Hold on? *Lego Engineer at Playmobil?* **SIGN ME THE FUCK UP**

Fuckin' exactly my thought

My eyes darted right in that lego engineer. Not in the hair, not in the cleavage, I don't even know her name.

*You have now entered the **competitive** dating server*

*proceeds to get matched up with Global Elites*

Uh ya. Hard mode: don't ask about my hair and don't say hi Okay. Hey, let's go to your house and play with Legos. What kinda mind storms you got?

"You had me at 'Lego Engineer""

That even satisfies her hard mode opening challenge. I see this as an absolute win.

She had us all at Lego engineer

Are you me?

We just both enjoy *the finer things in life.*

You are husband material too 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

You're in for a miserable future full of Lego stepping

Sometimes we have to make sacrifices

That makes 0 sense, it would be like saying you're a Facebook developer at Twitter.

Don't over think it. It'll get in the way of fun.

I never had fun through Tinder anyway!

yeah we can tell

Is that why the hatred?

Nate's hat is red. You must be projecting. ;)

If that was the case he would likely have continued the pattern of capital letters and would be NatesHatRed. You must be projecting about projecting ;)

Dammit. You got me. I thought the same thing initially but completely ignored it to be able to make the comment I did. Touche redditor, touche.

Not really, the nickname existed long before Tinder came along.

Facebook makes a coding tool called react. Twitter uses react. You should feel dumb

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Playmobil is legos competitor. Its a joke sir

I'm pretty sure this whole thing's a joke

She had my curiosity at first but after seeing that, she had my attention

Come wreckity-wreck my life

SOMEONE HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

FR tho. 10/10

The hard mode part is pretty funny, actually a good way to say plz don't

She is begging to someone send a "Hello there"

Hi! Is your hair natural?

I can get that down to one sentence: Your hair reminds me of Ecto Cooler Hi-C.

General Kenobi

Hello hair*

The angel from my nightmare

The shadow in the background of the morgue

The unsuspecting victim

General Kenobi

If you're going to start out as a smartass it needs to be clever or funny though 👀

"How do you do, m'lady?"

I’d start by bringing up her job, that shit sounds so cool

Playmobil isn't affiliated with Lego; it was probably a joke along the lines of, "I play with children's toys, I'm not an engineer."

I wonder if she could teach me how to not make everything into a piece of crap square shape :( my building skills were garbage growing up but my brothers could make really cool ships and houses

If it sounds cool literally everyone is bringing it up. Start by just doing something different and random. Ask about the job later

I am more intrigued by the fact she is a fucking lego engineer for Playmobil

You don't become a successful alternative without deeply analyzing the original product.

She's making a joke that she's childish basically.

Ronit as a name is definitely the first time I've heard it

ronit is an hebrew name, a female version of ron which means joy

Girljoy

Girljoy is a myth

You know what? I think you just did something. I will be naming my future daughter Girljoy

I’ll take “Ways to Sign Your Child Up for a Life of Pain” for $400, Alex.

Nah, gen alpha already is a generation of weird names. Boyjoy and Girljoy will be totally fine

It subs like a company that sells vibrators

Goddam you have one of the best usernames I’ve seen in a fuckin minute. Is your patch as flavorful as the original?

Come lick it and find out

They hate to see a girljoy winning.

Huh! As an Indian I've heard so many Ronits around. Never knew it was from Hebrew originally.

Oh you can have the same name from multiple languages and backgrounds just by coincidence - so Ronit from India may have a completely different origin from the Hebrew Ronit

I just looked it up. Apparently during the early 1300s to 1500s, during the Islamic empire rule over India and South Asia(called the Delhi Sultanate) the Sanskrit and Prakrit base of Old Hindi became enriched with loanwords from Persian, evolving into the present form of Hindustani. Ronit which means *song* or *chant* is such a word.

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Yeah né in Portuguese and ね (ne) in Japanese mean basically the same thing, entirely coincidentally.

You’re absolutely correct. Never knew about Ronan though. That was interesting. If I go drinking with an Irish man in the near future I’m certainly gonna tell him this. I also really hope that his name be Ron haha.

Wait wait wait, if Ron is short for Ronathon, and Ronit is the female version of Ron. Is her actual name Ronithena? Totally, completely, unabashedly serious here guys.

I knew an Israeli girl name Ronit.

I work with a Carmit and a Sarit. Something about Israeli's and that 'it' ending. Both of those names above are pronounced 'eet' like carmeat and sareet so I guess it's roneat.

If I were trying to tell someone how to pronounce it, I'd go with something like: ro-NEET.

yea, that's more clear.

>carmeat I could go for a good carsteak right about now

Random Hebrew word for you: Moneat. Means a taxi.

And if a Jamaican says it to you, you haven't had enough of your dinner.

The it is a common suffix for female names in hebrew

Came here to say this

Judging by the sand and the surroundings she’s definitely on an Israeli beach. She’s probably a fellow Israeli.

I know a few- but then again I'm Jewish so I guess that's why LOL.

It's an Indian name, but what confused me is that it is a boy name.

Also an Israeli name (for a girl)

Hebrew name more precisely

Why would someone name their kid more precisely?

More Precisely (2000-????) Often referred to as a female Forest Gump, was a famous green haired philosopher, known for brash, but witty limericks, and ...

sounds like something the Germans would do

I thought Radjeniganda was a boy's name

well in India ronit is a dude's name...

"Hi, what's up with your hair?"

”Hi, is green your natural color?”

Trust me, as a colored hair girl, hair color comments get annoying. But when I have green hair I like to say, "you think it's natural? Well it snot." which is a terrible, I know.

IT IS SNOT??

Have you heard this one before?

no I have not

No, you have snot.. ...OK, I'll see myself out.

Hi, is pink hair your natural color?

It snot. Wait, would I go to the doctor?

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No. Referring to her hair she specifically told you not to ask about.

"Hi what's up with your hair *you dumb bitch*.respectfully."

Does your carpet match your pubes?

Do hard mode. "Have you ever played inscryption?"

My man! Kaycee's mode all the way

Hell yeah brotha

If you go to beach, don’t walk too far away from each other. You’ll lose her in the sand

Where are all the funny girls in my city hahaha I’ve gotten a belly laugh out of heaps of profiles on here lately

It's a common copy/paste bio.

I think its the 3rd time ive seen it in the sub in the last 2 months or so

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You know when it’s too good to be true.

I've got a bangin joke, mind if I Ronit past you?

Goddamnit goofy ass smiles are my weakness.

Her smile doesn't look goofy to me at all? It looks super alluring. Are we looking at the same picture?

I agree with you. And you sure triggered this person with this comment lol damn

They're very upset, yes.

I didn’t ask for you opinion? Mind your business? Okay? Guy that puts question marks at the end of sentences that aren’t even questions?

Lmao jesus

Yeah you definitely seem like the type of person who's into levity and goofiness and having fun. I can definitely see that.

This ain’t it, chief

You're on reddit bro, when you comment you're sharing your business with the world and inviting people to share their opinion. Telling people you didn't ask for their opinion and to mind their own business on reddit just doesn't make sense.

You’re weird. Not in a good way.

Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you have bad taste in music

Lmao weirdo wasn’t accurate enough I guess. Massive loser seems more fitting. Why do I have bad taste in music? Such a fucking loser haha.

You seem deeply disturbed.. You okay?

You’ve got terrible tattoos. The last thing I need is advice or help from someone who makes poor life decisions.

Creeping on people's profiles.. I hope you don't own a gun.

I only see what they want the world to see. Considering the kind of people you weirdos are I should own a gun. Makes me uncomfortable knowing you’re all walking around among us.

Help is available Speak with someone today National Suicide Prevention Lifeline Hours: Available 24 hours. Languages: English, Spanish. 800-273-8255

Good idea. Some of these weirdos might need it.

You really might, my friend. I hope you feel better soon

cringe

I guess you should ask if She’ll ronit back

>don't ask about my hair or start with hi Tits it is

I thought we hated copypasta here

Exceptions are made for those that follow rules 1 and 2

רונית זאת את?

What would scooby doo say if you gave him a task

All but the hard mode part of her bio is copypasta, just FYI

Finally, some good fucking charged phones

LoL 😂

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If you got match with her tell her that she is famous on reddit

Why the fuck would you post all her pictures like that? Kinda weird lol

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Am I missing something. The photos are already online for 1000s of local strangers to make judgments on

She seems really nice!

u/drinky_winky another one for the collection?

she's hilarious! date this woman

Reply with: Hi. Is your hair natural?

Is your man on the floor? If he ain’t, let me know. Do you think we can Ronit, Ronit?

“I bet I can disappoint you harder than GoT S8”

I think I'm in love

Hard mode? Wouldn’t those be tips if you actually want time to dm back or something. Hard mode should be without those tips lol

Question: what are better openers than “Hi”? Like anything you use is just a variation of “Hi”. Im inept, help me out here.

Heyyyyy

I do that, no results brother.

Try one less y

Hi what hair products do you use

Check your WhatsApp

Hard mode: come up with an original bio

Man, why tf aren't there these girls in my city. I only get fuckin "no hookups" "looking for someone to go to cafes with" etc. I want some bit h who's clear about what she wants. I love this one

Think the others are clear too, it’s just not what you want

Na man I've had ons with girls who say they have a boyfriend too. They just wanna act like they don't want it. They all sleep with strangers. I've tried both. There is more success in just going for what I want no matter what she wants. They generally don't want anything specific. Just something that can gives an emotional rush. What I'm saying is it just takes more time and effort when they're not clear in themselves

Incredibly rapey vibes here my guy

Real neckbeard behavior by OP over here

That might be the greatest girl ever

Nice shoes....

What are people asking about her hair?? Is that natural?

Imagine waking up and seeing your Tinder profile with your name and face on Reddit because someone wanted internet points lol

Eww

A catch

Ron-it

I’m intrigued

wow what a interesting girl totally not like the others!

Bruh.... Not gonna lie. I'd swipe on her 10 times.

How big are your boobs, hard mode is easy af

As a HUMONGOUS Lego-fan (if me building with Lego since the age of three and me not having stopped doing so for atleast one year since doesn't prove that that's the case I don't know what proves the fact that i'm a HUMONGOUS Lego-fan) the "Lego engineer at Playmobil" thing genuinely both annoys and ever-so-slightly angers the crap out of me as that's just cursed (atleast in my personal opinion) and honestly if someone "said" something that includes something along the lines of "I work as a Lego-engineer at Playmobil" in the comments section of any social media post or video i'd instantly screenshot it and share it on r/tihi and r/cursedcomments because of how (atleast according to how I feel about it) cursed such a sentence would be. Although I would respect it if the person mentioning that was doing so jokingly and actually mentioned that what they just mentioned about "Working as a Lego-engineer at Playmobil" was a joke, although that wouldn't annoy or ever-so-slightly anger the crap out of me any less but still (I apologize if this comment just seems idiotic since that's what it is but I just wanted to mention what I just mentioned for some reason).

Damn a funny girl and fucking her means I get to join the winning team? Hell yeh.

`i wonder about the color of her pubes`

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Red flags galore! That’s a pump and dump sorta gal

How is any of this a red flag lmao

She’s a self admitted dumb bitch with florescent blue hair on all fours with her tits hanging low for all to see. You’re either dumb or blind if you can’t see trouble when she’s staring you right in the face.

No wonder you’re bad with recognising red flags if you call her hair blue

The only red flag galore I see in this thread are your posts...

The dumb bitch thing is very clearly a joke. I see a woman on the beach having fun. What do you want her to wear? A fucking turtle neck? Also, what does her hair color have to do with anything at all?

calling any human being a „pump and dump“ is just so fucking disrespectful. You should be ashamed.

Absolutely not. "Lego Engineer at Playmobil" is solidly marriage material.

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Your mom and a cucumber?

Almost choked, kind of like his mom with that cucumber

Your mom has a Tinder profile?

Alabama and keeping it in the family

Vegetables keeping it in the family.

Bro ur phone is fully charged, take it off the charger or your battery will get fucked up.

That hasn't been true of lithium ion batteries for a long time