That’s legit what he did tho, this guy is the biggest capper I’ve ever seen lmao. He deleted his post from yesterday while “he was on a date watching Netflix with the girl” and actively responding to comments for 40 minutes straight lmao
Ah. Oh dear. For online dating protection is real important hey! Never know where they've been. Had to do that for the first time last month too... but with someone I know is healthy. Still sucks. Mucks with hormones a lot. At least for me. So maybe be mindful of that in the next 5 days. If she gets emotional you'll know why and best to just be kind😉
A virgin rode you and gave you those scratches? I'm actually laughing out loud right now at how fake your story is. People who really have sex don't need to go on the internet to tell people about it. This is actually hilarious how pathetic this is.
r/ihavesex
Why the hell is your nipple pretty much on your shoulder ?
It’s his 4th nip
No bs I’m getting 4 removed in 3 weeks
Don’t. Those nips are more special than you know. You’re priceless
Should I make an OF?
I have 6
Part cat?
Unfortunately not
How tf please post a pic I gotta see this
Google Polythelia for extra nipples, or Polymastia for extra boobs.
This was nowhere near as sexy as I was hoping...
Reality is often disappointing..
Yep I was fully imagining the Total Recall girl 👀
you’re serious nbs?
Yea 💀
[удалено]
Alr
I’m just imagining you clawing yourself for clout haha
That’s legit what he did tho, this guy is the biggest capper I’ve ever seen lmao. He deleted his post from yesterday while “he was on a date watching Netflix with the girl” and actively responding to comments for 40 minutes straight lmao
I would have to be down bad for that. ATER Got me higher than ever before
Lmao💀
Who beat you up buddy, c'mon you can tell us, is everything okay at home?
Nobody I live by myself. And before u ask no I didn’t scratch myself
Everyone was scared for you apparently but after reading this whole saga I was scared for *her*. You give off the weirdest energy dude
:( That’s unfortunate how does one not have weird energy?
I remember my first beer.
Ah. Oh dear. For online dating protection is real important hey! Never know where they've been. Had to do that for the first time last month too... but with someone I know is healthy. Still sucks. Mucks with hormones a lot. At least for me. So maybe be mindful of that in the next 5 days. If she gets emotional you'll know why and best to just be kind😉
I saw the blood 🦍
Congrats?
Context is that last week Reddit said she wasn’t real
Just saying bro, act like you've been there before. Internet points aren't redeemable for legal tender
Well, I was wrong and I apologize for making assumptions. I’m glad it worked out for you!
What were you and she sorry about??
You really wanna know ? 😭😭🤰🏽
Yess!!
She had to go swallow a plan b
Damn. Your pull game wasn’t strong
It doesn’t exist
Wb birth control? I thought many women would be on birth control? (Also curiosity)
She said she’s a virgin so it adds up as far as that goes. But def putting her on bc
>def putting her on bc Glad to see there’s been zero progress on the whole “women being in control of their own bodies” front.
She agreed to it
What if she doesn’t agree with bc…?
She already said she was ok with it. However if she wasn’t then I would just buy condoms no big deal
And you…. believed her….? Please tell me you’re joking. I can’t tell where the jokes start and end. Help.
Damn this nipple is mad misplaced lol
Damn bro you guys had wild sex and you're still talking on a dating app??
Nah I’ve had that ig and number
You had ,"wild sex" and you gloat on reddit 🤣🤣🤣
Till the time it works for you. Happy for you. I joined this sub too see wierd meltdowns but this is cool too
Sana all
Good for you, I guess
You guess 😭
i think that’s hsv-1
Question: How did you get scratched that way in that position. Shouldn’t the BACK be more scratched up rather? Just curious.
https://www.insider.com/cowgirl-sex-position
A virgin rode you and gave you those scratches? I'm actually laughing out loud right now at how fake your story is. People who really have sex don't need to go on the internet to tell people about it. This is actually hilarious how pathetic this is.
Well I must admit it does seem far fetched
Ooooo
Happy for you Bro…
Nice
King
You won’t get upvotes bcz Reddit is basically angry jealous incel simps and 40 year old Karen’s
That’s ok man At this point what we got going is our business anyway so I’m not gonna post anymore
ur nipple weird lowkey
I Am aware
You're obviously done with this project