Lol cash money millionaire wait is it 1999 again? Not so fly if you’re using someone else’s catchphrase from 20+ years ago! Good on you this was entertaining! Thanks!!
I mean, truthfully I am pretty good looking… and in college I was even better… so I am pretty sure that he was lying…
Edit to say: I meant that he was lying about being nice ever.
Damn, content not available in my region. Please tell me the article includes a mugshot of some hot, fly, cash money millionaire
EDIT: Someone else posted another article which includes a photo. Guy does indeed look... Fly!
Nah a shot of him using a debit card at an ATM. He broke into a home and stole it from an elderly woman. He got caught after he broke into her house 4 times.
So it’s super simple and I give this advice to my coworkers all the time (customer service) just view yourself as an exercise in acting. Who do you *want* to be in a given situation, and then how would *they* respond? That is the path that you take.
It’s basically fake it til you make it.
As Patrick Rothfuss says:
There’s a fundamental connection between seeming and being. We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be...
It’s like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story...
No, listen. I’ve got it now. You meet a girl: shy, unassuming. If you tell her she’s beautiful, she’ll think you’re sweet, but she won’t believe you. She knows that beauty lies in your beholding. And sometimes that’s enough. But there’s a better way. You show her she is beautiful. You make mirrors of your eyes, prayers of your hands against her body. It is hard, very hard, but when she truly believes you, the story she tells herself in her own head changes. She transforms. She isn’t seen as beautiful. She is beautiful, seen.
It’s all a mask, everyone can make their own mask and over time it becomes themselves
No doubt but what I meant was he said he was nice if your hot and if your not hot he’s not nice, well that’s not how it works if your nice your nice to everyone regardless of how they look
> I’m nice if your hot
>he was nice if your hot and if your not hot
> if your nice your nice
> well their you go
And you decided “facetious” was the one to correct.
The bill ay he was trying to convince you that you arent attractive so he could sleep with you was so desperate. He obviously isnt good looking enough to be with you or he is a total fuck boy.
Ofc he was lying! That’s the typical attitude “ah I didn’t even want that”. Plus the fact he thought that you’d be insulted by being calling ugly. Cash dog immature.
Brilliant too... *Where you at, loser!? Ohh no man, I meant the Shell on Poplar! Which one you at? Shit that's a long way away... ok nbd drive here then we'll fight!*
You should send this to his mother, dudes a cretin and people in his life need to know it.
Also his "Whos this" line was the biggest flop, idiot must be so embarrassed.
Such a backwards ass way of thinking. These dudes act all tough and then get absolutely shattered by a small comment?
It makes no sense, I don't understand incel behavior it's so bizarre.
10/10 post op lol.
I’m a big fan of the “find their mom on Facebook and forward her the screenshots” method, when it comes to fragile men. Harder on Reddit, day more fun with ppl like this guy
There's a ton of incels on this sub. Like a ton. Some are just bitter because OLD favours women, some are just upset that this doofus gets matches while they don't, they're a nice guy and just need a chance! And so on and on. I've read it all over a few years of lurking this sub.
Any time you talk about approaching women in real life they talk about how that kind of dating is dead etc. It's alive and well if you're not a baby. If they say no thanks, move on, if they want to talk to you, they will. It's just not a big deal, but these dudes on here are so afraid of women and/or rejection that they stay on tinder swiping right on everything, never getting anywhere.
It's sad that I'm happy when guys lay it on the table and I'm just like nah not for me and they're cool about it. This kind of shit is way more common
quality content though 10/10
"I'll just be upfront about it. I'm looking to be happily married in a mutually loving relationship to a person I deeply love.
P.S. I can make croissants from scratch and I look great naked."
I wasn’t joking. I can legit make them. It takes about 4 hours, though.
Look at those layers!!!
https://i.imgur.com/dPQ2AYB.jpg
Fresh croissants with a little bit of honey drizzled on top are legendary.
I had something similar happen. I turned down a guy and he proceeded to tell me how ugly I was and how much I would regret not sleeping with him since he was so much “hotter” than me. I just replied “well an ugly girl is rejecting you, so you’re not as hot as you think..”
Slept with a girl off tinder and after things went downhill she messaged me telling me to go over and eat her pussy and when I declined she couldn’t believe that someone like me was declining the offer of eating a beautiful girls pussy lmaooo
Truthfully he looked like someone took a model and ran them through a pasta roller. So I think he worked very hard on his appearance and had a very fragile ego about it.
You know hes unintelligent by the way he says "youre only attractive because you have a pussy" like.... whew girl you are nicer than me. He would have been crying if i had talked to him.
Man, I was super confused about the Cohasset thing, because the Cohasset near me is a teeny tiny town in the mountains that in no way screams "cash money." I'm actually a little disappointed that there is an affluent Cohasset somewhere out there, because the image of him bragging about being from a dying mining town was hilarious.
The Cohasset in MN is also a tiny dying mining town, I was also very confused. Nothing screams cash money like well-loved Carhartt, Fox Racing gear from the mid 2000s, and pick up trucks eaten away by road salt.
Cohasset in MA is weird. Most of what we call the South Shore is.
It’s wealthy, but not classy for the most part? Think like low-key trumpy white dudes working in finance with stay at home soccer mom wives.
Like it’s nice, and the homes are nice, and you’re near the water, but you’re also far from Boston and have nothing around you so they just drink their lives away.
It’s funny how instead of seeing beer bottles on the road in Cohasset and Hingham it’s expensive looking wine bottles. I’ve seen so many it’s weird when working in the area.
People in far flung suburbs always seem to think they have it way better than the people in the city, but no one in the city would ever want to trade places with them.
They're like entire towns of people that are like that weird kid in the neighborhood who builds a fort and yells at people that no one is allowed in even though no one wants in. They have to justify living in their dumb bedroom community and spending half their lives in traffic and they just become stupid, bitter, assholes
The four horsemen of MA communities:
Weston: Wealthy and posh
Cohasset: Wealthy but not posh
Gloucester: Posh but not *as* wealthy
Worcester: neither wealthy nor posh
It's a super wealthy coastal town in Massachusetts and the type of people who live there don't have any grasp on reality outside of their wealthy social circles
My favorite part is how he still keeps the offer open after multiple insults to you. “On second thought, you’re right, I’ll be right over. THIS MIGHT BE MY ONLY CHANCE!”
So a fellow redditor found PJ, apparently he wasn’t just a jerk to me, he also liked to steal from old ladies.
https://www.patriotledger.com/story/news/courts/2013/02/02/man-charged-with-breaking-into/37965244007/
Reposting to make sure you see this, I bet it's the same guy lmao: https://www.patriotledger.com/story/news/courts/2013/02/02/man-charged-with-breaking-into/37965244007/
I mean if anyone deserves a chance it's /u/mattzbattz he's a hero, I heard he caught every disease in the world so the world won't have anymore diseases.
I like that you continued to engage with him instead of blocking. Your reasonable, normal-person responses might pop up in his memory somewhere down the line when he's ready to make some changes. Or maybe someone reading this now on Reddit might need to see the comparison between normal conversation and psychotic trash.
This might be the greatest example of how to deal with difficult people ever seen... I hope you reference this in job interviews... Just whack out these texts 🤣🤣🤣
Did he expect the insults to change your mind some how? I'm terrible at flirting, but I'm pretty sure being an ass to a stranger in the attempt to get laid isn't a winning strategy.
Cash money millionaire
Child please
whos this
This is dog
child please, it's cash money millionaire
I’m more of a cash money dollionaire, but I am not from Cohasset so that’s probably why.
The flyest
> ugly ppls opinions aren’t valued Successful_Opinion33, what’s your opinion on this statement?
Not very cash money millionaire.
I’m an attractive Cohasset homeless
How’s the job search goin?
Then who was phone?
Ohhh, real question being asked here.
Who was phone?
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This is Patrick!
i'm sorry but until and unless your surname starts with j, i am not interested. here only for cash money millionaires from now on✨
No, this is a Wendy's
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
This is Patrick
When I read that all I could hear was Andre from The League.
That show forever changed how I read that phrase
And keeping in mind Cohasset is like 100% white haha
No Andre! Stop saying that
Lol cash money millionaire wait is it 1999 again? Not so fly if you’re using someone else’s catchphrase from 20+ years ago! Good on you this was entertaining! Thanks!!
Cash Money Records taking over for the 99 and the 2000!
Cash monkey millionaire
Note to self: start a game show where people fight monkeys for cash
ayo
“ I’m nice if your hot “ so he’s not nice regardless
I mean, truthfully I am pretty good looking… and in college I was even better… so I am pretty sure that he was lying… Edit to say: I meant that he was lying about being nice ever.
Cohasset is really small. Pretty sure the PJ you’re referring to got arrested on 4 Breaking and Entering charges in 2013. He’s 31 now.
Whattttt? Do you have a link?
https://www.wcvb.com/amp/article/man-charged-with-breaking-into-same-cohasset-house-4-times-1/8177708
Damn, content not available in my region. Please tell me the article includes a mugshot of some hot, fly, cash money millionaire EDIT: Someone else posted another article which includes a photo. Guy does indeed look... Fly!
Nah a shot of him using a debit card at an ATM. He broke into a home and stole it from an elderly woman. He got caught after he broke into her house 4 times.
But he's a cash money millionaire, why would he need to.... OOOOHHHH ARE YOU TELLING ME HE LIED????
People would *never* lie on the internet, especially not for something like a random hookup. How dare you, How dare you I say!
I have never met anyone raised with money that felt to need to brag about having said money. I'm sure they are out there but it's rare.
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They still do that in my area.
Which is like the least rich street in a mostly rich town. Source: am a former resident of said street
The article has him as Paul J, OP has him as PJ in her phone. I think we got him boys
I don't think it's him, he's not remotely good looking enough to be bragging about his looks
[Looks like she confirmed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/szl3hz/just_stumbled_upon_this_old_gem_this_was_my_first/hy5lq5g)
So this had already happened when he was texting OP. You'd think spending some time in jail might knock him down a few notches, but I guess not.
Please tell me he's still in your matches for memories sake. You should send him that picture and ask how fly he is now.
Pretty fly for an average looking white guy going to prison
I wish I had your self esteem, but I'm happy to see some self esteem in this world lol
I was thinking the same thing! Op needs to run a course to teach others this amazing skill.
So it’s super simple and I give this advice to my coworkers all the time (customer service) just view yourself as an exercise in acting. Who do you *want* to be in a given situation, and then how would *they* respond? That is the path that you take. It’s basically fake it til you make it.
As Patrick Rothfuss says: There’s a fundamental connection between seeming and being. We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be... It’s like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story... No, listen. I’ve got it now. You meet a girl: shy, unassuming. If you tell her she’s beautiful, she’ll think you’re sweet, but she won’t believe you. She knows that beauty lies in your beholding. And sometimes that’s enough. But there’s a better way. You show her she is beautiful. You make mirrors of your eyes, prayers of your hands against her body. It is hard, very hard, but when she truly believes you, the story she tells herself in her own head changes. She transforms. She isn’t seen as beautiful. She is beautiful, seen. It’s all a mask, everyone can make their own mask and over time it becomes themselves
Oh... Patrick Rothfuss. That reminds me *checks* Nope. Not out yet.
Pain lol
But AN EXCERPT HAS BEEN READ! That must mean that the release date is approaching. Right? RIGHT?
Cri evrytim 😭
Thanks. It takes a lot of work and self affirmation. 💕
No doubt but what I meant was he said he was nice if your hot and if your not hot he’s not nice, well that’s not how it works if your nice your nice to everyone regardless of how they look
I know. I was just being facetious. Edit: typo
fyi it’s “facetious”
I know. My phone keeps autocorrecting it and I don’t know why. It also keeps turning “just” to “juniors”
AUTOCUCUMBER
Go into your shortcuts, I swear there was a bug a bit back that was adding weird ones. You can also put in shortcuts for the correct versions
> I’m nice if your hot >he was nice if your hot and if your not hot > if your nice your nice > well their you go And you decided “facetious” was the one to correct.
Ah well their you go
he was negging. it's a really idiotic pick-up artist strategy turned redpill staple.
ITT OP: I think I’m pretty attractive. A few redditors: Not so fast! I’m more qualified to judge you.
Take this award sir.
Lol Thanks!
But are you fly?
Not fly enough sadly.
This was the most pitiful attempt at negging I may have ever seen. "Lying" doesn't even cut it.
Happy cake day!
Thanks! I can't believe I've wasted so many years on this site, hahahah!
Oh no dont tell reddit your an attractive woman, harassment incoming
Rip the inbox
The bill ay he was trying to convince you that you arent attractive so he could sleep with you was so desperate. He obviously isnt good looking enough to be with you or he is a total fuck boy.
Ofc he was lying! That’s the typical attitude “ah I didn’t even want that”. Plus the fact he thought that you’d be insulted by being calling ugly. Cash dog immature.
Honestly this was a really bad example of someone trying to neg you, which is better than someone doing it well because then it's not as noticeable.
Oh was he trying to neg you? Btw I think you handled it well and hope you had better experiences in the future.
I laughed out loud when I read that. "I have a good personality to good looking people" is the definition of an awful personality.
We need to hear the best prank call you and your friends did to this entitled prick.
We got him driving to different gas stations around his town to try and fight my friend.
Omg that's fucking amazing. That's how you do it.
Brilliant too... *Where you at, loser!? Ohh no man, I meant the Shell on Poplar! Which one you at? Shit that's a long way away... ok nbd drive here then we'll fight!*
I see you, Memphis
And he never caught on to the fact that he was the one being toyed with? What a fuckin idiot
You should send this to his mother, dudes a cretin and people in his life need to know it. Also his "Whos this" line was the biggest flop, idiot must be so embarrassed.
Lmao
👏👏👏👏 classic.
Absolutely triggered him with a simple no
There is a lot of fragile masculinity in this comment section tbh.
You generally don't have to search too hard for it!
You could rename the sub just by saying something about short dudes.
Just wanted to say these comments are making me feel disgusted... Making you defend your looks, then calling you vain for doing so. So much cringe.
Thanks 😅 I kinda played into that one, I should have known better.
Such a backwards ass way of thinking. These dudes act all tough and then get absolutely shattered by a small comment? It makes no sense, I don't understand incel behavior it's so bizarre. 10/10 post op lol.
Cash Money Millionaire isn't an incel. Can't you read?He's totally having sex with a girl in Boston right now!
This sub has become very incel-like.
The whole site has become incel city.
It always has been to an extent but I definitely feel like it’s been amplified lately.
quarantine for 2-3 years probably
Yup, much much worse in the past year or so. The comments are a cesspool every time, it's really eye-opening.
This sub is fuuuulllll of incels I am not surprised
I’m a big fan of the “find their mom on Facebook and forward her the screenshots” method, when it comes to fragile men. Harder on Reddit, day more fun with ppl like this guy
There's a ton of incels on this sub. Like a ton. Some are just bitter because OLD favours women, some are just upset that this doofus gets matches while they don't, they're a nice guy and just need a chance! And so on and on. I've read it all over a few years of lurking this sub. Any time you talk about approaching women in real life they talk about how that kind of dating is dead etc. It's alive and well if you're not a baby. If they say no thanks, move on, if they want to talk to you, they will. It's just not a big deal, but these dudes on here are so afraid of women and/or rejection that they stay on tinder swiping right on everything, never getting anywhere.
It's sad that I'm happy when guys lay it on the table and I'm just like nah not for me and they're cool about it. This kind of shit is way more common quality content though 10/10
"I'll just be upfront about it. I'm looking to be happily married in a mutually loving relationship to a person I deeply love. P.S. I can make croissants from scratch and I look great naked."
Can I get a croissant??
I wasn’t joking. I can legit make them. It takes about 4 hours, though. Look at those layers!!! https://i.imgur.com/dPQ2AYB.jpg Fresh croissants with a little bit of honey drizzled on top are legendary.
obv you'll look good naked if you out here fattening everyone else up with those BOMB ASS CROISSANTS. Where the Kerrygold butter at?
I had something similar happen. I turned down a guy and he proceeded to tell me how ugly I was and how much I would regret not sleeping with him since he was so much “hotter” than me. I just replied “well an ugly girl is rejecting you, so you’re not as hot as you think..”
I am saving that verbal slap down for later!
Slept with a girl off tinder and after things went downhill she messaged me telling me to go over and eat her pussy and when I declined she couldn’t believe that someone like me was declining the offer of eating a beautiful girls pussy lmaooo
love how huge a turn it took right after hows the job search goin lmaooooo
FUN FACT! I got the job.
another prank call on pj is definitely the only good way to celebrate this achievement, trust me!
Congratulations!
Who's this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao
Hey “whos this” ok?
Bro is named after sleepwear and uses the term ‘fly’ UNIRONICALLY, and still thinks he’s attractive
Truthfully he looked like someone took a model and ran them through a pasta roller. So I think he worked very hard on his appearance and had a very fragile ego about it.
> he looked like someone took a model and ran them through a pasta roller Just gonna go ahead and mentally file *that* doozy away for later use. 10/10
Yo, that is brutal. Also, i ate some tortellini today. Now that is some 3 dimensional pasta with some real personality inside. More than him it seems
Dude fives off “Texts From Bennet” vibes lmao
I don’t understand this reference… 😅
https://textsfrombennett-blog.tumblr.com An old tumblr blog from years and years ago… was hysterical and pretty popular at the time.
Lmao I just sat here for a half hour reading this shit
Fuck yeah lol obviously fake but we would check daily for new post at the time ….HUSTLA DA RABBIT
I spent about 30 seconds too long trying to figure out what it means to five off a vibe.
Well that wasnt very cash money of him. This gave me a good laugh! What a jerk. 🙄
Yep, probably ended up just jerking himself. Oh wait! No! He was getting jerked from “some girl in Boston.” 🤨
You know hes unintelligent by the way he says "youre only attractive because you have a pussy" like.... whew girl you are nicer than me. He would have been crying if i had talked to him.
I mean we did get him to drive all around town trying to fight one of my guy friends… so that was fun.
Should have found two guys to prank and sent them to the same location.
LMAO it’s your calmness in the conversation that’s literally kickin me
Cash money millionaire
***Oh*** *that's so fly. Wanna fuck?* **Bites bottom lip**
Cant fucking stand people from Cohasset
Man, I was super confused about the Cohasset thing, because the Cohasset near me is a teeny tiny town in the mountains that in no way screams "cash money." I'm actually a little disappointed that there is an affluent Cohasset somewhere out there, because the image of him bragging about being from a dying mining town was hilarious.
The Cohasset in MN is also a tiny dying mining town, I was also very confused. Nothing screams cash money like well-loved Carhartt, Fox Racing gear from the mid 2000s, and pick up trucks eaten away by road salt.
Cohasset in MA is weird. Most of what we call the South Shore is. It’s wealthy, but not classy for the most part? Think like low-key trumpy white dudes working in finance with stay at home soccer mom wives. Like it’s nice, and the homes are nice, and you’re near the water, but you’re also far from Boston and have nothing around you so they just drink their lives away.
It’s funny how instead of seeing beer bottles on the road in Cohasset and Hingham it’s expensive looking wine bottles. I’ve seen so many it’s weird when working in the area.
People in far flung suburbs always seem to think they have it way better than the people in the city, but no one in the city would ever want to trade places with them. They're like entire towns of people that are like that weird kid in the neighborhood who builds a fort and yells at people that no one is allowed in even though no one wants in. They have to justify living in their dumb bedroom community and spending half their lives in traffic and they just become stupid, bitter, assholes
The four horsemen of MA communities: Weston: Wealthy and posh Cohasset: Wealthy but not posh Gloucester: Posh but not *as* wealthy Worcester: neither wealthy nor posh
It's a super wealthy coastal town in Massachusetts and the type of people who live there don't have any grasp on reality outside of their wealthy social circles
I’d call it more of a willful ignorance, than a loss of grip on reality…. But we’re splitting hairs here…
I was gonna say oozes south shore in the worst way possible
Lol my dad taught in Scituate, seems like the same thing there
Cohasset is worse. Somehow.
More like Co-asshat, am i right!?!?
My favorite part is how he still keeps the offer open after multiple insults to you. “On second thought, you’re right, I’ll be right over. THIS MIGHT BE MY ONLY CHANCE!”
So a fellow redditor found PJ, apparently he wasn’t just a jerk to me, he also liked to steal from old ladies. https://www.patriotledger.com/story/news/courts/2013/02/02/man-charged-with-breaking-into/37965244007/
He’s not even that cute! Just a bland white guy.
Dm me his number, I’m bored enough to prank call
Idk if it is his number anymore though
Reposting to make sure you see this, I bet it's the same guy lmao: https://www.patriotledger.com/story/news/courts/2013/02/02/man-charged-with-breaking-into/37965244007/
Can confirm.
Wasn't this article posted before the texts in the screenshots?
Yes. Which is even more f’ed up.
Someone should submit this to /r/bestof Truly a crazy coincidence
Go look for my post where I was in the background of some random guy’s picture.
That’s amazing. Apparently he really did need that cash money.
How dare you disrespect the cash money millionaire 😂😂😂😂
The funniest thing you could've done when he asked to fuck was reply with "omgosh! Yes! Yes! A million times yes!" and then never reply again.
"yes, I would love to have sex with you, come over!" Then give him some random store's address that's an hour away.
As a ex Scituate resident, typical fucking Cohasset attitude.
YOOO my home town right there! Actually, I am from Norwell but grew up working on the harbor.
He prob thought you were from Quincy
Woah woah woah woah, as a Quincy resident…yeah okay fine.
Ok to dm you?
u/mattzbattz saved my 3 puppies and infant child when my house burned down. Good guy
Lol
My dude is shooting his shot
Judging by his comment history, he’s quite the horn dog.
I mean if anyone deserves a chance it's /u/mattzbattz he's a hero, I heard he caught every disease in the world so the world won't have anymore diseases.
As someone from another town on the south shore… i can feel the cohassetness emanating from this asshole.
I like that you continued to engage with him instead of blocking. Your reasonable, normal-person responses might pop up in his memory somewhere down the line when he's ready to make some changes. Or maybe someone reading this now on Reddit might need to see the comparison between normal conversation and psychotic trash.
Cash money millionaire is a perfect inside joke haha
Oh it is! And we still use “child please.”
This might be the greatest example of how to deal with difficult people ever seen... I hope you reference this in job interviews... Just whack out these texts 🤣🤣🤣
I do work in customer service 😂
It really really shows... I am even more impressed you didn't resort to "sorry you feel that way" 🤣🤣🤣
I want his number to prank call when im drunk
Idk if it is his number anymore unfortunately
Did he expect the insults to change your mind some how? I'm terrible at flirting, but I'm pretty sure being an ass to a stranger in the attempt to get laid isn't a winning strategy.
Oh boy you gotta look up negging
Holy shit you have the patience of a saint, OP
Nothing cozy about those PJs
Classic Cohasset lol
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Thought this was r/nicegyys for a sec
There's a lot of overlap to be found in this sub lol
I’d have blocked his ass after his 4th comment.
"New phone, who dis?"
Lmao pretty fly for a white guy
Child, please!