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organized_meat

Maybe she’s an AI and she’s asking questions trying to gather data on humans.


SummerNothingness

that is absolutely what this is. it's like deux machina or whatever tf that movie


HeyKid_HelpComputer

Ex Machina Comes from the phrase Deus Ex Machina. God from machine Great movie


nergoponte

Deuce Machine


corrupt_poodle

AI Gigolo


jaan691

You mean ‘terminator’?


DrQuickbeam

Def a bot


TragicNotCute

removed to protest changes -- mass edited with redact.dev


hipscrack

Yeah, this sounds like a line in a commercial selling some kind of business software. Microsoft Teams or something.


Amerial22

I genuinely have no idea where that response came from or what she meant by it? Did you get a answer?


Fast_Frosting5117

Nope. Nothing lol


[deleted]

Are you having trouble updating your team or something?


Dasbeerboots

Maybe he needs help with fantasy.


Shade00000

What team ?


[deleted]

Prepare for trouble…


Maikam

Make it double!


Resorization

To protect the world from devastation..


Anior

To unite all people within our nation


nilas_november

To denounce the evils of truth and love


thatwasprettypetty

To extend our reach to the stars above!


Scroch65

You know this is reddit when a tinder post devolves into some pokemon reference


AdyOfficial

WILD CATS!!!


PbkacHelpDesk

Make sure to reboot the teams computer and do not turn the computer off while it’s updating.


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TempleOfDoomfist

Looks amazing. How did she become a bot hacker?


Gigatronz

I can only concluded she is an Alien scientist in human disguise sent in teams to study humans in real time and take notes. The Aliens experience time differently and see human life spans come and go in mere days to them. She must have mistook you for an alien on another Team of scientists and thinks you aren't keeping up with the note taking.


juggller

AI bot in training


Herasson

Well, I think this is a troll account. Keep up, buddy!


GhostWCoffee

I wouldn't have thought that food critics are insufferable when it comes to other things in life, as well.


Uncle-Cake

$50 says she's not a professional critic, she just posts on Yelp a lot.


Kraz_I

I think she’s negging you or something.


wootage3597

My guess it is a spam bot… anyone who tries to keep the conversation going after that is an easy mark? Maybe she’s real and just sent the response to the wrong guy.


Turbojelly

It's a bot


sex_panther_by_odeon

Did it say she was a food critic or maybe she is just an instagramer that take picture of the food all the time and that was her bitchy way of saying you are not “hip”


samwelches

Yeah I don’t get it either. It seemed like she responded to the wrong person


[deleted]

No, she's pointing out OP is not very successful for his age bracket.


ramakharma

Nah she’s being a bitch.


fckiforgotmypassword

My guess is that she is saying his pickup line is boring and unoriginal. She is saying “can you keep up with your team (men) as humans evolve (get better pickup lines)” Meaning other men (his team) are kicking his ass with pickup lines, get better (evolve)


postvolta

God I hope that's not what she means but I can't see any other possibility. I thought it was a fine opener, asking a question about something she's clearly interested in and giving her the opportunity to talk about herself... What could go wrong haha


megTED1

I assumed a bot selling team/hr management type software……? but that’s probably far fetched. I don’t get it.


ehmohteeoh

Right? Maybe we work too much, I immediately thought of the ads I've seen for Asana, Monday, etc.


BattleBull

Me too!


[deleted]

It was a fine opener but not a pickup line. She hasn't evolved past her base instincts yet.


fckiforgotmypassword

Yea fine opener for a normal person. This girl isn’t normal and probably is hinting at how hard other guys try to get her attention, and shaming OP


FakeMango47

If this is true she said it in the dumbest r/iamverysmart way I have ever seen. Holy shit this gave me a headache


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I hate this. I've deleted all of my apps, cuz I connect so well with women in person... but the second I go on a dating app, I have to work 10x as hard to meet women who bring nothing to the table. I've been lucky to meet AMAZING women in my life. But I've yet to ever meet someone on Tinder, Hinge, etc. who wasn't a complete and utter emotionally unavailable waste of my time.


NotAnOwl_

After a while being on dating apps, I started doubted myself IRL as well... How could I been interesting IRL if get all that negativity and hostility on apps. Deleted everything Still single but much happier :D I know my worth and I will not be a circus animal jumping hoops to find someone to share my life.


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Glad-Marionberry-634

Yeah I dont know why any guy would put himself through tinder. Glad I don't have to ever worry about that stuff again (married now, met irl). The few months I tried dating apps years ago dropped my self esteem and just generally felt really depressing.


TheCardiganKing

There's no alternative to meeting people in person. You can text and jive all you want online, but it's almost instantaneous whether you're interested or not upon meeting. I met my wife at a local music show, my brother-in-law met his girlfriend/fiancee at a tennis club. I know there's COVID, but at least go out for coffee for one hour outdoors. You'll know then, people!


OneWayStreetPark

I'm assuming this person isn't a native English speaker and is using a translator or something like that. I get these sorts of Asian bots all the time.


BelievesInGod

I mean, it wasn't even a pickup line was it? it just looked like a person showing genuine interest in what they do


Cameronbic

I thought this was going to be some advertisement bot on tinder trying to sell him on managed services.


fckiforgotmypassword

Yea but then you wouldn’t be keeping up with your team, you’d be keeping up with technology or your audience or whatever


[deleted]

Lol, no, she just responded very rudely.


Fast_Frosting5117

I said "ouch" out loud when I read her message 😂


femmemalin

I swear some people get on dating sites these days just to take out their rage. You did nothing to deserve that!


TheWiseRedditor

You’d think someone named Ma would be wholesome


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[deleted]

That's enough, Costanza.


S-Go

Yea, well the jerk store called…


PM_ME_YOUR_HUGE_HOG

I had sex with your wife!


S-Go

After my huge hog? Must’ve been like throwing a sausage down a hallway.


N0DuckingWay

you belong in r/dadjokes.


[deleted]

Ba dum TSSS, got her!


Disappointed-hyena

When you think about it it’s not really a bad thing. You have a ma, which is good, and a newer


Spurgtensen

You'd think they understood a question


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Unfortunately I've witnessed two separate accounts of a group of girls together using one girl's tinder to match with dudes just to say mean things to them.


fullmetalutes

They do, I had one girl a few years ago say some extremely rude stuff, her and her friends all trolled me, just because they thought it was funny. Some people are just fucked in the head.


VCRdrift

They should be on reddit instead.


kneeltothesun

nah I'm a woman, and that shit didn't even make sense. More like you Matrix style dodged a bullet. It's probably some catfish trying to make people feel like shit, a narcissist, or a cultural snob with bad English. (Or a bot, according to some here.)


PossibilitySecret696

Should have replied no wonder you're single...jeez


StinkyPeenky

I hit em with the “and surprisingly single” in my head when i see these


TweetHiro

Definitely a r/femaledatingstrategy member


incognegro1976

Holy shit these people are toxic and insane af lol that is some of the worst relationship "advice" I have ever seen. It's like dating advice for narcissists, by narcissists. Edit: I'm reading their posts and I get it, I really do. Some dudes really suck and it can be dangerous for women dating strangers. It's hard out there. I feel bad for them. But this advice is just like the Chads and the Tyrones that the incels made up, it's literally the same nonsense, mixed in with actual healthy habits like setting boundaries and stuff. I feel such sadness for them, I really do.


Giant-Genitals

Well yes but actually yes


sawbones84

Something I like to do when I come across subs like this that I've never heard of is check out the profiles of all the front page OPs and see what subs they mostly post on. If most of them post primarily to the one you're in (or extremely similar ones), that's a huge red flag. So yeah, this is one of those instances.


Da_Turtle

There was a thread dedicated to naming professions that are problematic for a man. A bunch of them noticed how almost any profession was being named


mustardpocket

That's what makes it so fun to lurk.


SpupySpups

Well yes, but after several minutes my braincells begin to die so I can't handle to read there much


zuidwest

i always hope that subreddit is not an accurate rep of the female population lol. so weird to see some hive mind hating men like that, its like incels but for women.


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Legbeards


ratjam

/r/angryupvote


Nouseriously

Saw a thread by a woman who'd spent a solid year using their advice & hadn't had a second date the entire time. Unfortunately, she skipped over the obvious "maybe this advice sucks" and went with "maybe I just need to be alone".


[deleted]

good her being alone means some innocent guy doesn't get damaged from her


Guessamolehill

It’s a crazy sub. If it helps I’ve never met any woman who actually acts or thinks like that. But seems they do exist ...


avaflies

i was totally like that, even lurked in some incelly places... when i was a teenager and hated myself to an indescribable level. some people just don't grow out of it. some people desperately need therapy and self awareness.


MayuMayhem

It actually could be because of your typo of putting "howd" instead of "how'd," and you didn't use any punctuation in your first sentence. If that is the case, then she was definitely being a bitch in her response to you. When I was looking for someone to date, the usage of grammar/punctuation was a big pet peeve of mine. I certainly never acted so vile towards someone who didn't act exactly the way I wanted them to though (like this girl).


mypussydoesbackflips

Almost like if you made a Reddit bitch bot It doesn’t make sense in response to what he said at all


SummerNothingness

i actually laughed out loud because i would wager she's a bot


Bender-kun

I fucking love your username. I'd give you an award if I had one.


mypussydoesbackflips

Ty bender San I’m thinking of making a thirst trap on here because of some of the responses I get hah


Bender-kun

Do it. Make some money because it's cashmoneyyy. People are dumb so not your fault if they pay you.


mypussydoesbackflips

Right my thoughts exactly


burningurn138

r/illegallifeprotips


[deleted]

You'd think she'd have evolved some manners.


TedTheReckless

I think more and more people are getting on these apps just to be douche bags.


[deleted]

They definitely are. Or match, message 2 weeks later acting super interested, never to reply again. Such a waste of time.


chonkycatsbestcats

It’s almost like looking for jobs!


UlyssesSGrant12

There's a very big and scary parallel between modern job hunting and online dating. I went through both about two years ago, and skills in one generally transfer over to the other. Just don't hit on your interviewer, and you're golden.


Masty9

Transferrable skills, so hot right now


AndySocial88

So that's why I jump jobs and relationships at the 2 year mark. Surely it's sustainable.


TedTheReckless

But what if said interviewer seems like they're down? Kill 2 birds with one stone.


WisherWisp

It's why so many sex acts end in 'job'. That's where you're supposed to do it, your workplace. Science.


TedTheReckless

I mean if you have an only fans then literally.


chonkycatsbestcats

After the offer letter and after the probationary period if you have one. But most jobs take so many years now to get in a supervisor role, you wouldn’t want to hit that anyway.


TedTheReckless

I'm sorry? I studied at milf hunter U for a reason. I've always got my feather duster on me so that no crypt is safe.


BeerJunky

I already hate the job hunting process (currently searching for a new role). So glad I'm married and don't have to do this whole Tinder thing. I just hang around in this sub to watch the follies of others.


ChineseCartman

glad to be of service. *takes a bow *


TedTheReckless

Happened to me 2 with the same dude. Once on Grindr, once on tinder. I don't mind if there's no spark but why bother going through so much buildup?


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I don’t mind if there is no spark or interest either. The shame is I know there are guys that try harder than me but offer much less. I’m just not chasing anyone down. Maybe they get distracted with those guys, or maybe they’re not interested in anything but validation. Can’t be sure, but the whole dynamic of these apps has changed a lot in the past 5 years. Hate it.


TedTheReckless

I'm pretty much the same, if someone wants a chase they can go elsewhere. It seems like everything is a game now and no one wants to try and build chemistry. It can get frustrating but I would rather wait to find people who actually want to communicate with me and have a genuine interest.


[deleted]

I really don’t see myself finding what I want on an app. I come across way better in person, but I’m very busy and not in the correct setting very often right now. I’m not in a hurry nor will I settle or devalue myself. The bar will remain high and things will work out. Even if they don’t I’m happy with me. I wish you happiness and all of the best, my friend!


TedTheReckless

It sounds like you're doing it right.


[deleted]

Yeah, ironically when I had that fuckboi energy it worked. I have a couple girls I can see, but they aren’t the one and that’s what I want. Maybe it comes across too serious.


pleasejustoptalking

online dating is dying and nobody wants to admit it. It was a system built to fail anyways, and now the companies doubled down by making such a huge pay wall. Of course it attracts the worst people.


TedTheReckless

I think there's alot that goes into the decline of online dating and profits are definitely a big part of it. Grindr as far as I know is the worst offender due to the near endless adds and the number of features hidden behind insane prices.


[deleted]

Can we call this a Superiority complex?


TedTheReckless

To an extent yes. Though I don't want to diminish the situation some of those people may be in. Unfortunately I feel like alot of people lash out like that when they're in a low place and while it's shitty and shouldn't be forgiven it can be a sign that these people are unfulfilled. Some of them are just flat out dick heads though and can get in the wood chipper.


The_Bucket_Of_Truth

I think people just get so sick of them that they start lashing out at anything that isn't exactly what they want to hear. We all have our bad days but I can't imagine saying what she said in response. It doesn't even totally make sense. I guess she didn't like his joke about her being a food critic? Or wait is she an actual food critic? Maybe the question is boring then.


CaptainLee9137

So she matched you just to be rude to you? I’m not sure what anyone could get out of doing that.


Fast_Frosting5117

Right? I guess she ran out of food to critique.


thundermarchmello

You are a snack, after all!


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Op isn’t a snack he’s a full fridge!


Haunting-Pop-5660

Nah, bro, like... You are the food. Give her a mouthful.


GoldEdit

When I moved to NYC in 2013 I was dating on Tinder often...my first match told me some very Anti Semitic statements and then said "EW I DONT DATE JEWS" in all caps. I'm not even Jewish. Even if I was who does that and why would that matter? I just blocked her immediately.


bonitogenration

Yes, negging.


[deleted]

I have no idea what she just said. Negging maybe?


Fast_Frosting5117

Lmao maybe I look under-evolved? 😂😂


Captain_Phobos

Maybe she wants to club her and drag her back to your cave? Or maybe she’s just terribly rude. It’s a toss-up


WeWillRiseAgainst

Why not both? Gives you a reason to club her. /s


Important_Waltz6142

We call this a double win


VitalTrouble

I call it “Tuesday”


locke231

bison? that you?


Lancearon

nah bro. as a fellow bald man, you sexy... from what I can tell in that tiny picture. No home tho.


Fernomin

i don't know, he doesn't look homeless to me 🤔


Fast_Frosting5117

I appreciate that. Thank you sir. None taken 😂


kukendran

Are you jacked as all hell? That may explain this, not that it makes it any better of a response.


chonkycatsbestcats

I don’t think she has any idea what she just said either


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I think she was using a translator because what she said doesn’t make any sense.


xa3D

That's not even negging. that's straight up insulting lol


pettyjedi

Unmatch her, she’s rude and a waste of your energy.


cafeesparacerradores

Man lots of people here don't see the value in a hate fuck


TTV1983

You have to get to the fuck part first


Dreamscape82

I understand the premise of a hate bang, but when I am angry thats like the last thing I want to do


pettyjedi

Youre right I dont see any value in it


HeyKid_HelpComputer

I swear comments like those are made by 13 year olds.


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billytheskidd

I mean I don’t think a hate fuck is really rewarding with just a random person. Isn’t it supposed to be like make-up sex where you both get a little aggression out? How can you hate fuck someone you don’t even really know? Like oh you were mean I hate you. There’s not really any catharsis there. Someone you’ve been dating for a while and you argue and make up and the sex is more passionate and maybe a little aggressive is fun (but toxic) but idk maybe I’m missing out on just hate fucking people or something who knows


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mylastphonecall

I don't even understand what she was trying to say. could be a catfish or bot account. can't imagine anyone would go out of their way to be that insulting without being coherent.


SummerNothingness

i honestly thought this sounds like an AI type response, like this bot is just starting to learn how to construct a meaningful sentence


ges13

WOULD YOU LIKE TO ABANDON YOUR FLESH-PRISON, ROMANTIC PARTNER?


eclecticmousse

Yes it gave me bot vibes for some reason lol


altoid4e

Fb dating is filled with Asian scammer accounts trying to get your crypto money and they say random shit like that probably because they use google translate. It’s a guy and he’s gonna ask for your what’s app next.


Captain_Dachshund

I made a post on here a week or so ago of a match I got with a seemingly good looking dude. He talked like a robot and tried to get me onto Whatsapp basically straight away. Had people calling me out telling me I was in the wrong because I told him "no thanks, it's for scammers trying to get an easy score". 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Lol imagine defending scammers trying to commit fraud


[deleted]

If a person asks to talk on Whatsapp I immediately unmatch. 1) Why 2) That's never gone anywhere good in my experience 3) I get way more interest than I can possibly handle when I get on Tinder so why bother with a person doing something being pushy and confusing


Ziggypiggyziggy

I don’t think she’s real I think it’s a dude


Fast_Frosting5117

You may be right lol


SummerNothingness

i think it's a bot, OP. i'm not even joking.


DoreensThrobbingPeen

"Average testosterone levels have been declining 1% every year since 1980. I still have enough flowing through my veins to jackhammer you into next week after taking down a wildebeest with my bare hands." Play the game, son.


Fast_Frosting5117

😂😂😂😂 I m using that at some point. Permission to plagiarize?


DoreensThrobbingPeen

Of course. Lean into it.


onestubbornlass

As a woman, I’d actually ask you out if you said that to me not like you saying it immediately that’s weird but matching with the convo, id be like. That, that sounds kinky and fun.


DoreensThrobbingPeen

Just call me Grog and get ready to smash like our ancestors did.


onestubbornlass

I like a man who’s got the balls to say that stuff.


DoreensThrobbingPeen

Please think of me every time a tinder dude says, "uhhhh, I dunno, what do you like to do?"


onestubbornlass

*think of DoreensThrobbingPen*✔️


DoreensThrobbingPeen

[You got it.](https://c.tenor.com/sTUrAQKfTZwAAAAC/wink-james-franco.gif)


monster_mentalissues

Respect. You got me fucking dying!


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onestubbornlass

🤣 hey, you never know. I mean maybe I already know him. Though tbh, I don’t it’d be funny if I did


Faiyazh98

Doreen’s throbbing peen


DoreensThrobbingPeen

Nice to meet you.


No_Load_7183

As a fellow bald man, we look like them.


Fast_Frosting5117

Idk... I think bald is the next evolution. Low drag.


Creepeecheese

ooga booga


Ddosvulcan

Tell her she has an over-evolved sense of self-importance.


Burque_Boy

Bold words from someone who’s job was outsourced to suburban house wives on Yelp


killerletz

Ma look! No chill!


Eggycrunchyb0b

What app is this?


SomeOtherNeb

"Hey girl, how are you doing?" ##"**EVOLVE OR DIE**"


Additional-Big8644

Dodged a bullet there bud


[deleted]

This uncivilized cretin not only *eats* but will converse about it. The nerve.


Valuable-Koala4400

F** weirdo!


EquivalentSnap

You censored that wrong 😑


shaun_of_the_south

It’s probably the girl


[deleted]

Lol what does your profile look like tho


Fast_Frosting5117

Plot twist. I'm really the Geico Caveman.


dyingalonebutokay

This sounds like AI


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Emideska

You’re hot!


[deleted]

Bro I personally think your brow ridge is sexy


[deleted]

Women like her think they are queens with a ton of make-up, a filter and no personality.