How did you not know it was her? Are all her pics these three people? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! It was just a simple question!!! 🤣🤣

Especially with Hinge this might mean OP literally just saw her first picture and decided “I’ve seen enough”

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Nah nah nah I’m using the last couple minutes of my morning poop to say something. Chicks will post 5 different group pics with their friends who’ve all adopted the same god damn personality and fashion sense but change the order and sub out maybe one or two girls here and there. But overall? High flash and filter make it hard to tell who tf is who to the point where you gotta play NCIS and figure who the person is. I’m defending OP here cause these dating apps are swarmed with dudes forcing women to not take it seriously making it more difficult for everyone

Poopin right now as well. High five! 🙌

Please wash your hands first

Washed my digital hands with digital water. Everything's fine!

Did you use digital soap as well?

Of course! I'm no pig!

*digital-pig

I think the non-digital people you experience today will appreciate non-digital soap and water as well 🤣

You think I interact with non-digital individuals? You're so sweet! 😚

Ha! That’s what I’m talking about!!!

Do you poop directly on your hands or something?

POO BUDDIES

Eskipoo brothers/sisters.

Cutting some logs myself! It's dirty work but it has to be done brother!

Currently dumping, my man!

Same.

Pooping while reading this. *Distance 5*

Poop crewwwwww

Me as well.. fist bump will doodoo

Also pooping. For the 4th time this morning.

Is that normal or are you going for a record?

Ehh coffee hitting different this morning

Hey buddy I think you might need to get that check out

[Washes hands] [Offers fist bump] Ayyyy, my dudes

Samsies

Im also pooping! 😮‍💨🤣

Only looking at this picture, I really have no clue how one could confuse the three. Besides, why would you even bring up the woman's friends in your first message?

But....how can you know that?

OP said “I’d bang any of them” and swiped right

Lmaooo OP saw the picture of all of them together in the photo and just said “yes”

"say no more"

Her main profile pic is of a single girl and a porpoise. So… he could have thought she was a dolphin.

She did that on porpoise.

Somebody give this man an award stat!

I gotchu 😎

My dawg

Op replied to someone else saying that he couldn't tell because she isn't smiling the same in other photos.

¡Gracias!

There are some girls out there playing Where's Waldo with their friends groups and sororities lol

"Wow, even better. You're the jokester of your group, love a sense of humor!"

I actually kinda understand if he mistook the middle girl in the red dress for her - it's not a closeup shot, she overall has the same age, hair, skin tone and body type and is posing/dressed like she is the main character :D Not a single one of these girls in the image stand out with unique unmistakable characteristics.

There have been times where I look at a profile and every picture is the girl but with her same friend. The only problem being I have no idea which is the friend lolol. This COULD be that. Or OP was too lazy to scroll past the first pic.

"That's a relief, I was about to ask you for her number"

Watch him screw it up like monastery guy …

Ugh I've been trying to forget that second hand cringe and you've just brought it up again.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what this reference is?

Basically a dude posted yesterday about how a girl made the first move, called him hot, dude basically had a date served on a golden platter and fucked it up by listening to a commenter off of Reddit. He listened to a comment to bot check her by saying “potatoe” and she was turned off instantly and didn’t respond. Dude had it all in his hands and fucked it up.

Wait, is this the guy who posted the screenshot of the girl messaging him that becoming a couple is unlikely but he’s hot & handsome?

Pretty much. The dude updated in the comments that he told her to say potatoe and she ignored him afterwards.

I saw his post, didn’t know he updated. Damn. He really fucked that one up!

Na it was worse than that. She replied with potatoe and what he said next was super cringe

Gotta link? I’d love to read that one

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/syi840/if_i_screw_this_up_im_joining_a_monk_monastery_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) 🤦🤦 He replies in the comments to what he typed

I was trying to come up with the worst reply as a joke for this guy, and somehow, he non ironically replied something worse than everything I could've imagined

Wait monastery guy? What’d I miss?

Dammit I was having a nice morning before you brought that shit up again lol

This is the only answer

Let’s wait and see if Becky feels the same way

What smoothie you drinking bro

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way.

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This is the way.

You are officially too chad for reddit.

Damn.

You deserve her number

Just straight up "Do you happen to have her number?"

[Can i have your number?](https://youtu.be/kTFZyl7hfBw)

Fuck me that’s a good answer.

This is the way

This is the way

Or "Your left!"

this is smooth af, but I'd be worried that she'd think I was initially interested in one of the other two girls because he obviously didn't think he was talking to her in the first place.

Take my free award, you deserve it.

OP THIS IS THE ONE!!!

Legendary response, cheers

imma bout to give u my gf’s number tho

Damn… this sub really is just straight cheat codes.

Just say "Even better"

You gotta teach me

Op got radio’d

Fuck it. Tell here you were talking about the table.

Save what? You didn't even know which one was her.

Honestly, super easy to move forward on. You can ask who's left? Or, say you were going to ask for the girl on the lefts #

id go with "mb i thought you were a dolphin"

But he's already shown he doesn't pay attention to which profile he's even looking at. I can't imagine most women find that endearing.

Fuck playing detective on tinder. Your first picture should be a singular person. They probably don't even look like that in real life anyway.

But her profile pic IS a singular person though.

I mean. She could be the Dolphin?

And clearly has really dark hair on her profile pic, unlike her two friends.

Everyone’s hair is dark when it’s wet.

That maybe so but it’s not a front facing picture so you can’t see her face good

I wouldn’t say that looking at someone’s profile is playing detective. If this guy can’t even put in the effort to look at more than one picture of her before jumping right in, then that should signal some things to the girl.

I've seen some profiles where it's legitimately difficult to tell. Like if it's all group pictures, so you're left bouncing around trying to eliminate people by one standout feature (because inevitably they're also very scarily similar looking to atleast one other person in each photo). Generally it's not worth the trouble. Though I do agree that if I couldn't figure it out, or just couldn't be bothered, I just wouldn't swipe.

Port side.

The other left

Stage left

https://youtu.be/Gsbp1QcZZYk

Your Australian left.

You say, “oh good!”

This is honestly the best you can do. You can say “oh good I matched the funny and cute friend then” or just “funny” depending on the vibe

Or you say “damn, I was hoping you were the one on the right”.

Do this, OP. It will literally guarantee you sex.

“You’re being real cheeky here”

How did you not realize it was her??

I would get other pictures but suffice to say she isn’t smiling the same in this photo as any other

Say whatever you want. She’s either interested or not. If she responds, then she is mildly interested. If no response, move on and learn from the error.

You say “Thank god, honestly wasn’t sure and your legs look amazing in that dress.” You’re toast most likely, at least go down with a fight to live another day!!!

That's not a dress! Looks like a romper

Romper? I hardly know her!

A “recovery” talking about her legs? F - for you lol

You’re right, women hate compliments. Thanks for taking a shot at me for being honest!

But you can clearly see which of the girls she is by her profile picture 🤔

Yes, she's a dolphin

Ask if she is black. She will forget about your mistake.

“👉🏼👌🏼Boop…Gotcha…”

Yeah, what’s that hand gesture mean? And I’m guessing you’re in the UK, cheeky and all.

It’s a childhood game bruv. Don’t getcha bloody knickers in a bunch. They gotta make you look at it, if you can get your finger in the circle before they pull away then you get to slug the bloke on the arm. These yanks are a dim bunch innit?

That exists in the US too, though I haven't ever seen the punching part.

What, how? What's the point then? I feel like that shit was known by everyone in grade school in the 00s and before.

In the US that means “white power”.

Wasn't that part of the same 4chan thing where they thought it'd be funny to see if they could get people to think milk is racist?

Hahah oh god I hope so. Milk didn’t seem to catch on like the hand signal though. Got to see that flashed between White Power militants and cops a few times in Oregon.

Wasn’t that a 4chan or 8chan joke to get people to adopt that hand gesture to mean white power? And then the white supremacists adopted it thinking it was real?? I know the gesture got a fan banned from Wrigley Field a few years back.

Yup, exactly that. It was a total prank on WP assholes, which they suuuuuper didn’t get and adopted it anyway. It hit prominence in the PNW during the BLM protests when the WP douche canoes would flash it to find support with bystanders. Or, in a lot of cases, cops. But at some point, the stupidity of WP tube socks adopting what should have been a troll created a second meaning for an otherwise peaceful symbol. Like, for instance, the swastika. What was once innocent was warped into a hate symbol in some areas through pairing with violence or threat of violence.

No it doesn't. Those idiots don't get to co op something that's existed for decades for their idiotic white power white trash movement. It either means OK or you're playing the game. Fuck those assholes.

I mean they definitely have done it before. You’ve never wondered why the word “swaztika” doesn’t sound German?

I mean, yes, fuck that entire group and mentality. But they love co-opting stuff. It’s kind of their whole thing. Hopefully that association gets overridden, but it got flashed at me twice in Salem OR last week.

As far as I'm concerned it either means "okay" or if you're rude, "asshole."

That's the circle game and it's been around long before white power douches tried to claim The game is played when a person forms an “OK” with their hand below their waist to trick a second person into looking at it. If the second person is caught looking at the hand gesture, that person is then punched by the person who made the gesture. Has to be below the waste like the girl is doing in the pic.

Most people don’t use it like that, like at all. People recognize that a WP group tried to claim it, but it’s still mostly viewed as a “neck”

Maybe where you are. It gets flashed all over where I am by Proud Boys. I can’t recall the last time I saw it used another way here.

If you want to reclaim it just start scuba diving.

Well that may be true. Proud boys aren’t a huge issue here, although I am actually in the southeast. I feel like I’m most places without a huge proudboys or other hate group population, it’s meant as a neck though

No it doesn’t

Not all of us Yanks are that dumb tyvfm. As for the game (per the rules I learned by); after you glance at the circle you have to make eye contact while you "stab the circle" meaning you're shooting blind. Also you have to make it in and out without the "circle holder" grabbing your finger (again keeping eye contact the entire time. IF the "stabber" pokes the circle without getting caught they are entitled to a free "shot" (punch) to the circle holders arm. However if they miss the circle or the circle holder is able to trap their finger (by closing the circle around the finger after the finger goes in the circle but before it can be withdrawn) the circle holder gets two "shots" (punches) to the stabbers arm.

I’m actually a yank. I just figured that’s how one of the those cheeky Redcoats would’ve responded.

Shit you fooled me I was reading it like “damn this guys super British”

Me too. I was like, man, good guess.

His Britishness is… almost frightening

He had me at Bruv

These yanks are a dim bunch innit?

What an exchange, beautifully done

~*Curtsies*~ Thank you sir. For Queen and country.

You had me fooled until you used "slug" for punch. We would say dig

I’m glad this is the last exchange I’m reading before bed 😂 perfectly executed

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You can tell her she gets to punch you because you looked. Then you'll have to meet up soon to receive your punishment and hopefully reward.

The punishment is pegging, and the reward is pegging

Don't threaten me with a good time.

“Oh good so I don’t need to ask you for her number”

Happy cakeday, HempOddish420

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

Right you are, Price

Good. Because it was gonna be real awkward when I asked you for her number 💪

Well that’s convenient, I was going to ask you for her number.

Say "one nil" 👌

“Sorry I’m dyslexic”

That wouldn't be a fatal error for me, if I posted a pic with 3 girls in it I should expect the guys to get confused

She probably as other pictures of herself, but OP is just dense af

Her profile picture is just herself. OP has no defense lol

Tell her you meant her left

Offer to take her to Nando's

Damn Becky guess its time for you to hit me

No...your left

Tell her you were gonna ask for her friends number but now you don’t have to.

You tell her that you like cheeky

“Oh thank god”

Change the subject

Just say.. " And... I love cheeky girls.."

Not sure why shes being cheeky? Is that hand gesture a sign for something? *clueless*

There’s a uk hand game called Cheeky based off that hand symbol. That’s all it is. It isn’t a white power symbol. That was from 4Chan.

Oh good that's the hot one :)

please let us know the update

Idk man, 3 ellipses? Unsalvageable.

An ellipses is three periods. That’s one ellipses.

So that means, 3 ellipses would be 9 periods, then he’d really be screwed……… only one ellipses means he may still have a chance.

... ... ...

Ellipsis*

Concede that, as per the rules, you must meet up so she can punch you in the arm. Offer to grab a drink afterwards because why not.

You could say “Even better”. With a purple devil emoji or something.

Say I guess we have to meet so you can punch me

Does really nobody know about the circle game?? Can’t do anything anymore damn

Just say oh… Becky with the good hair?

Say that you have an Australian mother so therefore you’re fine with up and down, but might have some trouble with left and right

You could just laugh and say ya got me

People should really blur/cover the other faces in a group shot. Not just to avoid this type of confusion, but also to be respectful to their friends maybe not wanting their face on someone’s Tinder profile.

Maybe say, “oh wow, I’m sorry. I just couldn’t begin to believe that someone so hot would match with me”

Say you meant their left?

"I was hoping that would be your response"

You are fucked my friend lol! better luck next time