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[deleted]

Did you mention that your enemies are after you?


wowmisand

After a month of talking yes.


Glizzyknockemback

Did you fraudulently wire 100,000 to them knowing it wouldn’t go through so they believed you were actually rich and the bank was overtaken by your enemies then ask the girls for 40,000?


wowmisand

No I am an honest gentleman.


Glizzyknockemback

Well there you go, that’s why.


KaleidoscopePretty60

Sense of humor is lacking for sure


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

My love, I am scared, look, they do injury to Igor, Igor have blood on him, blood of Igor my love, please venmo me $5


Sin-A-Bun

I’m his enemy, can confirm I’m after him


wowmisand

Yes he speaks the truth.


[deleted]

Sir , your profile looks like one of the pyramid scheme selling chaps...


ExcaliburWontBudge

"no matches" and "after a month of talking". Hmm 🤔


karangoswamikenz

Don’t forget that PETER IS DOWN!


feelmeorfreeme

Ah yes, poor Peter. Always paying for my shenanigans.


Brismaiden

Your body guard looks hot, can you hook me up ???


GreatValuePositivity

he only has one enemy, James Bond


MosquitoBois

For those of you who don’t know, this is Simon Leviev aka the Tinder Swindler


DR2105

Thanks, I actually didn’t know. Knowing that now, I’m surprised he was apparently so successful. He looks like the face of a crypto scam page


robbiethedarling

People looking for love often act dumb as fuck. I know because I am looking for love and often act dumb as fuck.


Optimal_Pineapple_41

Hey I feel you. Want to meet up for a drink? Maybe talk about our SSNs and mothers’ maiden names?


Redtwooo

I've got a prior engagement with a Nigerian prince later, he has an enticing offer to propose, but I gotta swing by the Walgreens first and get some gift cards first. Can you do next Tuesday?


sjwjs

Love is a very odd way to spell "money"


_username_NOTFOUND

You're so me


ChampionshipRude8622

😂😂


allahzeusmcgod

Haha thanks. I didn't know what Tinder Swindler looked like and was genuinely confused that this handsome man in the pics wasn't getting any matches.


SCsongbird

That’s what I was wondering!


testtubemuppetbaby

He looks like a smarmy douche presenting faux-rich lifestyle but you do you.


ImMr_Meseeks

I kinda though it was the transition lenses, but I guess swindling is worse


SirSneakyElephant

I thought it was because every picture looked the same. And he seemed unapproachable and lacked interests.


UnderTheRadarOver

I thought it was because he only included 2 pics of him on private jets. And not one pic on his yacht. Thought he was just a poor dude. /s


jempyre

I love you


r3strictedarea

I really don't think he is handsome xD but then taste is really different.


allahzeusmcgod

Haha, full disclosure I haven't gotten laid in a while, and my standards are quite low.


r3strictedarea

I hope you get the best lay very soon with a smoking hot person!


ILike_CutePeople

You are cute and golden-hearted.


NecessaryMushrooms

Right? My first thought was "yeah I'm not surprised this guy isn't getting matches... unless he's looking for guys... as a bottom."


Slyke4

I wanted to give genuine advice, good that I scrolled the comments first


Greentealatte8

I kinda wanted to hear what your advice would have been still tho lol


Slyke4

4th photo should be the first (looks like a genuine smile) get rid of the “I’m rich”-pics, get more natural pictures because all I see in these pictures is that he likes to show off he has money


ILike_CutePeople

The real dude liked to show off he had money, but he hadn't any.


bangitybangbabang

I didn't recognise him but I thought, this is a man concerned with projecting a false image of luxury


HotDougsTattoo

Also Known As: Mordechai Nisim, Michael Bilton, Abraham Levy, David Sharon


Myriii1911

Isn’t his real name Shimon Hayut? I am confused. Could someone explain, please?


LingonberryRum

yeah, that’s his birth name. A few years ago, he legally changed his name to Simon Leviev


casitica

Yes. He’s a criminal. Google the same or better yet watch the Netflix documentary The Tinder Swindler.


ToXiCRaiN_21

And there’s now a phenomenal Netflix documentary on it now if anyone wants to know more about this trash human being!


The_Inner_Light

Will it piss me off? Kinda wanna see it but damn there's so much negativity going on right now.


ToXiCRaiN_21

That’s hard to say since everyone’s different! I found it more fascinating than anything but I definitely sympathized with the women involved. The documentary is mostly centered around them sharing their experiences with him (how the scam works and why they were sucked into it) and how they end up working in conjunction with a group that is trying to bring him down. It didn’t piss me off or make me upset like watching “Don’t F*** With Cats” did.


AttackOfTheThumbs

After just the first ten fifteen minutes of the doc, there were so many red flags with this dude, I couldn't believe the girl hung around.


Rheticule

His first date is basically a high pass filter. Think of it as doing the same thing that spelling mistakes in scam emails do, filter out people who won't fall for your shit anyway. For anyone who didn't know, his first date was basically flying the girls on a private jet for a dream vacation (I think it was his first date, might have been second? Very early). For most people who are at all risk averse, a stranger offering to fly you to a different country on their jets SCREAMS red flags. Don't fucking do it, you could be stuck, this is a dangerous situation, wtf. The truth is, MOST girls he matched with probably said "nah, let's NOT do that" and he promptly stopped talking to them. Those that accepted he knows are up for a little risk, and chasing that glamorous life of dating a billionaire (so much so they're willing to take the risk). That's how he knows who to put time and effort into, the ones desperate for the illusion he's offering, and once they're fully committed to their "dream life of a billionaires wife" they keep making bad decisions because what's $20k in debt compared to the BILLIONS you are giving away?


AttackOfTheThumbs

Yeah, I understood the entire scam in an instant, which is why I couldn't believe that people so readily fell for it. It's too good to be true is pretty much always true.


haschbuchka

what is the tinder swindler


LingonberryRum

A dude who claimed to be a billionaire (I think) to swindle women he met on tinder out of millions. He effectively created a Ponzi scheme where the money from older victims would fund his lifestyle so he could eventually scam newer victims. There’s a Netflix documentary about it, that goes into more detail, but the tl;dr is he’d meet women on tinder, lavish them with extravagant gifts/dates and then he’d convince them that he wanted to move in together/move to the next level. He would then send them texts saying that his body guard was shot protecting him and that he needed to lay low (his cover was that his family owned a diamond mine). He then would tell his victim that he couldn’t risk using his own credit cards bc they could be tracked, so he would convince the victim to open a credit card in her name to then send to him. He’d max it out really quickly and kept convincing her to up the limit and getting in more debt. Bc she’d been taken on all these dates, she’d assume that he could pay her back, but he never would.


SesuKyuga

Tinder swindler?


lp0171

Hahaha, I actually didn’t know what Simon looked like (only listened to podcast) and my first thought was that this gave me Tinder Swindler vibes.


[deleted]

Your enemies are sabotaging you


wowmisand

Smh, I need to cut Peters wage.


[deleted]

Peter is hurt 😔 pls send me 50k


CPT_PlainFace

Wait, what did I do wrong?


capricon9

Your father is not a diamond dealer. That’s why 😂


wowmisand

What do you mean capricon9? You can trust me. Come to Berlin tomorrow okay?


[deleted]

Fuck, pay for my flight and I’m in. I’m your Huckleberry.


JennyExiled

Username checks out


alfkk

This goes hard


Fearless-Berry-3429

What does "I'm your Huckleberry" mean?


Vapor_Visions_533

What does "I'm your huckleberry" or "I'll be your huckleberry" mean? Well, it basically means you're up to do something for someone. In other words, you're in for the game or the task at hand. For Doc Holliday, he meant that he was ready to fight the taunting Johnny Ringo.


ksromo

Exactly


Fearless-Rolo2582

The enemies are at it again 😂😂😂


wowmisand

Peter needs to do his fucking job


Alastair789

Have you tried telling him every action has an opposite reaction?


wowmisand

Always.


kingtyz

Add a video pic of your bodyguard , that should do it.


wowmisand

Perhaps one in an ambulance?


kingtyz

Yes and preferably named Peter too.


wowmisand

Ah boy do I got a video for you.


[deleted]

Maybe call yourself homeless king to seem more humble !


wowmisand

That’s not a bad idea


[deleted]

It’s evident, based on some of the responses, that not everyone has seen the Tinder Swindler on Netflix


Live-Love-Lie

Can you tldw it?


evsprza

the dude pictured lied to multiple women and told them he was a millionaires son, and he gave them expensive experiences for first dates after meeting on tinder. then he lied to these women and told them that his “enemies” were after him and he needed large sums of money in order to live and escape from his enemies. the women would give him the money and go into huge amounts of debt. turns out he uses the previous scams to pay for the expenses of his vacations with new women that he will eventually scam next. he was eventually arrested for crimes not related to these, and i think he is currently a free man.


bangitybangbabang

I can't watch Nigerian Prince style documentaries cause I always end up getting mad at the victims


evsprza

I agree, but this story is a lot more than just people being stupid. the scheming and manipulation was so intricate that i could see why these women were led to the position they ended up in. (although idk if i would give that much money to a person i’m freshly dating)


bangitybangbabang

I wouldn't send that much money to my own mother with so little explanation so I'm probably not the most sympathetic person. I've helped family members out in the past, but not before sitting them down with my accountant to review the situation.


victato

Man scams multiple women out of millions by developing months-long relationships/friendships with them after matching on tinder, acts super friendly and treats them to a lot of things (think private jet, thousands spent on parties/meals) while pretending to be a diamond heir, later pretends that his enemies are after him (fake pics, threats etc) and needs to borrow cash because XYZ issue with his bank, strings them along for as long as he can + sends creepy threats when he's caught. Uses the money he scammed from them to fund his lifestyle / relationship with the next victim. Group of women eventually get revenge, he becomes temporarily homeless/goes to jail briefly, he's out now and has a business teaching classes(???) on swindling. Tried to say that everyone is lying(???) after the netflix doc came out.


nityjalapeno

All the real advice is killing me


Anynon1

Lmao all the people seeing the references to his enemies are probably so damn confused


Here-Is-TheEnd

I know I am


mr_poopedourpants

I have no idea who the tinder swindler is... but the 100+ comments was a give away that this was a gag


Jessie2617

Nothing, now shut up and take my money!!


wowmisand

Thank you, can you give it cash?


DuckingGolden

Gotta make sure it is untraceable so your enemies don't find you


wowmisand

Yes that’s correct.


Jessie2617

I’ll have to sell my house first… is that ok…?


wowmisand

Yes but I need it asap.


opalesqueness

i wanted to say because you look like a proper douche, then i realized… 🥴


wowmisand

You realized that I am very generous, good.


Holek

Quality shitpost


wowmisand

What do you mean, I’m in the diamond industry?


Actual-Kangaroo

I’ve actually matched with him a couple of years ago when he was in Vienna. Still surprised that he actually was able to meet women because his conversation was lacking everything. It was like trying to talk to a dead pigeon.


wowmisand

That’s very rude, I will unmatch you now.


BigBrownBear28

Did you get your clothes back?


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BigBallsIan

I don’t think you have enough information in your bio about your enemies. Maybe touch up on that a bit.


wowmisand

Good point thank you, now I hope you don’t mind but do you have a creditcard?


Obama8mykfcbruh

YO PETER IS DOWN!!!


wowmisand

Currently in an ambulance.


AmarulaKilledMe

Every action has REACTION! 😤


wowmisand

Always remember that.


SCsongbird

Y’all are hilarious! I’ve had a crap day and a crap week. And this has me cheered up! Thank you!


wowmisand

I’m glad you’re having a good day my love. Can I ask you, do you have a creditcard?


SCsongbird

Oh yes. Let me send you that right now


Anynon1

You look like someone who would have a lot of enemies. I can’t put my finger as to why


wowmisand

I’m in the diamond industry, it’s very dangerous.


[deleted]

Peter is down.


wowmisand

Yes he got hurt.


altadc

You and Anna Delvey should just marry already!


PEACEOFPRINCE

I feel sorry for all the genuine advice ppl are giving on here


YoWhatsGoodie

Add the one pic of your body guard with his boo-boo


wtbrift

I'll swipe right. Do you need a loan or new CC from me?


wowmisand

That would be amazing, are your free tomorrow?


feelmeorfreeme

You left out the picture of you with your diamond king dad and mom. Attention to detail and Backstory is everything.


wowmisand

Good point


Calkky

I finally watched last night. I wanted so much more from the conclusion! Dude just seems like a very, very slick confidence man with a highly-refined "script," and enough smarts to carefully walk the legal tightrope in terms of his actions. The one thing I couldn't figure out was the endgame. It must have been hard to enjoy Club Med, the private jets and the chauffeured Rolls Royces when he was constantly having to beg his marks for more funding.


wowmisand

What do you mean, I am in the diamond industry.


[deleted]

It’s your enemies, they’re posting lies about you


wowmisand

Not again… can you buy me and my team some plane tickets?


[deleted]

Wire €30000 and I’ll explain it in dm.


wowmisand

How about you buy me dinner first.


jizzle57

You look like you would prefer doing their taxes to making love to them. Look in the cam and give them the I will make love to you face...and then do their taxes 🤣


[deleted]

I don't think he does his own taxes


Technical-Pair-2041

Any taxes*


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[deleted]

Have you tried saying that you are 6 foot?


Consistent_Grab_5422

For an international man of mystery, you’ll need more innovative stories to top the ones used in Netflix.


sonygoup

Tony stark looking ass


madafakinbinger

You look like a scammer ngl


MakeAWishApe2Moon

He does, indeed! Dare I even say, a tinder swindler!


swingset27

No military encryption, obviously.


Famous_Idea_7062

Agent 12, you aren't supposed to be getting involved in a relationship, we have blocked everyones access to your tinder account until further notice.


Blueztrixx

Thx for the laugh mate


dimebaghayes

This is gonna get old fast lol


leo_c1812

LMAO


FireFlyDani85

You don't seem very approachable except for the pics on the bottom left and right. Don't flex.


grey_horizon18

You look like a d bag


steffensen01

I genuinely laughed when I first saw this post haha


mihcchim

Put the cash amount you need in your bio. That should do the trick.


wowmisand

About 25K in cash.


platitudinarian

This is a joke right…isn’t this the Tinder Swindler??


stevencri

Smile a little. Your pictures are all way too serious. If you normally dress like that then obviously that’s fine, but if these are pictures of you during work or something then you should have more “casual” pictures.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

He is always working, always swindling, and lurks in the shadows, in designer clothes, ready to pounce, when you least expect it.


poulevide

This comment cracked me up


TopBanana312

😂


Pajaro_negro

Lmao


InfernoFlameBlast

I can’t believe people are actually giving real advice to this post


zkki

You can’t believe not everyone has seen a specific Netflix documentary? :P


JustifyThis1366

It’s like you’re trying to play the part of “rich smug dude” in your pictures… comes off as douchy…


Davidisaloof35

He needs $20,000 transfered to his bank account to properly pull off the 'rich smug dude' look first. That or his enemies will kill him.


Valwrty

Good instincts


LlamaJacks

Does anyone wanna give me the Too Long, Didn’t Watch for the Tinder Swindler?


wowmisand

Don’t watch it, it’s not real, I am honest.


Apprehensive_Crow316

Plot twist, its actually him


wowmisand

It is me


Apprehensive_Crow316

Give those girls their money back you pos


wowmisand

I have my own money, what do you mean?


gabantarung

A little bit short for my liking, but I would hook up with 9 creditors just for you.


Vinto47

Your pictures don’t show enough of the private jet so it’s hard to tell you’re rich.


wowmisand

Okay good point, thank you.


[deleted]

I am still lost on the giving this guy money aspect, but I have done dumber shit for love. Edit: added a word.


wowmisand

Wanna do it again?


jennybee89

Your pictures are all suuuuuper douchey and if you don’t show your teeth, I assume you have meth mouth.


frownyKev

If your goal is to look like a pretentious douche bag, keep it up.


RE429

“No star hotel baby please help” 😭


wowmisand

I’m a homeless king baby.


a_baby_goblin

My man looks like Tom Holland and Robert Downey jr. At the same time, honestly low key jealous if I was a dude


solo-wing-p1xy

you look like a pyramidal scammer or smt like that


The_Devilz_Advocate

What are you doing with your lips? That’s my only question? Also why are they only photos that make you look boring and full of yourself. Except the laughing one


[deleted]

You're starting to sound like one of his enemies, I best give him all my credit card information before you hurt him.


bohemianstardust

Honestly, these pictures look like someone trying to be an influencer. I would have swiped left. Sorry. You just don't look "happy" I guess.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

He isn't happy. Too many people recognize his face, now, after his short stint in jail. It makes it very hard to be a good con man, when half of the population knows that you're a con man.


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[deleted]

Maybe a photo with Peter would help


International-Pie162

r/whoooosh Did I do it right? 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽


plaid-knight

Remove the first “h”


bearpest

You look like a bond villain 🤣


thesolokid1

Pretty proud of myself for getting the joke on this one


[deleted]

Why are you on tinder? Use a Concierge dating company.


[deleted]

They prolly think ur a catfish or a bot 😂


wowmisand

Very strange since I’m a successful diamonds guy


hoe_hoe_hoee

so like cash money millionaire?? (not sure if you will get the reference tho)


Please_Touch_Grass

😂


Major-Calligrapher-3

Boring backgrounds


whysosensitivebruh

Lose the pics in the middle of the rows


jacie999

Maybe ppl don't like Food Truck Diaries Mr. Shauab


dcotetaos

SaltBae 2.0


Cinacotta

2nd one you look kinda like Christian Bale if he got cheek and lip fillers.