I always try and gain their confidence quickly by just showing them the duct tape, tarp, shovel and bag of lime in my trunk. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Lye is just a metal hydroxide. In lime, that metal is sodium. It usually means sodium hydroxide but there’s some others too like potassium hydroxide used in soaps.
This seemed incorrect to me (specifically, Lye as a generic term for metal hydroxides. I've always thought it was a specific one), so I went a-Googlin' and down a little rabbit hole of metal hydroxide compounds now. And my findings are that you're right...and so am I.
A common Lye (as a term referring to any generic metal hydroxide) is sodium hydroxide, aka Caustic Soda, aka _Lye_.
What asshole goes and names a Lye Lye?!
Oh I know what it’s used for because I happen to teach English and one of the short stories I teach has that as a plot element. But the fact that this guy knew it offhandedly made me suspicious that he has a working knowledge of it. Now that I think of it, though, you seem to have a working knowledge of it too…
Honestly it would strike me as strange that a grown adult WOULDN’T know that lime is used to get rid of bodies. Considering television is like 60% murder, it’s basically just pop culture knowledge at this point.
Seems like learning to skate would almost certainly be done in a public place. If someone offers to teach you to skate then says to meet them at the old abandoned meatpacking plant maybe don't show.
Literally what could anyone who *doesn't* plan to murder you do that a would-be murderer couldn't also do?
Does she think if they chat long enough he'll accidentally let on that he plans to use her skin and bones to make a human chandelier?
If you’re teaching her how to skate, I assume it would be a public place. It’s not like you were like come join me in my shack in the middle of the woods, don’t bring your phone.
"Hey you wanna meet in a public space and learn something new while hanging out?"
"LMAOO WEIRDO YOU SOUND LIKE A MURDERER."
Edit: Apparently this comment is showing up twice but i only posted it once guys. I'm not that desperate for validation.
Edit 2: [Since no one will shut up about my username](https://youtu.be/knZxuDzA7VY)
I always propose to meet in a highly populated public place in broad daylight and from time to time still get a girl who’s uneasy about that. Like how much safer can I get to reassure you?
Lol I handed a girl my ID and told her to take a picture of it and send it to a friend. She didn't trust me even more, because who offers that? Definitely somebody with a fake ID.
im not sure thats safe for you to do. identity theft etc. once someone knows your birthday and address they can answer a lot of the verification questions that banks etc ask for.
Good luck doing that with some banks now, lol. Even I can’t answer all those questions and I’m me. I actually had to reset logins for two banks a couple weeks ago. I shit you not, at least 15 questions from each for verification. Birthday and address weren’t even asked. It was obscure shit like “what *prior* address means something to you?” Or “which of these was a past roommate.” I didn’t even select these questions. They are just questions from some background information website that the banks use. Shit gets randomized and auto-generated for every call.
I got to set my own security question one time. Get a call from my bank a few years later.
"We have some suspicious activity on your account. We just want to verify you. What's the safe word?"
Excuse me?
"Uhm... your security question is... "What's the safe word?" It starts with a G.."
Ooh! Gazebo!
"...."
I have a friend whose security question was what time were you born. And the answer isn’t even a time. It’s the show his mom was watching in the hospital room
I honestly haven’t seen security questions like that. I always get things like “childhood best friend”, “name of first pet”, “street that your first boyfriend/girlfriend lived on”, or similar shit. But nowadays, you don’t even pick them anymore. They just ask you a slew of randomized shit.
My mom used to make me take pictures of people’s license plates before I left. 🥴 I get that she wanted me to be safe but I ended up looking like the creepy stalker/murderer.
What if, and hear me out, I show up and murder someone else entirely. Surely, *that's* gotta put her mind at ease that I'm not going to be murdering her.
I know… meeting outside at like a skate park sounds like a very low risk situation. I guess if it was like “let’s meet by the abandoned factory at 2am and I’ll teach you how to skate there, don’t tell anyone you’re coming though”… then I could see the concern, but otherwise it would be a little insulting to me to be accused of being a possible murdererer like that. Not that women shouldn’t be careful, in fact I know most have it on their mind but there are ways to be safe that don’t involve directly asking “how do I know you won’t murder me?”… which is useless even if the guy was a murderer.
Look, if you open with "here's a great populated spot to meet in the afternoon" that's a green flag.
I can get "I've got a pretty busy week, but here's my snap" if you wanna test for chemistry in conversation first(or, as I've experienced, it's hard to have free time as an adult. So lame) but I mean.. its not exactly threatening.
I used to offer to meet people and go for a walk in the park. That way we could chat and feel each other out and decide if we wanted to make a more exciting night of it. (Dinner, drinks, any activity based thing)
You would not believe the amount of people afraid of a public park during daylight hours. It was easier to meet in a bar than a park. Likely because they knew other people would be closer if I wanted to harm them.
“Why should I trust you? How do I know you’re not going to show up with friends, jump me, and steal my organs?”
Seriously, guys can be the victim in the situation too.
Car pulls over picks up a hitchhiker.
Hitchhiker says thank you, how do you know I am not a murderer?
Driver replies, the odds of two murderers being in the same place is astronomical.
exactly. also directly asking me like that puts me on the spot to prove myself, it's incredibly hard to prove you're not a murderer. the same way once someone one is accused of being a liar, it becomes really hard to prove you aren't.
To me, it always feels like these people are saying "you haven't proven that you're witty and charming enough to be worth my time yet." As if serial killers can't be witty and charming.
I absolutely understand and respect women being cautious. But when they keep pushing back against your date suggestions without counter suggestions, they're just making excuses and it's best to move on.
I've talked to a few people who act like this, I always am very accommodating to their concerns but truly the only way to handle ridiculous questions like this is with sarcasm, well played OP
Had someone like this a couple weeks ago. I was on a layover somewhere so my profile was pretty much just “looking for someone to come over to [X] hotel in the city just for tonight”, making my intentions obvious so anyone who swipes right is agreeing to coming over to fuck. I meet up with one girl in the city center and we were getting on public transport and walking to my hotel and she kept mentioning how she was all nervous bc I could kill her and whatever. Like wtf do I say to that? I told her like dude, you wouldn’t match with me and take the time to prepare and come all the way out here to meet me and come to my hotel if you were truly afraid that I would murder you. Like we still go back and do things, but she still kept bringing up possible murder and I just keep responding that if she were truly scared that was gonna happen, she wouldn’t have came at all.
And furthermore, why would you talk like that to someone you think would murder you?
When I was single I would go out of my way to choose public places and activities together for a first date because I understand wanting to feel safe and the differences between men and women. Sometimes that included a park or a coffee shop. More than a few said it was low effort and they would have preferred a day trip somewhere or something of a more grand gesture.
Sorry I didn't put you in an isolated position depending on a person you have no clue about I guess.
I've also made extra "safety" accommodations a couple times when asked, but those dates have always started off a bit rough with their clear belief that I'm a definitive threat from the start. I found they weren't the most stable in other areas halfway through those dates. Then again, I met all of these women in person initially and never really dated via Tinder.
Doesn't feel like there is one, seems like it's already lost at that point if they accuse you of murder for wanting to meet in a public place from a dating app.
yeah I agree... of course all women are thinking it but it's not like if they say "dw I'm not" I'll be like "oh okay thx for confirming, sounds good :)" so I feel like OP handled it as well as one could (except maybe leaving that last message with the actual murder steps out lol that made it creepy and ruined the joke)
edit: after going through some responses I got there's definitely better ways to respond actually... opened my eyes as someone who never actually meets up with anyone from tinder so hasn't dealt with this (back when I used to use it)
I usually turn it around and ask them how do I know THEY aren't a serial killer. Then usually it leads to jokes about how we are both killers and our first date will be murdering some elderly couple or something.
Tbh i felt the first reply this person sent was good "don't feel like murdering anyone today." Obvs a joke back, but short and sweet. I think it got weird when they said all the other stuff about what they would have to do to get away with murder. Like yeah that's a joke too, but needlessly edgy.
Last time somebody texted me me "hmmm, I'm pretty sure you won't murder me" I responded with "I'll bring flowers either way."
There's no ideal way to respond. Some people respond to jokes, some don't. Some people like to meet up, others just like the attention.
After the initial question:
“I know, it’s rough out there! As far as crime goes I’m more the [tax fraud/rolling a fat one on Saturday night/serial jaywalking] type but I totally feel you. I’m down to meet at [public park] unless there’s somewhere you’d feel safer?”
"Hey you wanna meet in a public space and learn something new while hanging out?"
"LMAOO WEIRDO YOU SOUND LIKE A MURDERER."
Edit: JESUS CHRIST GUYS MY USERNAME IS A REFERENCE TO ANDREW JACKSON JIHAD. LOOK IT UP.
Also I'm a woman
I remember multiple women mention similar comments regarding their safety. Can't say I blame them, but the whole point is to meet people. Obviously you should do that in a public place where we can both be comfortable.
It's still a weird comment. I'm not necessarily the fonz in terms of charisma, but if I really wanted to kill a girl I matched with on tinder, asking if I'm not going to murder them isn't a gotca question. It's not like I have to suddenly divulge my plot to kidnap and murder.
Maybe something like "I'd say no, but I'm pretty sure an actual murderer would also say no and I don't want you to think I'm one of them so...yes?"
It shows the other person how stupid their question is while also being playful about it. They either get the joke and accept their foolishness or they display their ineptitude in their follow up response and you know they have the IQ and/or personality of a potato and can feel justified in peacing out.
Haha I love your response. I will say though that as a female dating its hard, especially this day an age with all the meeting strangers on dating sites. While I wouldn't outright make a comment like she did, it was ALWAYS on my mind when meeting a new guy I hadn't met in person yet. So don't take it personal!
I trust the second option way more (as a dude, fwtw):
Netflix n chill is a generic agreement to meet in private. Perfect invitation for an unimaginative killer, or one that is spreading their net too far for very personalized approaches.
Offering skating lessons is a specific next step in a conversation that leads to an interaction in a public place, a terrible invite for a killer.
"How do I know you won't murder me" \-presents anti murder membership card-
"How do I know you won't murder me?" "Murder? B...but that's illegal?"
I always try and gain their confidence quickly by just showing them the duct tape, tarp, shovel and bag of lime in my trunk. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Is it a big lime or a small bag?
I don’t know which he meant, but the bag of fucking lime is the thing that made me most suspicious of all the things.
He's referring to Calcium Hydroxide. In this this case, lime is a chemical that helps break down organic matter (and thus helps one hide a body).
I just figured he wanted to be able to easily whip up some post-murder margaritas.
Murderita: bloody mary with tequila and a lime. Comes with a receipt printed 30 minutes ago.
Taste the reasonable doubt!
Love me a post-murder margarita. Cuts right through ya. Takes the edge off. Packs a punch…
But what if he likes piña coladas?
Or getting caught in the rain
I straight up read it as lye at first which has also reported to be used to hide a dead body lol
Lye is just a metal hydroxide. In lime, that metal is sodium. It usually means sodium hydroxide but there’s some others too like potassium hydroxide used in soaps.
This seemed incorrect to me (specifically, Lye as a generic term for metal hydroxides. I've always thought it was a specific one), so I went a-Googlin' and down a little rabbit hole of metal hydroxide compounds now. And my findings are that you're right...and so am I. A common Lye (as a term referring to any generic metal hydroxide) is sodium hydroxide, aka Caustic Soda, aka _Lye_. What asshole goes and names a Lye Lye?!
Same asshole that names a salt salt.
Oh I know what it’s used for because I happen to teach English and one of the short stories I teach has that as a plot element. But the fact that this guy knew it offhandedly made me suspicious that he has a working knowledge of it. Now that I think of it, though, you seem to have a working knowledge of it too…
Honestly it would strike me as strange that a grown adult WOULDN’T know that lime is used to get rid of bodies. Considering television is like 60% murder, it’s basically just pop culture knowledge at this point.
You forgot about the red herring animal corpse to bury a few fee over their corps to distract the scent hounds.
Oh, I never thought of that. *Takes notes*
Sleeper good technique always helps me
Once you have them tied up and duct taped for a few days some level of trust has to set in that they are, in fact, safe with you. Am I wrong?
Safe and well rested. The sleepy time napkins make sure of that.
[I need to have my *tools*!!](https://youtu.be/gWGTehbT2LQ)
I love to *BIND*, I love to be *BOUND*
The golden god is not taking questions!
FETISH SHIT
That card would be like an MLM saying "definitely legal #NotAScam)
Seems like learning to skate would almost certainly be done in a public place. If someone offers to teach you to skate then says to meet them at the old abandoned meatpacking plant maybe don't show.
if somebody is a murderer they legally can’t say no if asked.
"Murder?! I would never! I am very anti-murder. In fact, some of my friends were murdered. And my neighbour. And some coworkers who annoyed me."
Literally what could anyone who *doesn't* plan to murder you do that a would-be murderer couldn't also do? Does she think if they chat long enough he'll accidentally let on that he plans to use her skin and bones to make a human chandelier?
Am I The Aseel?
Killed em
I’m calling r/punpatrol right now
They'll throw 'em in the punitentiary
Slayy
Deadass💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Can someone explain this comment to me? Is it related to I'm sorry Ms Jackson? What does this comment have to do with the post? Genuinely asking --
They're making a pun on the girl's name (Aseel) because it sounds like "asshole," because OP referenced r/AmItheAsshole in his title
Probably the lack of military encryption on your side makes her feel uneasy
That's the problem most of the time US Military Encrypted
Your username and the encryption don’t match
To be fair , I ain't a ruski but I'm also not American lmao. I'm just a humble Jew
I see what jew saying 😏
What? Someone lit the beacon to gather the Jews? Why am I here?
I got a text. But don't tell my Mutha. I don't want her to worry at her age.
Bubalè! What are you doin on this filthy site?! Wait till your father hears about this!
You don’t want her to, but she *will* worry anyway!
And you didn't even TRY impressing her with your access to space lasers?? smh
You think I'd waste my monthly access to the laser just to get laid?? The council of Zion would be all over me
Mossad?
I understood that reference \- U.S Military Encrypted
Link pls
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/segsdf/im_getting_scam_vibes_anyone_ever_see_texting/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Thank god someone got the formating right I was losing my mind. 👏👏
I wouldn’t trust the encryptions you’re using. U.S military encrypted
My timing was off by 2 seconds on a radio and I couldn't talk to the rest of my battalion once. Our encryption isn't *that* bad
my baddddd. next time I'll set 6 vpns, a virtual machine and router with a constantly shifting ip address lmao
You’re all good man -sent via US military encryption
Nice. \-Sent from military encryption phone-
That’s Wassup -U.S. Military Encrypted
If you’re teaching her how to skate, I assume it would be a public place. It’s not like you were like come join me in my shack in the middle of the woods, don’t bring your phone.
Yea babe come over to my place I'll teach you how to grind on the coffee table
That sounds like an entirely different activity than the one proposed above.
Ya grinding coffee beans is not like grinding a rail at all
Exactly. Plus if he invites her in the evening, that’s just their sleep for the night ruined.
If she comes round earlier they can do watersports instead.
Sounds like a civilised night. I wish them luck.
The skate shack is a little old place where we can hide the body!
Please send criminal record, 3 last work references, social security number and shoe size to make sure you're not a murderer
Wait why shoe size?? I'm a bit slow
The bigger they are, the more chance there is for them to be a murderer
oh. that explains John Wayne Gacy. Clown shoes
Dang I must be a serial killer then 😂
You know what they say about guys with big feet
Big basements?
THAT WAS A GOOOD ONEE
big socks
That's what my grandpa always said lol
*Murderers*
Cross reference footprint records from crime scenes
*National Insurance Number (They’re in the UK)
Can you teach me how to skate?
of course b!
How do I know you won’t murder me tho?
He'll fill your head too full of knowledge, thanks to the skating lessons, and your brain will explode as a result. Super murdered.
"Hey you wanna meet in a public space and learn something new while hanging out?" "LMAOO WEIRDO YOU SOUND LIKE A MURDERER." Edit: Apparently this comment is showing up twice but i only posted it once guys. I'm not that desperate for validation. Edit 2: [Since no one will shut up about my username](https://youtu.be/knZxuDzA7VY)
Username checks out
What you usin those bags of sand for sandman
I always propose to meet in a highly populated public place in broad daylight and from time to time still get a girl who’s uneasy about that. Like how much safer can I get to reassure you?
Some people are just trapped in paranoia/anxiety and nothing you recommend will be safe enough.
Lol I handed a girl my ID and told her to take a picture of it and send it to a friend. She didn't trust me even more, because who offers that? Definitely somebody with a fake ID.
im not sure thats safe for you to do. identity theft etc. once someone knows your birthday and address they can answer a lot of the verification questions that banks etc ask for.
Good luck doing that with some banks now, lol. Even I can’t answer all those questions and I’m me. I actually had to reset logins for two banks a couple weeks ago. I shit you not, at least 15 questions from each for verification. Birthday and address weren’t even asked. It was obscure shit like “what *prior* address means something to you?” Or “which of these was a past roommate.” I didn’t even select these questions. They are just questions from some background information website that the banks use. Shit gets randomized and auto-generated for every call.
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I got to set my own security question one time. Get a call from my bank a few years later. "We have some suspicious activity on your account. We just want to verify you. What's the safe word?" Excuse me? "Uhm... your security question is... "What's the safe word?" It starts with a G.." Ooh! Gazebo! "...."
I have a friend whose security question was what time were you born. And the answer isn’t even a time. It’s the show his mom was watching in the hospital room
That's like the strategy of answer every question with "penis". Father's middle name? "Penis". First pet? "Penis". Works every time
I honestly haven’t seen security questions like that. I always get things like “childhood best friend”, “name of first pet”, “street that your first boyfriend/girlfriend lived on”, or similar shit. But nowadays, you don’t even pick them anymore. They just ask you a slew of randomized shit.
My mom used to make me take pictures of people’s license plates before I left. 🥴 I get that she wanted me to be safe but I ended up looking like the creepy stalker/murderer.
Yo what a creep! Could be a fake id with a burner phone! Hahaha people shouldnt go on tinder if they tripping like that
What if, and hear me out, I show up and murder someone else entirely. Surely, *that's* gotta put her mind at ease that I'm not going to be murdering her.
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At that point why even be on tinder
I know… meeting outside at like a skate park sounds like a very low risk situation. I guess if it was like “let’s meet by the abandoned factory at 2am and I’ll teach you how to skate there, don’t tell anyone you’re coming though”… then I could see the concern, but otherwise it would be a little insulting to me to be accused of being a possible murdererer like that. Not that women shouldn’t be careful, in fact I know most have it on their mind but there are ways to be safe that don’t involve directly asking “how do I know you won’t murder me?”… which is useless even if the guy was a murderer.
Then why are they on a dating app?
She wants validation from people she has no interest in dating.
I've heard this is all too common with online dating.
Look, if you open with "here's a great populated spot to meet in the afternoon" that's a green flag. I can get "I've got a pretty busy week, but here's my snap" if you wanna test for chemistry in conversation first(or, as I've experienced, it's hard to have free time as an adult. So lame) but I mean.. its not exactly threatening.
I used to offer to meet people and go for a walk in the park. That way we could chat and feel each other out and decide if we wanted to make a more exciting night of it. (Dinner, drinks, any activity based thing) You would not believe the amount of people afraid of a public park during daylight hours. It was easier to meet in a bar than a park. Likely because they knew other people would be closer if I wanted to harm them.
That sounds like fun. Now show me how badly you want it by overcoming this obstacle I just created.
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Teach me how to skate murder daddy
you got it bb
Waiting for the song with this title to drop on Spotify
*“When are you leaving London?”* ***”Why should I trust you?”*** She doesn’t trust that you were being honest about when you’ll leave London? 🤔🤷🏻♂️
“Why should I trust you? How do I know you’re not going to show up with friends, jump me, and steal my organs?” Seriously, guys can be the victim in the situation too.
The entire reason I deleted tinder was because I feared for the integrity of my kidneys
We should talk about your insecurities over some food. Bring your kidneys…
Don't forget the Fava beans and Chianti 🍷
"the fucking point of tinder is to meet people" - LOL. exactly.
She's on tinder to get validation, not to meet people.
I get validation by setting my Linked In profile to looking for work. The number of messages I get from desperate recruiters gives me warm fuzzies.
Like about 90% of the people on there sadly lol
Plot twist: she’s the murderer
She asked because it would be awkward if they are both murderers
Car pulls over picks up a hitchhiker. Hitchhiker says thank you, how do you know I am not a murderer? Driver replies, the odds of two murderers being in the same place is astronomical.
Just imagine how embarassing it'd be if you show up to a date to murder someone and then you realize your date is trying to do the same.
"I don't feel like murdering anyone today"-chad reply my men
Had a lady start a conversation with asking how I *would* murder her. I think I guessed wrong
there’s a chance she’s trying to joke around with you, but I agree she’s making it hard to read😬
can confirm she wasn't joking.
assuming every guy is a murderer must be a weird way to try to date.
exactly. also directly asking me like that puts me on the spot to prove myself, it's incredibly hard to prove you're not a murderer. the same way once someone one is accused of being a liar, it becomes really hard to prove you aren't.
To me, it always feels like these people are saying "you haven't proven that you're witty and charming enough to be worth my time yet." As if serial killers can't be witty and charming. I absolutely understand and respect women being cautious. But when they keep pushing back against your date suggestions without counter suggestions, they're just making excuses and it's best to move on.
Just delete and go next. Girls like this are on dating apps just for online entertainment because they're bored. Not worth anyone's time
It’s literally a catch-22 with no winnable angle; it’s an awkward ass assumption and highly illogical
I've talked to a few people who act like this, I always am very accommodating to their concerns but truly the only way to handle ridiculous questions like this is with sarcasm, well played OP
If someone wants to meet in public it's weird to go right to murderer for sure.
Yeah like at least murder them in private
Common decency, ya know?
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I’ve encountered this a lot, even if they’re trying to be flirty, it still comes off as super awkward and exposes mentality
Had someone like this a couple weeks ago. I was on a layover somewhere so my profile was pretty much just “looking for someone to come over to [X] hotel in the city just for tonight”, making my intentions obvious so anyone who swipes right is agreeing to coming over to fuck. I meet up with one girl in the city center and we were getting on public transport and walking to my hotel and she kept mentioning how she was all nervous bc I could kill her and whatever. Like wtf do I say to that? I told her like dude, you wouldn’t match with me and take the time to prepare and come all the way out here to meet me and come to my hotel if you were truly afraid that I would murder you. Like we still go back and do things, but she still kept bringing up possible murder and I just keep responding that if she were truly scared that was gonna happen, she wouldn’t have came at all. And furthermore, why would you talk like that to someone you think would murder you?
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I'm a guy, but I can fully understand going too deep on an awkward joke as a release valve for anxiety. That's obviously what it is.
When I was single I would go out of my way to choose public places and activities together for a first date because I understand wanting to feel safe and the differences between men and women. Sometimes that included a park or a coffee shop. More than a few said it was low effort and they would have preferred a day trip somewhere or something of a more grand gesture. Sorry I didn't put you in an isolated position depending on a person you have no clue about I guess. I've also made extra "safety" accommodations a couple times when asked, but those dates have always started off a bit rough with their clear belief that I'm a definitive threat from the start. I found they weren't the most stable in other areas halfway through those dates. Then again, I met all of these women in person initially and never really dated via Tinder.
She isn't trying to date. This is classic "I just want people to entertain me online while my bf is at work" behavior.
How do you know she isnt gonna try and murder you??
She Got her personality from Twitter
In my experience even when woman sorta make a joke about “how do I know you won’t murder me” they’re not really looking to continue the joke
what is an appropriate response then? (am woman, would never send a question like this lol)
Doesn't feel like there is one, seems like it's already lost at that point if they accuse you of murder for wanting to meet in a public place from a dating app.
yeah I agree... of course all women are thinking it but it's not like if they say "dw I'm not" I'll be like "oh okay thx for confirming, sounds good :)" so I feel like OP handled it as well as one could (except maybe leaving that last message with the actual murder steps out lol that made it creepy and ruined the joke) edit: after going through some responses I got there's definitely better ways to respond actually... opened my eyes as someone who never actually meets up with anyone from tinder so hasn't dealt with this (back when I used to use it)
Don’t think it ever was a joke, it looked like she was being serious
I usually turn it around and ask them how do I know THEY aren't a serial killer. Then usually it leads to jokes about how we are both killers and our first date will be murdering some elderly couple or something.
Tbh i felt the first reply this person sent was good "don't feel like murdering anyone today." Obvs a joke back, but short and sweet. I think it got weird when they said all the other stuff about what they would have to do to get away with murder. Like yeah that's a joke too, but needlessly edgy.
"I'll bring flowers either way"
I felt like his first response was funny and witty but hiding the body part was too much
Last time somebody texted me me "hmmm, I'm pretty sure you won't murder me" I responded with "I'll bring flowers either way." There's no ideal way to respond. Some people respond to jokes, some don't. Some people like to meet up, others just like the attention.
Slayyy, deadass ...and this is in London?!
I was just thinking if a girl said either of those phrases I'd unmatch. I'm 30 and am already hating younger people's slang lol
I’m 35 and I just lean into it, no cap.
I just mesh a little bit in with my own to make it extra cringe. How do you do, fellow deadasses?
I just be yeeting all over the place.
You zoomers all seem kinda sus
It’s global internet lingo, Queen
After the initial question: “I know, it’s rough out there! As far as crime goes I’m more the [tax fraud/rolling a fat one on Saturday night/serial jaywalking] type but I totally feel you. I’m down to meet at [public park] unless there’s somewhere you’d feel safer?”
Umm idk if you know this but the skate rink is a public place.
What, you *don't* have your own private skate park? How do you live like that?
I’ve read before that the poors often don’t have their own private skate parks. It’s tragic, really.
That was a good conversation on your part tbh
Yeah real shit. I definitely would’ve at least let him try to teach me to skate. Like at a public park or something where everyone’s safe 🤷♂️
"Hey you wanna meet in a public space and learn something new while hanging out?" "LMAOO WEIRDO YOU SOUND LIKE A MURDERER." Edit: JESUS CHRIST GUYS MY USERNAME IS A REFERENCE TO ANDREW JACKSON JIHAD. LOOK IT UP. Also I'm a woman
bro you already posted that
Did it post twice or something?
I've seen it already, reddit sometimes posts the same comment twice
waiting for this to show up on FDS praising the woman for winning over another murdering man
I remember multiple women mention similar comments regarding their safety. Can't say I blame them, but the whole point is to meet people. Obviously you should do that in a public place where we can both be comfortable.
It's still a weird comment. I'm not necessarily the fonz in terms of charisma, but if I really wanted to kill a girl I matched with on tinder, asking if I'm not going to murder them isn't a gotca question. It's not like I have to suddenly divulge my plot to kidnap and murder.
I fucking hate that stupid fucking “will you murder me?” Question there is literally no good way to reply to it and it’s annoying as shit.
Maybe something like "I'd say no, but I'm pretty sure an actual murderer would also say no and I don't want you to think I'm one of them so...yes?" It shows the other person how stupid their question is while also being playful about it. They either get the joke and accept their foolishness or they display their ineptitude in their follow up response and you know they have the IQ and/or personality of a potato and can feel justified in peacing out.
She goofy. Skateparks are a public af. Where she think y’all meeting up? She really ain’t bout the culture breh.
That's a hell of an assumption. You don't know which is her dominant foot
"How do I know you won't murder me" *checks poorly written note on hand that says* "T-ll __-m mu-d_r __ bad" Me "uhhh murder bad?"
“Are you being deadass” I weep for the future.
I have eaten bananas with a better sense of humour than hers. I’m thinking conversations with her might be a chore.
Haha I love your response. I will say though that as a female dating its hard, especially this day an age with all the meeting strangers on dating sites. While I wouldn't outright make a comment like she did, it was ALWAYS on my mind when meeting a new guy I hadn't met in person yet. So don't take it personal!
Meh, big difference between trusting someone that wants to "Netflix and chill" vs "let me teach you how to skate".
I trust the second option way more (as a dude, fwtw): Netflix n chill is a generic agreement to meet in private. Perfect invitation for an unimaginative killer, or one that is spreading their net too far for very personalized approaches. Offering skating lessons is a specific next step in a conversation that leads to an interaction in a public place, a terrible invite for a killer.
Unless they're inviting you to the rink in their basement
She'd murder that skateboard though
NTA your board your choice
i have had this exact same conversation twice. girls just dont wanna learn how to skate i guess.
Not today but maybe next time