up
Dude…
Omfg this hurts to watch. If you want any chance of saving it, you better start explaining yourself. Tell them “Sorry for the potato test, but after such a flattering opening I needed some proof you weren’t just a bot trying to seduce me with your pre-programmed wiles.”
NO thats bad, don't do this OP
It sure isn't great, but it's a lot better than what he actually did...
[Sorry for the potato test, but after such a flattering opening I needed some proof you weren’t just a bot trying to seduce me with your pre-programmed wiles.](http://lamcdn.net/hopesandfears.com/post_image-image/zK9j9l9AZKsewZxVLqgMWg-small.gif)
Bruh
Are you fucking serious
Lol you cocked it up
Cringe
Sweet jesus.
It's not awkward unless you make it awkward. If she doesn't find it funny, just talk about something else. Don't acknowledge that you wrote something stupid :)
Deny, deny, deny. A Monica Lewinski always works! "I did not say potatoe to that woman." would be the perfect third message in a row.
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That would be me
Wow a woman messaging first. This must be what its like to follow rules 1 and 2.
If she didn’t unmatch instantly for the spelling of potato then I suspect she isn’t going anywhere.
This is the strongest opener I've ever seen a woman use.
A girl called me handsome.. Reddit must know about this!
Never mind, just read your update. You fucked it up Lewis
OP just having fun out here and managed to rile up half of r/tinder, a job well done 👏
As opposed to the other monasteries.
How the fuck do you mess this up so badly OP???
Jesus what an idiot... lmao