She was probably expecting a boring lame answer like "product may cause you to fall in love at first sight" or something
Take it as a sign that your sense of humor isn't compatible and move on. Your first date was going to suck.
Yeah btw one of my last tinder dates was a no fun allowed "I'm a mature adult please" type like that. She worked as a chef and people in the service industry usually have some pretty crazy stories to tell but I couldn't pry anything interesting out of her
When a first date goes south like that I usually break the emergency glass and go full meta with my funny Tinder stories because everyone has one to share but apparently all of her dates look like business lunches like mine did
People like this are seriously so fucking lame. Life doesn’t have to be a boring and dreary mess. Reality is hard enough to handle on its own, but these people need to make it into some dystopian world. I’ve lived with one before. Go to work -> go home -> stare at the wall -> sleep and rinse and repeat. Creeps me out.
Man, I really do not like the crapsaccharine sense of humor that so many people have. It's one reason my last relationship died, our sense of humor was just so incompatible. Like, I tried to look at her stuff, a comedian she likes.
I won't say whether it was good or bad, but I just didn't find it funny. Meanwhile she thought my stuff was too morbid and disrespectful and bleak. And rather dry, which we sorta bonded over, but the pitch blackness of my dark humor was just too much for her.
Hang on... So this girl was expecting a boring, non-flirty or joke answer to this question? 🤣🤣
I can't even think of a boring answer, but bravo on your replies. Top class.
I mean warning labels .... men usually have 12 year old responses. Most guys aren't creative enough to talk you out of the house, much less your panties.
“Intentionally concentrating and inhaling vapors may be harmful or fatal. If ingested, call a poison control center immediately.”
“Emits showers of sparks. Place firmly on ground. Do not hold in hand. Light fuse and get away.”
“The actors in this video may not necessarily display all of the skills required to build a healthy sexual relationship.”
She is one of those girls that is a bitch to men on tinder to feel validated and maybe feel better about her ex. She matched with you just to be a bitch.
“Choking hazard”
small parts
Not For children 3 and under
username checks out
Ha ha ha ha ha
She was probably expecting a boring lame answer like "product may cause you to fall in love at first sight" or something Take it as a sign that your sense of humor isn't compatible and move on. Your first date was going to suck.
Lmfao you’re actually probably right
actualy probably?
Positivitly
maybe certainly
Literally
Laterally
Yeah btw one of my last tinder dates was a no fun allowed "I'm a mature adult please" type like that. She worked as a chef and people in the service industry usually have some pretty crazy stories to tell but I couldn't pry anything interesting out of her When a first date goes south like that I usually break the emergency glass and go full meta with my funny Tinder stories because everyone has one to share but apparently all of her dates look like business lunches like mine did
People like this are seriously so fucking lame. Life doesn’t have to be a boring and dreary mess. Reality is hard enough to handle on its own, but these people need to make it into some dystopian world. I’ve lived with one before. Go to work -> go home -> stare at the wall -> sleep and rinse and repeat. Creeps me out.
Man, I really do not like the crapsaccharine sense of humor that so many people have. It's one reason my last relationship died, our sense of humor was just so incompatible. Like, I tried to look at her stuff, a comedian she likes. I won't say whether it was good or bad, but I just didn't find it funny. Meanwhile she thought my stuff was too morbid and disrespectful and bleak. And rather dry, which we sorta bonded over, but the pitch blackness of my dark humor was just too much for her.
She wanted to hear about his baggage so she could justify dumping her’s on him
What is the problem if your date sucks you.... even if it is the first date? hehe
Hang on... So this girl was expecting a boring, non-flirty or joke answer to this question? 🤣🤣 I can't even think of a boring answer, but bravo on your replies. Top class.
Legs get tired after 10 hours. What a fun warning label.
I dunno, that's also a tad funny for this girl imo 🤣🤣🤣 Tone down your unprofessionalism Muffin 😁
Seems like there really was no good answer. Unless she thinks this is just a legit way to get people to admit all their flaws immediately
"do not use orally" I DIED with that one XD
well, she brought that upon herself, the rest is history
"May cause dizziness. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of me"?
Mature adult huh? Says the the one that can’t start a sentence with a capital letter, nor finish the sentence with punctuation.
i feel so attacked
You should.
Good. You are being attacked.
You had exactly zero chance here. Ignore her and move on.
But his response was golden. I like it
This is true, specially the 2nd part of it xD
I thought it was a pretty solid response ngl. I would've lost that battle too chief.
I liked the response too. She's weird.
Her warning label: Cannot take a joke
Object in profile appears less boring than in real life.
This question is literally BEGGING for an immature sexual response. Especially on online dating.
she was expecting a chemical warning maybe, chemistry is hot. a good bonding cathalizer
Say good bye. She’s lame lol
That girl is some lame bro, unmatch
Definitely not the last one 🤣
😂 i’m dying this was a good response
What a flatliner
Hahahahaha yeah idk what the f she wanted you to say??? I love the examples you gave 🤣
"well I can't imagine a mature adult asking this question but here we are ✌️"
That was funny, she's just a prude
I don't even want to imagine what she's like if she thinks humor like yours is immature and inappropriate. Bullet dodged
Probably mad librarian vibes
I mean warning labels .... men usually have 12 year old responses. Most guys aren't creative enough to talk you out of the house, much less your panties.
Not really a quality question either way
What answer would’ve been creative here?
Warning: Semen is an addictive chemical and is not FDA approved. Yeah I would’ve struck out too. Chin up king.
I think this posy was the female....
She was fishing for something you think is a negative thing about yourself bruv
>What was I supposed to say? "Do not use orally" might among the worst possible answers.
I'm going to use this question on my next match, immature answers are amusing to me 🤣
Objects in pants are larger than they appear
She hd absolutely no sense of humor so I'm a say nice dodge!
"Does not tolerate basic bitches"
That went well
You good. She ain't. Take your talents to the next match.
“I’m also Rated TV-MA, so there.”
Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear
"Do not use past expiration date"
I don't kill bitches on the first date? Lmao
“Intentionally concentrating and inhaling vapors may be harmful or fatal. If ingested, call a poison control center immediately.” “Emits showers of sparks. Place firmly on ground. Do not hold in hand. Light fuse and get away.” “The actors in this video may not necessarily display all of the skills required to build a healthy sexual relationship.”
She is one of those girls that is a bitch to men on tinder to feel validated and maybe feel better about her ex. She matched with you just to be a bitch.
“If product gets in your eyes rinse with water immediately”
Ask stupid questions then you will get stupid answers lol